Pumping It

In today’s episode of Pumping It, in honor of her 10 Years in NYC birthday, THE New York Doll herself, Linux, finally teaches the children how to actually make it in New York City—without burning out, blowing up, or slinking back to Hickory Dickory Wherever-the-Hell with a tote bag and a bruised ego. From drafting your Manhattan Manifesto to locking down the painfully boring but absolutely essential foundations (housing, income, sanity), Linux lays out the hard rules that separate NYC lifers from NYC flops. This isn’t about “making it”—it’s about lasting. The episode closes with a full civic glow-up, reminding us that New York doesn’t owe us shit… but if we show up correctly, consistently, and with purpose, we just might become part of what makes it magic.

In the newest edition of Pumping It, Linux is here to celebrate the holidays… but it’s giving horrible vibes tbh. What starts as a chaotic glam check-in for a Friendsmas pregame quickly turns into a raw storytime about family estrangement, old trauma resurfacing, and the weird loneliness that hits randomly during "Christmas Tree Decorating Time." Plus: Linux’s Holiday Survival Guide for the orphans and the ungrateful-bees-with-families. Oh yeah, Also she gets really drunk :/

Linux dreaded turning 30 this month…like a lot. It didn’t help that the 13 year old girl trapped inside of her was judge-y as hell. The Hut-Girl/Adventure Girl cusp unpacks how her 30th birthday spiraled from solo surf enlightenment to cartel-adjacent chaos, missed flights, and Motel Hell. Between Tulum delusion, surprise-party resentment, and maxed-out friends, she realizes she was the problem: full Birthdayzilla. She breaks down why we weaponize our birthdays, how striving for perfection ruins real moments, and the new rules for not being insufferable. For anyone who’s ever made their birthday everyone else’s punishment.PUMP DESK FORM: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe3GVaRrlP8hgKINJIcs6PIQWlZ7MtYIa_Sut8J2GrC_-UHaA/viewform?usp=header

Fresh off the operating table after a very Majorella Dupree procedure, Linux fills us all in on why she, as a trans woman, chose to get her genitals blasted all while exposing us to every sexual encounter she's had in her lifetime (thus far) and in the end inspiring us to find our metaphorical d*ck and pump that sh*t up too! FILL OUT THE PUMP DESK FORM NOW: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe3GVaRrlP8hgKINJIcs6PIQWlZ7MtYIa_Sut8J2GrC_-UHaA/viewform?usp=header

Linux is BACK. And this time, she means it...like FOR REAL. After a major technical difficulty almost derails her entire season 2 premiere, the it-girl decides to pivot and give y'all EMO's a lesson in how to build your own ladder and climb OUT of that hole. PUMP DESK: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe3GVaRrlP8hgKINJIcs6PIQWlZ7MtYIa_Sut8J2GrC_-UHaA/viewform?usp=header

In this week's episode of Pumping It: Fresh off a "World Tour" Linux teaches the history of trans women congregating, her method of dealing with rejection through healing our inner child by way of teddy bear, and details the journey her party Paul's Dolls took from nightlife flop to global phenomenon.

In this week's episode, Linux reflects on the crackiness of Wire Festival 2025 and enrolls her viewers in the School of Little Spoiled Rotten Party Girl It-Girls. No Junkies were hurt in the making of this film...besides Linux.

In the 5th episode of "Pumping It" a still-awake-from-the-night-before-and-freshly-pounded Linux gives all the juicy details on which A-Listers she ran into at all the Met Gala afterparties she crashed on the First Monday In May. Now the first Tuesday in May, she gives her advice on how those should carry themselves around celebrities if they don't want to come off as the ultimate shame: Fans.

In this week’s episode of Pumping It, Linux dives into the chaos that nearly kept her from experiencing her own Coachella debut. From everything going wrong to a last-minute mindset shift, she shares how changing her perspective just before stepping on stage allowed her to be fully present for a once-in-a-lifetime moment. Tune in for a raw and inspiring look at how you, too, can make sure you don’t miss the magic in your own life—even when everything feels like it’s falling apart.

For her third episode of Pumping It, Linux dives into the world's oldest profession: hooking. She shares her experience and tells viewers how they, too, can be the greatest high end escorts of all time.

In honor of Trans Day of Visibility, Linux looks back on being sent to Riker's Island Men's Prison for 9 days for simply using the Women's Bathroom in Florida. She pays gratitude to the three fellow trans women in her jail unit: Shareika, Orchid, and Candy...who saved her life.

You worship her published articles like scripture. You drool over every high-fashion, high-camp shoot she drops. Your phone vibrates like a sex toy whenever she posts.And yet…you want MORE? It’s almost like you want to climb inside her brain, wear her skin, be her. If that wouldn’t kill her, she’d let you. But until then we’re PUMPING IT, the unfiltered, unhinged, and uninterrupted video (and audio!) podcast from THE New York Downtown It-Girl. Each week, Linux attempts to make sense of her nonstop chaos-infused partygirl life—only to circle back, tap herself on the back, and pretend she just blessed you with priceless wisdom.Love her or hate her… the bitch is PUMPING IT.