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  1. 279

    Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah and Jimmy Kimmel on Trump's latest in Best of Late Night

    The late-night comics go over Trump's latest. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Randy Holmes, ABC via AP)

  2. 278

    Colbert, Noah, Kimmel and Meyers take on the Republican memo in Best of Late Night

    The late-night comics try to make sense of the Republican memo and what it means for special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Matt Winkelmeyer, Getty Images)

  3. 277

    The late-night comics are still trying to make sense of the 's---hole' comment in Best of Late Night

    The late-night comics are still grappling with President Trump's 's---hole' comment. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Paul Drinkwater, NBC via AP)

  4. 276

    Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah and Jimmy Kimmel ask the real question: Is Trump a racist?

    The late-night comics on President Trump's 's---hole' comment. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Frederick M. Brown, Getty Images)

  5. 275

    Jimmy Fallon, Trevor Noah and Stephen Colbert on Trump's DACA plan in Best of Late Night

    The late-night comics on President Trump's bipartisan approach to DACA and immigration. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Andy Kropa, Invision/AP)

  6. 274

    Jimmy Kimmel, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Fallon on Oprah 2020 in Best of Late Night

    The late-night comics on Oprah Winfrey's speech at the Golden Globes. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion.

  7. 273

    Comics on election and Trump approval slump in Best of Late Night

    Don Jr.'s dangerous tweet and his father's low approval ratings. After you watch our favorite jokes, vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Paul Zimmerman, Getty Images for North America)

  8. 272

    Comics on Trump in Japan in Best of Late Night

    An embroidered hat, burgers and golf, the late-night comics break down Trump-Abe relations. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Jeff Schear, Getty Images for Comedy Central)

  9. 271

    Comics on Trump's Asia trip in Best of Late Night

    The late-night comics on Trump, Asia and Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen viral hit. Watch our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Astrid Stawiarz, Getty Images)

  10. 270

    Jimmy Kimmel and Conan O'Brien on the year's biggest Trump scandal in Best of Late Night

    Who's the real first lady? The late-night comics take a look in Best of Late Night. After you watch, vote for your favorite joke at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Angela Weiss, AFP/Getty Images)

  11. 269

    Comics on Trump's Puerto Rico response in Best of Late Night

    f football players took a knee in Puerto Rico, would Trump care more? The late-night comics explore. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Gabriel Olsen, FilmMagic)

  12. 268

    Comics on GOP health care fail in Best of Late Night

    The GOP health care effort failed (again). What's next? The late-night comics have some ideas. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Paul Zimmerman, Getty Images for Montclair Film)

  13. 267

    Trevor Noah, Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers on Trump vs. NFL in Best of Late Night

    League-wide protest inspires questions and analysis from the late-night comics. (Photo: Todd Plitt, USA TODAY)

  14. 266

    Comics say this is how Trump will destroy North Korea in Best of Late Night

    What's the quickest way for the president to take down Rocket Man and his rocket nation? This video contains one theory. (Photo: Cindy Ord, Getty Images for SiriusXM)

  15. 265

    Comics spice it up at the Emmy Awards in Best of Late Night

    What Sean Spicer was doing at the Emmy Awards and other firsts from the late-night comics. (Photo: Evan Agostini, Invision/AP)

  16. 264

    Jimmy Fallon, Bill Maher and Chelsea Handler take on Trump in the Best of Late Night

    The president flip-flopped on DACA and humiliated his attorney general. The late-night comics have plenty to say about both! (Photo: Valerie Macon, AFP/Getty Images)

  17. 263

    Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel analyze Clinton, 'What Happened' in Best of Late Night

    Fallon and Kimmel take apart the campaign tell all, and summarize the events that led to Clinton's downfall. (Photo: Vivien Killilea, Getty Images for Waterkeeper All)

  18. 262

    Jimmy Fallon, James Corden, Trevor Noah, Seth Meyers on Bannon strategy in Best of Late Night

    The late-night comics take a look at Steve Bannon's "60 Minutes" interview. (Photo: Rich Fury, Invision/AP)

  19. 261

    Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert and James Corden talk collusion in Best of Late Night

    What's going on between the president and Don Jr.? The late-night comics tell us about that and more. (Photo: Jordan Strauss, AP)

  20. 260

    Trevor Noah, Bill Maher on Trump and truths that are no longer self-evident in Best of Late Night

    Bill Maher and Trevor Noah talk Russia, Felix Sater and Trump's business ties. (Photo: Brad Barket)

  21. 259

    Comics on two Trumps in Best of Late Night

    There is Afghanistan speech Trump and the incredibly different Phoenix rally Trump. Which is real? Apparently, both. (Photo: Ben Gabbe, Getty Images)

  22. 258

    Trevor Noah and Conan O'Brien on Trump's not so new Afghanistan strategy in Best of Late Night

    Trump borrows from Yoda and former President Obama. The comics tell us how. (Photo: Paul Zimmerman, Getty Images for TBS)

  23. 257

    The latest from the White House in Best of Late Night

    Steve Bannon is out, the president looked directly at the sun during the eclipse and a book tells all about how Trump got to be Trump. The comics give us the latest from Pennsylvania Avenue.(Photo: Richard Shotwell, Invision/AP)

  24. 256

    Cray cray news conference in Best of Late Night

    Trump backtracks on condemnation of white supremacists. Listen to our favorite jokes from last night's late-night lineup. (Photo: Paul Zimmerman, Getty Images for TBS)

  25. 255

    Trump's North Korea 'fury' in the Best of Late Night

    The late-night comics talk Trump and the threat of nukes. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Brad Barket, Getty Images)

  26. 254

    Pence's new (maybe) move in Best of Late Night

    The comics talk about a possible run for president by the current vice president. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Jerod Harris, Getty Images for Hulu)

  27. 253

    Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Bill Maher on Trump's vacation days in Best of Late Night

    Trump goes on vacation after calling White a "real dump". Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: TBS)

  28. 252

    Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert and Samantha Bee on White House changes in the Best of Late Night

    Sean Spicer is out and so is pot. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: TBS)

  29. 251

    Seth Meyers gives a unique bye to the Spice and hello to the 'Mooch'

    The late-night comics take a look at the new White House communications director. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Andrew Toth, FilmMagic)

  30. 250

    Stephen Colbert brings us 'Collusions Eleven'

    The late-night comics talk about Donald Trump Jr.'s upcoming testimony about his meeting with Russians. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com(Photo: Richard Shotwell, Invision/AP)

  31. 249

    Fallon, Kimmel, Colbert on Trump's 'New York Times' interview

    The late-night comics on President Trump's New York Times interview. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.

  32. 248

    Kimmel, Colbert and Noah on GOP's failure

    The late-night comics on Senate Republican's failure to agree on health care legislation. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Richard Shotwell, Invision/AP)

  33. 247

    Kimmel, Meyers and Colbert on 'Made in America'

    The late-night comics on Trump the truck driver and the president cowboy. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Richard Shotwell, Invision/AP)

  34. 246

    Punchlines: Trump questions Putin. Trevor Noah has questions about Trump.

    The late-night comics on the latest in Russian election tampering and the president's recent trip. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Rich Fury, Invision/AP)

  35. 245

    Punchlines: Colbert finds Don Jr.'s smoking gun

    The late-night comics on Donald Trump Jr.'s released emails and his punishment. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Peter Shotwell, Invision/AP)

  36. 244

    Kimmel talks to Kellyanne Conway on Russia and Trump, sort of

    The late-night comics on Donald Trump Jr., his meeting and possible collusion. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Vivien Killilea, Getty Images for Waterkeeper All)

  37. 243

    Punchlines: Fallon, Meyers, Colbert, Jefferies on the GOP health care flop

    The late-night comics talk delayed vote and cuts to care. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at usatoday.com/opinion. (Photo: Cindy Ord, Getty Images for SiriusXM)

  38. 242

    Punchlines: Colbert announces possible bid for president, apologizes to Trump

    The late-night comics talk the latest on Russia. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Paul Zimmerman, Getty Images for Montclair Film)

  39. 241

    Punchlines: Maher, Fallon on Trump's new (old)policy proposals

    The late-night comics on Trump's rally in Iowa. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Evan Agostini, Invision/AP)

  40. 240

    Punchlines: Fallon on Spicer's move to a farm upstate

    The late-night comics talk about Press Secretary Sean Spicer's anticipated job change. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Lloyd Bishop, AP)

  41. 239

    Punchlines: Fallon, Corden, Kimmel, Noah go crazy over Bey's babies

    The late-night comics speculate on names and big sister Blue Ivy's reaction to the news. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Todd Plitt, USA TODAY)

  42. 238

    Punchlines: Maher, Corden, Fallon on panic at the White House

    The late-night comics on Trump's latest tweets and folks on Pennsylvania Avenue lawyering up. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Janet Van Ham, AP)

  43. 237

    Punchlines: Late-night comics on Russia, Sessions, NBA and more from Washington

    Kimmel, Conan, Fallon, Meyers and Corden on the latest hearing in the Russia investigation and the NBA champs refusal to go to Washington. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Richard Shotwell, Invision/AP)

  44. 236

    Punchlines: Maher, Colbert, Fallon on who to believe, Trump or Comey

    The late-night comics on Comey's testimony. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Noam Galai)

  45. 235

    Punchlines: Colbert and Meyers on Comey drinking games. Did you play?

    Conan, Colbert, Fallon, Meyers and Kimmel on Comey's hearing, and the drinks that went with them. After you listen to our favorite jokes, vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: John Sciulli, WireImage)

  46. 234

    Punchlines: Colbert says Reality's check means election do-over

    Colbert, Fallon, Meyers and Noah on new report that points to Russian election tampering. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Jim Spellman, WireImage)

  47. 233

    Meyers, Kimmel, Colbert question: A travel ban or not a travel ban?

    The late-night comics on Trump's early morning tweet and the decision before the Supreme Court. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Richard Shotwell, Invision/AP)

  48. 232

    Maher says it's time for Trump to get help: Punchlines

    Bill Maher, Samantha Bee and John Oliver talk covfefe and the Paris Climate Agreement. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Janet Van Ham)

  49. 231

    Kimmel, Noah sum up Trump's trip and latest from the White House: Punchlines

    What do Trump's hands tell us about him? And what was that mysterious red light flashing at the White House? Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Mike Windle, Getty Images for GQ Magazine)

  50. 230

    After Gianforte, Meyers thanks Fox News: Punchlines

    Meyers, Kimmel and Colbert on what's going on with politicians and the folks who cover them. Listen to our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com. (Photo: Jerod Harris, Getty Images for Hulu)

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