Questionable Decisions Podcast

For more Sophisticated Degeneracy, visit us at questionabledecsions.com Welcome to the religion episode! If it wasn't already clear (and if it really exists), we're definitely going to hell after this one. At least one of us is *coughmattcough*. Can you believe in ghosts but not religion? Are ghosts actually angels? Mindblownt Internet destroyed religion. Internet IS religion. Will we need religion in the future? Can a religion be better or worse than another? Is there a best or worst religion in general (damnit Matt)? How many days before the people bought Joseph Smith's Mormon story. Were people really that gullible? Max tells a story about his Nana throwing holy water on him because he's a degenerate and she's a ninja. Churches should ban tambourines. What do you consider God? Heaven? Hell? Is it okay for a religion to be pay to play. Finally we ponder what's worse a bad handjob, a lazy blowjob or a teethe blowjob. Thanks for listening and don't forget to subscribe!

We talk the Rio Olympics. Zika. The Dangerous Waters. The Muggings. The shadiness that is the IOC.

We talk race again and what an offensive hour it was! SLAVE FEET/HOUSE NIGGA: Conceptual album due early 2017. OJ was LIT. We wonder if it's ok for Black America to cheer a guy who murdered two people. Zach tells Max Japs is a derogatory term. Max makes an argument on why it should be used. Max's spirit animal is a white girl at brunch. Does anyone really think we going to get rid of the Mexicans. Walls don't stop them silly. #BrownLivesMatter No one wants to kidnap us because we're terrible. NEW HOLOCAUST FILM The police are confusing us because we think we need them but we're scared of them? Welp Max calls his mother a cunt again.

We talk jobs. Well, we mostly just curse jobs. How bad Zach is at getting them and Max is at keeping them. Max comes to the devastating realization that his dream job sounds a lot like being a house slave.

We rap about the music man. Are festivals just for drugs and should you poop at one? Best/Worst Music Moments including when max broke his face (2 times). Imaginary Rider Lists. Are Musicians obligated to be activists? R. KELLY - JA RULE - RINGO STARR - DMX - TAYLOR SWIFT

You just won the lotto, what's next? How would you change? Could you find true love? Does money buy happiness?

Questionable Decisions are Coming! Wait... The GoT episode! Favorite Houses. Worst characters. Future plots. Eunuchs. Jaden Smith. For the podcast is dark, and full of terrors.

Let's nerd out. Favorite hero/villain. Best + Worst superpowers. What would you sacrifice for powers. We discuss if comics are for peasants or not.

We get spooky in this episode. How to survive the Apocalypse! MOTHERFUCKING Dragons! Ghosts...well mostly Ghost Sex!

EPISODE DESCRIPTION: Max brings back a couple of delightful stories from a wedding he recently attended. We reveal the only practical reasons to get married. What is your "No" when it comes to having a relationship with someone- Glass eye? Functioning limbs? Petty reasons you stop being attracted to someone. PEG LEGS + PROMISE RINGS + PROPER FLESHLIGHT CLEANING PRACTICES

The topic is racism. We discuss all the things including: A couple ideas for the Mexican wall. What would we want for reparations? Circumcisions. Manifestos. Can dogs be racist? The most racist thing we've ever done. The first thing we would do if Zach turned black and Max turned white. Freaky Friday style. American History X. And Max explains the holocaust. Bonus Segment: We discuss potential plots for the upcoming movie Baby Driver starring Jamie Foxx and Kevin Spacey. Coming Soon.

It's a Merry maXmas Spectacular. So what if it's the middle of January. You know black people late for everything. I'm sure both black Max's are alcoholics though.

We determine the best and worst of 2015. Hoverboards. Robot Sex. Rachel Dolezal. Racism. Slave Feet. Donald Trump. The Confederate Flag. Spiders! GOATS! Thanks for listening and we promise next year will bring you even more nonsense.

Aereolas, The Titanic & Beastiality. Also a fun story that goes, "A meth-head, heroine addict & a guy with face tattoos walk into a bar..."

The very first episode of QD with Friends. A new segment where the QD team podcasts with close friends and shoot the shit. Lots of stories and ignorance flows forth. So Enjoy. In QDWF - 2 Blacks Named Max, Max brings his oldest and best friend Max. On Thanksgiving day they share a couple embarrassing stories like when Max got slapped by his father, there abuse problems and Michael Jacksons skin colors and the fragility of his face. Also, Max's whole family interrupts the podcast. Who doesn't love the holidays!

We talk Lamar Odom, Slut Walks and Mini Goats.

In this episode we go over -Ignition. Again. Always. -Max and Zach&rsquo;s differing views on strip clubs. Zach has been scarred by cut rate craigslist strippers, and Max just goes to hang out. -Max loves the beach. He just hates being AT the beach. -WE DO NOT APPROVE OF MASON JARS. -People wipe standing up? Is this really a thing? Savages -Max is a fearful pooper. -Terrible bathrooms: The College Experience. -One of us fought a roommate twice our age. Tune in to see how that went. -How to lose two jobs in one day without committing a crime. -The happier times of Doug. Yeah, the cartoon. -Zach has a bucket list item of being publicly protested against. Can we make this happen? -Inheritances: Because even that terrible aunt has a cool picture or something. -Zach still hates spiders; Max still loves dolphins. Water is still wet. Will update with news. -How come the phrase &rdquo;Don&rsquo;t worry about it; look, I need you to&hellip;&rdquo; is always followed by a shady ass request? -Zach has a terrible convoluted argument on why watching the Lions is different than supporting the NFL. It is bad. -The Lions. Ugh. -Cam Jordan. Stop disrespecting women, but continue lifting their boyfriends into the air like children. // <![CDATA[ (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-63187607-3', 'auto'); ga('send', 'pageview'); // ]]>

We aren't happy with ourselves. We are coming to terms with it though. We mentioned a lot of early aught rappers/r&amp;b singers. R. Kelly mostly. Because the world needs him and he needs to piss so everyone just needs to deal with it. Further, R. Kelly did pee on black girls? Is Amy Poehler wrong and even if she is who cares, no one watches Hulu. Who is Lil B and why are we afraid of him? Max is very disgruntled. Is it a black thing or is it because he's being sexually harassed or mistaken for someone who can hold a job? Zach has burning hate for burning man. You can be gay or a prostitute but you can't not pay your taxes. Max screams at a stranger who wrote a slightly rude youtube comment on the Questionable Decisions Channel. PBS just hopped in bed with HBO. Gentrification at it's finest. We talk about when Child Stars get hot. &nbsp; // <![CDATA[ (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-63187607-3', 'auto'); ga('send', 'pageview'); // ]]>

This is a classic gals and guys! Happy 1Y Anniversary to us. Dorothy joins us to imbibe on white tears. DELICIOUS. Zach is on Tinder. I REPEAT ZACH IS ON TINDER (not all at once ladies) We answer the age old question, "If the penis was removed are you allowed to have sex with her and do I tell anyone." Max hangs with homeless people. What exactly are warts and how hard is it to catch AIDS? Is there a time limit? We promised we wouldn't talk about Meek Mill but we did. Zach hollers at Nicki while Ciara abstains. Who or what is Future? A magician? A ratchet ratchet magician. Black guy x Top Hat = Rapper? Isis thirsty. Zach is trying to bag Oprah (he's on a tear and it is not a lie) We need Oprah to have a baby. We argue over condoms. Zach is still racist. This podcast is a one-year let's offend everything anniversary blowout! Enjoy.

Happy Holidays! Well somebody's doing the raping. Viagra. Swingers. Racism! Plenty of Henny! Is this a Person?! 4th of July.

The boys discuss the baby black market for an uncomfortably long amount of time. The real meaning of Slave Feet. If they're bad influences. They tell the future and Max calls out Louis CK for stealing his material. Some Quotes: "Which brings me to my next point, the fresh dead baby market" "The cops are coming, slave feet engage." "I got aggressively fondled in a NY bathroom." "You don't murder a hooker every week"

In a very special Memorial Day podcast, the boys at QD interview a Marine Captain recently returned from Afghanistan. He talks about everything from drone strikes to PTSD. Give it a listen!

Doing Cocaine with strangers in a bathroom. Bums pooping in the street. What Superhero Would You Be? Department of Justice. Nuisance Flooding. Black Twitter, AGAIN

TITANIC, obviously. George Zimmerman. Africa. We are still the worst.