Quickies

Behold the almighty power of the V. Vaginas can hold the largest and smallest of objects with barely the slightest uncomfort. So it just makes sense to stash your weed in there. Star reporter, Ruth Eddy tells us how she came to use her natural pocket.

This is Audio Smut's porning news. Bringing you the latest and breaking news of all your favorite porn players. On this edition we talk to Courtney Trouble. Courtney Trouble has been called the Queen of Queer porn. She has been performing in queer porn for 12 years and runs the production company Trouble Films. The work she makes is for herself and her fans. Listen to see what Courtney and her queer porn colleague Dylan Ryan have to say about their inspiration and their process. Audio Smut west coast correspondent, Lisa Bartfai has the story.

In 1909, James Joyce wrote his wife, Nora Barnacle, a series of very sexy letters. While her side of the correspondence has been lost, we still have Joyce's letters--and they're really good. In this quickie, we're reading you one of our favorites.

Do you believe in true love? Does it really exist, or is it just a mythology made up by Hollywood? How would you define true love? Jonathan Goldstein shares his thoughts on this Valentine's Day special.

This quickie is a history- a love map, if you will- of how Kaitlin manages to be such a productive person. Also, this is the reason why Kaitlin insists on holding our meetings in coffee shops. Here, the lines between public and private, work and pleasure, get a little blurry. Check it out at In the Dark Radio's installation at the Latitude festival (http://www.inthedarkradio.org/?page_id=799).

A virginity story. Keith is and always has been an extremely charming man. I know it was the 90s, but there is nothing charming about a yellow jumpsuit. Poor clothing choices aside, Keith still proves to be a chick magnet. If you love this story, stay tuned for our next episode coming out on Sunday July 7th where you will hear more of Keith plus some other truly incredible tales.

What will people think? This story happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of Audio Smut Producer, Erin. When surfing the Casual Encounters on Craigslist one must be prepared to be surprisingly turned on. Things get hot on there. Our shero finds a posting that speaks to her. She is turned on and cannot get this man's fantasy out of her mind. She is so struck that she responds. She has never responded to a Craigslist ad. She is terrified, excited, and extremely nervous. Tonight, we go to the movies.

The time that god punished you for having a threesome with my sister. Devon is one of Kaitlin's oldest friends from high school. They now live in different cities and see each other yearly if they're lucky. Kaitlin's sister recently moved Toronto. The rest of this story is in the gutter, literally. Devon has a very sensitive stomach. He ate too much curry and spicy peppers on the night that was to end with him and two beautiful, naked women. A dream come true, right?

Quickies: A surprising letter from Mozart.