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TRACKLIST 00 The Wise Old Owl01 The Palladist – The Law (Moon Child)02 DJ Sprinkles – House Music is Controllable Desire You Can Own03 Thurston Moore – Grace Lake04 Dean Blunt – X05 Dead Boys – Son of Sam06 Shellac – Futurist IV07 Millie and Andrea – Temper Tantrum08 Untold – Strange Dreams09 Daniel Avery […]

TRACKLIST [Some intro]01 V/vm – XR2 mk1 Sale Waterpark02 Radiohead – Daydreaming03 Minoru Muraoka – Take Five04 Alkaline – Gyal Bruk Out05 Steve Moore – Deep Time06 Metronomy – Love Letters (Slwx Remix)07 Todd Terje – Inspector Norse08 I:Cube – Disco Cubizm (Dft Pnk Remix)09 Yung Nation – Shawty Wassup (Murlo Remix)10 Kid Antoine – […]

In the cave I layLarval came the dayupside down and took my placeamongst the other candidates A trist of steel and slitted wristGutting empty sacks of shit In my roof, red rivers gulfedYet I would never white enough TRACKLIST 01 Anthony Child – Midnight Rain02 Kenneth Rexroth – Thou Shalt Not Kill (excerpt)03 Acronym – […]

TRACKLIST The Explosion – Let’s LoveWild Beasts – WanderlustHrvatski – Vatstep DSPDarq E Freaker – MingerDJ Spinn – Dubby (feat. DJ Rashad & Danny Brown)DJ Marfox – Beat and BreakEd Rush – Clean GunObjekt – StraysChristy Essien – You Can’t Change A ManManu Dibango – Abele Dance (85 Remix)JD Twitch – MayaSapho – Carmel (12” […]

TRACKLIST 0 Waze & Odyssey vs R. Kelly – Bump & Grind 1 Brenmar feat Calore – Payroll 2 Cut Hands – The Claw 3 Tiga – Bugatti 4 Dean Blunt – Mersh 5 Answer Code Request – Thermal Capacity 6 Cleric – Morose (Dario Zenker Remix) 7 Unspecified Enemies – Bellona, I Do Mind […]

The honest truth this time? You want gleam in the gloam? My child I am old and no less difficult than I was as a youth. If you must know I was cleaning up the old lighthouse at Milson’s point, bequeathed to me by the Macquarie family before the second world war (if you didnt […]

PUNCH THE CORPSE! All aboard the stone ship for one last punt and yet another illegitimate re-incarnation, full of musty effluvia and bacon-scented placenta. Imagine the baby from 2001 cracking off a cosmic slop. A la prochaine mon amis, until we dance the interstellar deathwank once again, saturnalian orange in moth, umbilical cords around our […]

Feed Me! Globular edification. The titular turtle’s head of culture pushing brown on the chino marquee. POlo shirt pyre. Meaning is destruction. To all my brothers and sisters in Ferguson. Police are everywhere. Even in our heads. If you don’t curtail them they will kill you. Same in any system. Fuck the police. 1. William […]

Delays in the African Lego porn. Factory Floor – Fall Back Girl Unit – Club Rez Capracara – Silvia Solar (Hot City Remix) Radioclit – Secousse Perc – Galloper Bass Clef – Lower State Of Conciousness DJ Haus – Needin U (Photonz remixes) Four Tet & Terror Danjah – Nasty Mickey Pearce – Threatz Remix […]

Tungsten wasp shots. Eomac – Rainmaker Psyche – The Saint Became A Lush Golden Retriever – Petrichor Bass Clef – Hackney, Chicago, Jupiter A Made Up Sound – Malfunction (despair) Atom TM – Ich Bin Meine Maschine (Boys Noize) Huerco S. – Malaren Ttam Renat – Mergin’ Nexus 21 – Together

Ruptured twatlisp. Body/Head – Black is the colourBok Bok and Tom Trago – Time MasterTorn Hawk – Gags and Broken FingersSnakefinger – The Man in the Black SedanVatican Shadow  – Contractor Corpses Hung Over the Euphrates RiverEXCLUSIVE GUEST MIX by FRUST PHASE

Cooeee Mister Crowley! Give us a mouthful of your golden falafel yeah dux? Oooooooooooooh! Afrikan Sciences – Boss Nova’s Second Pass Randomer – We Laugh, We Scream 2 Madteo – Do The Wright Thing Tropic of Cancer – More Alone (Album Version) Juju & Jordash – Third Planet From Altair Beautiful Swimmers – Big Coast […]

Big love to Bob and his daughters, big ass chub rockin’ the mosquito thinner: Space Art – Parakeet Island Okishima – Haunted Castle Munk – Kick Out The Chairs (feat James Murphy & Nancy Wang) Wayne Smith – Under Me Sleng Teng Art Crime – Never Look Back > Insert: ‘Straight as the crow’ Phil […]

Live from the 1000BC bunker. False alarm as it tuns out but Paulito still hid inside the anus of a chihuahua pinata. Sex-Mex-style safety first kids. Joe – Club Scared Mark Pritchard – Fabulous Fred William Onyeabor – Good Name 3 Chairs – 6 mile Bookworms – B1 Torn Hawk – Shock Tape Front 242 […]

After the after-time, march the Primark primates. Less chat, more sturm und drang. Mind the Ides. Blessed be the rotters & the otters. Less David, more Vine. Rick Wilhite – My Life is A Minimal Circle Tuff Sherm – Pharmacy Greg beato – A2 Skin & Bone – Make U Understand Mista Men – Hard […]

Episode 26 sees Terry Nutcombe have a trans-dimensional brock/spak-out and report back from the near future Taken from the Black Box broadcast 15.03.2014. Focuses on field recordings made by Terry Nutkiss during his trip to Hackney Marshes in 2025 to observe a lost, drowned civilisation of hipsters. Features an interview of Terry by Badgerwatch’s Fudge […]

A Bad Aria for Malarea. Third and final part of January’s Operational Report. Nothing But Not Xero – Gardland Doomed – Mix Mup Soul What (Mickey Pearce Remix) – Boddika There’s Gotta Be A Way (Vision of Love Club Mix) – Sototfett feat. Madteo Tusk – Anthony Naples Coke – Funkineven From Sea to Sea […]

Part Two of January’s Operational Report. “I beseech thee dusky temptress, Saffron eyebrows made of wire…” Born To Win (Life After Ghostbusters) – Torn Hawk World-A-Music – Ini Kamoze Voodoo Ray (Optimo Remix) – Jeremy Deller Unreal – Florian Kupfer Laser Scan – Mike Dunn Nanorock Skank – Afrikan Sciences We Do… (DJ Sotofett’s NYC […]

BANNED BY SOUNDCLOUD. well okay… Part One of January’s Operational Report. Everyday – William Onyeabor Assassin – DJ Stingray KoolFM – Four Tet (Container Remix) Moscato B – Anthony Naples Boys – Sky Ferreira Radar Version – Ron Morelli Vacuum Boogie – Floating Points Hot Boys – Hot City x Lol Boys Detect Signal – […]

Peni-ultimato. The beginning of the end. Second to last of the interstellar mohawks. Enjoy before the impending instruction to leave earth, surfing the solar slagheap on an endless cosmic vacation…aww \/\/hatever! just bang up & slay the shits. Sounds: 01 Bandulu – Revelation02 Peter Dundov – Distant Shores03 The KLF – Wichita Lineman Was A […]

The abyss is alive with perversity and inflammation! Fasti II – 01 You Lost Your Neon Haze – Altar Eagle 02 Sunday – Echo Lake 03 I Was A Prisoner In Your Skull – Swans 04 Replica – Oneohtrix Point Never 05 Thrusty Bob’s Hardcore Lounge – Miranda Sex Garden 06 Discipline – Throbbing Gristle […]

Simon Saint-Simon and pals are accompanied by the self-styled executioners of ‘guilt-edge’ pre-hardcore Brothers Bear Arms for a rambunctious re-live of TwentyLeven. Hold on to your twats! It’s going to be a zany, zip-open, funride to Gagtown! Fasti I – 01 Yonkers – Tyler The Creator 02 Where Did The Night Go – Gil Scott […]

“C Ya Simon Pukey!” It is with deep regret and sadness that we must confirm to the listenership the departure from The Ark of Simon Clifford Pukey. Not only was he the chief engineer of Black Box and an expert in his field but he was also a dear friend. Not citing ill health as […]

On a wintry and treacherous December 17 2010, Simon Saint-Simon was joined by Harrison Prickles in the overtly comfortable, air-conditioned halls of the Heyward Gallery, South Bank, London. Here in front of a partially live audience they met to discuss the years highlights thus far. However neither expected the dead air that ensued to result […]

Twilight has fallen upon the terminal dawn and no day to speak of lies crooked between atrium panes. Feathers have been spilled upon lost marble flooring but before these petrifications, a lively August swaying brought to fruit the globular and monal last spits of Simonhain which was accompanied, as is the tradition, by the bearing […]

2/3 recorded LIVE at the Frog and Nightmare, as part of Chester’s ‘Simonhain’. The festivities celebrate the end of summer, the dead and the return home of a heavily corrupt and compromised political careerist who cares not a jot about the Wales he isn’t from. Local bumfunsters ‘What Do You Do?’ egg-on Simon to loosen […]

There’s no place like home, only the wild productions of caves and islands. I hope this helps you sleep in shadows, bathing eyeless in the fire. xxx sss Recorded live at the Frog and Nightmare (defunct), Chester. Part 1 of 3 01 Space Art – Folkstone Hovercraft 02 Daniel Wang – Like Some Dream 03 […]

lick up the clam juice and wear it like some ear muffs. Simon Saint-Simon returns to the sanatorium and spa at Bell’s End for some R&R after his ordeal at the hands of brown pirates in foreign climbs and stranger waters. She sells sea shells… Artwork by Milla @ophelia_balls 01 Man O’War – The Crown […]

A little death music… (Dance of the Tutuguri) 01 Harmonia and Eno 76 – Welcome 02 Kristen Hersh – Your Ghost 03 Iron & Wine – Carousel 04 Onoehetrix Point Never – Nobody here (echo jam) 05 Chris Rea – Rain (Peter Visti edit) 06 Fleetwood mac – Keep on Going (Cosmo Vitelli edit) 07 […]

Hey! proxymoron! Download the man-plasm here. Simon Saint-Simon reads more excerpts from his best-peter-sellers ‘Cadavers’ and ‘Leap of Faith’. ‘What gays on tower stays on tower, reet?’ Artwork by Milla @ophelia_balls 01 Twisted Wires – One Night at the Raw Deal 02 DJ Jus-Ed – Warm 03 James Yuilli – This Sweet Love (Prins Thomas Sneaky […]

Pirates On The White Channel by Simon Saint-Simon. Image by Milla G. The finest butt-buckling swashcockler in Her Majesty’s Admirality gets shanghai’d by some salty boat bandits with HILARIOUS results 01 Chris Watson – No Man’s land 02 High Places – Head Spins (Extended version) 03 Dirty Projectors – I Sit on the Ridge At Dusk […]

Real cunt show here. 01 Fra Lippo Lippi – Say Something 02 Glass Candy – Poison or Remedy? 03 The Alan Parsons Project – Mammagamma 04 Alessi – Saving the Day (track from Ghostbusters OST – The Revenge edit) 05 Fleetwood Mac – Never Going Back Again (Tom Croose Edit) 06 Phresh and Low – […]

Lather of frapes. Leap of Faith – Brut Fruit Medley ————————————————– 01 Diary of a Madman – John Baker 02 Liars – We Fenced Other Houses With The Bones Of Our Own 03 Les Georges Leningrad – Eli Eli Lamma Sabbacthani 04 23 Skidoo – IY 05 Late of the Pier – The Bears Are […]

Psychedelic sexual jihad. Words: Chris Marker/Sandor Krasnar Simon Saint-Simon Music: Thieves Like Us – Desire Edwin Starr (Dark & Lovely) – Get Up Brian Eno and David Byrne – Strange Overtones Abba – Gimme Gimme Gimme (Loudified) Franz Ferdinand – Ulysses Roy Ayres – Hot (Rascale Edit) Rene & Angela – I’ll be good Shit […]

Download the full horrifying massacre in HD Words: Charles Bukowski Jean Luc-Godard Simon Saint-Simon Music: 01 Riz Ortolani – No Mercy 02 Fever Ray – If I Had a Heart 03 Beck – Chemtrails 04 The United States of America – Love Song for The Dead Che 05 Northern Picture Library – Insecure 06 School […]

Manchester, L’arc, 22th December 2008 Due to Crimble commitments (+ some badger cunt down the workhaus ST’ing me TB) and thimmanent return of the Fuhrer we are popping this one up you early. After all LUV Is a social disease and with this cameo kept tight to our breasts the pox continues to caramelise nicely, […]

(A tribute to my dear pal Stuart Watson. Safe journey and godspeed fair brother…) Sketches of English Martyrs (I do like to be beside the seaside) …Manchester, The Ark, 18th December 2008… Howdy Kids! Fancy getting interfered with by taxi drivers? Of course you don’t but its tough tits now you’ve got so far as […]

The Second Cummings’ Second Sitting Disaster: 091108 Recovery: 101208 Manchester, 10th December 2008 Here I am! EVERYONE! Again at last, not first. Arbiter of the arbitrary. A happy medium you might honk on. Don’t fret darling. Just take in your pants and feel free. High here in the temple, we’re suppin’ wet dog at the […]

Dear Carthagians Je suis très désolé mes enfants pour l’iPox. Testing on you bunny rabbits seems unjust, fluffy yet slippery, oyster shell ears a’quiver at my jabbing pipette, disgorging the crude libation, my infernal dam a lukewarm backwash, always unfinished. So I come again, more patiently perhaps, but in bovine supplication dark, bejewelled orbs of […]

BANNED BY SOUNDCLOUD. well okay… Download Failed 80’s French pop star Simon Saint-Simon takes you a’rambling along the primrose path of his mediocre landscape, if you can find your way that is through the rêves of a dribblling idiot with a leaky gusset. In this black sex comedy let mistakes become magic and destinations dissolute […]