Reel Garbage

The boys are back and joined by comedian and podcaster John Cullen (Blocked Party, What Is: A Jeopardy Podcast). On their way to talking about the Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney Sony superhero movie Madame Web, they talk about how the best hockey players aren't the hottest, if Hamza should shave his head and go blonde, and John reminds everyone that he was an Entourage guy. They also draft the top actors that make you go “hell yeah!” when they show up in something. Make sure to check out John's new podcast Broomgate, a six-part CBC produced podcast about the biggest controversy in curling, available May 6th wherever you listen to podcasts!

This week we're back with the new Netflix original, Rebel Moon - Part 1, from everyone's favourite guy who completely misunderstands Batman and Superman, Zack Snyder. But before feeling miserable about that, we talk about why it's dumb that you can just pay to stream the Oscars, Jo Koy's disastrous Golden Globes hosting job, and we find out Mitchell and Pasan don't know Ben Affleck or Jeremy Renner movies.

We're back with an all new episode, and this week, the boys watch 2023's Five Nights at Freddy's, based on the popular video game. Along the way, they discuss Hamza's journey to get a working microphone, the boys comfort levels with their bodies, and how Mitchell has never had Lunchables in his life, and therefore a cursed childhood.

This week, the boys watched the 2021 M. Night Shyamalan directed movie Old, starring Gael Garcia Bernal. Before they get to that, though, they talk about how Mitchell makes enemies of celebrities, people having no idea how to act in movie theaters, and Pasan refuses to admit defeat during this weeks movie draft.

After a brief hiatus, where one of the boys made a move to another continent, we are back. This week, they sat down to watch Amsterdam, the 2022 David O. Russell directed film starring Christian Bale, Margot Robbie and John David Washington. They also talk about the movies they had seen recently, how people don't know how to use the movie Coke machines, and how incredibly handsome Henry Cavill is.

Before you get mad, this week this one is for us. So we don't go insane, the boys talk about a movie they all loved: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, the 2023 animated film. Before that, though, they talk about what kind of white person Mitchell is, their favourite films of the year so far, and their most anticipated films of 2023. But mostly we get to the bottom of which brand of white Mitchell is.

This week the boys sat down to watch the Olivia Wilde directed Don't Worry Darling, starring Florence Pugh and Harry Styles. Along the way, they discuss the bathroom situation in during their Bowen Island trip, a Britney Spears finish the lyrics challenge, and if their parents ever had the Bird and the Bees talk with them.

This week the boys sat down to watch Black Adam, starring The Rock, and question whether names make people uglier, the state of video games and try to figure out if they know any movies Pierce Brosnan was in ever in his career.

This week the boys sat down and watched Ghosted, starring Ana De Armas and Chris Evans. Along the way, they talk about the past winners of American Idol, how all their favourite shops keep ending, and how many wieners Hamza has seen because of the show Minx.

This week the boys sat down and watched White Men Can't Jump, the 2023 remake of the 90's classic. Along the way, they talk about how terrible the Gollum game looks, how, according to the movie, you don't need therapy if you play basketball, and how Jack Harlow is actually America.