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Marty Mouser, Timmy Turner, Vintage fit, vintage trouser, Paddle in hand, Oscar in the pocket, Don't matter.0:00-3:50 - Intro & Summary3:50-4:30 - Scores4:30-9:29 - Entertainment9:29-26:50 - Characters26:50-29:52 - Cinematography29:52-37:04 - Writing37:04-37:30 - Final Score & Credits

Did anyone else forget Daniel Craig was in the movie until he casually appeared, or just me?.....As always - skip to SCORES & CREDITS for no spoilers. Thank you for listening!0:00-1:56 - Intro & Summary1:56-11:49 - Entertainment11:49-17:18 - Characters17:18-20:18 - Cinematography20:18-24:14 - Writing24:14-25:48 - Scores & Credits

Is it Lynx or Lynxes? 0:00-4:25 - Intro & Summary 4:25-11:17 - Entertainment 11:17-16:12 - Characters 16:12-18:14 - Cinematography 18:14-22:01 - Writing 22:01-23:18 - Scores & Credits

We love the Cynthia and Ariana press tour. Give us more of it.Adam Driver meme0:00-3:49 - "Wicked" Summary 3:49-6:47 - Entertainment Value 6:47-7:44 - Characters 7:44-9:46 - Cinematography 9:46-12:30 - Writing 12:30-16:31 - Scores & Credits

Is Emma Stone the G.O.A.T.?0:00-2:09 - Intro & Summary2:09-7:26 - Entertainment7:26-24:52 - Characters24:52-30:46 - Cinematography30:46-38:46 - Writing38:46-39:45 - Scores & Credits

Has any sequel with the "2" at the end ever been better than the original? Let us know in the comments... (The Godfather II* was Roman numerals - doesn't count) 0:00-4:03 - Intro & Summary 4:03-12:50 - Entertainment 12:50-23:01 - Characters 23:01-28:49 - Cinematography 28:49-35:48 - Writing 35:48-39:42 - Scores & Outro

Sean was really begging to record this one if you know what I mean #kpop #kpopdemonhunters #movie #podcast #review 0:00-5:22 - Intro & Summary 5:22-11:03 - Analysis (Entertainment, Characters, Cinematography, Writing)11:03-12:48 - Scores

Sean Penn's limp walk was pretty cool looking back on it...0:00-6:28 - INTRO & SUMMARY6:28-7:14 - SCORES7:14-12:26 - ENTERTAINMENT12:26-22:10 - CHARACTERS22:10-31:15 - CINEMATOGRAPHY31:15-37:57 - WRITING37:57-38:29 - CINEMATOGRAPHY

What the heck was going on in the sauna?

Guess what? The Warren's daughter?Also haunted...0:00-2:19 - Intro & Summary 2:19-2:54 Scores2:54-8:39 Entertainment8:39-12:04 - Characters12:04-14:41- Cinematography14:41-20:47 - Writing20:47-21:08 - Final Score & Credits

Brad Pitt is "Hollywood Unc" until further notice. Also check out the new "scores" sign in the video, and thanks for watching.0:00-1:28 - Intro & Summary 1:28-2:03 - Scores 2:03-7:43 - Entertainment 7:43-11:23 Characters 11:23-13:30 - Cinematography 13:30-21:04 - Writing 21:04-22:12 - Final Score & Credits

***An alien literally disinegrates 438 human beings on live drone footage*** ICE CUBE: " Dayyyyum!"0:00-3:08 - Intro & Summary 3:08-3:44 Scores 3:44-10:04 Entertainment 10:04-14:44 - Characters 14:44-17:28 - Cinematography 17:28-22:29 - Writing 22:29-23:16 - Final Score & Credits

Good thing they didn't find Pedro Pascal in this movie.0:00-3:08 - Intro & Summary 3:08-11:37 - Entertainment 11:37-23:57 - Characters 23:57-31:40 - Cinematography 31:40-37:14 - Writing 37:14-37:44 - Final Score & Credits

"This happened to me and my girlfriend last year, but we didn’t wanna say anything." 0:00-3:04 - Intro & Summary 3:04-4:04 - Scores 4:04-6:50- Entertainment 6:50-11:52- Characters 11:52-15:46 - Cinematography 15:46-20:09 - Writing 20:09 -20:36 - Final Score

Why couldn't he just have yelled "fore" at his endangered wife mid-ball flight? 0:00-3:17 - Intro & Summary 3:17-4:03 - Scores4:03-9:54- Entertainment 9:54-20:28- Characters 20:28-23:12 - Cinematography 23:12-27:56 - Writing 27:56 -28:49 - Final Score

This movie is the opposite of Pedro Pascal's anxiety#movie #review0:00-02:29 - Intro & Summary2:29-3:12 - Scores3:12-11:03 - Entertainment11:03-16:40 - Characters16:40-22:28 - Cinematography22:28-34:29 - Writing34:29-35:19 - Final Score + Credits

Was that Bradley Cooper and the clone from Westworld? #movie #review #podcast #superman 0:00-2:28 - Intro & Summary 2:28-3:11 - Scores 3:11-9:05 - Entertainment 9:05-19:20 - Characters 19:20-22:47 - Cinematography 22:47-29:56 - Writing 29:56-30:27 - Final Score & Credits

The xenomorph dino had me rolling #movie #review0:00-04:20 - Intro & Summary4:20-4:54 - Scores4:54-9:24 - Entertainment9:24-13:01 - Characters13:01-15:45 - Cinematography15:45-24:43 - Writing24:43-25:21 - Final Score + Credits

They really canceled our guy ATJ in his own headlined movie like that.#moviepodcast #moviereview0:00-1:07 - INTRO1:07-5:17 - “28 YEARS LATER” SUMMARY5:17-5:53 - SCORES5:53-10:37 - ENTERTAINMENT10:37 -17:37 - CHARACTERS17:37-22:41 - CINEMATOGRAPHY22:41-29:45 - WRITING29:45-30:21 - FINAL SCORE & CREDITS

Pedro Pascal took "lifts" to a whole nother levelSUBSCRIBE & COMMENT a new movie you want to see in theaters for a chance to win free movie tickets, courtesy of Ripe Avocados. Now strap in for deep dive on Dakota Johnson’s acting ability…0:00-3:22 - Intro & Summary3:22-4:37 - Scores4:37-8:45 - Entertainment8:45-14:19 - Characters14:19-15:14 - Cinematography15:14-20:52 - Writing20:52-23:55 - Final Score & Credits

This would make a great animated movie if they ever decided to do that #podcast #movie #review #dreamworks 0:00-1:54 - INTRO & SUMMARY 1:54-3:03 - SCORES 3:03-9:01 - ENTERTAINMENT 9:01-15:08 - CHARACTERS 15:08-18:48 - CINEMATOGRAPHY 18:48-20:48 - WRITING 20:48-21:37 - FINAL SCORE & CREDITS

JUST. GO. (watch/listen Ripe Avocados for the most authentic movie reviews on the internet.) 0:00-1:41 - INTRO & SUMMARY 1:41-2:27 - SCORES 2:27-13:25 - ENTERTAINMENT 13:25-18:24 - CHARACTERS 18:24-23:17 - CINEMATOGRAPHY 23:17-30:09 - WRITING 30:09-33:08 - FINAL SCORE & CREDITS #johnwick #ballerina #anadearmas #keanureeves #movie #movies #moviereview

Rain, rain go away...0:00-3:21 - INTRO & SUMMARY3:21-3:58 - SCORES3:58-12:14 - ENTERTAINMENT12:14-21:00 - CHARACTERS21:00-26:05 - CINEMATOGRAPHY26:05-40:20 - WRITING40:20-41:15 - FINAL SCORE & CREDITS

Part 8 of Tom Cruise doing wind sprints for no reason whatsoever. But it's f**king awesome and you know it is...0:00-3:08 - INTRO & SUMMARY3:08-3:39 - SCORES3:39-13:55 - ENTERTAINMENT13:55-22:10 - CHARACTERS22:10-29:28 - CINEMATOGRAPHY29:28-34:15 - (BONUS) RANKING EVERY MISSION MOVIE EVER IN ORDER34:15-44:13 - WRITING44:13-46:51 - FINAL SCORE & CREDITS#tomcruise #missionimpossible #missionimpossiblethefinalreckoning

Check your ice before your MRIs folks! #moviereview #finaldestinationbloodlines #finaldestination0:00-2:15 - INTRO & SUMMARY 2:15-3:22 - SCORES 3:22-8:46 - ENTERTAINMENT 8:46-15:45 - CHARACTERS 15:45-20:12 - CINEMATOGRAPHY 20:12-32:55 - WRITING 32:55-35:18 - FINAL SCORE & CREDITS

Make sure your parents are in the room before you hit "PLAY" 0:00-3:25 - Intro & Summary 3:25-4:17 - Scores 4:17-20:34 - Analysis 20:34-21:27 - Closing #moviereview #babygirl #a24

Marvel. Just might. Be. Back. #moviereview #thunderbolts #marvelstudios 0:00-3:21 - Intro & Summary 3:21-4:03 - Scores 4:03-29:06 - Analysis 29:06-30:36 - Closing

Don't feel ashamed if you also googled "does Michael B. Jordan have a long lost twin?" #sinnersmovie #michaelbjordan #movies 0:00-4:42 - Intro & Summary 4:42-5:15 - Scores 5:15-28:27 - Analysis (Entertainment, Character, Cinema & Writing) 28:27-28:33 - End Credits

This week, we look at the new hit A24 movie (sounds like a cliche at this point) "Warfare" - a real-time depiction of a group of American soldiers stationed in Ramadi. Follow our TikTok and YouTube for more clips and behind-the-scenes takes each and every day @RipeAvocadosPodcast and leave a thumbs up if you enjoyed!SPOILERS INCLUDED#movies #a24 #warfare0:00-1:22 - Intro & Summary1:22-2:47 - Scores2:47-27:19 - Analysis27:19-27:44 - Credits

Nicole Kidman plays yet another oppressed housewife, and this rendition is really, really, really, really weird. #moviereview #movies #holland0:00-0:21 - Intro 0:21-5:30 - Holland Summary5:30-6:12 - Scores6:12-22:45 - Analysis22:45-23:42 - Closing

This, plus Snow White, equals a $570 million budget. Wild.0:00-0:23 - Intro 0:23-5:54 - Summary 5:54-6:29 - Scores 6:29-21:30 - Analysis 21:30-21:37 - Credits #theelectricstate #netflix #moviereview

Hands down one of the best movies we've seen in some time. Enjoy! #movies #moviereview #thewildrobot 0:00-4:50 - Intro & Summary 4:50-5:56 - Scores 5:56-19:04 - Analysis

Voldemort, but he actually advocates for all muggles...Check out our full itinerary of RipeAvo movie scores at ripeavocados.flutterflow.app 0:00-8:18 - Intro & Summary 8:18-9:35 - Scores 9:35-35:36 - Analysis

Dear Wade Wilson,We’d like to apologize for butchering your wifey’s actor name a buh-jillion times.Sincerely,Ripe Avocados0:00-4:32 - Intro & summary4:32-13:48 - Scores13:48-28:16 - Analysis

FALCO - PUNCH! 0:00-7:16 - INTRO & SUMMARY 7:16-8:11 - SCORES 8:11-26:46 - ANALYSIS & CREDITS #anthonymackie #captainamerica #movie #moviereview

Our self-proclaimed "Rom Com of the Year" 0:00-5:33 - Intro & Summary 5:33-30:17 - Analysis 30:17-34:42 - Scores & Credits

Basically, Huey if he actually was cast as the Deep instead....0:00-1:35 - Intro & Summary1:35-2:15 - Scores2:15-25:35 - Analysis & Credits

"movie of the year" - some people 0:00-3:08 - Intro & Summary 3:08-18:29 - Analysis 18:29-20:49 - Final Scores & Credits

"I'm with you til the end of the line... forever... in sickness and in health... til death do us part.......................... pal" 0:00-2:35 - Intro & Summary 2:35-19:52 - Analysis 19:52-24:22 - Final Scores & Credits

Roman Roy goes full emo 0:00-3:35 - Intro & Summary 3:35-25:46 - Analysis 25:46-30:26 - Final Scores & Credits

Basically "12 Angry Millenials" 0:00-2:53 - INTRO & SUMMARY 2:53-25:50 - ANALYSIS 25:50-27:57 - SCORES & CREDITS

Michael Bluth really goes beyond his limits in this one...

We're the self-proclaimed #1 The Rock Podcast in the World0:00-0:46 - INTRO0:46-3:28 - SUMMARY3:28-4:10 - SCORES4:10-26:32 - ANALYSIS26:32-26:52 - CREDITS

It's Guhhh. Linda. With a "Guhhhh"0:00 - 0:44 - Intro 0:44 - 3:10 - Summary 3:10 - 3:44 - Scores 3:44 - 25:46 - Analysis 25:46 - 26:07 - Outro

AIA is to Alexa what Harold & Kumar is to Citizen Kane. Think about it. 0:00-3:16 - Intro & Summary 3:16-12:06 - Entertainment 12:06-18:47 - Characters 18:47-22:02 - Cinematography 22:02-33:58 - Writing 33:58-35:26 - Final Score & Credits

Heir of Russian oligarchy meets stripper. What could go wrong?0:00-1:52 - Intro & Summary 1:52-7:43 - Entertainment 7:43-25:00 - Characters 25:00-34:47 - Cinematography 34:47-49:01 - Writing 49:01-51:42 - Final Score & Credits

"Mr. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeed"

We actually watch more than just horror movies. Honest to God we do.

We swear we watch things other than horror movies. That being said; @ Margaret Qualley: "What's up?"