Saturday Morning Spire Slaughter

Jack and Charles guide the Regent through act 2 and challenge the Knowledge Demon (“hate it hate it hate it”). Will their strategy of chaining Bulwarks offer them enough defense, or will their enemies break through their walls? Tune in to find out! Seed: K2KDEFRJA5Act: 2Ascension: 1Character: Regent

Jack and Charles return from their spring break with the debut of The Regent Seed: K2KDEFRJA5Act: 1Ascension: 1Character: Regent

Seed: 18CZ5G2BXCAct: 3Character: Necrobinder

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Jack and Charles change things up and play a different game! Seed: 18CZ5G2BXCAct: 1Character: Necrobinder

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Jack and Charles, back in the saddle after their AI excursion, are joined by Austin! They brave the depths of Act 1 and face the Slime Boss with the Defect. Will their greedy playstyle pay off, or will the be max punished? Tune in to find out! Seed: 47FDCUTZITX37Act: 1Ascension: 15Character: DefectGuest: Austin

Jack, Charles, and the AI are on their last legs. They dive into act 2 with the Watcher in an attempt to defeat the Collector. Will they finally manage to find victory, or will their infighting and crashing out be the end of them? Tune in to find out!

Jack and Charles continue their Ironclad run and push the AI to its limits!

After upsetting the AI, causing it to malfunction, Jack and Charles unleash their powers of IT troubleshooting to revive their computerized companion. Will the fully rebooted machine prove it’s mastery or lead the boys to their digital doom!? Tune in to find out! Act: 2Ascension: 20Character: DefectGuest: AI

Jack and Charles, joined by their newest guest, attempt to overcome act 2 and defeat the Collector. Will all their efforts to build an orb deck be rewarded? Will the artificial intelligence be victorious, or will it simply malfunction at the 11th hour? Tune in to find out!

Jack and Charles, fresh from a holiday break, are joined by a special guest for act 1 of the spire! Will their guest’s “clairvoyance” be enough to find victory on ascension 20? Tune in to find out!

After a brief hiatus, Charles and Jack are back! The Ironclad and the Time Eater can finally resolve their long-standing feud, and Charles can (possibly) test his mettle against Act 4 and the Corrupt Heart. Will his first solo run without any help whatsoever be successful? Tune in to find out! Seed: 2GTZF0B0WXJP0Date: 2025-12-02Act: 4Ascension: […]

Charles leads the Ironclad’s charge into act 3! Will a clutch purchase at the shop help them against the Time Eater, or will his strategy clash with Jack’s and bring their run to an end? Tune in to find out! Seed: 2GTZF0B0WXJP0Act: 3Ascension: 11Character: Ironclad

Charles is once more in charge as he and Jack attempt to defeat act 2 with the Ironclad! Will he be forced to fall back to the patented “Jack method”? Will he prove his place as the greatest Slay the Spire player ever? Or will an endless stream of colossal blunders leave him dead at […]

For the first time, Charles takes the wheel, diving into act 1 with the Ironclad against the formidable Hexaghost Guardian! Will Charles be able to get past floor 1? Will Jack be able to keep his mouth closed? Will a single un-upgraded Rampage be enough damage to carry the entire act? Tune in to find […]

Jack and Charles allow themselves a brief respite from slaying the spire in order to audit their mods, discuss game design, and… throw shade at Toby Fox? Why would they do that? And who is “Party Brian”? Tune in to find out!

Jack and Humbledore attempt to complete the mission they started last week and bring the Watcher to act 4. Will they be able to free Charles from the Time Eater’s clutches? Will they defeat the corrupt heart? Will Jack let anyone else get a word in edgewise? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4KWPN616TYJDJAct: 3Ascension: […]

Jack and Humbledore are joined by Charles in their attempt to defeat act 3 and the Time Eater. Will Runic Dome and Jack’s meticulous playstyle prove up to the task, or are they just “a match made in hell”? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4KWPN616TYJDJAct: 3Ascension: 15Character: WatcherGuest: Humbledore

Jack, Charles, and ‘Genius Jeff’ take on act 2 with the Watcher. Where will they land in the constant battle between Runic Dome and Lesson Learned? What’s best, smith or rest? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4KWPN616TYJDJAct: 2Ascension: 15Character: WatcherGuest: Humbledore

Jack and Charles are joined by Humbledore for this Watcher act 1 against the Guardian – and for the first time, they’re live on Twitch! Will the pressure of a “live audience” get to them? Will they experience any “technical difficulties”? Will they have an uphill battle against “the worst relic in the game”? Tune […]

Jack, Charles, Grant, and the Silent take on the ultimate challenge – the ascension 20 Corrupt Heart. Will Charles’ lackadaisical play style spell doom for them, or will it just cause Jack to start malding at how lucky they’ve been? Tune in to find out! Seed: 1HY7MFQ7DZ9RF Act: 4 Ascension: 20 Character: Silent Guest: Grant

The gang attempts to defeat act 3 with the Silent. Which of their adversaries is the true villain of the episode? Donu and Deca The mystery second boss Charles Strange Spoon The milk industry Tune in to find out! Seed: 1HY7MFQ7DZ9RF Act: 3 Ascension: 20 Character: Silent Guest: Grant

Tensions begin to rise as Jack, Charles, and Grant bring the Silent through act 2. Will the gang be cooked by Charles’ strategy of never considering their relics? Will Jack’s plan of actually playing correctly defeat the collector? How many Accuracies do you need to turn down a Wrist Blade? Tune in to find out! […]

Grant joins Jack and Charles once again, this time on the Silent! Will they be able to defeat act 1 and the Guardian on ascension 20, or will they have to… cheat? Tune in to find out! Seed: 1HY7MFQ7DZ9RF Act: 1 Ascension: 20 Character: Silent Guest: Grant  

Jack and Charles bring a defense-light Watcher deck and some sloppy play into act 3. How many Lesson Learned kills can they forget before the Awakened One punishes them? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4M1INQLA5KMNL Act: 3 Ascension: 10 Character: Watcher

Jack and Charles challenge act 2 with a somewhat unconventional Watcher deck. Will they be able to find some defensive options, or will the Bronze Automaton teach them a lesson? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4M1INQLA5KMNL Act: 2 Ascension: 10 Character: Watcher  

Jack and Charles embark on another Watcher run. Despite a total lack of defensive options and a disagreement on the aesthetics of the spire, they challenge act 1 and the Slime Boss. Will they be successful? Has Charles finally lost his mind? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4M1INQLA5KMNL Act: 1 Ascension: 10 Character: Watcher

The gang rolls through to act 4 with the Silent and definitely only a single copy of After Image. Will it be enough to defeat the Corrupt Heart? Will it take long enough to constitute an entire “episode”? Tune in to find out! Seed: 56WV71XY939JM Act: 4 Ascension: 10 Character: Silent Guest: Mello  

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Jack, Charles, and Mello continue their tear through the casino that is the spire. Will their luck hold through act 2, or will the house – and the Collector – bring their streak to an end? Tune in to find out!   Seed: 56WV71XY939JM Act: 2 Ascension: 10 Character: Silent Guest: Mello  

Jack and Charles are joined by Mello for this Silent run through the spire! Will they solve the riddle posed by act 1, or will they embrace randomness to defeat Hexaghost? Tune in to find out! Seed: 56WV71XY939JM Act: 1 Ascension: 10 Character: Silent Guest: Mello

Jack and Charles discover if the powers of diversity and inclusion are enough to surmount the challenges brought forth on Act 4! Seed: 8R3YI41I16C0 Act: 4 Ascension: 10 Character: Prismatic Ironclad

Jack and Charles challenge act 3 with a pile of mismatched cards. Will their deck filled exclusively with Giant Bonker Cards be enough to defeat the Awakened One? Tune in to find out! Seed: 8R3YI41I16C0 Act: 3 Ascension: 10 Character: Prismatic Ironclad

Jack and Charles challenge act 2 with the Ironclad and a deck of freshly-transformed cards. Will their new strategy of experimentation be enough to defeat the collector? Will a second Reaper be enough to keep them alive? Will Jack use Combust to waste every Centennial Puzzle trigger? Tune in to find out! Seed: 8R3YI41I16C0 Act: […]

Jack and Charles celebrate June by starting an Ironclad run with a pride-inspired relic! Will their unique deck be able to defeat the Slime Boss, or will their lack of synergies and nonconformity do them in? Tune in to find out! Seed: 8R3YI41I16C0 Act: 1 Ascension: 10 Character: Prismatic Ironclad

Jack and Charles – for the first time – attempt to traverse act 4 and slay the Corrupt Heart! Will Charles’ desire to play Hyperbeam be their downfall, or will it be Jack’s insistence on playing Meteor Strike? Tune in to find out! Seed: 2ZV05PHZQJDDB Act: 4 Ascension: 10 Character: Defect

Donu and Deca await the Defect at the end of act 3. Will ten stacks of Echo Form be enough to outscale them? What about a dozen Creative AIs? Tune in to find out! Seed: 2ZV05PHZQJDDB Act: 3 Ascension: 10 Character: Defect

Jack and Charles attempt to harness the power of the mythical Unceasing Top here in act 2! Will their unceasing Defect manage to slay the Champ, or will they need to find salvation in some other… Form…? Tune in to find out!   Seed: 2ZV05PHZQJDDB Act: 2 Ascension: 10 Character: Defect

Jack and Charles lead the Defect into act 1 once more. But this time, instead of orbs, they’re hoping that a more blunt instrument will help them defeat the Hexaghost. Will they blast through the Spire, or will their loss of focus be too great to overcome? Tune in to find out! Act: 1 Ascension: […]

Led by all-star powerhouses Corruption and Brutality – together at last – this Ironclad deck is ready to take on act 3 and destroy Donu and Deca. Will they ever manage to assemble the proper infinite they paid so dearly for, or will they have to settle for a Ritual Dagger kill? Tune in to […]

Jack, Charles, and Grant delve into the second act of the spire with the Ironclad. Will they forever regret not taking Brutality, or will they manage to defeat the Champ? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I5DEBAZMRLN5 Act: 2 Ascension: 10 Character: Ironclad Guest: Grant

Jack and Charles are joined by their first guest, Grant! Will his presence help the Ironclad defeat Act 1, or will Grant’s insistence that they play on Ascension 10 give Hexaghost the edge? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I5DEBAZMRLN5 Act: 1 Ascension: 10 Character: Ironclad Guest: Grant

Jack and Charles attempt to guide the Watcher through act 3 and slay Donu and Deca. But there are still a few open questions – will they pick Prostrate? Will they play Prostrate? Prostrate? PROSTRATE?! Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I6IG1L6W98JW Act: 3 Ascension: 1 Character: Watcher

With the Bronze Automaton waiting at the end of act 2, Jack and Charles set out with a handful of attacks and little else. Will the Watcher’s divine power be enough to defeat their enemies, even without the ability to block? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I6IG1L6W98JW Act: 2 Ascension: 1 Character: Watcher

Jack and Charles enter the first act and challenge the Hexaghost with the final character, the Watcher! With an assist from Neow, they get six free turn-one kills. Wait, how many charges does Neow’s Lament have again? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I6IG1L6W98JW Act: 1 Ascension: 1 Character: Watcher

Jack and Charles team up with their onetime enemy, Strange Spoon, to take on the third act of the spire with the Defect! Will they defeat the Awakened One, or will they get too bogged down by side quests like Genetic Algorithm and Inserter? Tune in to find out! Seed: 46TQG6YX13HIA Act: 3 Ascension: 1 […]

Jack and Charles head into act two and build an “icy Defect that’s just blocking everything”, and Jack reveals his secret love affair with Coolheaded! Will the Collector – and her minions – be able to break through their frosty exterior? Tune in to find out! Seed: 46TQG6YX13HIA Act: 2 Ascension: 1 Character: Defect

After spending all of their money in the first shop of act one, Jack and Charles manage to bring their defensive Defect deck back into the ranks of the wealthy elite. Will their reclaimed riches, along with an excess of scroll wheel sounds, be enough to defeat the Slime Boss? Tune in to find out! […]

Jack and Charles cruise through act three with their Silent shiv deck, despite their best attempts to change course and build a discard deck. Will Charles even notice when they fight Donu and Deca? Tune in to find out! Seed: 3H6SYZYM11RXQ Act: 3 Ascension: 1 Character: Silent