Schmodcast

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Schmodcast

Two PLPs in a PPOD. That’s two platonic life partners in a perpetual phase of discovery. Tune in or don’t - we’re cataloging our life together either way - from mundane curiosities to big “WHAT IFs”. It’s stuff we think the other person will find interesting (a high bar since we spend almost all our time together already), lots of fun tidbits about beginner homesteading, and chicken updates as we basically live out a reboot of Green Acres. This description is so good that now you have to listen, or don’t, it’s whatever.

  1. 105

    Muchas Gracias

    Just two platonic life partners who are full of gracias 🙏. Connectz and Correctz bring pearlz ⚪️ of wisdom from top fanz 🪭 and the latest shenanigans from our chickens 🐥🐓 and cats 🐈‍⬛ 🐈. Hot Topz find us still recapping our last adventure. New foods 🌭, old cities 📜🏞️, deep dives 🤿, broken chairs 💺, and pushing peoples’ buttons ⬇️⬆️ - when the PLPs travel, they really go places ✈️.#beebopBOOPbeebop #LATAMcrucero #dreambean #undadasea #ChickenChat #SchmodCatz #slowtravel #sorryaboutthevolume

  2. 104

    Ship Happens

    Just dos compañeros de vida platónicos cruising through Latin America 🇨🇱🇵🇪🇪🇨🇵🇦.Connectz & Correctz help us cope with missing our catz while we earn our trusty shellback status🐱🌎.Hot Topz 🔥🎤 our fanz and travel companionz share what they appreciated most on this adventure ✨🗺️.This epersode is sponsored by Spanish - we’re really bueno at it 🙊.#ShipHappenz #SchmodCatz #PLPz #LATAMcrucero #museoftheshow #compañerosDeVidaPlatónicoz #Oosterdam #beebopBOOPbeebop

  3. 103

    No Sweat

    Just two PLPs breezing through all kinds of tough stuff and travel on travel ✈️🌬️. Connectz & Correctz cover bean experiments from our fanz 🫘, neuromas not aromas 🦶, and the actual bell hooks book you should read.📚 Hot Topz 🔥 teach us how to swim fast while traveling slow 🏊‍♀️🐢. This epersode is sponsored by cruise ships 🚢 — they’re slower than airplanes but the buffet waits for no one.#beebopBOOPbeebop #Schmodcats #PLPz #Beanz #slowmaxxx #DOBA #HotTopz #breakingwind

  4. 102

    Not Dead Yet

    Just two platonic life partners who have been too busy to podcast. So what have we been doing?? EVERYTHING ELSE! From visitors, to island 🏝️ hopping, to tournaments, to home improvement projects 💦🚱, these PLPz can and do have it all, including on-demand slushies 🧃🍹. This epersode’s hot 🔥 topz prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that cloudz ☁️ are better than beans 🫘 and that flirting 💋 is also the definition of “a vibe.” Next vocab word that at least one but maybe both of the PLPs need to learn is “flirting.”#recibeans #makingwind #newschmodsegment #beebopBOOPbeebop #BeanDip #ChickenChat #SchmodCatz #NewNicknameAlert

  5. 101

    Podcasting 101

    Just two platonic life partners who are obviously experts at podcasting basics. Connectz and Correctz bring us some good chicken chat 🐓 🥚, some Fibonacci shoutouts, and finding refulgent people ✨🪩😁 in these trying times. Hot topz (and cold bottoms) help us picture and not picture a brighter, prompter future. This epersode is sponsored by Recovery Shoez - dress for you, not your PLP. 😴👟👞🩰⛸️🛼🩴😎#beebopBOOPbeebop #BeanDip #ChickenChat #SchmodCatz #RecoveryShoez #Familect

  6. 100

    100!!!

    Just two platonic life partners celebrating 100 EPERSODES! 💯 Can you believe it?! After a pretty deep dive on beans and buns and many Connectz and Correctz, we get back on track celebrating our centennial! Join us as we reflect on why we schmod and the highlights ⬆️ and lowlights ⬇️ from our favorite epersodes. Stick around to the end for a special interview from a new fan. 🪭#SchmodCatz #beebopBOOPbeebop #thankyousomuch #BeanDip #CantsayLevyright #newfamilect #precious

  7. 99

    And a Hippo New Year

    Just two platonic life partners having a restive and festive holiday season ✨. Connectz and Correctz covered our classic chats and joyfully reintroduced a long-forgotten and deeply missed chat: BeanChat 🫘🫛.Hot tops 🔥 focus on ways people are connected and connecting through space and time…and vibes 💃❤️💋🫘🥬Pre-correct: “happy new year” in Hawaiian is “hauʻoli makahiki hou” - we just had to go back to the beginning of our schmods to find the answer, proving definitively that this schmod is newsy, like NPR. #BeanD #BDEisback #beebopBOOPbeebop #HippoNewYear #SchmodCatz #GardenChat #Newsy #TradWife #Vibez #BillHaderMuseoftheShow

  8. 98

    Kiholoholos

    Just two platonic life partners who recently returned from perhaps our favorite place on earth 🌊☀️🏝️⛺️🐙. Connectz and Correctz are here, there, everywhere and the PLPz try to stick to an outline. Hot Topz are about two gals we can’t stop thinking about 🎶🎤🐈😻. This epersode is sponsored by Lightbulbs - they’re powered by Ruby’s spirit!#Schmodiez #catchat #whatsindabox #sprangle #beebopBOOPbeebop #glamping #holoholos #RubyVisit

  9. 97

    Hiloholos

    Just two PLPs adventuring close to home 🏡🌊. Connectz & Correctz chase down the truth behind who really wrote the grandparents’ travel journal ✍️📓, brings a new segment 🚨 schmodCAT 🚨, and chicken chat is a blast from the past 🐓⏳. Hot Topz 🔥 bring you outside wet carpets 💦 and inside warm fuzzies 🥰 . This epersode is sponsored by coasters 🔘 - they all stick to your glass.#beebopBOOPbeebop #PLPz #schmodCAT #chickenchat #newsponsor #damp #yardfullofsperm #thxvous

  10. 96

    Aww, Suki Suki Now

    Just two PLPs who got Coco a platonic life partner 🐈‍⬛❤️🐈. This week’s Connectz & Correctz reveals Suki’s mysterious eye color 🧿✨, shared a lack of chicken updates 🐓🚫 and Subie Waves 👋😔. Hot Topz 🔥 take us on interesting journeys in unreliable vehicles 🎃🚣🚙🛢️. Sponsored by microphones 🎤 - they make us sound amazing.#beebopBOOPbeebop #PLPz #lavendermarriage #catchat #WaveWatch #ChickenChat

  11. 95

    This Ain’t Our First Rodeo

    Just two PLPs who recently revisited the place where they first met 🏡💫. This week’s Connectz & Correctz overflows with citrus confusion 🍋, progress updatez on our 100 movies 🎥 🍿and pondering when is the right time to hang a picture of Jeff Goldblum in your bathroom? (Spoiler 🚨: always.) Hot Topz 🔥 reveal that some things are worse for you than you thought 🧽 but in some cases it’s exactly what you needed 📚. Sponsored by moss 🌿. Moss—it’s like carpet, but moist.#beebopBOOPbeebop #catchat #JeffGoldblumSendUsASignedPortraitforourBathroom #PLPz #ChickenChat

  12. 94

    Okie Doke

    Just two platonic life partners reporting on location from the Center of the Universe. Connectz and Correctz introduce new farm chats, probably repeats on amazing scuba adventures 🤿, to plunge or not to plunge 🥶, and a complete lack of subie wave 👋 watch updates. Hot topz teach us about keeping two crucial systems flowing smoothly 🚿😴. This epersode is sponsored by butterflies 🦋. Butterflies, why walk when you can flutter.#beebopboopbeep #catchat #scuba #farmchat #pipez #napchat #backgroundnoises 

  13. 93

    Kaua’i Not?

    Just two platonic life partners who just finished a bucket list trip! 🤿 It’s been whirlwind adventures, a milestone birthday and a beautiful chapter closing as we said goodbye to our dearest sweetest most perfect Ruby. Connectz and Correctz are all over the place from master punch 🥊 lines to amazing swimmer 🏊🏼‍♀️ shoutouts to subie wave 👋 watch updates. Hot topz teach us what some of us should travel with and what some of us cannot bear to travel without ✈️. This epersode is sponsored by planes. Planes, faster than swimming there ⏳🏊🏽‍♂️.#beebopboopbeep #mentybeotch #catchat #library #scuba #alohamonksealz

  14. 92

    Salt and Batteries

    Just two platonic life partners being part-time bakers 🧂and mechanics 🚙🔋. Connectz and Correctz talk about a viral sensation sweeping the nation ✌️👋, badasses in religion, new vocab, and other stuff that is best described like this: 🦪 v 💪 & 🥊 〰️ ! Hot Topz 🔥go together like 🦈💇‍♀️ Ramma-lamma-lamma-ka-dingity-da-dinga-dong - gotta hear it 👂 to believe it 💡.#beebopboopbeep #sorryaboutthecough #napetendy

  15. 91

    All over the Place

    Just two platonic life partners here and there, with interesting tidbits to share! Relaxed McFlurry and Agitated Slushie are back together and awash in Connectz and Correctz, from almost watching movies 🎬on planes to stalking naughty piglets 🐽, we’re all over the place! Hot Topz 🔥are not related to each other so we won’t even try - just sit back ⏮️, push play ▶️ and learn ↗️ something (or don’t! ↙️).#moreLZ #beebopboopbeep #scatchat #gardenchat #eyecolorz #orcadorkas #swimtrendz #NewNicknameAlert

  16. 90

    RICH!

    Just two platonic life partners reveling in a RICH life! Extra special extended Connectz and Correctz to capture our goings on and what our fanz 🪭had to say. It’s all so rich! 🪸🦞🤿🦉📚🎶🎸👀 Hot Topz are lists on top of lists 📝 and gave us mucho to talk abouto. 😴🥶🏊🏼‍♀️🦋 #PLPz #beebopBOOPbeebop #orchdorkz #scatchat #catchat #Thatsnotok#mongooses #ivegotanowlinmypants

  17. 89

    Itty Bitty Kitty Committe

    Just two platonic life partners who saved a tiny baby cat. Connectz and Correctz show off our discerning musical ears 🎶👂. Love is found unda da sea . Hot topz are positively purfled with fantastic worlds of goblins 👑and dragons 🐉 . #beebopBOOPbeebop #PLPz #catchat #ChickenChat #misLed #FreeMusicCritique #thebulge

  18. 88

    You Made Me (Curious)

    Just two platonic life partners with an insatiable curiosity about basically everything. Connectz and Correctz go all around the yard countin’ babiez and crown us undisputed cat 😻 heroes. Gecko Talez conclude in an unexpected place. Hot topz find the similarities between origami insects 🦟 and transitioning temperaments 👵🏼🧠.#beebopBOOPbeebop #bookz #PLPz #GeckoTalez #catchat #arewedumb #ChickenChat #paperWASP #theBig5 #milkabull #feedafedhorse

  19. 87

    Hawai’i Chainsaw Massacre

    Just two platonic life partners who taught some trees that “aloha” means goodbye. Connectz and Correctz take bookworms 📚🪱 and cloud ☁️ fanz back to school 🚌 📓. A new friend of the show gives us recommendations on rock bands beyond BDE we should get into🤘🎸. A new segment is introduced to the Schmod, inspired by Coco! Hot topz tell us about another inspiring woman fromherstory that we should all have our eyes 👀 on.#LZisdefinitelytheirnickname #Cloudz #BDE #beebopBOOPbeebop #bookz #PLPz #GeckoTalez #catchat

  20. 86

    We Ran Out of Names

    **WARNING! There’s a lot of background noise due to our sponsor, the wind. If you don’t like wind noises or unprofessional audio editing, skip this epersode, or get us a sponsor who will give us money. Thankyousomuch!** Just two platonic life partners who can't believe how many epersodes we’ve done and honestly can't keep track of them anymore. Are we dumb? Connectz and Correctz are abridged so we can get right to our deep, blue 🌊 hot top, on location in one of our favorite spots on the island 🐠🦀🐟🪸🐚⛺️! We outro with two surprise gamez. This epersode is brought to you by our proud sponsor, the wind 💨.#beebopBOOPbeebop #onlocation #PLPz #arewedumb #goatchat #ABCeesomefish #86thename

  21. 85

    And That’s How It’s Done

    Just two platonic life partners who are extremely proficient at home improvement projects. Connectz and Correctz remind us about familects and the latest in chicken and garden chat. Hot topz answer questions we didn’t know we had 🕵🏽 about a ✈️ plane and a 🌈 ☔️🌴 tree. We outro with gorgeous poetry. This epersode is brought to you by our proud sponsor, mouth music.#mouthmusic #beebopBOOPbeebop #pride #PLPz #arewedumb #ChickenChat #RubyHelped

  22. 84

    Flop Sweat

    Just a couple PLPs doing their chores in flop sweats 💦😅💦. Connectz and Correctz shoutout how fanz of the show are enjoying the schmod, considers whether mongooses are getting cuter, and digs 🪏 into whether we are actually dumb 😬. Hot Topz explore deep depths - whether found on our island 🌺🌋🕳️ and of a special lifelong relationship 👯‍♀️.#beebopBOOPbeebop #PLPz #catchat #scatchat #arewedumb #anthrodynia #saveabeavereatrealvanilla

  23. 83

    Knee Pillows

    Just two platonic life partners focused on our home 🏠 life - fixing things up 🔨, doing yard work 🏝️, and using so many pillows to brace ourselves to sleep each night 😴🛌. Connectz and Correctz gets down to business as we question whether one of us is acerbic 🍋 which leads to a minor contretemps. Hot Topz are all about winning and whether that win is actually a punishment, from 🌺☁️ to 🤓👖📝.#beebopBOOPbeebop #BDE #AlltheKeanus #wearesmart #Cloudzgotinmyway #Cloudz #PLPz #catchat #CatFight #scatchat

  24. 82

    You, Me, and BD

    “ ‘To dance beneath the diamond skyWith one hand waving freeSilhouetted by the seaCircled by the circus sandsWith all memory and fateDriven deep beneath the wavesLet me forget about today until tomorrow’ - Bob Dylan 🕶️🎸”- Schmodcast the Podcast

  25. 81

    We’re Back!

    We’re Back: A PLP Story 🦖. Just back from two months of thrivin, survivin’, and travelin’ thru 🕶️🎸. Connectz and Correctz recap our recent adventures in Quintessential England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 and under the Tuscan 🍇 sun ☀️ in Italia 🇮🇹 . We wrap with foot🦶talk and chicken 🐣 chat. No perfidy here - we are devoted to our fanz! Hot 🥵 Topz have us comparing 🏝️🦎 reptiles and origins of a 🤪 🔮phrase we all take for granted but will hopefully never lose!#ChickenChat #newvocab #beebopBOOPbeebop #BDE #Weareback #PLPs

  26. 80

    Eric’s Dad

    Just two PLPs in limbo, at a dinner party with a bland fictional character. Connectz and Correctz extensively cover recent vocab wordz, from 🗡️🐳 to🤴⚖️🏛️without any trenchant criticism! Hot topz dive into recent studies 🕉️🔥🪽☪️ and give advice on a new 🙆‍♀️❤️💠 tool to help us make decisions. Outro gives you another chance to learn a new game that could go viral if you tell people about it: Seating Arrangements with Friendz. This podcast has been brought to you by [Sponsor Placeholder].#beebopBOOPbeebop #ChickenChat #Orcasarekillerwhalez #newvocab

  27. 79

    I Dunno

    Just two PLPs in completely limbo and sort of ambivalent about it. Connectz and Correctz are all about spotting the exotic and rare, from Ian Malcom Hot Guy Glasses to 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛ murmurations to chicken 🐓 chat to a crucial update on beaver 🦫 butts. The. Hot topz educate us yet another reason to love feet👣 and a very real fake sickness 🤒. Outro gimmick introduces a game that sure to go viral.#beebopBOOPbeebop #ChickenChat #catchat #beaverbutts #idk #museoftheshow

  28. 78

    Total Standoff

    Just two platonic life partners in a chicken 🐓 battle from every direction. Connectz and Correctz shout out a new fan 🪭!! Thankz for the the compliments; keep’em coming! 🤩 Hot Topz find the PLPs sharing highlights from their lost weekend 🏃‍♀️🏆 🍨🦫 and a whale of an outro 🐋🐬!#BDEstilleverywhere #beebopBOOPbeebop #ChickenChat #catnap #beaverbutts #spiritedaway

  29. 77

    EnRaptured

    Just two PLPs who continue to surmise about the endtimes. Unkie brings us another word to try to say and we look forward to being corrected there. Connectz and Correctz remind us peace is fragile 🕊️, what Rapture is not 🔚⏲️, BDE 🎸is ubiquitous, and the PLPs will always find something to brag about 🥚🪺. Hot Topz 🔥 bring the heat and the prose as we dare to hope our spirits and doughs start to rise ⬆️. #ChickenChat #BDisAllAroundUs #beebopBOOPbeebop #HoweYouLikeDemApples #AncientMagicBread

  30. 76

    High Fiiiiiive

    Just two PLPs congratulating each other on making it to 2025555555 🎆. Right off the top, we want to warn you that one of us was on medicine 💊 that somehow made us both a little loopy so buckle up💺. Connectz and Correctz discuss schmoddy-worthy reading skillz, revisiting what did or didn’t happen and who didn’t cry 👼🏼 at Jesus’ birth, and more stuff the PLPs did over the holiday 🩰🐭🤴🎅🏽💈. We also announce a very special gift 🥑 from a very VIP fan.🔥Hot Topz are full of lists 📝 you know you’ll want to check twice ✅✅.#beebopBOOPbeebop #buckleup #lowing #sorrynotsorry #MalcolmIanHotGuyGlassesSendUsACameo

  31. 75

    Home for the Haledaze

    Just two PLPs home for the haledaze! Our gift to you this season is a very special hot top: a Christmas story like you’ve never heard before ✨🎄so pull up your galligaskins and push play ▶️ #WordswithUnkieM #beebopBOOPbeebop #BDE #nomoreavocadohands

  32. 74

    Hot to Turkey Trot

    Just two PLPs reflecting on a beautiful Thanksgiving 🍁🦃🌺🙏🏼. Connectz and Correctz show once again we don’t research anything from 8ks 👟 to current events 📰 to how many beeps 🍁🤐 are in an epersode. Hot Topz find us venturing to depths and foods unknown! 😱 We hope your holiday season has kicked off with gratitude just like ours. Next up, the PLPs make wreaths and search for Mr. Christmas 🎄🎅🏽.P.S. Fanz, we’re really grateful for you all year long but especially in this season of so much change.

  33. 73

    Pumpkin Spice Up Your Life

    Just two platonic life partners focusing on gratitude or some shit. 🙏🏼💩 Connectz and Correctz are all over the map! Is it a country, how’s it spelled, are people lying about their age? We cover it all but we likely won’t remember we did! Hot Topz cover things almost lost to history 🕵🏽 but we found’em! 🦃 As we reflect on what we hold dear, we are especially grateful for you fanz! Thank you for listening to all these epersodes. 🤗#dankdog #beebopBOOPbeebop #NewNicknameAlert #Spiceupyourlife #grateful #beapilgrim

  34. 72

    Good Grief

    Just two PLPs navigating another new political reality. Connectz and Correctz highlight a couple of gals - the Bob Dylan Humanitarian, Kind Person Honoaray Schmoddy award winner 🏆 and a billionaire baddie 👩‍🌾💰. We also invite our muse of the show to perform in our backyard 🎸🕶️👁️🦅. You finally hear a 😺cat fight and find out whether we got bangz ‼️. Hot Topz tie together a major hoax 🔭🦇🕺 🦄 and a contemplative ceremony ☕️🍫 🏝️ that orbit one of our favorite celestials.🌛Wishing you an alpenglow 🌅 kind of day. ▶️ Thanks for listening!#CatFight #beebopBOOPbeebop #unkiewordz #retirement #BDE

  35. 71

    Paradise is Just a Paddle Away

    Just two PLPs finding that paradise is just a paddle away. Rainy season is here y’all! 💦🧦Connectz and Correctz shout-out past hot topz 🎸🎶🌲🍁 and this year’s 🏆Schmoddy award winners announced!🏆 Hot Topz give us a new take on beans! 🫘☕️ and how some of the oldest religions / regions in the world celebrate the new year 🔥🎇 Happy Samhain, Halloween, All Souls, Diwali y’all!

  36. 70

    In with a Bang

    Just two PLPs coming back strong! And maybe getting bangs?Connectz and Correctz also came in with a💥❗️bang ❗️💥 as we talk about light B&E and try to remember how to schmod. We really hit our 🎶 groove 🎶 when we get to Hot Topz. One top is so hot 🍁🔥 it got compared to cloudz ☁️💨🌩️ and the other will having you wish it truly it never ended ♾️🎶#BDEisback #beebopBOOPbeebop #Cloudzgotinmyway #LeafPeepers #backgroundnoises #CatFight

  37. 69

    Ying Yang Twinz

    Just two platonic life partners celebrating our bday extravaganza! Connectz and Correctz find the PLPs saving handz 🥑, sharing painz ❤️‍🩹, pre-correcting about the Ying Yang Twinz*, and announcing Schmoddiez season🏆!**Joint Hot Top is chock full of highlights from our recent 🥳 🪩birthday 🧁 🎂weekend 🐚🦈! It had EVERYTHING!*Officially, they’re featured. “Get Low" is a song by American rap group Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz, ft Ying Yang Twins, released as a single in 2003.**🏆It’s time for the second annual schmoddie awardz! Send us your nomernations, awards decisions will be made in October!🏆

  38. 68

    At Home with Hone

    Just two platonic life partners riding out the storm. ☔️💨🌀 We finally check some items off our to-do list in Connectz and Correctz. Hot Topz are related only by their likelihood to cause injury. We hope you enjoy hearing about it as much as we enjoyed talking about it! 🥑👍🐨🪖 Recurring theme and friend of the show, Death 💀, returns to help us with our Outroz. 🎶 Theme Song Credit: Beep

  39. 67

    Coco Loco

    Just a couple PLPs with babies everywhere! 🚨A major update 🚨 in our household has left one family member in hisstericz and everyone else pawzitively purring. 🐈‍⬛🙀😻Connectz and Correctz are chock full of fanz of fanz 🪭 and a couple missed connectionz. What do childhood memories and egg-stealing weasels have in common? They’re both Hot Topz.🔥🔝 Click play ▶️ to learn the latest breaking PLP newz and all our other nonsense. #hola #chickenchat #PopcornNoises #NewThemeSongAlert #beebopBOOPbeebop #Rubyhateschange #CocoLoco #NEETo

  40. 66

    Not Today, Shaitan

    Just two PLPs celebrating 666. Connectz and Correctz bring a major victory for Clouds ☁️ and amazing contributions from our fanz. Hot Topz focalize on 🌈 nature 🐠 and 🌈 our place in it 🌊. So add some songs to your death playlist and push play ▶️ Best, da PLPs #belikeBeep #beebopBOOPbeebop #BestRachel #NewThemeSongAlert #RubyLitterPawsEverywhere

  41. 65

    Back in the Habitat

    Just two platonic life partners in our jungle home. Connectz and Correctz explore whether profanity is a do or a don’t and explain how the chickens are doing a revival of the Lion King. It’s the circle of life y’all, and it’s moving as hell. Hot Topz explain the history of a beautiful piece of clothing🧣🧕and introduce an emerging trend with the youths 🚫👔🗄️. We’re up, we’re down, but most importantly we’re back in the habitat. #beebopBOOPbeebop #chickenchat #NEET #$@&!

  42. 64

    Sahara So Fara

    Just two PLPs who have been journeying afar, including all the way to the Sahara! WE’RE BACK! Well, mostly. The PLPs are now only separated by one ocean. What do Space ✨ and Face 😊 have in common? We’re not sure, but we give both in our Hot Topz! Connectz and Correctz have it all from chicken chat to what color sand is. You don’t want to miss this so wrap your favorite scarf around your head and push play ▶️ #beebopBOOPbeebop #RockinMorocco #chickenchat #brocalfry #paragoge #pinkdesertTM

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    R&R in da Car

    *Warning: Background noise is bad. We know dis; we are sorry.* Just two PLPs reunited and riffin’ in a bustling car ride as we catch each other up on our travels. Connectz and Correctz esplain last epersode’s title meaning and share a hilarious Priest’s summary of what Jesus was doing after Easter. We get into the highlights 🌟 and lowlights 🔦 (as low as we can go - our lives are pretty great) of the last four weeks. #beebopBOOPbeebop #RockinMorocco #sosorryaboutthatbackgroundnoise

  44. 62

    Turn Around, Bright Eyes

    Just two PLPs making time to fail at seeing the eclipse, laughing the entire time. ⛅️ Connects and Corrects are all over the world place - we have a Gaza update, chicken 🐓 chat, Beyoncé banter, veggie 🍅 vocals, and so much more! Hot Topz show us what a formerly migrating rodent 🐿️ and lucky stars ✨ have in common. #Familect #beebopBOOPbeebop #RubyEverywhere #chickenchat

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    Catting Herds

    Just two PLPs here, there, and everywhere, preparing for new adventures and herding the cats that are our lives. An accidental cruise director boldly takes us through intros and outros. Connects and Corrects shout-out some beloved family members and Rachel teaches Rebecca about how podcasts work (Aloha first time listeners!). Hot Topz teach us what Beyoncé and a protest instrument have in common. Then we take the hardest test of one schmoddy’s life - Chuck, marry, eff - who will we pick? There’s only one way to find out: Push ▶️ #itallcomesbacktoBobDylan #spillmaster #JoseAndres #pigproofingourlives #chickenchat #beebopBOOPbeebop

  46. 60

    Are We There Yet?

    Just two PLPs waiting to retire. Connectz and Correctz have so much to celebrate as mouth music a huge milestone for one of our #1 fanz and a new country is added to our fanz list. We also give you an explanation for our newest familect - Bizha - start using it so it goes viral. Plus are we HSPs? We took a quiz! What does Current and the Easter BunBun have in common? They’re both Hot Topz! Grab a basket and fill it with treats while Riveted KitKat and Comfy Peanut Butter Cup tell you EVERYTHING that’s on their minds. While you’ve got the Schmod in your ears, please keep Gaza in your hearts. 🙏❤️🇵🇸 #SlayisSlain #newnicknamealert #beebopBOOPbeebop #RubyLitterPaws #HappyRetirementMarmie

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    In da House

    It’s the podcast that’s just two PLPs finishing a glorious week of barely leaving the house. Connects and Corrects give us something extra to think about on World Water Day and NO (pronounced naur) it’s not just yard bathing and cat snoring, you March hare! Pour yourself a big glass of clean water and get into this highly sensitive, furry, Ruby-ful epersode #beebopBOOPbeebop #HappyEquinox #whyarewesofun #platoniclifepartners

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    Gassed Up

    Just a couple of PLPs gassing each other up because we’re awesome. From Gaza to Below Deck and Love is a Blind recaps to chicken chat, this Connects and Corrects has it all. Hot Topz sync as we share tips with the other on prepping for a challenging run 💦🏃‍♀️💦 and different bathing rituals and customs 🛀 from around the globe 🌎. So draw yourself a warm bath, toss in some healing minerals or flowers 🌸, pour yourself a bev, and push play ▶️. Also, let’s all cheer Rachel on for her first half marathon! That stamina! 🏆🎉👏 #beebopBOOPbeebop #WheresMyWineGlass #Ijustloveyousomuch #whisperyelling #Grandfanz #40before40

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    Spinning around the Hale

    Just a couple PLPs reunited after a dizzying week of t’working! Connects and Corrects is the gift that keeps giving as we cover farm updates, our global fanz and grand fanz, and a reflection on something serious. We then put the hotchacha in Hot Topz as we dazzle all five senses with tasty treats, evil eyes, an ear for accents, and smelling then feeling silky oudh! Push play for sensory overload. #FamilectAlert #beebopBOOPbeebop #TurkishDelight #PigSpells

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    No Cap, On God

    We’re back! Just two PLPs learning new, hip phrases. Connectz and Correctz bring slang from Tik Tok, wisdom from Beep, and the definitive answer to one of life’s greatest questions - does Sheryl Crow have a good voice? What do lava waterfalls 🌋⛲️ and a book of changes 📖🪙 have in common? We don’t know either! But listen to these Hot Topz anyway before you go touch grass 👉 🌱

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Two PLPs in a PPOD. That’s two platonic life partners in a perpetual phase of discovery. Tune in or don’t - we’re cataloging our life together either way - from mundane curiosities to big “WHAT IFs”. It’s stuff we think the other person will find interesting (a high bar since we spend almost all our time together already), lots of fun tidbits about beginner homesteading, and chicken updates as we basically live out a reboot of Green Acres. This description is so good that now you have to listen, or don’t, it’s whatever.

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