Shut Your Five Hole and Listen!

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Shut Your Five Hole and Listen!

Welcome to Shut Your Five Hole and Listen, a not-so-average hockey podcast brought to you by Muffy, a die-hard Red Wings fan who has faith in the Yzerplan, and Stephanie, a Devils fan who just wants a decent goaltender! Twice a month, they'll chat top hockey news, break down the basic rules so you too can throw shade at "that dude" (you know which dude we're talking about) sitting behind you at a game & round things out with some fun topics such as which team has the cutest dog, who currently has the best 70's style mustache and what cocktails to turn to when your team crushes your dreams.

  1. 28

    LIVE! From the Stadium Series

    Stephanie and Muffy took a little trip to Ohio for NHL Stadium Series between the Columbus Blue Jackets and the Detroit Red Wings and recorded a pod so you can travel along with them.

  2. 27

    Takeover Tour, Gordie Howe Hat Trick and Jumbotron Blues

    Yooo Hooo...we're back in your ear holes for all things hockey from across the NHL, PWHL and beyond! We've also got a new lesson in hockey basics plus some fun things from the internet that we just had to chat about.PERIOD 1: PWHL Takeover Tour, Utah Hockey Club trademark denied, Marc-Andre Fleury-man for the ages, Four Nations Face-Off and Bettman retirement rumors.PERIOD 2: So what exactly is a Gordie Howe Hat TrickPERIOD 3: When is the jumbotron the right communication toolOVERTIME! Daisy Duck holding down the fortLINKS:Yeti really needs to rethink their Utah Hockey Club copyright disputeThe Devils jumbotron just showed a message during the intermission responding to the viral moment at the Lightning home gameThe hockey boys look tired

  3. 26

    Goalies Galore, The Hat Trick and Holiday Hiatus

    We're back to chat all things hockey! Stephanie and Muffy break down the standings before the holiday break and we dive into the history of the hat trick. PERIOD 1: Where things stand in the NHL before the holidays, Shesterkin’s record-breaking goalie deal, PWHL switches streaming platforms and more! PERIOD 2: How the hat trick come to be PERIOD 3: What exactly is the Holiday Hiatus? SOURCES: American Sign Language broadcasters talk Winter Classic in Q&A with NHL.com Rangers sign Igor Shesterkin to record-breaking $92 million contract Avalanche’s New Goalie Tandem Provides On-And-Off-Ice Boosts Cable Cutters: Utah Hockey Club Steps Ahead In Game Streaming For Fans Latest PWHL Games Unavailable on YouTube for Fans Outside Canada Opinion: Switch To Twitch Will Be A Massive Loss For The PWHL NHL embraces holiday tradition of roster freeze What is NHL holiday roster freeze? How hockey's long-standing tradition fares against NBA & NFL

  4. 25

    Four Nations Teams, Keep the Puck & EA's NHL25

    A lot has gone on since we last spoke, dear listeners, but fret not; Muffy and Stephanie are here to break it all down for you. PERIOD 1: Four Nations rosters, Trouba trade, Blackhawks fire their coach, Sarah Nurse nets a jailbreak and will Taylor Swift take on the PWHL Tornoto Sceptres PERIOD 2: What to do when you catch a puck PERIOD 3: PWHL teams are coming to EA Sports NHL25 SOURCES: Ranking the 4 Nations Face-Off rosters: America’s golden era is here NHL Trade Grades: Rangers Ship Captain Jacob Trouba to Anaheim for Urho Vaakanainen Richardson fired by Blackhawks, Sorensen named interim coach Report: Logo Could Leave PWHL Open To Legal Battle With Taylor Swift PWHL Arrives in NHL 25 PWHL TO BE FEATURED IN EA SPORTS™ NHL® 25 Female Representation in Major Sports Video Games is Finally Making the Cut, But it is Still a Challenge to Score Equality On and Off the Screen

  5. 24

    Season Surprises, New PWHL rules & Sports Betting

    Muffy and Stephanie are back in your earholes, diving deep into how teams around the NHL are stacking up this season, where the next city to have women's hockey may be, how we really feel about sports betting, and more! PERIOD 1: How great are those Jets? Jim Montgomery is out, Ovi's getting close and getting hurt and the next PWHL takeover PERIOD 2: New PWHL rules PERIOD 3: Sports betting & fans sliding into players' VEnmo SOURCES: Bruins fire Jim Montgomery, Joe Sacco named interim head coach NHL coaching hot seat: With Jim Montgomery out, who is next? PWHL announces No Escape Rule, enhanced player safety rules for 2024-25 season NHL player poll: As sports betting increases, so do harassing messages — and Venmo requests “They take away from the entire game”: Karl Subban on his campaign to ban sports betting ads

  6. 23

    Season 3 Premiere! Back to the Big Show

    Muffy and Stephanie are back for season 3! Can you believe it? Get ready for another season of hockey news, learning the rules and just enjoying the most fantastic sport on ice. PERIOD 1: NHL predictions, Utah Hockey Club, New Captains and Jagr finally retires PERIOD 2: Let's learn about the Original Six PERIOD 3: Ranking the PWHL Names and Logos Sources: PWHL unveils team names and logos: ‘We just couldn’t be more thrilled’

  7. 22

    Tampa Who? New Rules & Dog Trivia

    On the final episode of the season, Muffy and Stephanie tackle some of the biggest news out of free agency, chat about the rule changes for the 24-25 season and Muffy tests Stephanie on her hockey dog knowledge. PERIOD 1: Stamkos says bye bye bye to Tampa PERIOD 2: Rule changes and how they will impact next season PERIOD 3: How well would you do on this hockey dog pub quiz?

  8. 21

    Championships, Coyotes Forever and Reality TV

    After a bit of a break Muffy and Stephanie are back! Catching you up on all things playoffs as we head into the off-season and a little bit of reality TV fantasy. PERIOD 1: Deep dive into the Stanley Cup playoffs and all things championships across leagues PERIOD 2: Utah? Really!?!?! Coyotes forever! PERIOD 3: We draft our fantasy NHL reality show cast

  9. 20

    Trade Deadline, Pull The Goalie & Jersey Jinx

    Things are getting crazy in both the NHL and PWHL as the playoffs near. Catch up with all the news and have a little fun with Stephanie and Muffy. PERIOD 1: NHL trade deadline, the Devils fire Lindy Ruff, Hockey Canada scandal update*, Big City Greens game and the PWHL standings PERIOD 2: 3-on-3 overtime PERIOD 3: Let's talk about the sponsor patches on jerseys * When talks turns to the Hockey Canada scandal, fast forward to 19:49 to skip that topic and pick up the rest of the pod LINKS: Panthers acquire Vladimir Tarasenko in trade with Senators Hurricanes acquire F Guentzel from Penguins for F Bunting, prospects, picks The Bruins were very close to splitting up their goalie tandem, and had agreed on a trade with LA. Linus Ullmark did not want to move out west to California Carter Hart, former Canadian World Junior teammates elect for jury trial in 2018 sexual assault case NHL Big City Greens Classic 2, explained: Details behind Penguins vs. Bruins animated game on Disney Bold-y move: Wild pull goalie in overtime and stun Nashville

  10. 19

    All About the Stadium Series, PWHL Playoffs & Manon Rhéaume

    Muffy and Stephanie dive into all the latest hockey news and hockey history for Women's History Month. PERIOD 1: Stadium Series recap, the Wild Card Race, college hockey at HBCUs and drama around top prospect Trevor Connelly PERIOD 2: PWHL Playoff & Draft Format PERIOD 3: Hockey History - Manon Rhéaume LINKS: Standings Color of Hockey: Abel 1st player to commit at Tennessee State University Who will draft Trevor Connelly? Inside the NHL’s evolving scrutiny of top prospects Column: Manon Rheaume, the first woman to play in an NHL game, continues to break barriers 3 decades later, Manon Rheaume still making history Manon Rhéaume

  11. 18

    All Stars All Around

    Hockey news, rules and a little bit of culture on the latest episode of Shut Your Five Hole and Listen! PERIOD 1: NHL All-Star Game, PWHL 3-on-3 showcase, the latest on the Hockey Canada scandal* and the NHL return to the Olympics. PERIOD 2: Fan etiquette or how not to be an a** at the game PERIOD 3: Learn about the first-ever NHL All-Star game * This episode discusses sexual assault in the context of the Hockey Canada scandal. Jump ahead to 25:51 to skip this section. LINKS: Next court date for 5 ex-Canadian world junior hockey players in sex assault case set for April 30 London police chief apologizes to woman at centre of world juniors sex assault investigation for delay NHL announces return to Olympics, will participate in Milan in 2026 1st National Hockey League All-Star Game

  12. 17

    Trade Speculation, The Trapezoid & Hockey Movies

    There is a lot going on in the hockey world, and Muffy and Stephanie are back again to break it all down! PERIOD 1: NHL Standing recap, trade speculation before the All Star Game and hockey on Amazon Prime PERIOD 2: The Trapezoid (rant alert!!) PERIOD 3: Some of our favorite hockey movies and TV shows LINKS: NHL trade board 3.0: The latest on Zegras, Tarasenko and big new names from Chris Johnston Amazon will invest in Diamond Sports as part of a bankruptcy restructuring agreement

  13. 16

    A Wild Goal, PWHL Rules & Quebec Wants a Hockey Team

    Muffy and Stephanie are back to talk about all the latest hockey news, rules and just about anything we want related to the greatest sport on ice! PERIOD 1: A wild goal, Winter Classic, PWHL, the Bulin Wall and IIHF World Juniors PERIOD 2: Rules of the PWHL PERIOD 3: Quece Still Wants a Team LINKS: Former Edmonton Oilers goalie Nikolai Khabibulin, 51, signs contract to play in KHL PROFESSIONAL WOMEN’S HOCKEY LEAGUE (PWHL) ANNOUNCES INAUGURAL SEASON RULEBOOK Quebec Still Longs for Its Lost Hockey Team, a Nationalist Symbol

  14. 15

    Weird Vibes, Interference & Defunct Teams

    Muffy and Stephanie are back for another episode where they chat hockey news, break down the rules, and drop a little bit of hockey knowledge for those just getting into the game or looking for a different perspective. PERIOD 1: Jonas Brothers at the Stadium Series, the Capitols building drama, what's going on in the standings and catch on the latest on the PWHL PERIOD 2: Breaking down interference calls PERIOD 3: Forget expansion! Let's talk defunct teams LINKS: Monumental, Youngkin announce deal to move Caps, Wizards to Virginia PWHL Toronto Sells Out Season Ticket Memberships

  15. 14

    Hock Goss, Swedish Hockey League and Stocking Stuffers

    Just in time for the holidays, Muffy and Stephanie chat the latest in hockey news and everything you to know about the game! PERIOD 1: Global Series recap, PWHL launch, Mark Andre Fleury stands up for Native American heritage, Patrick Kane goes to the Wings and the latest on the Corey Perry drama. PERIOD 2: Muffy learns about the Swedish Hockey League PERIOD 3: Hockey stocking stuffers for the whole family LINKS: Why the PWHL is launching with temporary jerseys — and without team names or logos Wild's Marc-Andre Fleury dons Native American Heritage mask Blackhawks waive Corey Perry for 'unacceptable' conduct NHL's Corey Perry Breaks Silence on Rumors About Relationship With Teammate's Mom Swedish Hockey League On the Ice Cocktail Stirrers Watch Hockey, Get Drunk Top Plays Coasters Pets First NHL Hockey Rink Cat Scratcher Toy Z is for Zamboni: A Hockey Alphabet NHL Game Used Hockey Puck Opener

  16. 13

    Sharks Win, Stat Sheet and Diwali

    We hope your Thanksgiving was amazing! Now it's time to talk hockey with your friends at Shut Your Five Hole. PERIOD 1: Laila Edwards makes history, the San Jose Sharks finally win, some less than great news and Jagr's number gets retired PERIOD 2: What are all those little abbreviations on that stat sheet? PERIOD 3: Canucks Diwali tradition and Wayne weighs in ARTICLES: Laila Edwards is first Black woman to play for U.S. hockey team San Jose Sharks snap 11-game losing streak, dodge NHL history Second player files lawsuit against Blackhawks alleging sexual assault by former video coach DON’T KNOW YOUR PIM FROM YOUR PCT? Canucks unveil new Diwali jersey that players won't be allowed to wear The Great One weighs in on how to make hockey a safer sport following the tragic passing of Adam Johnson

  17. 12

    Frenzy of News, Positions & Taffy Abel

    Muffy and Stephanie chat about hockey news from around the league, what exactly each player does on the ice and go back in time for Native American Heritage Month. PERIOD 1: Frozen Frenzy, What is Going on With the San Jose Sharks, Pride Tape, Adam Johnson and PWHL speculation PERIOD 2: Position Basics PERIOD 3: The amazing career of John “Taffy” Abel LINKS: A review of 'Frozen Frenzy' — the NHL's answer to NFL RedZone Cold-blooded Edmonton Oilers pound Flames in Heritage Classic NHL lifts ban on rainbow-colored Pride Tape, after a player defied it Adam Johnson: Elite Ice Hockey League will not make neck guards mandatory Neck protection for NHL players won’t happen overnight, but history suggests it will happen PWHL’s potential team names for original 6 franchises revealed through trademark filings The first Native American in the Winter Olympics hid his identity to stay safe Taffy Abel was the first Native American Winter Olympian in 1924

  18. 11

    Home Openers, Helmets & Retire 25

    Muffy and Stephanie are back to chat about news, rules and a little bit of anything goes! PERIOD ONE: Home openers, injuries and hockey culture PERIOD TWO: So why is it a big deal that Connor Bedard didn't wear a helmet to warm up? PERIOD THREE: Some of the strangest records in the NHL Links: Killorn out 4-6 weeks for Ducks with fractured finger Multiple hockey leagues from across North America have united to launch the Respect Hockey Culture Center

  19. 10

    A New Season, Hockey Lingo & The Japanese Mob

    Muffy and Stephanie are back for Season 2! Just in time for the NHL season opening, we are bringing you hot takes, some knowhow and a little bit of whatever we want. PERIOD 1: Is this the PWHL the women's hockey league we've been waiting for? Predictions for the 23-24 NHL seasons PERIOD 2: Muffy tests Stephanie on hockey lingo PERIOD 3: Crazy stories from NHL history Follow us! Instagram Twitter (we will not be calling it X) Facebook

  20. 9

    The New Kids, Free Agency & Trending on Social

    Muffy and Stephanie chat about all the post-season movement and which teams are doing social right. PERIOD 1: NHL Draft Class of 2023 and big free agency moves PERIOD 2: So what exactly is free agency and how does it impact my team? PERIOD 3: New season announcements on Reels and TikTok

  21. 8

    Stanley Cup Champs, The Off Season and Victory Flamingos

    The Cup has been lifted, and it's time for all the fun the off-season brings! PERIOD 1: Muffy and Stephanie take a trip to Sunrise and breakdown the Stanley Cup finals PERIOD 2: Curious about all those awards you've heard about? We got you covered PERIOD 3: What's that on the ice?

  22. 7

    The Playoffs, King Clancey and Branding

    Just before the Stanley Cup finals began, Muffy and Stephanie sat down to chat the highs, the lows and all the surprises that have been happening on and off the ice. PERIOD 1: Playoff rounds 1-3, the fate of Arizona and the illusive GM text thread PERIOD 2: Playoff superstitions and trophy breakdown PERIOD 3: The most pointless re-brand since HBO turned into Max

  23. 6

    It's Playoff Time!

    Muffy and Stephanie kick off the playoffs by talking news in women's hockey and post-season shakeups, breakdown how the playoffs work and reveal their playoff brackets. PERIOD 1: Let's get that news! PERIOD 2: So how does this playoff thing work? PERIOD 3: Playoff predictions! LINKS: USA Women’s Hockey team win’s World Championship over Canada Penguins Fire their president, GM and Dir. of Hockey Ops Mark Stone comes off LTIR, expected to play in playoffs Join Our Playoff Bracket

  24. 5

    Mental Health, The Five Hole and a Muppet Reject

    It's finally time to find out what the heck a five hole is! We know you are excited. First Period: Watching sports ball is good for you Second Period: Drumroll please...we present to you, the five hole Third Period: Mascots, mascots, mascots...in countdown form!

  25. 4

    Trade Deadline, Some Penalties and Old Man Rock

    Muffy and Stephanie dive deep on some of the biggest trades that hit at the trade deadline and more! First Period: So many trades, so little time Second Period: 3x the penalties, 3x the fun Third Period: Get ready for your favorite hockey music

  26. 3

    All Stars, Mano a Mano and Theme Nights

    Muffy and Stephanie deep dive on the All Star game and shenanigans and possibly fangirl a little around Sarah Nurse Period 1: All Stars, All Stars, All Stars everywhere!  Period 2: What happens when one player goes against one goalie?  Period 3: You get a theme night! And you get a theme night! Who doesn't love a theme night!? Articles mentioned in the show: What broadcaster Jack Edwards said in his apology to Lightning’s Pat Maroon: ‘We got it out’ NHL All-Star Game 2023: Rosters, schedule, how to watch Horvat traded to Islanders by Canucks Beniers to miss NHL All-Star Game due to injury Flyers' Ivan Provorov boycotts Pride night, cites religion Brian Burke on the NHL’s Pride Night snubs: ‘We’re still going the right way’ Sabres to host inaugural Choose Love Night on February 1

  27. 2

    A New Year, A Timeout and She Shoots, She SCORES!

    Muffy and Stephanie are back with the New Year's resolution to be more consistent in bringing you our take on the Big Show!  Period 1: News from around the league, including the Seattle Kraken's historic away game run. Period 2: We break down what power play is and how one of your guys can find himself in a timeout. Period 3: All about the little kid hockey players that stole our hearts Articles mentioned in the show: Kraken create NHL history, sweep road trip of seven games NHL backtracks after Florida Gov. Ron Desantis' office blasts league for 'discriminatory' job fair Color of Hockey: 7-year-old turns heads with play on ice, fashion flair #EliManning's daughter, Caroline, scored her first #hockey goal 🥹 (via EliManning/TW) #girlshockey #girldad #thatsaw

  28. 1

    Welcome to the Big Show!

    Welcome to Shut Your Five Hole and Listen, a not-so-average hockey podcast brought to you by Muffy, a die-hard Red Wings fan who has faith in the Yzerplan, and Stephanie, a Devils fan who just wants a decent goaltender! Your hosts bonded over their favorite sport at Tampa Bay Lightning games, and after the highs of winning back-to-back Stanley Cups and the lows of the third being ripped out of our hands, they wanted to help more people understand why hockey is the greatest sport of all time. Twice a month, they'll chat about some of the top hockey news, break down the basic rules so you too can throw shade at "that dude" (you know which dude we're talking about) sitting behind you at a game and round things out with some fun and very important hockey related and adjacent topics such as which team has the cutest dog, who currently has the best 70's style mustache and what cocktails to turn to when your team crushes your dreams. Follow Us: Instagram - @fiveholepodcast Twitter - @fivehole_pod

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to Shut Your Five Hole and Listen, a not-so-average hockey podcast brought to you by Muffy, a die-hard Red Wings fan who has faith in the Yzerplan, and Stephanie, a Devils fan who just wants a decent goaltender! Twice a month, they'll chat top hockey news, break down the basic rules so you too can throw shade at "that dude" (you know which dude we're talking about) sitting behind you at a game & round things out with some fun topics such as which team has the cutest dog, who currently has the best 70's style mustache and what cocktails to turn to when your team crushes your dreams.

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