Sign Me Up Podcast

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Sign Me Up Podcast

Sign Me Up Podcast was founded in 2015 by college besties Cydney and Shanna. The bi-weekly podcast is set around the duo as they (not always) gracefully navigate their early 30s covering all issues from dating to pop culture to self-care. The show hinges on astrology as an ever-present influence on every aspect of life.

  1. 243

    It’s Giving ‘Grand Rising, Queen’

    is reading the new clout? We need to examine this closely. GenZ is working our nerves in the workplace. The US is in dangerrrr girl ! Lock in !

  2. 242

    The GWORLS are Back!

    Wow, wow, wow.. did you miss us ?? We missed yall !! Catch up with us real quick !

  3. 241

    They’re Gonna Throw the Book at him

    The Diddy takedown of it all.. plussss yall hard launching or soft launching your new boo??

  4. 240

    The Aftershock & The In Shock

    Chile it’s earthquakes and eclipses and all types of things happening !!

  5. 239

    What If He Did Fuck One of Them?

    We back and we up baby !! Can your man have a lot of female friends ?? Pisces/ Aries what’s uppp ?? What about these planes and their missing pieces ??

  6. 238

    Retoot and Reboot

    We're back with our Virgo fan fav @instadiallo! Can you believe it's been over a decade since we graduated college? Whew chile LOL! What's the most bizarre thing someone has ever stolen from you? To all our Renaissance friends, comment below on your favorite part of the show. When it comes to relationships, what are you choosing looks or vibes? Listen til the end for an exclusive #whorestory from our guest!

  7. 237

    Mind Your Business

    What’s the most adventurous thing you’ve done?? The writers be striking! LFG! The girl rappers are on top ! But what’s the perception and how does it impact culture ?

  8. 236

    It's Actually Cancer Szn

    Astrologically profiling Gemini’s during Cancer szn.. what date is it again ?? Lol what y’all doing down at the bottom of the ocean with the titanic?

  9. 235

    Dat Caretaker Love

    Going down memory lane this Gemini season.. are y’all remembering to affirm yourselves ? Our friends were out in the poor air quality experiencing history Lol be safe out there

  10. 234

    Her Teeth Were Falling Out

    Bombbbb guest this week, our Gemini friend Derrick stopped by and he really knows his shit. We talk abt some strange and funny thing that happened to us recently. Funniestttttt whorer story we’ve had in a good min lmao

  11. 233

    I'll Never Be A Beta Bitch

    We wrapped up Taurus season a couple weeks ago.. how was Taurus season for y’all ? Caitlin Jenner being a horrible person and Montana doesn’t want anyone on tiktok. Shoutout to this raccoon fighting for his life.

  12. 232

    Remember, I'm Your Friend Who's A Dentist

    Prankkk warzzzz ! Shoutout to the incredible Taurus friends we have who are ready to step up and show out in any scenario lmao We returned to the desert and Frank Ocean was there! (Kinda lol)

  13. 231

    If He's Not Beautiful, Squint

    Shout out to our Aries queen and guest, @misskeea!! Cydney and Shanna's knowledge of Aries get tested in a fun game of Taboo...who are you betting on? The sex work industry is ever-evolving and we have questions LOL! Also, fuck all the creeps who hide behind their power and religion and take advantage of others. Listen to the end for a juicy #whorestory from our guest lmao

  14. 230

    We're Your Dream Girls

    Just two girls shooting the shit! Happy Aries SZN.. they’re already starting to grow on me. Lol

  15. 229

    Aunties Need Love Too!

    We back ! Quick updates from the girls at the top of the show, life has been life-ing! Are the Pisces kids full of surprises and upgrades? Lol is the Mexican cartel writing handwritten notes? Lmao and another special #whorestory this week, Enjoy!

  16. 228

    Bosom Bubbling Over

    We back!! What will it take to block somebody?? Tell us something good abt a #pisces you know.. why are people who don’t masterbate so mad?? Cydney reveals her big one night stand story!

  17. 227

    Totally Tubular

    What a fun way to close out Aquarius SZN !! This week, we get to ask Shanna ANYTHING ! It always circles back to some fuckboy-ery 👀 #valentinesdaytheft. Shoutout to Rihanna and Rihanna only ! Cydney reveals a hugeeee surprise..low,low, on the floor expectations though. Lmao

  18. 226

    Pick Up Her Call Or Protect Yourself

    We found a man Aquarius to come talk shit with us!! Shoutout to our cuse buddy Justin for pulling up. What’s the worst advice you’ve ever gotten? What do the fellas want for Valentine’s Day besides from THE BOX?? Lmao

  19. 225

    Use Your Words

    Beware of New Covid! We’re at the age where talking about the weather is a priority. Lol activate that inner throat baby!! This week we dive into our 7 chakra khans aka our chakras. Veryyyy fascinating lol #shoutout to all the new and newly announced black couples! We love y’all <3

  20. 224

    Leos Be Lyin

    Entering 2023 & Capricorn szn with a guest! Our friend CC joins us and we figure out what’s cap, body journeys & haters, plus literally running from these niggas. Tory Lanez is on the docket and of course, he’s a Leo lol. Happy New Year !

  21. 223

    Pre Christmas

    Home for the holidays ! No travel this year but equally excited for the break. What does everyone know about us?? The Tory Lanez/ Meg the Stallion case is the wildest ride of 2022. Do Harry & Meghan watch Tyler Perry's shows?? Lmao Happy Holidays y’all !

  22. 222

    When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

    The Sagittarius’ are coming with that heater this December !! Our friend @Jaylatheselfesteemqueen comes thru dropping gems about reiki, polyamory, and even Kanye! Y’all surviving 24 hours in the open ass ocean ?? Updates since recording: Amy & TJ are off the air & Britney Griner is free! *TRIGGER WARNING* this week’s whore story includes themes of SA and may be sensitive to some audiences.

  23. 221

    No Rules

    XOXO Sane Jane brought some sense & maturity to our humble podcast lmao. Surprisingly.. there are no rules to journaling!! If you’re feeling blue, we’re here for you. Cydney taps into her detective bag.. we’re cracking cases yall !

  24. 220

    Pluto in Scorpio

    Hello lovers!! Listen, we’re jumping straight into it today.. what are you doing if your partner’s mom slaps you?? Not us learning the meaning of the Pluto placement today lol wait for the whore story Lmao Cast your vote for the new name of our astrology segment! Is it “The Sign Up” or “Star Gaze” ???

  25. 219

    Very Slithery, No Bones

    Hello from the year 2002! Lol it’s the Halloweekend! Shanna shares how Seal Paul rocked her world. We played a very toxic game of “reframing our thinking” on Scorpios lmao.. Kanye is making it almost impossibleeeee for us 😭

  26. 218

    You Won't Know You Were Robbed Til The End

    It’s Spooky Szn ! Y’all doing anything spooky? Lol what’s the scariest thing that’s ever happened to you? Ye is at it again.. and we’re tired. All the couples are splitting, is marriage the goal? What are your thoughts on spending money on your partner??

  27. 217

    I Quiet Quitted When I Was Hired

    It’s arguably the best zodiac season of the year, it’s Virgo SZN! God bless lol we had a special guest this week who we literally throw right in the deep end ! Are you ready to date outside your comfort zone?? Thanks Joe, but we need more lol. Listen to the end for a truly whorible surprise lmao

  28. 216

    Cancel Him

    Oh hello!! Back again, this time asking “if a Leo was a designer brand, what brand would they be??” We think the answer is pretty obvious. Lol what natural deodorant do y’all use? Asking for a friend.. Also, what’s something your date over shared on the first date??

  29. 215

    Prepare to be Sick of Me

    Seduce & Schemee!! Shoutout to the Leos, I’m really seeing the importance in Leos lmao, we love that for y’all. Did y’all play in the mega millions? If so, do you live in Illinois ?? 👀 who y’all got in a fight, Beyonce or Kelis? Haha !

  30. 214

    Revenge Porn

    We love a same-city recording session! Shout out to being happy and singing and colored LOL. Ever thought about having a sex room? Comment below on how you would design yours! Also apparently WIll from Stranger Things and Doja Cat got beef but its been protect black women. And how do we feel about revenge porn and nude leaks from celebs?

  31. 213

    Going to Sex Clubs

    Kicking off the episode with a game of date, marry, divorce- Cancer edition and let's just say our choices are interesting...lol. Summer is for living and Cydney and Shanna can't catch a break! Parenting the parents is a real thing, and Ray J is still out here wildin. What are your thoughts on sex clubs? Listen til the end for a whore story surprise!

  32. 212

    Lord, I’ve Seen What You’ve Done For Others

    Happy PRIDE to my gworls and Gays! What would you do if your partner spent your entire wedding fund ?? (Break up with em!) The Gemini horoscope this month is literally on the money for our Gemini friend Johnny Depp! Our friend Chantalle joins us to talk about crunching those numbers ! Are you living inside your means? 👀 *New segment alert!!!* We’re getting into these whorestories.. listen in!

  33. 211

    That Jupiter Juice

    The Geminis are gemin!! Shanna & Cydney are embracing their Gemini placements and it’s fortunate time for the gworls. Rih is a mom! Thoughts on men not cutting ex’s off? Make sure you know the difference between knots in your stomach & butterflies!

  34. 210

    Fuckboys Don't Die

    cydney is a chatty patty this epi, ready to run her fucking mouth lmao! Shoutout to all the amazing doctors in our lives, we love y’all! Tell us the amazing things you’re doing in life.. Listen, reading is fundamental!! Don’t mess around with these edibles and their potency ok?! how has taurus szn been for you so far?

  35. 209

    It's Hard to Come Back from the D

    We’re in a super positive space this week! I stan Shanna’s academic success literally every week !! Lmao what show got cancelled too soon?? We’re into the THICK of Aries szn now, our girl Susan Miller provides some insights. Britney Spears is preggo ! Lmao it’s a new day yall.. I’ll be tuned innn..

  36. 208

    Ketanji.

    These Gas prices!!! Putin fuck you girl ! Kentanji really been going thru it smh these whites have no respect. What’s the most embarrassing moment in your life?? Are drakes braids with his real hair?? We will share some Manifestations to live by for Aries..

  37. 207

    This One’s for the Girls

    Would you give up your CEO role to your man/partner because he lost his job? Rid us all of the toxic male podcasts that cover irrational topics, it’s a breeding ground for low fragile masculinity. Women been socialized to be THAT girl since the beginning of time! Cydney and math definitely dont mix but when is the last time yall used your scientific calculator from Texas Instruments?? Lmao

  38. 206

    The Tinder Swindler

    We got into Shanna's fun birthday weekend, then it was straight to the Pisces slander!! lmao Y’all think Rihanna gonna drop an album soon? Have you ever argued with a Pisces?? Best of Luck! Russia is climbing in your windows and snatching your people up.. smh to our international listeners, stay safe! Lastly, if the scammers come for you, we got the tips to make sure they don't get you!! #tinderswindler

  39. 205

    I've Seen That Dick Before

    Black history month is not giving what it's supposed to this year and we're not here for it but comment below and tell us why you love being black! Rihanna and ASAP Rocky?! We love that for hip hop! But what's good with all the sex tape and dick pic leaks? First Nelly, then Lil Fizz, then the paint and sip fiasco- it's too much! lmao

  40. 204

    We're in Tutoring

    Have you ever thought about who invented black history month? Social media has been coming for the aquarians and their alleged emotionless-ness, is it true?? Tell us, worst thing you've done on a date or vice versa??

  41. 203

    The Intention Episode

    Listennn we need these mens to be moving with INTENTION this year and beyond. This week, we're joined by our gal pal Shanelle Gayle chatting about everything from our favorite moments from Capricorn season, interior design, and date night!

  42. 202

    It's Not Like We Haven't Been Recording..

    wishing you all happy holidays!! New content OTW!! We have some affirmations to live by.. Tristan Thompson is still an embarrassment. is therapy the new standard for dating in young adulthood? RIP Virgil we need an intern !!!! any takers???

  43. 201

    It's Feasible to Get Back..

    The girls are busy busy busy!! have y'all watched sex,love, and goop? Twitter is still full of porn. small wedding, big reception- what's your preference? the Travis Scott concert tragedy <<

  44. 200

    (Fake) 200th episode!

    celebrating our 200th episode on the 201st episode bc we can't count!! woo! We literally got stood up by a white man with a micropenis. so F* him.

  45. 199

    Is that like.. Co-dependent?

    more mercury retrograde drama cydney setting work boundaries because self-care comes first new car or new house? Libra rising signs - serial monogamist, serial daters talking sag vibes in libra szn r kelly trying to get released gabby petito?? where she at??

  46. 198

    I Can't Go for That, Noooooo

    what's your ig style? do you only show the best parts of yourself or do you show it all. libra exes, what are they like and how to win them back. Dave chappelle getting backlash for his netflix special and how do you handle changing friendship dynamics?

  47. 197

    Happy Birthday Cydney!

    we had the biggest game of 20 questions with all my loving friends for my birthday!! (9/11) it's giving girl group chat energy and we love that!

  48. 196

    You Got Me Going in Circles

    oh hello! Let's chat about the unspoken rules for one night stands.. thoughts? are you a Virgo rising? we got some info for you. Dondadondadondadondadonda (yall heard donda chant? lol)

  49. 195

    Trust for the Thrust

    A lovely Leo friend Kalen is joining us this episode and we reallyyyyyy get into the things! Vegas anyone?

  50. 194

    Loud Leos

    What y’all know about Leo moons? Comment below! The Olympics are back at it again hating on black talent; this time it’s Simone Biles. Thoughts on billionaire bae RiRi and ASAP Rocky’s budding romance? We stan!! Listen till the end for a riveting convo on celibacy and…outercourse(?!?) Who knew! Lmaooo

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Sign Me Up Podcast was founded in 2015 by college besties Cydney and Shanna. The bi-weekly podcast is set around the duo as they (not always) gracefully navigate their early 30s covering all issues from dating to pop culture to self-care. The show hinges on astrology as an ever-present influence on every aspect of life.

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