Slaughterhouse Princess

Good Idea: Put Christopher Lee in your movie Bad Idea:  Give him 3 lines and cover his face 99% of the time

Wait, what did that curse they were talking about do?

Now hear me out, what if the summer camp was a waterpark?

I mean it's pretty clear from the title what to expect from this movie.

You know, I'm starting to think that there could be something wrong with this kid.

Look, it's been a long day so if anybody asks just say how witty this description was.

We hope you like last minute changes to the movie we watched because that's what we did.  Sometimes you just have to follow your forest heart.

Freaky is asking the age-old question: What if you were Freaky Friday-ed but with a serial killer?

If anything, them meeting Frankenstein's Monster has almost nothing to do with the plot. But to be fair, almost everything has almost nothing to do with the plot.

I watched this entire movie and I don't remember any races happening.  Not a single one.

We heard you loud and clear and because you demanded it, more Moon based films!  You're welcome.

We bring on our resident Shark enthusiast Lady Sadie von Classy Shark this week to help fact check this movie.  She said no a lot.

Sometimes I think letting The Horse request movies might have been a mistake.

I stayed at a place like this once. Well, it was actually an Econo Lodge, but several people did die there while I was staying there.

We can now finally say we have seen all of the Final Destination movies to random people we see in various lines.  Huzzah!

Let's tear into another heaping helping of Final Destination.  Oh, looks like it's in 3D.  Again.  Yuck

It's Final Destination again.  Just more Final Destination with a worse title. 

Is "Final Destination 3" based on a book?  Listen on and find out.

Final Destination returns with 1.5 times the Final and about 7% less Destinations than before.

From its humble beginnings all the way to Bud Limes, we are going to watch every Final Destination movie.

This is exactly why you send in a biochemist and a senior citizen into a prison full of highly trained Marines to stop their terrorist plot.

Rated R for strong perverse sexuality and violence, and for strong language in case you were on the fence about watching this.

Conair is an American company based in Stamford, Connecticut which sells small appliances, personal care products, and health and beauty products for both professionals and consumers. It is majority-owned by private equity firm American Securities, with some minority stakes held by family members of founder Leandro Rizzuto.

"You got nothing, kiddo. Snake eyes. The house wins."   - Commander Kevin Dunne

Nothing like a good old-fashioned movie that feels like you should watch it without knowing anything about it being featured on a podcast telling you things about that same movie.

Well, you see there's these puppets, right?  Kinda like puppets but they also look like people in suits also.  But sometimes I'm pretty sure it IS people in suits, but I can't decide if that's a stylistic choice or a budgetary one.

Paradoxically, this movie is exactly what it sounds like and not at all what you were thinking at the same time.

We're back to our regularly scheduled programming with some kind of rom com slasher comedy hybrid.  Is this a good mashup like Reese's cups or a bad one Nuts and Gum? 

Ani-May is over, finally.  What better way to celebrate than with the Applebee's of anime, Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland!

Today we’re talking about “Erased.” Or, as I like to call it, “How to Solve a Murder by Failing Fifth Grade Twice.”

Just between whoever reads this and me, I wish I had a giant ass teddy bear mask helmet thing, just for fun.

This week, we watched Darkside Blues, a dystopian cyberpunk anime from 1994 that asks the important question: "What if a gothic vampire wizard man saved the revolutionaries from a corporate dystopia?"

Middle school in Japan sure seems like a hell of a place.  Like the US but with less guns and more vengeful spirits.  Same amount of death, though.

So, in case you were wondering there isn't a problem with the recording it's just AI being bad at what it does.

If this movie was any more Canadian It would tell you to give your balls a tug while taking a shot of Gus N Bru.

In an unprecedented move, Ani-May has broken the confines of May and spilled into June.  So welcome to Ultra Mega Ani-May Repeater Pulse I suppose?

We can assure you that the title means practically nothing aside from Grimgar is the place they are.

While it is true that they are hunting the elves in question they are not, in fact, going to kill them.  Although it might be a more considerate fate than what is in store.

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

You would think this was about a large fish and not the story of small town corruption, but you'd be wrong.

No matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never let him call it John Carpenter's Vampires instead of Vampires.

They should really think about making a sequel to this staring a former sitcom star.

This is the worst Gladys Knight & the Pips documentary I've ever seen.

As if you needed another reason to not go into Hugh Grant's house.

Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwondo                                                                      - Dragon Sound "Against the Ninja"

The most unbelievable thing that happened in this movie was that there was a functioning small town radio station.

Don't let the movie poster fool you, they are closer to zombies for the most part.

I'm no herpetologist, but I don't think that's how you contaminate a snake or ship it to Hawaii.

Yet another reason why I'm not going to Germany any time soon.

Honestly, we just watched this because Hot Doggy Charlie was a production assistant. And Goldust.