SLEEP NOTHINGS

Listen to waves crashing on the beach while getting some tips on male body grooming. Sounds like a good plan, huh?Sweet Dreams.11 minutes

Maybe you're having trouble sleeping because you didn't know the new names of some Crayola colored pencils. I know, that can be stressful. If so, this should help. And the sounds of a rain forest. Sweet Dreams.12 minutes

Listen to the sound of rain in a forest while I tell you how to install a ceiling fan.Sweet Dreams.10 minutes.

How is a cardboard box made, you ask? Let me tell you. While I put you to sleep. With the sound of rain in the forest. Sounds good, huh? NOW GO TO SLEEP!Sweet Dreams.12 minutes.

Listen to soft piano and little birdies while I tell you how to build a birdhouse. Yes, a birdhouse. A house, for birds.Sweet Dreams.12 minutes.

Listen to waves crashing on a beach (is that where you're going?) while I read off a list of stuff you need to pack. But don't start packing now. Just go to sleep.Sweet Dreams.12 minutes.

Listen to me tell you how to weed your garden. From thegardencontinuum.com. Maybe you know it? I doubt it. Who cares ... Just go to sleep.Sweet Dreams.14 minutes.

Listen to me read a list of Movie Titles Turned to Porn Titles. If you want. You don't have to. BTW, I didn't make these up. And I didn't watch any of them. I'm pretty sure I didn't. Oh, and some soothing beach sounds. I think that's nice. Beach sounds are nice.Sweet Dreams. Or whatever kind of dreams you have tonight.10 minutes.

Listen to the soothing sounds of little birdies and piano while I read about Birding for Beginners. What could be better?Sweet Dreams.14 minutes.

Listen to ambient music while I explain the rules of curling to you. Because it's important to know the rules. Maybe not.Sweet Dreams.11 minutes.

Do you still not know how to fold clothes? Who are you, and what's wrong with you? Learn how to fold clothes while ambient music plays in the background.Sweet Dreams.13 minutes.

Listen to the soothing sound of waves crashing onto an ocean beach while I read Indianapolis traffic reports.Sweet Dreams.14 minutes.

Listen to Mamma Mia piano, ballad version  (check out ABBA Piano Covers, on YouTube) while I read the lyrics to the song, backwards. Why? Why not?Sweet Dreams.11 Minutes.

Listen to rain in a forest while I describe to you what you'll learn while Obtaining a Certificate in Data (zzzzzzzzz)  Analytics (zzzzzzzzzz).Sweet Dreams.10 minutes.

Listen to ocean waves on a beach while I read five steps to cutting your own hair from Laurakcollins.com. LaurakCollins!!!! Do you know who she is??!!!! Neither do I.Sweet Dreams.13 minutes.

Hey, having trouble sleeping? Maybe you've got racoons in your attic? Or maybe it's a gassy gut? If it's racoons, listen to piano music while I read off 5 tips to remove them. If it's gas, maybe go for a poopy?Sweet dreams.11 minutes.

Listen to a babbling brook (babbling!) while I read definitions of slang words by decade, starting with the 1920's. Remember the 20's? I don't think you do. But if you do, I don't think you need a Sleep Aid app.Sweet Dreams.19 minutes. (Yep, I worked overtime on this one.)

Listen to forest river nature sounds while I read off the most popular Google searches.Sweet Dreams.11 minutes.

Listen to the sound of ocean waves crashing up on shore while I read Tylenol Extra Strength Drug Facts as printed on the bottle label.Sweet Dreams.15 minutes.

Listen to a cozy crackling fireplace while I read from the National Fire Protection Association® (NFPA®)  website about preparing homes for wildfire.Sweet Dreams.14 minutes.

Listen to me read song lyrics while the sound of waves washing up on shore play in the background. Oh, and maybe you can hear my dishwasher and neighbour's snowblower in the background. If you can, consider this a Bonus Episode. Who doesn't like a bonus?Sweet Dreams.11 minutes.

Listen to sounds of a forest river (a forest river!) as I tell you about The Tea Act of 1773: The Catalyst of the Boston Tea Party. Yep. And it's all free. FREE! Sweet Dreams.12 minutes.

Listen to forest sounds while I read off the Taco Bell menu. Mmmmmmm. Now go to sleep, you big baby. Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.

Listen to some ambient music while I recap the Pirates vs Yankees baseball game from October 3, 1960. Sweet Dreams.13 minutes.

Hey. Listen to some ocean wavy sounds while I read quotes and scenes from the movie "Showgirls".Sweet Dreams.11 minutes.

I read sections 10, 11 and 12 of the World Triathlon Athlete's Agreement, with a Mozart Lullaby For Babies in the background. Sweet Dreams.11 Minutes

Hey. I'll review 56 Sex Positions with piano background music.Sweet Dreams.14 minutes.

Hey. Listen to rain falling in a forest while I walk you through the steps to replace a toilet.Sweet Dreams.12 minutes.

Hey. Listen to waves crashing onto a beach while I read backstage riders from touring contracts of Rihanna, Frank Sinatra, and Van Halen.Sweet Dreams.15 minutes.

Why not listen to soothing piano, guitar and birds, while I read some OnlyFans Community Guidelines. Sweet Dreams.11 minutes.

Listen to rain in a forest while I read Prime Numbers, Backwards, from #863. Sweet Dreams.11 Minutes

Listen to waves crashing onto a beach while I read Ping Pong Table assembly instructions. Sweet Dreams.15 minutes.

Listen to soft piano music while I read the rules and regulations for the South Texas State Fair Floral Design Competition. Sweet Dreams.15 minutes.

Listen to ocean sounds while I tell you about the drug Viagra.Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.

Listen to nature sounds of a forest river while I read from an elevator repair manual. I hope it's not too exciting that it doesn't help you sleep.Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.

Fall asleep to the sound of ocean waves ...  and me, reading weather forecasts.Sweet Dreams. 14 Minutes.

Listen to rain fall in a forest while I help you load a paper tray, fix a paper jam, and replace an ink cartridge for your HP printer. Sweet Dreams.13 Minutes.

Listen to soft piano and birds (little birdies!) while I explain the making glass process. Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.

Listen to rain in the forest as I read an excerpt from Mastercard's Terms of Use. Sweet Dreams.13 Minutes

Listen to ambient music while I read from Part 1, Article 2 (two of my favourites) from the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT). Sweet dreams.13 minutes.

Listen to nature sounds heard by a forest river while I read how to cook some rice and canned soup. Sweet Dreams.10 Minutes.

Listen to ambient piano music while I read a random person's Open Letter to their grandma found on the Internet Machine. Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.

Listen to a forest rain while I read to you (for free!) Bowling Alley Maintenance Tips. You're Welcome. And Sweet Dreams.11 Minutes.

This is like a real sleep meditation episode. Enjoy. Sweet Dreams.10 Minutes (and a little bit more)

Listen to soothing music while I read an excerpt from the Samsung Privacy Policy.Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.

Listen to me read from the Young & Restless Transcript for Friday, December 24, 2021. Sweet Dreams.13 Minutes.

Ambient music while I read from Netflix's Terms of Use. Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.

Listen to nature sounds by a forest river while I describe 4 different types of trees.Sweet Dreams.14 minutes.

Listen to ambient piano music while I tell you a little about Marfa, Texas.Sweet Dreams.11 Minutes.

Listen to ambient music while I read on-set Dos and Don'ts for models.Sweet Dreams.12 Minutes.