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The summation of the entire season. The only award show that matters... also a prediction that I almost forgot about.

Recapping the Battlehawks' Week 3 game against the Defenders. It was just about as bad as I remembered.

The Battlehawks should win three of the five awards, can win four of the five awards, but will probably only win two of the five awards.

Recapping the Battlehawks' bashing of San Antonio in Week 9, and previewing a game that will probably happen in Week 10. Someone tell Anthony Becht to hire me as his challenge guy.

Reacting to the Battlehawks' Week 9 desecration of the team formerly identified as the San Antonio Brahmas. Gonna need dental records to identify the bodies.

Recapping the Battlehawks' Week 8 win over the Birmingham Stallions and previewing the Week 9 game against the San Antonio Brahmas. One of those teams is good, the other one is dead. Just stay healthy for two more weeks

Reacting to the Battlehawks' Week 8 win over the Birmingham Stallions. When nobody got me, I know Travis Feeney got me.

Previewing the Battlehawks' Week 8 game against the Birmingham Stallions. The power went out the first two times I recorded this, and I was 30 minutes into it, so that sucks. The Stallions are throwing out their fifth starting quarterback this week, and at some point, their luck has to run out. Right?

Reacting to the Battlehawks' Week 7 game against the Memphis Showboats. The Max Duggan-iest game so far.

Previewing the Battlehawks' Week 7 game against the Memphis Showboats. They are a perfectly okay team with a horrendous record. Run the ball.

Previewing the Battlehawks Week 6 rematch against the Arlington Renegades. It can't be worse, right?

Recapping the Battlehawks Week 5 win over the Michigan Panthers. Tired: Screen Game. Wired: Mondo balls to Hakeem Butler.

The Battlehawks lost their Week 4 game to the Arlington Renegades, and the offense continued to stink, but at least this time it was with a quarterback who never had any starting reps. Defense rocked tho.

Previewing the Battlehawks' Week 4 game against the Arlington Renegades. Backup cornerbacks against a QB who assaults backup cornerbacks? Uh oh.

Recapping the Battlehawks' Week 3 loss to the DC Defenders. Everything was bad, and hopefully this is a 'Burn the tape' game. Also, Big Tone had an all-time bad pump-up speech.

Well, that was terrible.

Previewing the Battlehawks Week 3 game against the DC Defenders, who just lost their defensive coordinator (and the mind behind Bountygate) Gregg Williams.

Breaking down what we saw in the Battlehawks Week 2 win over the San Antonio Brahmas. Covering Pearson, Wade Phillips's nipples, and keeping contain on a QB who can't throw.

Two straight games where the Battlehawks pantsed a team. Don't look now, but that's a +42 point differential.

Preview of the Battlehawks v. Brahmas game. It looks like the Brahmas have a wildly unexceptional offense and a very boring and perfectly mediocre defense.

Breaking down what I liked and didn't like from the Battlehawks' defense in Week one, and then we give out some awards like the 'Too much dip on your chip' award.

Breaking down what I liked and didn't like about the Battlehawks Week 1 offense. Part 2 will be on the defense.

You have to think Houston's season is over after that

There's not a whole lot to preview, but we have to learn something about this team, right?

How often are there two people named 'Myles' on the same team?

The Iron birds got some new meaty boys up front, which is cool, except they're not actually all that meaty.

The Battlehawks might have the funniest running back in the league

Both AJ McCarron and Katherine Webb are no longer parts of our lives.

Year 3 starts with rule changes, coaching changes, and coming to terms with future headaches.

It was much more fun last year when the Battlehawks' last game was AJ throwing for 420 yards and 6 TDs... This game was a disgusting blunder on all levels.

Previewing the XFLCCG and figuring out what this offense can do to come back from an abysmal performance in Week 10. The Hakeem Butler stuff dropped literally the minute I stopped recording, good for him!

Shouts to Chris Garrett for assaulting kicked footballs. The UFL desperately needed an official Kratom sponsorship. Looking at what changes the Brahmas could make to beat the Battlehawks.

Beating a team 3 times is much easier than you thought and running through the All-UFL team. "Ka-KAW of the Week" winners make a showing which means I'm the smartest person in the world.

If you don't like numbers, you're going to hate this. If you like numbers, it'll be right up your alley. Reviewing the Battlehawks full season stats and how they compare to the rest of the league. @ThePuntRunts on Twitter ruined basic punt stats for me, so we don't get into that (also check them out)

ReKAWping the Battlehawks 13-12 win over the San Antonio Brahmas and giving out the weekly awards. It was just as disgusting as we thought, but not as bad.

Reacting to the Battlehawks DISGUSTING Week 10 win over the San Antonio Brahmas. A win is a win and the XFL Championship game is at home, thanks to AJ's off-field brains.

Retelling the tale and tragedy of the Manny Wilkins Week 9 game, awards (Sam Acho is a fortune teller), and previewing the Battlehawks final regular season game.

Reacting to the Battlehawks Week 9 loss to the Arlington Renegades. Yes, the game inevitably meant nothing, but vibes are at an all-time low. Manny Wilkins is not that guy.

Closing the book on Manny Wilkins' debut, giving out Awards (Gregg Williams is a total weirdo about everything), and previewing the Battlehawks Week 9 game against a dead team in Arlington.

Your St. Louis Battlehawks are going to the playoffs and that is all that matters. It doesn't matter about the run-to-pass distribution, the number of completions, or the number of sacks that were allowed. All that matters is that they won... but we're still gonna talk about everything that's bad because why not?

Getting the taste of Week 7 out of our mouths (with an all-new petty award) in the reKAWp, and then previewing the Battlehawks' first rematch of the season in Week 8 against the DC Defenders. Did you know that Gregg Williams knew Buddy Ryan?

A reaction to the Battlehawks Week 7 loss to the Birmingham Stallions. AJ McCarron is hurt. The offense is bad. The defense was exposed. I'm hungover.

A look back at what went right and what went wrong for the Battlehawks in Week 6 and then we look into the matchups (there are a lot) and the problems (also, a lot) that the Battlehawks could run into against the Birmingham Stallions in Week 7.

The St. Louis Battlehawks get to 5-1 after a 22-8(6) win over the Houston Roughnecks. Another defensive showcase and a frustratingly efficient offensive outing. Big Tony Becht: The Maverick.

ReKAWping the Battlehawks Week 5 destruction of the DC defenders and looking into what threats the Houston Roughnecks might pose.

We know how the Battlehawks have done so far this season, but how does that compare to the rest of the UFL? This is a whole lot of numbers.

The Battlehawks have the most frustratingly dominant win in the UFL this season by beating the DC Defenders 45-12. Reggie Barlow is not a good head coach and Jordan Taamu's brain is mashed potatoes.

Week 4 wasn't as pretty as it seemed and BG's got himself an issue with play calling. Now we're onto the DC Defenders in Week 5 on Sunday morning, yuck.

Reaction to the Battlehawks Week 4 decimation of the Memphis Showboats. Can you imagine letting a team have a third-down conversion?

Wrapping up the Battlehawks Week 3 game (BIG Hot Mic game) and figuring out what's going to happen in Week 4. Jahcour Pearson game incoming?