Spit Sessions

We pop out of hiatus to talk about people fucking their cousins on purpose, Kevin Bacon turning invisible, how fine and talented Sheryl Lee Roberts is, and how horny Christopher Columbus was. Intro/Outro: https://soundcloud.com/denzelcurryph/sanjuro-feat-454

We embrace new chapters in our lives while discussing old negro accessories, the cost of living, Reggie running for Alderman (again) and nigga inspired ice cream flavors.

We rejoice and join up after surviving the month of March to discuss how wild the Regular Show got towards the end, eating beans straight out the can, and how celebrities slapping one another has got niggas stanced up. Intro-Outro: Yae Energy - Lil Yachty

We have a sit down with @LordRockwell, our first guest in a while. We discuss assembly being required for breakfast sandwiches, the Super Bowl performance, and when and when not to breathe on other people. Intro: https://soundcloud.com/lordrockwell2/sephia-lord-rockwell-dj-mix

Delancey and Reggie catch up once the coughing stopped and discuss Fat Joe's spin on sloppy joes, local politics, and fighting for our lives during another Chicago winter.

Delancey hits a festival for all three days for the first time in life and Reggie doesn't fuck with Bruno Mars.

Snails can take their shells off, right?

Delancey was a late bagel bloomer and Reggie is forced to drink like an athlete.

Another one! Delancey shares his near-death experience from attending a local festival and we jump right into Drake and Kanye album reviews.

We're back at it. Majority of this episode was us catching up with one another and speaking on our experiences over the last few months, then we quickly touch on how we could get locked down again but probably won't.

We have our first guest in ages as our buddy Rahim joins us from across the pond. We chat shit (hehe) about the Whedon cut and discuss cultural differences, right before having diaspora talks and drawing a line in the sand about the differences between fries and chips. Rahim's Twitter and Twitch: https://twitter.com/DigiCellWolf https://www.twitch.tv/xDigicellWolfx

This is our longest episode yet, we have a long exchange of business ideas before getting down to the nitty gritty and discussing people that have been fucking up lately. We touch on some local politics and entertainment before discussing the chances of someone being fellated at your average bachelorette party. Intro/Outro: https://soundcloud.com/cherokee-official/daft-punk-something-about-us

We start off locally with why you don't need to eat in a restaurant while people are dying during a pandemic then we try our best to discuss finance, even though we don't have the facilities to invest. We swing it on over to laughing at people getting clapped while trying to storm the capital and we end it with movie talk. Intro/Outro: https://soundcloud.com/starboi3/dick-ft-doja-cat ReWyred Episode: shorturl.at/nqrMZ

Our last episode of the year. Reggie encourages Delancey to celebrate winning a fleshlight raffle, and a discussion about the botched Cyberpunk rollout is had right after. Then we plan how we'll each use our $600 before bringing up how Eminem's music should be kept to himself again, and close it out with plans to finally locate Magoo. We want to take a moment to express how thankful we are for the support. It's been a rough year for all of us, but having you all tune in has made ours a little better. We appreciate y'all.

We're back post-election with our coverage of how it went down and our feelings on being represented by celebrities that might be out of touch. We give a quick Lovecraft Country review, chat about the new gaming consoles, and we share our annual spooky stories.

In this episode we quickly chat about Reggie's torso and then immediately dive into how it's stupid to consistently take the high road. After that, we discuss how we feel about current politics and the upcoming election.

We review Wendy's new breakfast menu while Delancey has a mouth full of food, so expect a few mouth sounds. After that we cover the shows we're keeping up with and discuss different positions it might be possible to poop on someone's chest in.

We're back and after catching up, we compare notes on the newest Cardi B video. Afterwards we discuss the current political climate, who cries the most about wearing masks, and we pose a couple of hypothetical questions involving animal minions.

We continue to talk about coping with life during the current pandemic while touching on the new restaurant and bar culture, as well as the potential return to schools for the fall semester. We dive into Nick Cannon's recent anti semitic comments as Delancey burns his copy of Drum Line on DVD and Discuss the photos Annie Leibovitz took of Simone Biles.

A somewhat somber unloading of feelings and thoughts surrounding the murder of George Floyd and the ensuing protests. We discuss how things have affected us personally here in Chicago, and talk about ways we can support the causes we believe in and how we can make contributions towards the change we want to see in the world.

Delancey has a sit down with Ari, Arcadia, and Andrea, all black and brown women that practice different forms of witchcraft.

Delancey details what he thinks would happen if he had to face Jason Derulo in mortal combat and tells a supposedly true story about the king of pop fist fighting his pet, bubbles. Reggie recaps his Covid-19 birthday party, and elaborates on why he thinks saying, "Kill whitey!" is fun and not at all a big deal. Katie aka @vintageginger comes on to talk about the occult kinda.

COVID-19 is still ruining everyones lives so we're talking about what video games we've been playing and what shows we've been watching. We take voicemails from @djdopevibe and @sakideuce, reminisce about Chyna's wrestling and adult film career, kinda review some Sam Raimi films and the new Sonic the hedgehog movie, and finally, Delancey finds out Rick James was fucking crazy

Our first episode where we aren't looking at each other because we're social distancing due to the current pandemic. We talk about how our individual quarantines are going, we speculate on what may be next, complain about the stimulus, and review Hook, a movie about peter pan being a pervert.

Delancey is back to coughing again, so naturally we ended up talking about coronavirus which led to a debate about how sick Ludacris' rhymes are. We then touch on black history and wonder why Deontay Wilder wore a heavy ass suit of armor to the boxing ring the night he got his ass beat. Intro/Outro: 504 Boyz – I Can Tell

We're back with an episode about the Oscar winners, dealing with Kobe's unfortunate passing, and doing deals with Diddy, all while highly caffeinated. Intro/Outro: 64AR - 4 DA TRAP https://soundcloud.com/sos645ar/4-da-trap-senseiatl-david-morse-backwoods

First episode of the year! This time we discuss our mothers' choices in erotica, the political situation regarding Iran, fraternities, and we take some time to shout-out a few of our supporters. We appreciate you guys. Intro/Outro: IMDABES - gmcfosho https://soundcloud.com/pissedoffgil/imdabes

Here we are, our sixtieth and last episode of the year. Start the new year off with us as we discuss the ending of the latest Star Wars trilogy, new shows we're invested in, dinner do's and do not's, and balls in our face. Intro/Outro: Goated - Kasher Quan https://soundcloud.com/kasherquon/kasher-quon-goated-prod-by-energy

Join us as we discuss how we feel about Queen and Slim, which animals would win in a hypothetical death battle, why you shouldn't eat 30 pizzas in 40 days, and when it's appropriate to publicly air your grievances with a dead person. Intro/Outro: Coming to America - Orlando Brown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS7vQhAji20

Reggie comes back with tales of his trip to the Playstation motherland and he brought SNACKS. Moving along, we discuss the return of the Popeyes sandwich, local increases in hate crime, changes in the neighborhood, and why it should be okay to boo people in everyday life.

We're giving you food recipes, fellatio encouragement, political takes, and movie opinions this time. Last but not least, gather around, throw out the candy corn, and join us for this year's original scary stories!

In this episode we mourn the loss of a local Chicago restaurant before wondering which direction Logan Square is headed in. Afterwards, we bring up net positives, the importance of properly handling funds when organizing events, and what could happen if you smash your mom's friends.

In this episode Delancey sets some boundaries for any shared virtual reality gaming experiences, then the guys discuss the newest Dave Chappelle special, Jay Z's NFL business deals, and what they think is going to happen to Sony, Spider-man, and the Marvel Universe. Intro/Outro: LET A NIGGA SMASH - https://soundcloud.com/bootymunch

We're back! After a brief hiatus we've met up to discuss Twitch porn punishments, the NCAA's gatekeeping tactics, pedo mystery murder, and we give our opinions on the new Popeyes sandwich. Intro/Outro: Folks Nem Grave - Monster Mike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpHePt0zfVw

We're back! In this episode, we discuss where our names come from before speaking on Area 51 raid reasons, Reggie's halfhearted skepticism of the paranormal, jibarito loving alligators and pondering how producers recruit participants for bukakke scenes. Swing by the site and check out the merch! We've got something planned for you guys, details coming soon.

We're back with another one! In this episode Reggie and Delancey discuss Lil Nas X's Carmex usage, the scooter infiltration in Chicago, some quick movie takes and their misguided interpretations of certain bible stories. Keep an eye on the website and the available merch because there will be new products added to the store soon!

In this episode we're joined by our long time friend, day one advocate, and the creator of the @whatwasbreakfast Instagram account, Alan. We make it through a slew of technical difficulties all while discussing the Central Park Five, whether it's really O.J. behind that Twitter account, public butthole nudes, and then we give ASMR a go. Intro/Outro: Dickey Ride - Southern Playas

Ahaha. In this new episode we take a little longer covering what we've been up to over the last two weeks. Reggie mostly speaking on venturing into photography and Delancey recounting his adventures in Atlanta at Momocon. Once that's done, the guys discuss representation in today's children's shows, Twitter stories going awry, abortion politics, and Delancey almost vomits again. Intro/Outro: Make Me Say It Again Girl - https://soundcloud.com/theisleybrothers

Ah shit, here we go again. We're coming back with our Avengers: Endgame review and how we feel about the way Game of Thrones is wrapping up thus far. We go on to issue you guys a challenge, discuss new music by Logic, using way too many napkins, when it's appropriate to use the term "POC", and how your actions have consequences. Intro/Outro: Take A Pic - https://soundcloud.com/anarkist-beatz

We're back with another one! We discuss Game of Thrones for a bit (from 11:12 to 16:40 if you don't want to risk it. Once that's done we finally give our Us review right before judging people for how they use their money and touching on racism in the gaming community.

We're back and this episode Delancey asks Reggie for advice on entering his 30's, Daniel Caesar choice of words are dissected, and we discuss when it's okay to rob someone. Intro/Outro: Dog It - Digable Planets

In this episode Delancey and Reggie discuss the Michael Jackson documentary, the things they currently dislike about the gaming industry, other things they dislike in general, and Reggie shares his first EMT story. Swing by the site and check out the merch! Sleeveless hoodies cometh soon.

In this episode we discuss us both venturing into streaming, Jussie Smollett's situation, how we don't like Steve Harvey and why nobody should like Steve Harvey, and we give undercover inside information from a super exclusive Crunchy Mom Facebook account. Intro/Outro: Everybody Eats When They Come To My House - Cab Calloway https://soundcloud.com/cab-calloway-official/everybody-eats-when-they-4 Twitch Accounts https://www.twitch.tv/dullantsy https://www.twitch.tv/zootsuitzombae

We're back with another one! In this episode we discuss ICE's tactics, Liam Neeson wildin', that Teanna Trump scene, and what we've been up to while it's been colder than polar bear coochie outside. Intro/Outro: Undisputed - https://soundcloud.com/anarkist-beatz

Here we go again. In this one we give a Bird Box review before going over new old shows we've recently started, then we speak on R. Kelly and how we all as a unit should start beating people's asses. Intro/Outro: 3Peat - https://soundcloud.com/anarkist-beatz

We have another guest on this one, and she tells us her story of how she became an entrepreneur. The real kind, not one of the ones that asks you to build a team of friends so they can build a team of friends so you can make money off teams of friends. Afterwards, Delancey and Reggie speak on the new Spider-Man movie, their top R&B negro picks, and Delancey tells his second EMT story. Intro/Outro: Oregon Spirit - Rolf Anton Krueger https://soundcloud.com/rolf-anton-krueger/oregon-spirit-rolf-anton-krueger-eric-andre-show

In this episode we speak on rackets, how sad of a person you'd have to be to call the IRS on someone, and Delancey tells his first EMT story.

In this episode we speak on cowboy shit, bombs, finger muffing, and we hit you with this year's Halloween stories. ALSO, we're doing a giveaway. Share an episode and put the #SpitSessions tag in the caption for a chance to win an 8oz bottle of Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Castile soap and have a minty gooch. Winners must be in the US and have an actual delivery address. Get those PO Boxes out of here. Episode edited by: Brian Tepps

We're back with another one and we've got Kwazi with us! In this episode we do a lengthy Venom review (that ends at 33:29), Delancey shares a story that involves naked sword wielding, the Jason Van Dyke trial, and why you deserve all the bad things that happen to you if you drink La Croix. Intro/Outro: Dang! - Mac MIller feat. Anderson Paak https://soundcloud.com/larryfisherman/dang-feat-anderson-paak Edited by: Brian Tepps

In this episode Delancey tries to convince Reggie to run for mayor, and then we discuss why you shouldn't burn clothes while you're wearing them. Intro/Outro: Sofa King - https://soundcloud.com/danger-doom Edited by: Brian Tepps