Star Trek: Warp (Top) 10

What makes a great pilot episode? Action and drama? Yep. Shape-shifting green mutants? Sure, why not. Floating Prophet Chalices? Okay... I guess. Sporocystian Senior Citizens? ...What.

Transporter worms? Time-freezing bubbles?? Interdimensional Squid People??? Next Gen s6 is ridiculous. But we love it! Let's breakdown the top 10 episodes!

In a world of blind people, the cyclops is king. On a planet of all women, Phil and Bomber have no idea what to do. Also: snowballs! Next stop on Bomber's Trek is Angel One. Buckle up.

Data has a brother? Data has an off-switch?? Bomber mentioned The Dukes of Hazard again??? Strap in for another Bomber's Trek!

Ensign Ro?! A nice Borg?! Video game orgasms?! Yep. Phil breaks down his top 10 episodes from TNG season 5!

It was Bomber’s first brush with Dixon Hill, and Phil rode shotgun while they tailed Captain Picard into the holodeck’s mean streets. The dames were dangerous, the gumshoes were green, and the safety protocols were shakier than a drunk at last call. It was "The Big Goodbye".

Check out our new episode starring Phil Rizzo as "Podcast Person" and Brian Parks as "Guy Who Also Does a Podcast." Yep it's top 10 Main Characters. Who is the best Trek character of all time? Worf? Kirk? Mayweather? Okay probably not Mayweather but we still love you, Travis.

What do you get when you combine a nude wedding, a talking head, a diseased ship, and a guy named teabag? A weird freakin' episode. Bomber's Trek continues with Haven.

Join Bomber and Phil as they examine the "masterpiece" that is Hide and Q. Our own Luke Boyle gazes upon this Homeric epic with reverence, for he "[h]as never seen its equal, but only seen its lack of praise as a sign that the world over has abandoned reason and embraced madness." Let's... see what Bomber thinks of it.

In our latest epsiode, Phil wakes up 16 years in the future and his only memory are his top 10 episodes from Next Gen season 4. Check them ou--wait a sec, Minuet!?

The world of Star Trek -- and of popular culture in general -- lost a great last month with the passing of Peter David. He had a huge impact on the Star Trek universe and on me personally. This top 10 is dedicated to all that made Peter David a wonderful Star Trek creator, author, and fan. Rest in peace.

How do you stop the Picard Maneuver? You can't Ferengi! All you can do is give the captain a headache with a glowing volleyball.

In this exciting Bomber's Trek episode, the boys discuss scantily clad people, the finer points of justice, and why pretty flowers could kill us all.

In this latest installment of Bomber's Trek, Phil confuses matter with energy and good podcasting with unintelligible garbage. Meanwhile, Brian doesn't believe Snakes and Dog-Cats will ever get along.

The Warp (top) 10 is back with Data Episodes! It's going to be great, amazing, wonderful, fantastic, stupendous, outstanding, super, tremendous... DATA!!

If Bomber traveled to a place where reality, space, matter and thought were interchangable, we would all be living in a world of Looney Tunes and perpetual debauchery. That's right, we're talking about Where No One Has Gone Before. The next stop on Bomber's Trek!

Bomber's Trek continues as he discovers The Last Outpost and the Ferengi! Rule of Aquisition #316: Never trust a 600,000 year old wizard who can move planets.

Does Bomber have a Code of Honor? Let's find out as he breaks down one of the WORST episodes in Next Gen history.

It is with a bittersweet sentiment that we break down the top 10 Lower Decks episodes. We can't believe this amazing show is over! Will it get a revival? Does Starbase 80 have a corn dog vendor? The answer to both is... Koala, we hope so. Warp me! #cerritosstrong

War! The Republic is crumbling under the ruthless Sith Lord, Count-- wait. Sorry. Wrong franchise. War! It's the top 10 Dominion War episodes and you will listen now. It is the order of things.

Lower Decker Brian Parks is feeling the intoxicating effects of his Trek journey. I think he needs The Naked...NOW!

Acting Ensign Brian Parks has finally boarded NCC-1701-D and his journey is about to begin. We discuss Bombers impressions of Encounter at Farpoint and how World War III is only a few short years away.

Phil tries to narrow down one of the greatest seasons of sci-fi ever to a top 10. Then he tries to figure out why Captain Picard is acting so weird and why Guinan is able to sense when he switches shampoos.

Brian and Phil get Looney with Trek Toons and break down their top ten Animated Series eps! So break out your anvil, umbrella, and catapult. It's about to get Trek Toony!

Clarence Darrow. Johnny Cochrane. Dan Fielding. William Riker? Yep. It's the top 10 courtroom style episodes. Listening counts as time served!

Next Gen season 2! What can I say? I love the ep when Counselor Troi unexpectedly gave birth to Nagilum just as the Enterprise was malfunctioning due to a sticker bush that pricked Riker. The obvious solution was to take off Data's arm and travel to 19th century London to find Doctor Pulaski's hair follicle inside a plate of Gagh. Guinan learns hockey.

70,000 light years away, Phil and Brian try to bring the top 10 Voyager episodes back home to the Alpha Quadrant. Grab your bio-neural gel packs and listen!

Who is the King of Sick Bay? The Queen of the Bio-Bed? The "Jack" of "Crusher"? Take 2 CCs of hyronalin and check out our top 10 Trek doctors! Damn it Jim, I'm a... nevermind

Rule of Acquisition #223: There's no profit in podcasting. We're back anyway. Season 4 kicks off with our top ten Quark episodes. Grab a bowl of tube grubs and get them 'lobes ready for a good listen!

Next Generation, Season One. Are there 10 great episodes there? Of course! You obtuse pieces of flotsam.

Bold? Check. Commanding? Check. Trexy? Check. We've got your top ten Trek Captains. Make it fly engage speed!

How do you find 10 bad episodes on a show that is so good? We gave it a shot. Check out the 10 worst Next Generation episodes and help me answer the question: Who the hell am I to criticize ANYTHING!?

We are back with another epsiode and if you thought you hated me before, just wait! I completely forgot La'an. LA'AN!! And oh yeah, #4 may end me.

Do Kirk and Spock have the greatest friendship in all of Trekdom? Maybe it's Giordi and Data? Worf and... Rom? Archer and Water Polo? OK yeah duh of course it's Kirk and Spock BUT WHO IS #4??????

As the imminent premiere of Picard season 3 threatens to swell their duritanium hearts to the point of failure, Luke reunites with Phil to lay out their all-time top ten Jean-Luc Picard episodes. Bomber provides an all-too expected steady stream of mocking laughter as two grown men shed tears of joy. En-freakin-gage!!!

In this tastefully sexy episode, the boys discuss the hottest and most beautiful Trek women in the galaxy. Surprisingly, they do it with class and respect. Such deeds will be immortalized in Klingon song!

"Computer, create a holodeck character capable of defeating Phil and Bomber." < Computer creates a small depressed squirrel > Phil and Bomber are defeated. Unfortunately, broken spirits CAN exist outside of the holodeck.

We’re back! Bomber and I were kidnapped by Romulans while en route to Pacifica. You know, the alien planet named after after an Earth ocean for some reason? So anyway, those damn Romulans... Just, always abducting people trying to go on vacation. Truly crazy villains… How crazy?? Well, listen now to our top ten Trek villains episode to find out! It will be a hoo— I MUST KILL CHIEF O’BRIEN

Who is the greatest Trektor (Trek actor) of all time? That's right, it's our very own Brian "Bomber" Parks -- for pretending he isn't in love with Star Trek! Hey Bomber, warp me!

Bomber is back as the boys cram their top ten Trek movie moments into your ear gap(s). At the 42 minute mark, Phil crushes Bomber's skull with his bare hands for quoting George Lucas!

"Counselor" Troy Leonard is back! He and Phil bang out their top ten Star Trek Boston memories. Phil compares Wolf 359 to the Boston Tea Party as Troy patiently explains why Phil should not have a podcast.

In this wormhole opening pod, Phil asked the Prophets to help break down the top ten DS9 episodes. They called me "The Rizzo" and said I was aggressive and adversarial. Screw that!! I WAS NOT!!!!

Get ready to be phasered right in the feels! In this episode, Phil breaks down his top ten Trek moments that made him cry even harder than Geordi did on his last date!

Which season of Trek TV is the best? Listen to the latest ep and find out! Numbers 1-7 won't surprise you but OMG number 8?! I can't even.

In this warp core breaching episode, Phil lays out his top ten recurring characters. What caused the warp core to breach...? Probably his exclusion of that binar-created, jazz-loving pile of photons, Minuet! Come get me, Alpha Quadrant.

In the galactic season two premiere, Phil owns up to a giant gaff (Mike McMahan we are SO SORRY) and in the process, ruins what could have been a "growing friendship attraction."

We pull out all stops in this laff-riot season finale episode. With the help of special guest Brian "Bomber" Parks, we list the best Star Trek parodies! Also... get a life, will you people?!

The one where Luke and Phil provide expert and deep analysis of episode titles that they think sound really cool. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The one you've been waiting eons for is here: The Q episode! Find out how little we all matter now. Now!

Did Bones really hate the transporter because he KNEW he would die every time he used it? Can a food replicator really get a McDLT right? All that AND MORE in our latest episode!