STFU & Listen!

Lookout people, we get KINKY on this week's episode ( .)( .)

Intro is a banger this week, I found all my effects plugins so expect more; also just to clarify, I WOULD have anal sex with Claude so its not a sin.

I swear we don't hate immigrants, they're just way too easy to make fun of

Trigger Warning : J.D. Vance

May Okeechobee live forever...

There's a lot of dick talk, also Ghandi was a lawyer????

We BOTH had to cut out names of stuff we weren't supposed to say, and you'll never know what was taken from you.

Also there's some fun stuff in there, too.

Sry 4 tha Awdio Ishuws :( Be ready, we get existential in the second half

Boy howdy, there sure is a lot to talk about with this Epstein guy!

Enjoy this one, next episode is a lot less cheery

America is the land of piss and cum, have fun with this episode cause the next one is not gonna make you fel good

AmeriCum wherre you wanto

America is a place wher you can be cum

For the new year I'm gonna fucking kill myself

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Wow! 10 Episodes! What a milestone, I'm so happy to have all of you here. When my step dad was teaching me how to be a man I knew that my place in this world was to bend over and please others, but by golly I didn't know I could feel so good doing it! Being a podcaster has been such a fun experience, and while only been 2 months, I can already tell I love the sound of my own voice and I can't wait to force all of you lovely people to listen to my crackpot septum ring theory ideas. If it wasn't for the internet, I'd either be dead or unmolested, and where is the fun in either of those; so from the bottom of my heart thank you for letting me have a space to be a problem. Expect more episodes! I W I L L N E V E R S T O P.

We talk about miners this episode.

This episode is a ruckus of a time dude

ITS CHRISTMAS (We did not record this during Christmas) AND ITS TIME FOR GIFT GIVING. Here's our gift to you :)

Nobody better take my Sundance movie idea before I copyright it I stg

What's more dangerous for America, bad drivers or perverted furries? I'm actually taking a driving school rn for the court, and this guy is weird af talking about how he knows me and asking how many breaths I take a minute. I dunno, its chill, I haven't slept yet lol

We talk about horror stories at music festivals, plus some other bull.

The first half is scuffed but I fixed it the best I could (It's Barry Cuda btw), just STFU and listen like the show says.

On this week's episode I force John to hear about Maggot Girl, and other such horrifying stories of internet debauchery.

It's the first episode, we talk about bad movies and good jews.