Stories With A Marine Corps Dad

They smooshed his family. He smooshed their lives. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Are they all so evil? We may never know. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Cleveland knows what it did. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Guys, I might be running out of ideas.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

My dude, what doest thou?Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Huh? Plagiarism? What? Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

The vengeance of introverts is taken in this sordid tale.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

I mean, what kind of crack am I on?Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

And his kinda faithful steed until another job opportunity shows up, Bony Nag.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

The grass ees no greener. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

My thirdborn is becoming quite prolific. This is her third published work at four years old. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

This one's for the bros. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Nothing like this has ever been published, ever. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Tough as leather, until that one day... Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

He blew in from out of town. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

The SWAMCD adaptation. Not official. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

It's a tale of ups and downs. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll pee. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

How lizards and cream cheese saved Christmas. Honest. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

They got no teeth. They got no gums. But they gonna num num num.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Stealers never prosper. Because of dinosaurs.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Bullying never pays off.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

My legacy as a storyteller passes on. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Walking around like regular people.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

This won't end well.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

His day has come. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Let this be a lesson to you all...Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Everyone has a job. Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Every dad knows this story already.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Beware that which you do not understand.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

It's fight or flight in the Antarctic. Unluckily for the predators, this bird is flightless.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Some of us are here for a long time. Others, for a good time. This gecko had neither.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

A real tear-jerker.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Darkness walks the earth.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Every mom knows this story by heart.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

It'll be a hit.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Classic horror.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

A cautionary tale for us all.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

How did you think they were invented?Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

They never quit. Ever.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Plenty of fish in the sea. Just not any like this one.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Based on a true story.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Does whatever a spidermunk does.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

It's a problem.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Buuuuuugs...Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Every dad knows this fear.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Vhen ze ants pick a fight viss ze Germans...Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

The hero we need, and probably the one we deserve.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

A tale of woe.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

Pride cometh before a mow.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/

God bless America.Check out Jon's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/jonshuerger and his author website at https://creativegrumbles.com. Support the showSupport Jon in his mission to bring great stories to our kids at https://www.patreon.com/c/jonshuerger, and check out his adult fiction books at https://jonathanshuerger.com/