Sweep the Pod, Johnny! A Cobra Kai recap podcast

The season one finale has it all. Booze! Drugs! Pornography! Poor sportsmanship! Woke mind virus! Three-point kicks, one-point kicks! Kicks that don't count! Karate! Not-Karate! Who will win enough arbitrary points to take home the All Valley House Cup and be declared Karate Prefect? You don't know? This show came out in 2018...

They’re not so different, Daniel and Johnny. By the end of this episode they become even more not as different than they previously weren’t.TTB: 16:59Bully Rating: 2.5

Two dojos, both unalike in dignity (one boils hot pockets, the other buys potato salad), In fair Reseda where we lay our scene. In episode 8 we watch both dojos get some nature-based karate training involving trees and viral infections, while Daniel experiences the brutal nightmare of having a family. Also Ashley doesn't know who the good guy in Karate Kid was.Our hosts also discuss Karate Kid’s spiritual prequel, Rocky (1976), aka Karate Kid Zero.Body Count: 1 Pontiac Firebird, and also Hawk, probably (look, we want to be optimistic but let's face it, he's a dead bird walking)TTB: 0.09!!! Bully Rating: 3 (they signed a waiver)

It's a real after-school-special of an episode when Mister Lawrence takes his stinky briefcase to learn how a karate bill becomes a karate law. Robbie the Beautiful Karate Baby learns a tough lesson about peer pressure, and Sam gets violent with Miguel down at the Golf N’ All-O-That or whatever it's called.Time to Beers (TTB): 04:11Bully Rating: 0.5/5

Anyone want to do some karate? Karate anyone? Anyone? Karate? Hey, who's up for some karate? Karate train, leaving the station (choo choo). Hey, karate time, first round is on me! Hey, did I hear you say karate? No? Karate people in the house raise those hands! Karate? With me? Anyone? Karate.Time to Beers (TTB): 18:44Bully Rating: 3.5 out of 5

Danny Larusso's NIMBY phase.Time to Beers (TTB): N/ABully Rating: 1.75 out of 5

Cobra Kai almost dies.Time to Beers (TTB): 2:20Bully Rating: 2 out of 5

Kicks get chicks.Time to Beers (TTB): 8:37Bully Rating: 4.5 out of 5

In the strip mall, where dreams come true and anything, ANYTHING is possible, Johnny begins to mold impressionable young Miguel into a warrior. Also Danny demonstrates the art of Bougie-do.Covers season 1, episode 2, "Strike First."Time to Beers (TTB):Bully Rating: 1.5 out of 5

Karate is the most powerful force in the universe. But does it have the power to ruin one man's life? We join Johnny Lawrence as he starts his karate redemption journey by fighting some children. Covers season 1 episode 1, "Ace Degenerate."Time to Beers (TTB): 2:38Bully Rating: 2 out of 5