Tales from the Counter

Kate flakes,  Matt's racist dad's fathers day, Zootz Reunion,  Friending parents on facebook. Even Male Baboons get stuck in the Friend Zone, Kate bans customer for life, Man gives genital air,  email: [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com , facebook http://www.facebook.com/talesfromthecounter

We all believe in money, We cook and eat Cincinnati chili, Kate's High School Stalker writes a story, more internet dating stories,  Our Friend BJ tried to call in, Men prefer average shaped women, Possible new name for our show, Marriage will make you fat, email: [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com , facebook http://www.facebook.com/talesfromthecounter

Kate tells first person story about Chad Gurney, Kate's Management style,  Kate's Childhood Haiku, Matt's Craigslist faux pas, Kate's relationship woes, Beefcakes get more sex, email: [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter  talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

Coffee in a Can, Spite, Peeing standing up, Tans are good for you, email: [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter  talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

We have a Guest Jacob Khan a dating coach for David Wygant, https://www.davidwygant.com,  email: [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter  talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

We think it is episode 81 but it is episode 82, Kate doesn't hate Karen, Smart Women have better Sex, John Stossel hates free health care for Old People,   Robo Calls, I create therefore I Drink, email: [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter  talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

Kate is playing with Matt's Kindle, Grant doesn't listen to the Show, Kate has a new nonprofit, Invincible Summer, Narcissism, Missing white girl syndrome,  Girl finds bonus present in Happy Meal, email: [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter  talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

Hippie Oreo Taste off, Iced Coffee Bongs, Torture Rant, Hello Kitty Beer, The sexes are equally promiscuous, Our favorite TV shows, email: [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter  talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

Matt's Birthday,  facebook relative slamdown, Conjugal harmony, Hooters Girls fight off  stalker, Bacon in a Can, I think therefore I tweet, email: [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter  talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

Godless Heathens, Drink turkey fat for Easter, Women's Cup Inflation, Weddings in Vegas, Sword Fighting, Worriers die early,  75 year old Porn Star, email: [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter  talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

Kate's High School Confidential, Partying Amish, Pride and Prejudice with ......Zombies http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347,  White Men Get Drunk, White Wine stains teeth, Dogs Look like their Owners, email: [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter  talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

Frankin McManon calls in to talk about the Facebook maine party, Matt buys a harley,  Shopping linked to Menstrual Cycles, Women voting has caused the downfall of  the USA, Shawno has some new Music http://www.hypernonsense.com email: [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter  talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

Sex Chat lines, Facebook Maine party,  Behind the Music is Back, Millionaire matchmaker, Battlestar Galactica  Spoiler Alerts,  Are Aliens blasting up with lasers,  Student Supended for Farting, More http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com, [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter  talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

Matt tells stories about St. Patties day that took place in Ancient History, Kate performs a drunken rescue, Kate goes to Trader Joe's, Junk Food not cool in School, New England is Unchurched, Xenu is true, Horoscopes are Bunk. [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter  talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

Matt is recording from Atlanta, Liza is jealous of the show, Spreader outer on the Plane, Franklin is an Early Adopter,  http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com Kate disrespected a hockey puck, Permissive Parents, Matt's old school internet tales, new type of condom, [email protected]  voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com  myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter  talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

Kate uses lotion, Kate goes on the Micheal Phelps Diet, Kids afraid of food, NPR is boring, Are you a Racist? http://implicit.harvard.edu, Women selling eggs for cash, ShamWow vs Scienology, [email protected], voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

He man women haters club, Bosses are full of crap, Memory Eraser Pill, Idiot Savants,  What men want in a women,  Women are harder on each other. [email protected], voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

More Blood Types, We are live on Talk Shoe, Kate had a life coach, Kate's boyfriend demands Hot Dogs. Kate hates Cabbage, No Testosterone in Iceland, Compulsive Shopping, [email protected], voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter talkshoe: http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/25128

Kate is Back, Our life recapped, Job Interviews, Gut Trusting,Jessica Simpson, Having your own Reality,  Where's the Beef, Chinese Buffet, Andrew Zimmern-Meat Raffle, Ventroquism. email: [email protected], voicemail-207-221-2679, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter

Matt screws up the intro..again, Liz has her voice, Dream anaylsis, Childhood Shopping Memories, Hair Cuts for Men, Most Girl Scout Cookies Sold, Solar Powered Underwear, Drinking to Hook up, email: [email protected], voicemail: 207-221-2679, myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, blog: http://www.talefromthecounter.com the music from this is brought to you by the podsafe music network music.podshow.com

Forgetting names, Teaching wizardry, platonic roommates, Binge Drinking College Kids, Women's voices when fertile, Wine is in your head, Voicemail:207-221-2679 email: [email protected] myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com This music on the show was brought to you by the podsafe music network music.podshow.com

Adam Sandler, Battlestar Galactica, VCR's, Sober Old Port, Texting and E-mail, Buy Liz a MacBook Air, Talk sweet nothings in the proper ear,Matt screws up the stuff,  Voicemail:207-221-2679, email: [email protected], Blog:http://www.talesfromthecounter.com, myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, the music from the show is from the podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Wasy returns, plugs new venture http://www.rentmylobstertrap.com, wasy tells lobster tales, matt's old school internet tales, adderrall diet pills, Shout out to Shawno, Voice Mail:207-221-2679,email [email protected]. Blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com, myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, the music on the this show is brought to you by the podsafe music network, http://music.podshow.com.

Wasy the Lobsterman is our guest, Cougars, Craigslist Prank, Fratenities and Sororities, Texting and IQ, Tipping Euros, Email:[email protected], Voicemail:207-221-2679, myspace: http://www.myspace.com, Blog:http://www.talesfromthecounter.com, the music from this show is brought to you by the podsafe music network at music.podshow.com.

We are back, Matt wrecks new car, Barack Obama and Talk Radio, Elliot Spitzer and the animal kingdom, Depressed women have more Sex, What Cars Say about You, Voicemail:207-221-2679, email:[email protected], myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, blog:www.talesfromthecounter.com, The music on this show was brought to you by music.podshow.com the podsafe music network.

Matt's resturaunt rant, Psychopathic VoiceMail http://www.myspace.com/drunkdouchebag, Healthy Reasons to Drink Coffee, and More, Voice Mail:207-221-2679,email [email protected]. Blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com, myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, the music on the this show is brought to you by the podsafe music network, http://music.podshow.com.

Crappy Weather, Liz gets drunk in Boothbay Harbor, Matt gets a new car, Liz is a texter, Amsterdam turns off the Red light, Secret Societies, Voice Mail:207-221-2679,email [email protected],Blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com, myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, the music on the this show is brought to you by the podsafe music network, http://music.podshow.com.

Political Conventions boon for sex industry, Liz lusts after the MacBook Air, Healthy People use more health care, Bad customer service, High Heels boost sex life, Fat people in resturaunts are illegal in Mississippi, Cookie eating thief,Voice Mail:207-221-2679,email [email protected],Blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com, myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, the music on the this show is brought to you by the podsafe music network, http://music.podshow.com.

Brittany Spears is a Cash Cow, Montel Williams smacks down Fox, Super Bowl Snacks, Double Dipping, Toliet Paper Conspiracy, and More, Voice Mail:207-221-2679,email [email protected],Blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com, myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, the music on the this show is brought to you by the podsafe music network, http://music.podshow.com,

Welcome our new Co-Host Liz,Pet Human gets kicked off of bus, Wall Drug,Hairy Man tries to find love, History of Hysteria, The Church of the Jedi, and more. Voice Mail : 207-221-2679, email [email protected], Blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com, myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, the music on the this show is brought to you by the podsafe music network, http://music.podshow.com,

Karen is in KY and Parties with RV conventioneers, Kidnapping Satan Worshippers, Wrestling Slave Ring, Indian Female Furies, Voice Mail : 207-221-2679, email [email protected], Blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com, myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, the music on the this show is brought to you by the podsafe music network, music.podshow.com,

Belated thanksgiving show, Matt is in Seekonk, we went Christmas shopping, Matt buys a Mac, The dog snores, MC Hammer's Dance Jam, Your name is your fate, DNA by Race, Man wins lottery behind wife's back, Voice Mail: 207-221-2679, email: [email protected], myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com.

Karen tries on Headphones, Dog the Bounty Hunter, wrestling, giving blood, all out mayhem, writers strike, Hovering is good, Dying people are happier, Karen tells stories about France, Men pick women for looks, Economists weigh in on the mating game, sexy walk just a tease, and more. Voicemail:207-221-2679, email: [email protected], myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthcounter blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com, the music from the show is brought to you by The Podsafe Music Network at http://music.podshow.com.

Karen is in Maine,Karen has Dinner with Bebe Buell, Karen tells more celeb stories, Matt has stupid dream about Jerry Seinfeld, Matt Hates the Post Office, Man makes robber clean house, Japanese Dress like Vending Machines, Larry David helps the Mentally Ill,Money Doesn't Buy Happiness, and more, Voice Mail:207-221-2679, Email:[email protected], Leave a comment at www.talesfromthecounter.com, myspace:http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, the music on this show is brought to you by the podsafe music network, music.podshow.com.

This is the first show in a while, Karen tells tales from South Africa, new tv season, women are less happy than men,Femiminists have happier relationships, and more. Voice Mail:207-221-2679, email:[email protected], blog:www.talesfromthecounter.com, myspace at www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, the music on this show is brought to you by the podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com.

Karen is at an undisclosed location in the Himalayas, Russian Sex Day, Beastiality, eye tattoos, and more.Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

50th Show, Karen is in Dallas, Nudie and the Bat Master, Snack Food News, and more.Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Guys chase tail, Women chase $$$, Gaydar, Drinking Kids, Scientology on Trial, and more, email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Karen is the interim co-host, we are recording from her house in Seeconk  MA, Matt's Motorcycle Trip, Old School Cycles, Americans enjoy their work, Library on the moon, 5 year old driver, 100 year old smokes cigarette, and more.Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Funerals, Fourth of July, Survivalist Island, Glamping, Men talk too much, Bird Beater, Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Cash or Prizes, Speed equals small unit, Old Man punching pickpocket, 99 cent wedding, Funerals, Early 90's songs, Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Kate's Splinterectomy, Inappropriate Coffee Talk, Emo Haircuts, Cognitive Dissonance, Sippie Cup, Short People, We take a Zombie Quiz: http://mingle2.com/zombie-quiz, Girls who pick Daddy, Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Kate gives a free show, Extreme Barista, Short bursts of Caffeine, Hillary Clinton wears make up, Guyliner, Dumb laws,  Matt's crazy condo rules, We need an intern to wash our cars, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan,Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

We are recording on locations at Rosie's, Motorcycle rides; Rosie's is one of esquire's best bars in America, Kate is getting a bike for graduation, Speed Racer Movie, Superheroes, Sleep with a Politician for Million Dollars, Jerry Falwell,  Price is  Right, Forgetting is Good,  Liquid Blue, Kate gets drunk and eats cereal, Save-a-Lot, Matt eats everything, email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Mr. Thumbs, Kate's Graduation Party, Kate's dad is opening for Foreigner July 29 http://www.myspace.com/stevebrown Lindsey Lohan,  Snorting up Red Bull,  The world is Kate's,  Kate is Broke, Send us Money, Stalking the Pole Vaulting Teen, Book Burning, Kate's Car, Matt looks for a Bike. Matt's Personal Growth Leave, Kate Wins the Lottery, Kate moves out of her old place, Meat Loaf Club, Poop Coffee, Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com 

We are on location at the armory, Matt is trying to pawn off his bike on the listeners,  Finger Length and math scores, Send in your finger length ratio, Healthy Gamblers ride handicap scooters,  Kate abuses the handicapped,  Kate is distracted by the red soxs, Buffets,  Kate and Matt tells drinking stories, IQ, Rubbing against women is a good way to say hi,  Chinese Bus Drivers get a bonus for not beating up customers,  Satan burns baby in Microwave,  Creation Museum,  Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Kate's boyfriend Grant is our guest, Grant's job is to surf porn, Kate is not getting a BMW, Girl Cars, Divorce, Scientology,  Kate wants to be the next Ann Coulter, Jerry Falwell, Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Kate graduates and then goes shopping, Kate wears a pink sash, Matt goes to a conference, Paris Hilton will be a bad prisoner, Kate can be the next Paris, We discuss the i-man. Just like the rest of podcasting community, Angry faces are rewarding, Free tickets for rectal exam, Man dies while break dancing,  We want to visit our Chinese Fans, Wired for Morality,  Kate gets a new coffee job, Kate is a fashion model for a night,  Drinking beer with grandma, Kate gets presents,Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Matt has a funny voice, Kate's family listens to the show, Kate has not asked for her graduation party off, Portland doesn't eat as much fast food as the rest of the country, we say wicked good, Kate looks for a job at Whole Foods, Boy gets head stuck on head, Guy cuts off member, Performance Art, Kate is going to blow her tax return on booze, Smart doesn't mean rich, Soda Guy should have had a V-8, Colored Drink, Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

We are on location at the Armory, Matt's Birthday,  Kate gave her Presentation, Parental Bribery, Angry Soccer Mom, Wingwomen, Daddy or Sugar Daddy, Tiny Strippers, Kateâ??s best breakup story, Blowing off guys, Lesbian drag queens, L-Word Haircuts, Kate's dead bride photos on Myspace, Reality Shows, Old School Talk Shows, Power Outage Stories,  Secret Identities, Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com