Talky Talk

Ho, ho, ho, chomos. The boys are tuning up for Christmas with their favorite Bible character David and his famous smoky link. Plus, the legend of Pete Davidson grows, camels get beautiful with Botox, and everybody is chasing after that scrote. You don't want to miss the Talky Talk guys talk about privates in a very public way!

This episode is finely aged by one week for your listening pleasure. Hear all about the naughty kid apology tour in Pete's neighborhood, the official age limit on hickeys, striped toothpaste that defies the laws of physics, and indigenous health experts who aren't all that indigenous after all.

Get bricked up for this special Thanksgiving edition of Talky Talk where the boys confront Taylor Swift, attempt to solve the mysterious allure of Pete Davidson and Paul Rudd, introduce the world to the next big rapper Lil Sac, and pitch a movie about genital-tickling aliens. It's what Christopher Columbus (the vampire) would have wanted.

The boys celebrate their nifty fifty with talk of Coloradans gone wild, pooping your pants in space, and Papa John eating 800 pizzas in a stunning fall from grace. Plus, will this be the year Eric finally hooks up with Taylor Swift (in a romantic way)?

In Episode 49, we discover that Eric is Donald Trump's secret love child, decide to give Alec Baldwin a second shot, and reconnect with Cody Brody - everyone's favorite freeloading pothead. Plus, frozen poop falling from the sky, responsible parasites and Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos. What more could you ask for?

This episode gets wild and freaky right from the start. Taylor Swift gives Eric a major head rush, the boys are paid a visit by the former Wizard of New Zealand, we learn about Humpty Dumptruck the quadriplegic stripper, and Eric and Pete get funky with their own rendition of Ms. Jackson by Outkast. 

The besties are back with a new episode about violent toddlers, nutty squirrels and worshipping Nicholas Cage. Plus, watch for special appearances by surfer boy Cody Brody and the very shady Kevin Keith Kensington.

Things get hot and spicy on this latest episode. The boys discuss naked golf cart drivers, the old Memphis Dry Rub, the very steamy Martha Stewart and finish things up with a too-hot-to-handle duet of "I'll Make Love to You," as belted out by Quentin and Eric. Get ready for that cold shower, ladies and gentlemen!

The boys show off their sophomoric sense of humor, joking about poop, poop and more poop. Plus, we dial up Eric's brother Jo Jo the Land Wizard and get to the bottom of McDonald's mysteries related to Grimace and the perpetually broken ice cream machines.

Having cured worldwide racism, the Talky Talk boys turn their attention to Eric's good looks, redneck lottery winners, tickling dead people, and the most cutthroat corporate titan of all time. Plus, Pete and Quentin belt out the hit Oasis track Wonderwall in a duet you won't want to miss!

The boys have a realization they may have a fast food addiction. NASCAR butt cracks and alcoholic Mountain Dew. Horny snakes and the end of racism. Yep. We are confused, too!

President Obama throws a house party that gets a little too turnt up. We discover Eric is a true psychopath. And, the podcast closes with a rousing and soulful a cappella rendition of "Just the Two of Us." Do you have what it takes to ride the emotional roller coaster that is Talky Talk? 

Easily the most disturbing episode in Talky Talk history, the boys address cremation, human pie ingredients, ethical dilemmas gone wrong and clubbing baby seals. Does this prove you can find humor in just about any subject? And stay tuned for the debut of two new segments - Post-Game Interview and Duet!

In their 40th and perhaps most annoying podcast yet, the Talky Talk boys sing the alphabet song together and debate the correct pronunciation of Worcestershire sauce. If that doesn't make you stop listening, you will be rewarded with aliens on the lam, and surprise visits from Chuck Scraggles and our old devilish friend Lukifer.

Popeyes new chicken nuggets, mac and cheese ice cream, and chilled mucus as the new cure for COVID. The Talky Talk boys leave no weird stone unturned in their latest podcast. And don't miss Quentin selling sunglasses to a blind man like his job depends on it. 

Warning: This episode contains male and female electrical parts and two-handed flip-offs and may not be suitable for children under the age of nine - the new drinking age as decided by the Talky Talk boys. Other hot topics include aged Trump Steaks, locking up the oldies and the craziest episode of Antiques Roadshow you ever did see. #FreeBillCosby 

In a special tushy-themed edition of Talky Talk, the boys take a back seat to no one. No ifs, ands or buts about it. We learn about the Church of Sleepiness from our new bro Cody Brody. We also hear a compelling and emotional appeal to eliminate the color yellow from the world. Oh yeah, Happy Independence Day. Thank you, Will Smith, for our freedom! #WeWillNeverForget

There is gobbledygook galore in this latest episode of Talky Talk. The boys cover a wide range of important topics, including the McAfee conspiracy, diarrhea on airplanes, Slim Jim inspectors, a Gen Z lingo tutorial and an update of Eric's dating life.

After a year and half hiatus, the boys reunite in a special edition of Talky Talk. Now an adult, Eric resumes his quest for a girlfriend. The fellas scientifically track down the origins of COVID-19 and touch on some other relevant topics like flat earth, BLM and life on Mars.

It wouldn’t be Talky Talk without a little fast food dialogue and celebrity cage match action. Dig in to Episode 34!

After a loooong hiatus, the boys return with some serious laughs. Eric learns to talk, Pete spits some bars and the guys take on the Cockfighting Hall of Fame.

The boyz have beef when Q and Eric fail to buy Pete an MLK Day present. Episode 32 is full of surprises, like Nicholas Cage Oscar talk, shaming the captain of the Titanic and teaching Eric about this little-known musician named Beyoncé.

The guys ponder a world where math is outlawed and there’s no one to count on. They also tackle big topics, like a potential Rock & Roll Hall of Fame cage match and using macaws to cover up murders.

The boyz kick off the New Year with some banter about the Pope, World War III and shadow governments. Check it out!

The fellas shoot their shot in Episode 29, leaving nothing in the tank as we close out the last podcast of the year. We learn about Eric’s quiet but heroic tendencies, and Quentin plays a blind bus driver fighting to keep his job.

Ho Ho Ho! In a special Christmas edition of Talky Talk, the fellas chat about tilted toilets, chatty mimes and Pat Sajak’s guts - all of Santa’s faves!

What do brain-eating amoebas, Nick Cannon, Eggos and superstition all have in common? They are part of Episode 27 - check it out!

Eric invites the world to check out the podcast, and the fellas cover a wide range of topics, including candle day, faking your own death, baboon transition surgery and huggermuggers - there’s something for everyone!

Plot twists abound in the 25th installment of Talky Talk. The fellas act out a drug bust and get a special visit from the Dark Lord himself, Luke-ifer.

We’ll make no fauxpologies for this special Turkey Day edition of Talky Talk. The guys pick their ideal dinner guests and learn some new vocab in the latest installment of Urban Dictionary Challenge.

In the GOAT of all Talky Talk podcasts, the guys drop 80’s slang, debate the merits of burning books and bras, and speculate on Joel Osteen’s future in the hip hop industry.

In Episode Double Deuces, the guys talk about their favorite cat expressions, murder at Popeye’s Chicken, and whether Betty White will outlive Clint Eastwood.

The fellas exercise an abundance of bad taste and poor decorum on this latest episode, making the case for cannibalism, farting at church and stealing breast milk from babies. You definitely shouldn’t listen to this podcast.

In this special Halloween edition of Talky Talk, the fellas talk scary monsters, popular Halloween costumes and near-death coughing spells. Plus, Pete interviews his two neffs from Florida!

In this latest episode, Eric makes his best case for polygamy, Q spreads religion and Pete focuses on keeping it gooch.

In Episode 18, the boys air their grievances about hemorrhoids, white guys named Chad and post-pubescent trick-or-treaters.

In the edgiest episode of Talky Talk yet, the guys share their stripper names and decide when the babies must be eaten in order to save the planet.

The fellas cover movies galore and identify their celebrity doppelgängers on this latest episode of Talky Talk.

The boys descend into potty talk in this week’s episode, much to Eric’s dismay. And, the guys take sides in the age-old debate between the Bloods and Crips.

Pete shares his disgust for fellow airline travelers, and the boys dish dirt on current events, including the Jenner girls and the three-eyed iPhone 11.

Lucky Episode 13 conjures up the Best Buy Antichrist and tackles Post Malone’s hygiene issues and new hit album. Plus, Eric makes homemade cookies and learns about the 21 levels of becoming a master chef.

Talky Talk gains a new co-host in this latest episode. And, the boys chit-chat about hurricanes, chicken sandwich wars and all things pumpkin spice.

Special guest Quentin Allen joins Pete and Eric for their latest pod. In this episode, the fellas start their own boy band and referee the ongoing feud between Popeyes and Chick-fil-A.

In the latest hebdomadal podcast, the boys discuss going back to school, angry McDonald’s customers, death metal, and Pete makes an impassioned 30-second plea to the entire world to find a girlfriend for Eric.

On this episode, Eric convinces Pete the moon is fake. The boys also cover a wide range of hard-hitting topics, including sudden onset GI problems, 3 a.m. headbutts and getting kicked in the privates by Jackie Chan.

The boys talk crazy headlines, 5G genocide, learn some new words, learn why Eric is wearing all orange and what to do when co-workers trim their toenails at work.

Pete recounts a near-death experience, Eric dishes on his love-hate relationship with McDonald’s, White Castle becomes the future home of Eric’s ashes and the fellas are struck with a nasty case of déjà vu.

Eric’s Imminent Death at Area 51 & 6-Hour Energy • Helen Keller Blind & Donut Comas • Openly Nosegay & Wrath of the Z-Rex

Chuck Norris Storms Area 51 & Fast Food Lightning Round • Dirty Pool & The Tornado Kid • Golden Girls Pucker Up, Bumfuzzle the Rapper & Hooked on CTC

Will Smith Saves the Day and Spidey Spoiler for Pete’s Sake • Bad Advice, Churlish Behavior and WWJD Fails Us All • Not-So-Smart Grandma, Foot Sanitizer & Eric Gets a Mansion