Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond dive into one of the most chaotic and disgusting listener-story episodes yet. From horrifying bathroom confessions and toxic relationships to raw meat “health” influencers and shocking childhood revelations, this episode spirals fast. The girls react to listener submissions about friendship betrayal, disturbing hookups, carnivore culture, abusive relationships, family secrets, and absolute public menaces. If you love dark humor, unfiltered comedy podcasts, chaotic storytimes, and wildly inappropriate conversations, this episode of Tea Time is for you. 🎤 New prompt for listeners: Vent, tell us whats going on! Submit your stories anonymously: [email protected] If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Grab tickets to Harper's Shows! https://harperrosed.live/ Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:11:05 Ryan Gosling? 00:12:31 STORY - The Saga of the Poops 00:27:53 STORY - The Reverse Blumpk 00:36:59 STORY - Fermenting Meat 00:42:43 STORY - Uncle Shane 00:46:49 STORY - A little too aggressive 00:53:51 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #ListenerStories #TeaTimePodcast #DarkHumor #StorytimePodcast #ChaoticEnergy #RelationshipDrama #InternetCulture #ComedyClips #PodcastHumor #Unhinged #ToxicRelationships #FunnyStories #GabbyLamb #HarperRoseDrummond Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What happens when you grow up in a completely chaotic household? In this episode of Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we dive into wild, unfiltered, and painfully funny stories about dysfunctional families, messy childhoods, and the kind of chaos you can only laugh about later. From naked households and late-night family “performances” to dark humor, sibling dynamics, and truly unhinged parenting moments—this episode is a mix of relatable comedy, absurd storytelling, and brutally honest reflections on growing up in chaos. We also get into: - Why chaotic childhoods create the best comedians - Embarrassing and outrageous personal experiences - Millennial/Gen Z humor and internet brain rot Drawing weird stuff as kids (yes, it gets unhinged) Screen time addiction, reels, and modern chaos If you love messy, relatable, no-filter storytelling and comedy that feels a little too real, this episode is for you. Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://ZocDoc.com/HONK 🎤 New prompt for listeners: What’s something someone told you that completely changed how you see them? Submit your stories anonymously: [email protected] Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:02:40 STORY - Mom vs The Housekeeper 00:15:01 STORY - C***Fish Mom 00:23:18 STORY - Hovel of Sin 00:43:10 Kirkification of the Internet 00:47:42 Back to the Hovel 00:51:07 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt #ComedyPodcast #FunnyStories #ChaoticHouseholds #FamilyDrama #RelatableHumor #DarkHumor #StorytimePodcast #UnfilteredPodcast #RealLifeStories #MessyLife #DysfunctionalFamily #MillennialHumor #GenZHumor #Oversharing #AwkwardMoments #TraumaHumor #SiblingChaos #WildParents #CandidConversations #NoFilter #PodcastClips #ViralPodcast #ComedyClips #Storytime #InternetCulture Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Tea Time, we’re diving headfirst into the mess: snooping. Phones, drawers, emails—nothing is off limits, and somehow it always ends in chaos. We’re sharing true stories about finding secrets you absolutely were not meant to see… and the emotional damage that follows. From hilarious relationship drama to deeply regrettable discoveries, these are the moments that prove: if you go looking for trouble, you will find it. Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:34 Gabby's Snooping Story 00:03:13 Harper's Snooping Story 00:04:29 Googling "How to break up" 00:05:54 Caught on text 00:07:19 Lee's Snooping Story 00:11:35 STORY - Snooping Through My Brother's Laptop 00:15:46 Are you watching Euphoria? 00:16:57 STORY - Snooping on Roommate 00:19:24 STORY - Snooping Seared Into My Brain 00:26:48 STORY - Snooping and Spying; Sad Dad Alert 00:37:17 STORY - Secret Stash 00:46:01 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt #ISnooped #SnoopingStories #RegretEverything #RelatableHumor #StorytimePodcast #ComedyPodcast #SecretsRevealed #CaughtSnooping #Storytime #DramaStories #RelationshipDrama #TextMessages #Secrets #DontSnoop #CuriosityGoneWrong #RealLifeStories #EmbarrassingMoments #ChaoticEnergy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode the honks read listener submitted stories on lies. Lee gets hit on by a listener, 2 gay cousins and a poop eating rumor, a teenage pregnancy and abusive parents, a decade long relationship with a fake doctor and so much more! Enjoy! Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:54 What constitutes a lie? 00:07:25 Getting Caught in the Lie 00:13:34 STORY - "Lies I've Told" (Starting off HOT!) 00:23:45 STORY - "At 16 My Mom Tried to Force..." 00:38:43 STORY - Thought My Ex Was A Doctor 00:55:04 Dates and Plugs 00:57:07 STORY - "Lying about Vaccines" 01:09:50 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks are joined by comedian and c*m eater, Matt LeGrande. They read listener submitted stories on embarassing moments. Matt getting wiped, Gabby’s hand me down underwear, a girl who can’t stop farting, a boyfriend scaring his girlfriends mom, getting fingered by a man with sharp nails, hiding poopy underwear under the bed and SO much more. Enjoy! Follow Matt - https://www.instagram.com/mattelgrande/ Check out his pod - https://www.instagram.com/ongodthepod/ Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://ZocDoc.com/HONK Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamcharity.org.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/fromnadawithlove_/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome Matt LeGrande! 00:00:51 Is it Embarrassing or Cringe? 00:03:37 #notmycalvins 00:04:51 Butt Braille 00:08:11 This is what's embarrassing 00:10:17 Go Watch On God - Matt's Podcast 00:12:19 Gabby's Brothers 00:14:14 Got a little messy 00:19:49 Read the script! 00:23:29 STORY - Embarrassing Gassy Memory 00:29:03 STORY - Cringe Submission 00:34:32 Gabby's Skid Marks 00:37:45 Mommy and Me 00:43:56 Matt Got Scammed 00:49:57 STORY - Paralyzed with Embarrassment and Shame 00:52:36 STORY - Haunted Virginity Loss 00:58:27 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on unplanned / nightmare pregnancies. Doctors not knowing anything, high risk pregnancies, a fetus scratching a cervix with his toes, being fisted by doctors during birth, almost dying during child birth, a teenage pregnancy, a phantom pregnancy, and SO much more. Enjoy! Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://ZocDoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:50 Unplanned and Nightmare Pregnancies 00:01:53 STORY - Surprise Twins and Nearly Bleeding Out 00:13:36 STORY - Unplanned Pregnancy that Became a Nightmare 00:28:57 STORY - I Hid My Pregnany for 9 Months 00:37:36 STORY - Cryptic Pregnancy 00:44:54 STORY - Nightmare Pregnancy 00:49:01 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories about rejection. Harper got a Nintendo switch, Gabby is getting rejected from apartments, break ups, smoking crack with strangers, being friend zoned by losers, homewrecker accusations, love bombing, HPV and so much more.  Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:01:07 We're talking about Rejection 00:17:07 STORY - Terrifying date with unhinged musician 00:34:59 STORY - My Colonial Man 00:44:44 STORY - Maybe being gay is a sin 00:47:51 STORY - Rejecting MAGA Men 00:51:29 STORY - HPV in rejection X2 00:56:43 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks are joined by the one and only, Joy. They read listener submitted stories on shame and how it affects everyday lives. The shame of being a woman, an affair, intimacy issues, religion, straight relationships, gay relationships, sexual coercion, milf porn, active addiction and sobriety and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:32 Dealing with Shame 00:05:36 Women's Baby Clock 00:13:22 STORY - Shameful Affair 00:30:33 STORY - Shame Shame I know your name 00:44:40 STORY - Spiritual Bottoms 00:48:16 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on SHAME. Harper Rose loves Australia, gabby hates getting her ass smacked, domming men with dildos in the shower, an unbreakable Hyman, a sad gang bang and so much more!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Tickets to Harper-Rose’s Hour Taping on Feb 27th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/adult-baby-doll-spesh-special-taping-tickets-1982521791045?aff=oddtdtcreator&utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAP2nvJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaegzUATREHKWOIp9epGFriR8Eg06DbXfJNAWW9rBibx_Z567ak5RzEXyGEGaA_aem_HV1V-AesBvxSf7go0S710A Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:06:49 Australia 00:12:27 STORY - My BF Has A K*nk Shame 00:25:53 STORY - Shame around my intact Hymen 00:43:00 STORY - Micro Peen Gang B*ng 00:51:22 See you on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Tickets to Harper-Rose’s Hour Taping on Feb 27th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/adult-baby-doll-spesh-special-taping-tickets-1982521791045?aff=oddtdtcreator&utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAP2nvJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaegzUATREHKWOIp9epGFriR8Eg06DbXfJNAWW9rBibx_Z567ak5RzEXyGEGaA_aem_HV1V-AesBvxSf7go0S710A Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:02:11 STORY - Spiritual Guidance at a Rally 00:10:29 STORY - Scarred from religious trauma 00:19:29 STORY - Expense equates to Holiness 00:33:14 Choas and Characters 00:45:23 STORY - Creepy Story 00:49:06 Join us on Patreon / Next week's prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Tickets to Harper-Rose’s Hour Taping on Feb 27th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/adult-baby-doll-spesh-special-taping-tickets-1982521791045?aff=oddtdtcreator&utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAP2nvJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaegzUATREHKWOIp9epGFriR8Eg06DbXfJNAWW9rBibx_Z567ak5RzEXyGEGaA_aem_HV1V-AesBvxSf7go0S710A Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:04:28 STORY - Lovers to Enemies (Chef Edition) 00:10:35 STORY - An action figure obsessed LOSER 00:13:38 Would You Rather 00:19:08 Back to the story 00:34:38 STORY - 2 Bedrooms, 3 Adults, 1 Disaster 00:42:19 Next Week's Prompt / Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on their ICKS and RED FLAGS! Lee picking up Harper and smoking cigarettes, seeing butt cracks, littering, saying “daddy”, getting a bouquet from Ralph’s, arrogance, dead parents, wedgies, boy moms and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Tickets to Harper-Rose’s Hour Taping on Feb 27th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/adult-baby-doll-spesh-special-taping-tickets-1982521791045?aff=oddtdtcreator&utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAP2nvJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaegzUATREHKWOIp9epGFriR8Eg06DbXfJNAWW9rBibx_Z567ak5RzEXyGEGaA_aem_HV1V-AesBvxSf7go0S710A Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:03:09 Icks and Red Flags 00:10:02 STORY - Ungrateful B* Valentines S*SHow 00:23:57 STPRY - 3 Biggest Icks 00:26:25 STORY - Stuffed Toys 00:31:55 STORY - Instant Icks 00:33:52 STORY - Mama's Boy / The Worst Story We've Ever Read 00:47:04 STORY - Hating Lisa Simpson 00:48:08 STORY - Saying and not Doing 00:49:12 STORY - An Accumulation of Icks 01:00:39 STORY - Thong Flip Flops 01:01:12 Next Week's Prompt / See You on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted secrets. Gabby’s ex has a friend who writes in about her threesome, being 22, projecting insecurities in relationships, open relationships, Lee’s nicknames, coming out and how to navigate it, stealing groceries and being a single mother, a Chinese brother, a mental hospital and so much more! Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Tickets to Harper-Rose’s Hour Taping on Feb 27th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/adult-baby-doll-spesh-special-taping-tickets-1982521791045?aff=oddtdtcreator&utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleAP2nvJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaegzUATREHKWOIp9epGFriR8Eg06DbXfJNAWW9rBibx_Z567ak5RzEXyGEGaA_aem_HV1V-AesBvxSf7go0S710A Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time - Secrets 00:05:05 STORY - Secret Threeway 00:10:16 STORY - Help Secret Unshakable Double Standard 00:26:26 STORY - Bi Queen but my Family Doesn't Know 00:39:51 STORY - Shoplifting 00:45:22 STORY - Not The Father 00:47:37 STORY - Pregnancy Gripes 00:48:43 STORY - I think my sister m** me 00:52:38 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on BETRAYAL. Being betrayed by partners, Kegal weights, insecure ex’s, gaslighting, alcoholics, being cheated on, sucking off a towny, having to go to work when you’re having a mental break down and smiling through it and all sorts of betrayal. Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:07:18 STORY - Attempted Murder and C*ck Dad 00:11:28 STORY - Who the Ef Did I Almost Marry 00:35:01 STORY - Betrayed by my Former Best Friend in a Horrific Way 00:42:51 STORY - First of my 3 Divorces 00:53:08 STORY - Ex Steals 70K and Sues Me 01:01:53 Join us on Patreon / Next Week's Prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on paranormal experiences. Growing up in a haunted house, a guard dog, a ghost in a trench coat and a top hat, an attic with a suspicious bag, John Wayne Gacys house, a premonition, Kevin smith vs. Kevin James, a gold seal, and why can’t ghosts take a trip to Bali? Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:02:12 STORY - Growing up in a haunted house 00:22:15 STORY - Grandma's "Talents" 00:26:23 STORY - My visit from death and mom (ghost story) 00:36:30 STORY - Nasty Revolutionary War Ghost 00:53:31 Join us on Patreon / Next week's prompt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on one night stands. Meeting a man at a Christian gym, begging for love on the first hook up, golden showers, a cheerleader roommate which is obviously made up by an incel, a hot encounter with a man in Canada, a lesbian orgy in a hostel and so much more. Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:04:14 STORY - Community service but make it regret 00:11:24 STORY - A soaked nightstand 00:14:12 More of our stories 00:22:54 STORY - Fiction from a man 00:34:04 STORY - Suds and Stranded in Canada 00:42:51 STORY - My first lesbo *rgy 00:47:45 STORY - Skinhead Daddy Amputees 00:54:49 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on ADDICTION. From uppers and gay bath houses, kratom, whippits and sweaty boyfriends, Al-anon meetings and red flags, binge eating and addicted to using Q-tips, this episode will have you wanting to attend a 12 step meeting. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:00:24 STORY - Gay Bath House 00:04:46 STORY - Coke, whippets, booze, boobs and balding 00:10:20 STORY - Plucking ass hairs out one by one 00:26:29 STORY - Corn was the gateway drug 00:42:06 STORY - Love Hate Relationship with Qtips 00:44:07 STORY - Divine Intervention 00:55:13 STORY - The time I stole Ket from a Texan 01:00:02 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories about parents they hate. Mamas boys, racist in-laws, holding sons accountable and how it’s a rarity, prisoners, Harper as a mother vs. gabby as a mother, family gatherings and a cross dressing dad. Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:00:46 STORY - My Husband's Parents 00:03:29 STORY - Religious Future Inlaws 00:08:59 STORY - Ex Boyfriend's Enabling Mom 00:23:21 STORY - Parents I effing hate 00:27:54 Boy Mom Breakdown 00:44:29 We return to the story 00:49:08 STORY - Parents I Hate 00:53:26 Next week's prompt / Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Starting 2026 off with a bang! This week the honks read listener submitted stories about STDs. Harper’s latex “allergy”, gabby has HPV, Lee doesn’t think he does, a guy with long blonde hair and a bottle of whiskey in a dark place, lots of herpes, lots of cheating, gonorrhea, chlamydia, a brothers lie, hippies, more herpes, and the importance of breaking the stigma. Enjoy! Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:06:07 STORY - A blonde guy 00:14:07 STORY - A full blown panel 00:24:12 STORY - A wannabe influencer 00:31:24 STORY - The swollen ball 00:43:23 STORY - Xena in Kentucky 00:46:07 STORY - A herpes monster 00:50:51 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast the honks are joined by a tea time favorite, Joy. They read listener submitted stories about people who are f’d in the head. A dad saws a couch in half, a teacher teaching people in prison, a woman hiding cash in her…. Private area…. Using olive oil as lube, Joys DC hook up, and so much more. This episode will leave you feeling f’d in the head. Enjoy! Follow Joy - https://www.instagram.com/emjoy_ceramics/ Please visit Hye Optic - 5112 Hollywood Blvd in Los Angeles - for all your vintage glasses needs! https://www.instagram.com/hyeoptic/ Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:01:01 Favorite thing in Korea 00:10:07 Visit Hye Optic in Los Angeles 00:21:00 Today's Topic, Messed in the Head 00:23:32 STORY - Short Couch 00:27:37 STORY - Trauma Around School 00:34:39 Dirty Money 00:39:29 STORY - Match made in MAGA heaven 00:41:49 STORY - Evacuate the premesis 00:45:50 Joy's Harrowing Trip to DC 01:07:12 Joy is an Earth Angel 01:09:00 See more Joy on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Bianca - https://www.instagram.com/biancacristovao/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:59 American Comedian Bianca Cristovao 00:08:42 Travel Stories 00:12:41 Mexican Ice Cream 00:19:35 STORY - In the streets of Portugal 00:30:41 STORY - Phone Alarm at TSA 00:34:25 STORY - Deprted FROM Mexico 00:37:48 STORY - DIY in NYC 01:01:15 Follow Bianca and Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on “what scares them”. Fake abortion clinics, being in relationships, speed dating, intrusive thoughts, consensual sex, a shooting in the mall of America, and so much more! Enjoy  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:06:09 Our Biggest Fear 00:07:33 STORY - Curb Stomping Myself 00:11:31 STORY - Forced Birth Clinics 00:22:13 STORY - Everything Scares Me 00:27:42 STORY - What Scares Me? Read the email and find out 00:39:54 STORY - Probs too real but whatev 00:49:29 STORY - Scared of Men 00:53:50 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ep195 - OPINIONS THAT HAVE CHANGED This week the honks read listener submitted stories about opinions that have changed. Gabby reminisces on theater school, Harpers love for musical theater, acting classes in LA and how they’re a scam, how abortions should be required, supporting trans people, weed addiction, vaccines, polyamory, healthcare and more weed addiction! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapter 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:42 Changing our Opinions 00:04:37 Musicals and Acting 00:12:36 Women's Health 00:15:49 STORY - Changed my mind on Trans people 00:28:04 STORY - Weed 00:37:58 STORY - Dumb Hippy almost k*lls her baby 00:48:41 STORY - Poly People 00:49:48 STORY - Capitalism and Healthcare 00:51:44 STORY - Fat People 00:53:51 STORY - A second one about Weed 00:56:54 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ep194 - FASTEST YOU'VE QUIT YOUR JOB If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:03:16 Fastest we've ever quit jobs 00:08:15 STORY - Embarrassing Poops 00:10:57 STORY - Janitor at a car manufacturer 00:12:39 STORY - Nasty ass donut 00:28:26 STORY - Alcoholism and weird mouth noises 00:33:17 STORY - Dirty churches filled with ghosts 00:37:05 STORY - Old Navy 00:45:57 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted on how people are trying to “keep the peace” in their relationships. Gabby regrets finding AA because ignorance is bliss, the importance of taking contrary action, Lee crashes out, a wild round of everyone’s favorite game f*ck marry k*ll, faking orgasms, how mental illness is actually just keeping it real, a 13 hour orgy, not telling your best friend you hate her husband, a drunk hook up, cutting yourself off from your family and coming to terms with getting sober. This episode is a wild ride! Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:06:21 FMK 00:13:21 Keeping the peace 00:13:45 STORY - I fake all my orgasms 00:25:58 Tea Time Tangents 00:31:45 STORY - Big Secret 00:36:41 STORY - Keeping Insanity Secret from my BF 00:41:00 STORY - My family doesn't know I'm never coming back 00:49:19 ADVICE - Sobriety 00:56:17 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The honks dress up (late) for Halloween, Lee turns everybody on to some white rap, then read stories about rumors that turned out to be true. Including a teacher who took a special hands on approach, a surfer from… Texas, an odd sister out, French accents and more! Enjoy Honks If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:05:25 Derrogatory and Cancellable 00:13:00 STORY - High School Story 00:19:27 Classic Tea Time Tangent 00:28:37 STORY - Loves to give head, but bad at it 00:37:38 STORY - Bestie's Situationship 00:46:39 STORY - Real Dad 00:48:47 STORY - The Jailed Pastor 00:53:58 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The best way to cook just got better. Go to http://hellofresh.com/HONK10FM to get 10 free meals + a free item for life. One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:04:54 STORY - Pints on Pints 00:15:46 STORY - Foot Burning Guy 00:22:53 STORY - Respect the Hustle 00:30:08 STORY - $1,000 and a Micro 00:32:49 STORY - PLUR 00:36:50 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Support the show & find & instantly book a top-rated doctor with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:00:45 Unhygienic 00:06:12 STORY - Former Type A Turned Dirtbag 00:14:05 STORY - Earring Floss 00:23:53 STORY - One Thing on a Cam 00:24:48 Tangent on a critique podcast 00:27:20 Back to the Cams 00:28:23 STORY - Sponge on the Ground 00:29:23 STORY - Butt Hose and a Taco Truck 00:33:07 STORY - Unhinged and Unhygienic 00:39:45 STORY - Hand Washing and the Smelly Guy 00:43:21 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow Radu - https://www.instagram.com/radubondar Support the show & switch to Mint Mobile. New customers get 3 months of their Unlimited premium wireless service for $15 a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 🎬 Video Chapters 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:01:19 Opening for Dave Attell 00:05:50 Born in Romania 00:08:08 Go see Radu in San Diego! 00:09:25 Comedy Union 00:11:27 Social Media 00:14:22 Annoying Coworkers 00:14:59 STORY - Jesus Loving Openly Racist Coworker 00:32:58 STORY - Mermaid Coworker 00:41:18 Healthcare 00:48:00 STORY - Pookie Loving Dishwasher 00:56:01 This is a haunted podcast - Join us on Patreon How to Deal with Annoying Co-workers: A Friendly Guide Ever wondered why some colleagues just seem to get under your skin? Annoying Co-workers can make the workplace feel like a battlefield. But what if I told you there's a way to handle them without losing your cool? In this video, we dive into real-life stories and expert advice on how to deal with annoying co workers. Whether it's the colleague who wears a maga hat with canadian flag? or the one who thinks they're a mermaid, we've got you covered. Understanding Annoying Co-workers Let's face it, we've all had our fair share of Annoying Co-workers. They might be the ones who talk too loudly or the ones who never stop complaining. But understanding their behavior is the first step in learning how to work with annoying co worker effectively. Strategies to Cope So, how do you handle a colleague who insists on wearing a maga hat with canadian flag? to work? Or what about when you're stuck in an interview with a female new stand up comedian? who just won't stop joking? We've got practical tips to help you navigate these tricky situations. Real Stories and Insights Join us as we share stories from viewers about their most Annoying Co-workers. From the Canadian MAGA conspiracy theorist to the pooky tootin dishwasher, these tales are both hilarious and insightful. Plus, hear from a female new stand up comedian on how she deals with workplace challenges. Expert Advice Our special guest, a traveling feature comedian, shares his experiences and tips on how to deal with annoying co workers. His unique perspective will give you new insights into handling difficult colleagues. Check social links - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ - Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6WzpEociVymnqOgLbaqX1R?si=434e2b83ae9545e5 - TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@teatime_pod?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Conclusion Navigating the workplace can be challenging, especially when dealing with Annoying Co-workers. But with the right strategies, you can learn how to work with annoying co worker effectively. Remember, whether it's a maga hat with canadian flag? or an interview with a female new stand up comedian?, there's always a way to handle it with grace. We hope these insights help you create a more harmonious work environment. Stay tuned for more tips on how to deal with annoying co workers and make your workplace a better place. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on “types they’d never date again”. From dating white rappers, skater guys, alcoholics, a poly 40 year old with roommates and burning man, breeding kinks, a gaping hole kink, this episode will remind you why being single is so important! Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:00:44 Gabby's New Face 00:05:11 Skater Boys 00:06:31 White Rappers 00:09:24 Type we want 00:12:26 STORY - Next Big Thing in Metal 00:14:19 Dating Comedians 00:15:35 STORY - Big Thing in Metal (cont) 00:17:56 We want Chefs 00:22:29 STORY - Poly Burner 00:38:28 The Pitt, Black Rabbit and Hacks 00:40:54 STORY - Skaters and Breeders 00:52:24 STORY - Gape Lover 01:04:17 Nest Week's Topic is... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Support the show and get 10 free HelloFresh meals, plus a free item for life. Head to https://www.hellofresh.com/HONK10FM If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:44 STORY - Straight Women Beware! 00:11:35 STORY - Crazy Tom Cruise lover 00:23:06 STORY - Lee's addiction was my last straw 00:29:24 STORY - Ending a friendship 00:43:03 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks are joined by comedian Mike Eshaq, they talk about cheating, mikes watches, massage parlors, a rage bating dad, dating your professor, women being evil, politics, and so much more!  Enjoy Support the show, find & book a top doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on KINKS and boy oh boy do we learn a lot! a 160 pound man who likes getting smothered by 300+ pound women, humiliation kinks, muscle mommy kinks, a cockney accent, and SO much more. Enjoy! Support the show and get a 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks VENT and boy is there a lot to say. Lil nas X gets arrested, North West and her corset, men who sing and why they shouldn’t, Gabby’s cooking, Lee matching with lesbians on tinder, an ancient sorceress and glamour spells, abusive relationships, cheating, Gabby’s moms tortoises, a clingy coworker, and so much more. Venting really does feel so good. Enjoy! Support the show, find & book a top doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:45 The Mother Honks Vent 00:04:25 Lil Nas X 00:07:51 Men Singing 00:10:51 North West Dressing Provocatively 00:14:14 Not being able to cook 00:17:16 Bacne, why do I still have it? 00:18:37 People don't know how to act in public 00:22:50 RANT - Lesbianisn 00:27:17 RANT - Stupid Abusive Ex-Boyfriend 00:37:08 RANT - Bestie in jail for a crime ex committed against her son 00:39:54 Mom rescues dogs 00:43:17 RANT - Insufferable FREAK of a coworker 00:59:48 Stay tuned for Part II Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today’s episode of tea time the honks welcome back comedian Matt LeGrande and read listener submitted stories from past episodes. Gabby turns 34, Matt has an ingrown toenail, Harper is dressed like she’s being sorted into Slytherin, we learn a lot about a high school in Appalachia, cat fishing on hinge and so much more! Support the show and get up to 10 free HelloFresh meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/HONK10FM If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:11:34 STORY - Repeated Catfishing 00:20:02 STORY - Southern Sorority 00:43:01 STORY - Trap House - Full Story on Patreon 00:44:25 STORY - Haunted First Date 00:49:31 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guys, this week we read stories about things you've seen at someone else's house that made you never go back. All we know for sure, if you see finely crafted balls of hair - RUN! Support the show and get a 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:02:47 What made you never go back? 00:12:51 Laura STORY 1 00:16:36 Laura STORY 2 00:24:34 STORY - Found Something Haunting 00:32:24 STORY - It's Everywhere! 00:42:35 STORY - Cursed Images on my BF's Phone 00:47:57 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on why they left their religions. From Jehovah witnesses, Mormons, finding Christianity, priests taking advantage of people, growing up gay in religion and how that takes a toll, and why men should have hobbies. This episode will have you saying AMEN! Enjoy! Support the show! Find and book a top doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:12:12 STORY - Former Johovah's Witness, Current Gay 00:29:51 STORY - Why I Left Mormonism 00:34:03 STORY - Pillhead Boyfriend 00:44:17 STORY - Haunting and Conversion 00:54:06 STORY - Bye Bye Jesus 00:54:56 Fighting over Lee 00:56:45 STORY - Harry Potter 00:58:35 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks are joined by comedian and author Amy Silverberg to read listener submitted stories about the most embarrassing things they’ve been caught doing. Amy teaches a writing class and talks about men writing their fantasy’s (which should be illegal) They read a story about a sleepover, nail biting, a stuffed Barney and so much more! Check out Amy’s new novel “first time long time” and enjoy the episode. Buy First Time, Long Time - https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/amy-silverberg/first-time-long-time/9781538726471/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:41 Welcome Amy Silverberg! 00:19:20 How much of yourself is in your book? 00:22:19 STORY - Getting Caught Playing in Pre-K 00:34:07 STORY - Getting Caught, Nail Biter 00:38:02 STORY - Getting Caught, Slumber Party 00:46:49 Manifesting 00:48:54 Dads on Facebook 00:53:22 Thank you Amy! 00:57:30 Excerpt from Frist Time, Long Time 00:59:47 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on bad decisions. Gabby gives her thoughts on the new Ari aster movie “eddington”, making out with your friends grandma, wearing pimple patches, drunk driving and ratting yourself out to the cops, smoking fent and crack while listening to tea time, sugar daddies and micro peens and so much more! So strap in, strap on, this episode is a journey! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:11:02 Announcement 00:13:36 Birthday Shout Out! 00:15:15 STORY - Party Trick 00:25:35 Pimple Patches 00:31:24 STORY - Drunk Driving 00:44:56 STORY - Smoking F$nt and listening to Tea Time while driving 00:49:28 STORY - Snow, gagging, his face, sugar daddy 00:54:41 Honorable Mentions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Tea Time the honks celebrate Lees birthday by forgetting it and read listener submitted stories on jobs they hate. Bi guys hooking up working in hotels, beauty standards, a Walmart tragedy, and another, and unfortunately so much more! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:04:56 STORY - Coworker ______ _______ 00:18:38 STORY - Walmart, 💀 and Bad Decisions 00:24:11 Unique Features 00:34:08 STORY - People dye in this one 00:46:16 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hooking up with a guy who starts free styling during the deed, a farty girl, a male nurse attempts a fisting, a seth Rogan crush, a terrible lay with a celebrities son, accidentally rebounding with your ex’s boo, finding your parents booty beads, and so much more. Enjoy! Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today at https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:06:11 STORY - He started freestyling 00:10:44 STORY - Extreme Farts 00:13:54 STORY - The small wide and the broken 00:18:27 STORY - He reminded me of Seth Rogan 00:27:43 STORY - Held hostage in a trap house by a celebrity 00:36:12 STORY - Worst Intercourse 00:38:45 STORY - My parents toy bin 00:39:29 Our worst experiences 00:45:47 STORY - OBSESSED with a-holes 00:46:52 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on things they wish they didn’t know. A story about pin worms, an unfortunate way of finding out your dad likes rim jobs, grandparents on meth, a listener finds out she’s adopted and finding out your first boyfriend is a ChoMo. This episode will make you wish you didn’t know these stories. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:47 STORY - WORMS 00:05:14 STORY - Dad has a special request 00:10:13 STORY - Grandparents Secret 00:23:55 STORY - I'm Adopted? 00:40:35 Gabby wouldn't want to know... 00:42:41 Harper regrets asking 00:44:39 STORY - First Boyfriend was a WHAT? 00:51:21 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK  Listeners submit stories on things they’re not over. A listener inquires about gabby, Harper-rose and Lee having a threesome, fan fiction, going to therapy, an abusive ex getting hit by a car, mother-son relationships, a mom force feeding her daughter, watching x rated movies with a lesbian best friend and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:04:37 Addressing the allegations 00:12:34 STORY - NOT over my dance instructor 00:17:19 STORY - Can't get over a mommy's boy 00:29:32 STORY - Mom made me attempt a ... 00:39:09 STORY - Annonymous isn't over it 00:46:19 STORY - He said my twin was prettier than me 00:55:15 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week listeners complain about the podcast, an acid trip gone completely wrong, boric acid doggy style, b-hole waxing, a dildo under the Christmas tree, a dogs vulva, an adult film star, identity theft and Nigerian men and lots of stuff in between.  Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:03:10 STORY - I took ac*d and bated in front of my BF's mom 00:16:26 PSA for "Patreon Only" stories 00:17:19 STORY - FAMILY CURSE ON WOMEN 00:19:29 STORY - Let me wax it 00:26:35 STORY - A dildo under the Christmas Tree 00:35:46 Y'all scare us 00:37:38 STORY - Tucked in Vulva 00:41:18 STORY - FBI Agents and Cornstars 00:50:30 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on times they’ve been backstabbed or have backstabbed someone else. A hallmark employee is visited by a woman in a wheelchair, a story written by the antagonist, gabby has people to email, Lee does a funny bit, getting slighted by a 45 year old woman with a lazy eye, profound relationships, and so much more. Ok……… If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:31 STORY - Wheelchair Demon 00:07:35 STORY - Backstabbing my gay brother 00:12:36 STORY - My ex-best friend's first love 00:31:39 STORY - Backstabbed and Karaoke 00:48:01 STORY - Lesbiam High School Coke Cheating Scandal 01:08:11 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted emails about if you could say something to anyone, who would it be and what would you say? And the listeners did not hold back. Office affairs and being the other woman, an Eastern European dance instructor, an unhinged coworker named Paula, sleeping with a man in a park and a Disney adult. A cathartic episode for getting things off your chest indeed. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:10 STORY - Your man effed me the day your dog died 00:06:55 STORY - My ex dance instructor 00:20:25 STORY - My insane middle aged coworker is obsessed with me 00:28:52 STORY - Get the money first! 00:36:54 STORY - Disney Adult 00:41:38 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks are kicking off pride month with comedian Matt LeGrande. A story about a closeted, abusive, broke guy. Trust fund guys being bald and why it’s unacceptable. A lesbian getting fingered by a guy after a wild karaoke night. Being cheated on by your soulmate. An anti climactic family vacation and a story about a girl getting a nail stuck in her eye and going to the ER. Happy pride month everyone! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:01:44 STORY - God Awful, Physically Abusive .... Boyfriend 00:15:38 STORY - The Time I Poked a P*nis 00:30:43 STORY - Horrifically cheated on by my soulmate 00:38:26 STORY - Never thought I'd be kidnapped by a gang 00:46:14 STORY - Almost lost my eye, lol 00:56:14 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks recap the weather, read some fan comments, an unsettling age gap restaurant coworker relationship story that was questionably written, onlyfans being a threat to relationships, p*rn prohibition, and disliking your stepdaughter. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time! 00:00:47 The Weather Report 00:02:20 Standup for your Boyfriend 00:08:01 Best Comments of the Week! 00:15:38 What's hard to admit? 00:21:47 STORY - My Obsession with my Coworker 00:35:45 STORY - OF Culture makes me insecure 00:44:06 STORY - Confessions of a reluctant stepmom 00:49:37 Join us on Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories on bad teachers. A 900 pound teacher on a motorized scooter, inappropriate substitutes, a crop dusting French teacher, a screenwriting professor who actually isn’t bad, gypsy rose, the problem with internet commenters and more! This week the honks are bringing weird vibes to weirder stories! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Gabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 Welcome to Tea Time 00:06:38 Sheet Eating Green Backstory 00:12:11 Bad Teachers 00:21:42 STORY - Parapeligic P* Teacher and Evil Woman 00:28:31 STORY - Tooting French Teacher 00:32:29 STORY - Bad Teachers 00:37:31 Riffing on the last story - Career, Hollywood, Bad Influence, Gyspy Rose 00:52:32 STORY - Crazy nun touched my friend 00:57:06 Join us on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the honks read listener submitted stories about bad neighbors and terrible landlords. From domestic violence, an attempted sewer-side, a woman living in a house with 1,000 mice, an 11 year old who needs to be put down, this episode is truly a journey for the soul. But first, harper-rose shares big news and gabby shares the correct pronunciation of “baton rouge”  Enjoy!  If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to [email protected] Gabby + Harper-Rose San Diego: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/harper-rose-drummond-gabby-lamb-national-lampoon-the-yellow-door-tickets-1322436044809?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oOYWgK598 💋 Follow: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/teatime42069/ https://www.instagram.com/gabbylamby/ https://www.instagram.com/harperrosed/ Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@gabbylamby?lang=en https://www.tiktok.com/@harperrosed?lang=en Parallel Play: https://www.youtube.com/@UCU_DZDrTMniRpBPRF_bXUvw https://gabbylambcomedy.com 00:00:00 PSA to the Honks 00:03:58 The Weather Report 00:05:45 Appalachia 00:07:04 Harper's Big News! 00:09:56 Weird Neighbors 00:15:23 STORY - My Neighbor tried to off himself, his girlfriend, and me and my roommmate 00:28:00 STORY - Flipped Car 00:36:48 STORY - My Besty caused an over 1,000 mouse infestation in her NYC apartment 00:51:45 See you on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices