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Our caller complains about the fancy, crinkled paper used in packages. Capone & Defeo improvise the potential origin of this idea and are so blown away by their discovery that they literally fall out of their chairs. 

Our caller complains about people who sing when they're mad to express their anger. Capone & Defeo improvise a scene where a couple uses sing therapy to hash out their issues. They belt out some catchy lyrics, but it doesn't sound like their marriage is going to be a hit. 

Our caller complains about her multiple failed attempts to return a printer. Capone & Defeo improvise what would happen if someone tried to return love. Not an easy task, especially without a receipt. 

Our caller complains about his fellow British citizen's disrespect of the monarch during the Queen's Jubilee. Did Capone & Defeo present solutions to halt this outlandish behavior? Not on your Nelie. Were their British accents horrible and insulting? Maybe. Did they come up with an entirely new region called British Canada? Absolutely. 

Our caller complains that each foot was not given equal time during a foot massage. Capone & Defeo think on their feet to solve this dilemma but it turns out that a foot massager is stubborn and strict about equal foot time. 

Our caller hates putting suntan lotion on her kids. She always does it, but there's got to be an easier way! Capone & Defeo come up with solutions for her and perhaps one for adults and nude beach attendees alike. 

Our caller complains about having a big head. Not an ego, but his actual head has increased in size ever since he inhaled on a recreational device too deeply over 20 years ago. Capone & Defeo come up with ways to turn his big head into a lucrative business. 

Going to a karaoke bar can be fun but what if it came to you? Uninvited. Our caller complains about her neighbor who does karaoke in the backyard. Capone & Defeo don't try to put a stop to this backyard karaoke but find a way to take it on tour. 

Isn't it the worst when a convenience store puts a parking lot on the other side of a moat? You drive your car through a body of water, park it on the island, then swim to the store and then back while holding your sandwich over your head to keep it dry.  What's convenient about that? This is what our first caller complained about. Sort of.  Capone and Defeo came up with a genius solution to solve his parking lot problem. The Moat Boat.