That Witch Doesn't Kill You

Monster Tumors: Explore the terrifying world of teratomas, where tumors can grow teeth, hair, and even eyeballs. Join us as we unravel the science behind these medical oddities and share unsettling stories of those who've lived to tell the tale.

Jacob and Reese dive into the horrors of radioactive radiation, from the atomic level up to the effects on the body to even the environment. They discuss how radiation works, what it does to organic beings, and why radiation sticks around and affect inhabitants for generations. 

Oracles to the machines, Jacob and Reese, get questions from the robot gods. They go in blind and answer questions of super powers, trauma, and the merits of AI logic puzzles delivered to them on stone tablets. Uh, iPads.  

To launch our new season we're finally releasing one of our favorite recordings ever. Don your cat-hat and tune in for human leather, corpse consent, placenta hoarding, and more. Thoughts, questions, topic ideas? Find us on https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs/

ok Just trust us. Microbiomes are wild. Today we talk old patterns, kombucha, pre/probiotics, quorum sensing, and organism mega(biome)zords. Send us your weekly intentions for a future episode: DM https://instagram.com/argonauts.tube

Reese and Jacob cross the globe to bring us spooky Ooky tales of haunted dolls from Annabelle and Chucky to Robert the Doll, Okiku, and the Island of Dolls. The two discuss the uncanny valley, accidentally drag Barbie, get an AI tarot reading, and tell Mabel the Podcast Dog that she's the goodest girl. Instagram: https://instagram.com/argonauts.tube

That Witch Doesn't Kill You returns with a follow-up to our Ghosts episode. This week Jacob and Reese explore skepticism, skinamarink, and other stories of super spooky specters.  DM us some intentions and we'll share them on a future episode to help get them into the universe. You gotta manifest that ish!  Find us in the world:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com

We're back for one night only (of 2022) to say hi, and to read our podcast's fortunes. We discuss the past, present, and future, creating content, woo woo spiritualism, and set some personal goals.  Thanks to Raven and Rogue LLC on Etsy for making the tarot card deck we used in this episode! Find them here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/739101686/tarotorial-beginners-tarot-deck-o-easy We'll see you in 2023. Until then... Find us in the world:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com

!!!SPOILER WARNING!!! Now that that's out of the way... Reese was finally convinced to watch the internet's latest horror sensation, Barbarian, and it went surprisingly well. Let's talk about it.  In this episode we debut our new three-act (iii-act?) structure. For INITIATION we discuss our overall thoughts of the movie before sharing the INCANTATIONS that form some of our key takeaways. We finish out by setting some INTENTIONS going forward.  We invite (so many "i" words!) you to reach out if you have any intentions of your own you'd like to share! We'd also love for you to pose any initiation questions for us to answer, silly games we can play, or suggestions for a future topics.  Let us love you! (just not like The Mother) See us in glorious VHS. Find this podcast in VIDEO FORM on our YouTube channel! Click, take in the glory of our unknowable angelic faces, like, sub, comment, feel the almighty power of our gratitude, etc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Wxxd629UI Find us in the world:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com

So many things to discuss. We watched The Thing. Not just anything, 1982's The Thing.  We'll see you next week to discuss other things! So that's a thing. The quiz from this week's ice breaker: https://twinfinite.net/2021/05/john-carpenters-the-thing-quiz-trivia/ Find us in the world:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com

This week on the pod... as a follow up to Urban Legends and a final hoorah for Halloween, Jacob and Reese travel beyooond the graveee to bring you a very special halloween day episode all about ghost stories. The pair discuss the trend of shortest scary stories, butt stabbings, horror tropes, ghost hunting, and the spooky-ooky feeling of being all alone.  For a final halloween treat, for the first time on the podcast today's episode features a very special guest to tell us a ghost story of her very own... our friend Vivian!  *hear ye, hear ye* NEXT WEEK! We watch 1982's The Thing. We'd love for you to join us.  Find us in the world:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com

Today we podcast through the interwebs to untangle a bunch of weird urban legends. To celebrate the release of our Halloween video on the Bunny Man Bridge, we discuss our own histories with our favorite local urban legend, as well as the tv shows Beyond Belief and Mythbusters, the 27 club, Amelia Earhart's snow crabs, the bell witch, and more. Happy legend tripping, and stay safe out there.   Check out our Bunny Man video here and subscribe to our channel for year-round haunts:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwGl81JOXBo  Find us in the world:  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs/ Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com

Our brand new series is That Witch Doesn't Kill You. Jacob and Reese are back and sporting new, cozy autumn threads to talk about the best holiday in the history of holidays, Halloween. We talk costume trauma, fall harvests, bloody noses, classic scary games and movies, and fear itself.  Join us next week to explore more spine-tingling topics... if you dare...   Find us in the world: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs/ Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com

August is done, she's FINISHED, and she'll never work in this town again. We're celebrating the quickly approaching autumn equinox with an end-of-summer finale featuring the only summer activity we have any patience for, those sweet, sweet cottage-core cabin vibes. I'm sure nothing could go wrong. In 1977, three Girl Scouts are killed in the night at Camp Scott in Oklahoma. In 1981, tragedy befalls the family at Cabin #28 in Keddie, California. Find us in the world: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs/ Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com

Nope spoilers, obvi.  We're almost at ten episodes, making this our penultimate episode this season. Can you believe it? Thank you for listening. If you like our podcast, consider leaving a review or telling a friend. Find us in the world: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs/ Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com

This week Reese covers the long history of Utah's skin walker ranch and Jacob travels to Canada in search of UFOs.  Find us in the world: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs/ Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com

For this week's true crime episode, we're traveling on down to Florida to discuss two twisted murders. First, Jacob covers 2020's Celebration, Florida-based family annihilator Anthony Todt, and Reese takes us back in time 100 years to 1920's Tampa for a string of gruesome murders.  Find us in the world: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@killjar Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/killjar.yt/ Web: https://killjar.net

Spoilers! This week we talk 1988's Akira, a genre-defining anime full of psychic violence, teen biker gangs, and giant fleshy monster babies. Later on in the episode, we show a little behind the curtain as we discuss our thoughts of our first 6 episodes and what we want to do with the show. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll do that cool sliding bike thing.   Find us in the world: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs/ Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com

This week we shake things up. Jacob explains the history of one of the internet's most infamous hate groups, while Reese explores the inspirations behind the creature from 2017's The Ritual. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll cower alone in the Scandinavian wilderness. NEXT WEEK: Yuck The Movies returns with 1988's cult classic film Akira. We suggest watching the movie ahead of this episode's release. We watched this for free (with ads) on Tubi.  Find us in the world: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs/ Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com

On this week's episode of Yuck the System, we settled down with some fine whiskey to discuss two crazy stories of wild crime: In 1920s' rural Hex Hollow, Pennsylvania, young faith healer John Blymire believes he and his town have been cursed by another practitioner purported to have been dabbling in the dark arts - and he'll do anything to break the curse. 80 years later, computer repair technician Armin Meiwes logs on to a cannibal forum to find a nice man to eat. Photos and further reading for these stories are available in the show notes on our website.  We love you freaks and thank you for your support. Find us on instagram and say hey. Or leave us a glowing review on Apple Podcasts! Whatever doesn't yuck your yum. Find us in the world: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs/ Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com

Today we're watching Mars Attacks for a segment we're calling Yuck the Movies. Because research is hard and sometimes we just wanna watch stuff.  Mars Attacks is a 1996 American science fiction film written by Jonathan Gems and directed by Tim Burton based on playing cards of the same name by the company Topps. In it, various famous people of the 90's play ridiculous, campy characters when aliens (from mars) attacks. Go figure! Mars Attacks stars Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Pam Grier, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Martin Short, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J. Fox, Rod Steiger, Tom Jones, Lukas Haas, Natalie Portman, Jim Brown, Lisa Marie, Sylvia Sidney and a surprisingly kind-of-daddy Jack Black. We suggest watching the movie before watching this episode. Or not. Whatever floats your boat! We love you just the way you are.  This episode has some audio errors. We're learning! Thank you for your support. Find us on instagram or our website.  Leave us a glowing review on Apple Podcasts! Or tell us we suck! Find us in the world: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@killjar Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/killjar.yt/ Web: https://killjar.net

This week! We're talking about two popular government conspiracies. Jacob discusses the CIA's MKULTRA project, and Reese discusses the vanishing ship known as the Philadelphia Project.   Find us in the world: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs/ Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com

Thank you for listening to our very first episode. Today, Reese talks about K-Pop idol Jonghyun’s death and it’s effects on the industry. Jacob discusses the signs of a cult through the sense of the infamous NXIVM cult. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@deadsimplelabs Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadsimplelabs/ Web: https://deadsimplelabs.com