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On this week’s episode of Who Wants to Be A Goth Billionaire, we’re catching up on the awkward road trip double date that is Jeremy, the Assassin, Coop, and Jordan as they ride in the back of a paneled truck to a vomitorium. We finally get to meet Fanny/Franny? and Byron’s sons Gunther and Tiger AKA the creators of the new streaming service “Abroha,” where all the rich D-bags go for their speedboat and cigar content. (Pause to read the AI poster. It is fantastic.) There are new characters introduced; it feels pretty late in the game for that, but it’s Anthony Rapp so we’ll allow it. Finally, there is a delightful commercial for The Beauty that kind of makes us want to risk the exploding bodies and calcified butt cheeks just to give it a try. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Ugh, just when you thought you were safe, Jordan and Coop are back and being obnoxious as usual. Why isn’t he in a cocoon already? When is she going to blow up? Seriously, we are over it. We get another back story because we apparently haven’t had enough. This time it’s the back story of Jordan and Coop’s boss. That’s right, even the minor characters get a flashback. They are faced with a tough decision when Byron comes to visit flashing his wad of cash and his jacket made out of an emergency blanket. We also get the assassin’s backstory, because apparently someone asked for that, too. For an episode called beautiful living rooms, there isn’t a Live, Laugh, Love sign in sight….weird. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Following the most awkward plane ride in history, Dr. Ray quickly realizes that the clock is ticking for Byron – and for himself. He has 855 days to perfect the formula or he’ll be getting more than just a pink slip. Franny’s hate for Byron continues to burn hot, no matter how many billions, or nipples, he has. We get a sneak peek at the inner workings of the lab, two more Beauty origin stories, and, unfortunately, more chimpanzee trauma in the process. Does this episode have rizz? You’ll have to listen and find out. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

This episode hit all our man crush buttons. Emo Evan Peters in love with a woman that clearly doesn’t want him? Kelly is intrigued. Cantankerous, sarcastic Vincent Dinofrio being a dick to everyone? Tiffany is all in. We get Byron’s back story and where The Beauty began. Spoiler, it was not pretty. The assassin and Jeremy are hitting the clubs and the shoulder pads are sharp enough to put an eye out. Coop is finally reunited with Irina, oops we mean new Jordan, and they decide to do the most logical thing one would do when trying to avoid attention. They head to a very busy bar to discuss everything loudly. You won’t want to miss an awkward word of it. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Get ready to cover your eyes and prepare yourself for all trigger warnings. This one is called Beautiful Chimp Face and sadly there is not a Tonya or Tonka in sight. Instead, we’ve got a really sweaty and kind of mean Ben Platt. All we are saying is, Aaron Tviet would never IYKYK. The assassin is giving Jeremy the Pretty Woman treatment complete with shopping montage, tight pants and huge shoulder pads. Big Mistake! Huge! Byron is being a money hungry jerk and Coop’s cat died, which kind of makes him hotter? Come here sad emo boy and let us dry your tears. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

“Flailing, she threw me away…” that could be the theme song of this episode and Meghan Trainor could sing it. The virus is still on the move, Ashton Kutcher is getting a blowie on a boat, and Coop is locked up in a truly gorgeous Italian jail. Sign us up to be interrogated next. Meanwhile, the assassin and Jeremy are embarking on a road trip from hell while plastic surgeon Jon Jon is chopping up bodies like his life depends on it, which it kind of does. Jordan is MIA, probably off feeling her new butt somewhere and it’s not looking great for Ben Platt. It’s truly “All About That Face, Bout That Face, no sniffles” – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Two episodes without a six month lag in between? Who are we?! We’re back and asking the real questions. Does knowing several languages make you hotter? Why does Jeremy look like sexy Squidward? Why is Jordan being such a brat? (Also, she’s gorgeous and needs zero upgrading thank you) Is Anthony Ramos going to sing to us? Why is Coop fighting like the Wile E. Coyote with a pile of Acme bricks? What is hotter – sad emo boys or old men cowboys? We know our thoughts on that one. Guess you’ll have to listen to see who we choose. – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot” – Tiffany and Kelly

New show, who dis? That’s right it’s your favorite cohosts attempting to be real podcasters again. We are back and we are breaking down the new Ryan Murphy series “The Beauty.” Episode one plops us down in the world of the rich, famous, and beautiful at a fashion show. The only problem? These models are too hot to handle. Like explosively hot. Seriously, these chicks are blowing up. It’s ok though because Evan Peters and Rebecca Hall are here to save the day, when they aren’t busy whining about how ugly they are. We also dive deep into society’s obsession with beauty and why stand-up is your only option if you don’t have it. Grab your Botox and A LOT of water because this one is a trip. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

We are back! Well, kind of. We’re doing our best, ok? Thank you all for hanging in there with us as we try to juggle life and all the things. We ease back into that podcasting routine by bringing you our infamous Top Ten countdown. You know you’re curious about our favorite shows from this year that have had us shrieking in delight, left our mouths agape, and our cheeks wet with tears. Grab your notebook and pen and prepare to jot these titles down for future viewing, welcome to The Top Ten List. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot” Check out The Last of Muskegons: A Story Time Podcast, presented by the That’s So Network, on all podcast platforms and at https://feeds.blubrry.com/feeds/3956011.xml.

It’s here. Finally the finale. Tonya has been found out and the cavalry has arrived to save Tonka. Tonya’s flabbers have been ghasted. She has no idea who could have ratted on her. It couldn’t possibly be the film crew that’s documenting every detail of her crimes. As usual, things dissolve into chaos as Tonya opens a zoo, gets attacked by a chimp, call Eric Goode’s mom a ho, and FINALLY sees the inside of a cell herself. Where is Tonka in all this? Listen and find out. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Surprise! We’re actually back back this time. Tonia is here to spill all the tea on how she kidnapped Tonka. It’s a scene straight out of a Dateline reenactment. Complete with a decomposed, headless chimp corpse; questionable county assessor/embezzler/auction enthusiast; and the worst wig in the history of all the Party City franchises. We also meet Jamie, who gives us the story of Buck, another domesticated chimp who died tragically. She tells this all while installing a sex swing, because Eric Goode is a gosh darn cinematic artist. You want to listen to this one. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Oh hey, remember us? It’s been a bit. Ok it’s been longer than a bit. It’s been a bunch. We’ve had a request to get off our bums and finish the absurdity that is Chimp Crazy. You ask and we deliver. And honestly, this is a story we feel like the world needs to hear our thoughts on. To quickly recap, Tonya is cuckoo bananas. Tonka the chimp is “missing.” We dig into the tragic story of Travis the chimp and the horrific attack that resulted in a woman needing a face transplant. All the trigger warnings! There’s a Zoom call that should be studied in acting classes of what not to do and a huge Jinx like reveal at the end. You won’t want to miss it. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

We’re baaaaack! We know it’s been awhile but we are back at it with a whole new crop of crazy. We’re taking a hard left from dramatic series to a docuseries and trust us, you won’t be disappointed. Welcome to the world of chimp lovers. No that is not a typo. These are real people who believe that primates are their children. This show is wild! Episode one features a woman breast feeding a chimp and that’s the most normal thing that happens. Sit down, settle in and buckle up for the wonder that is Chimp Crazy. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

It’s finally over. We officially know what happened to Luke! The sad thing is, we don’t care. We never cared. Luke is the worst. We’re ready to Chatham Goodbye this entire series but we’re still trying to figure out what was Lily’s deal. What was wrong with Debbie? What is Isabelle’s problem? When and why did Megan go goth? What happened to the baby? Who is now sitting on Luke’s empty shelf? Why did it take us a year to watch this show? Sadly, some questions just never have answers. Join us as we try to break it all down. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Have you been wondering why Luke is the way he is? We know we haven’t. Yet, here’s an entire episode about poor, poor Luke. With his rich dad who resents him and his sleazy older brother who makes fun of him, the kid has it rough. All he wants to do is join the Coast Guard but noooo, he has to go to a super fancy college instead. Why is life so hard??? Anyway, here’s another pointless episode where absolutely nothing happens for 40 minutes. Thankfully, we are here to break it down and make it enjoyable. You’re welcome. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song Credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

We’re back! Hard as we try we just can’t quit this wretched show. So quick recap: It’s New Year’s Eve and Megan and Isabella are on a mission to clear their reputations. This all culminates into some light BDSM, video taped confessions and at least a dozen trips to the sheriff’s office. We have so many questions. What is up with Lily? Why is she simultaneously 9 and 35? Why is Megan’s lawyer still returning her calls? What is Ned’s door code and why does the entire town know it? Come along with us as we try to determine if Luke’s ribs are actually sharp enough to cut that rope. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

It’s New Years Eve! In the past, Megan and Luke play the lamest game of Hide and Seek ever recorded. Back in the future, Steve is going all Stone Cold Steve Chambers on Ned and pretty much everybody else. Back in the winter interesting times, Luke makes a New Year’s resolution to be bad boy. Watch out world, He’s jumping off that shelf and straight into juvie! Isabella makes the resolution to stop befriending random girls who get her accused of homicide. And, Megan has made the resolution to continue bring a heinous bitch. How are there a hundred more episodes of this show? – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Are you ready to plunge back into the poop storm that is this show? We know we are. It’s Luke’s birthday! And contrary to popular belief, he is not turning 12. To celebrate, this episode is filled with scenes of him shirtless and working out so…please wear the appropriate eye wear to shield yourself from the glare of his ghostly white chest and dangerously sharp ribs. In the winter time, Megan is putting her full hacker knowledge to work while being held hostage, and future Debbie and Steve are having a stand-off while hiding evidence. What is this show? Seriously, can it get any weirder? There’s like five episodes left so unfortunately, we’re thinking yes. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

“Jingle bells, Trevor tells, Megan’s full of rage.” It’s Christmas time which means it’s time to tell the ones you love exactly how you feel. For Megan that means pouting and pitching a fit because people bought her expensive gifts and are being nice. How dare they! Meanwhile, Isabella receives a surprise visitor and, no matter what the tiny Santa hat on her head may imply, she is also not happy about it. Luke is there, also wearing a Santa hat, and all we want for Christmas is for him to get back on the shelf. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Past Megan has had it with her good girl reputation and wants to be baaaaad, so she does the most logical thing possible and hacks into the DMV to make some fake IDs. Meanwhile in the winter time, Debbie’s house is crumbling around her ears so she packs up the girls and heads to the Chambers’ house for a sleepover…with the kid who made a sex tape of her daughter without her consent. As you might imagine, things get really awkward really fast. Megan is feeling super jealous of Luke and Isabella’s lack of poverty and the fact that they used to bang. In the future, the sheriff is obsessed with the note Luke supposedly wrote saying he was running away to the North Pole. Or something, we don’t know. We stopped caring about Luke a long time ago. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Poor Summer of 1999 Megan. She has no idea that she’s only been invited on a boy’s camp out to be the pack mule and to make sandwiches. But never fear, Brent is here, to lighten the mood with conversations about Princess Farts. Meanwhile, Luke is doing his best Elf on the Shelf impression while skipping a rock angrily. The only highlights of this episode were Luke’s dad Steve turning into Stone Cold Steve Austin and Jeff’s confusion of what exactly blackmail is. No worries, Jeff. Sheriff Jack has a lot of experience in the area. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Welcome to Chatham, where the school principal holds all the power and inflatable sex toys are plentiful. It’s the day after the Christmas party and everyone is reeling from the fallout. Isabella wants to give her side of the story which involves a lot of jealousy, breaking and entering, and problematic sex tape storage. We also flash back to the pool party that started it all where Megan is playing the saddest game of Marco Polo ever recorded. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

It’s that time of year when you want to kick back, relax and enjoy some quality television created by a 12 year old girl and her cat. That’s right, folks. We’re back for Cruel Summer Season 2! This season has everything we loved about season 1 including emo hairstyles that match our feelings, moms that act like teens, rich families that own the town, sex scandals, guy BFF’s and giant plot holes! Come join us on this chaotic ride and we promise to not make you stay in a RV in the driveway. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song Credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Girls- Hey Van, tell us the story! Van – Of course. Settle in children with your frozen dinner of sweet, sweet Javi meat, and I’ll spin you a tale of woe. Once upon a time… Lottie-Hey! Do you guys remember when Shauna kicked my ass? That was a rough but I recovered in 3 days so it’s cool. Van – Once upon a time, there was a group of adult women and not a one of them knew how to shuffle cards properly.. Lottie – I like corn! Van – And they all gathered together at a compound with their poor life choices. I’m looking at you Callie. Lottie – I’ve got an idea. Let’s murder each other! We wish this was an exaggeration but it’s pretty close to the plot of this episode. Let’s dive in and see who doesn’t make it out of the woods alive. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Back in the 90s, it’s snowing, Lottie is maybe dying, these kids are hangry, and things are getting weird. Coach has decided to go spelunking in Javi’s secret art studio, the cabin smells like pee, the girls have finally become cannibals, and Akila really needs to wash her hands. In the future, the sharing shack has become the swearing shack and Lottie is over it. Let’s all just have a shot of Phenobarbital and calm down, ok? – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

The first rule of Fight Club is…Tiffany has never really watched Fight Club, but according to Kelly this episode is very Fight Club-esque. The adults are back together and all in on the most convoluted therapy sessions ever created. Shauna gets to pet a goat, Tai is doing manual labor and Misty is singing show tunes in a sensory deprivation tank. Thankfully they all come back together to rock out to literally the worst dance song ever. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Welcome to the worst labor and delivery ward ever. Picture it: your doctor is freaking out about murdering their only friend, the nurse is trying to touch your lady bits with their dirty mouse fingers, and your midwife is trying to sacrifice your baby to the wilderness. Back in reality? Callie is turning out to be a carbon copy psychopath just like mom. Nat is having an existential crisis about wearing heliotrope and the whole gang arrives for the worst reunion/cult meeting ever. Ps: This one is brutal. All the trigger warnings. We apologize in advance. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Misty and Walt are on an adventure to find the Purple People Eater Cult (trademark pending on that name – don’t steal it.) when they decide to play Two Truths and a Lie. So we decided to make up our own game for this episode. 1. Cinnamon raisin bread makes a great sandwich. 2. Easy Lover is an excellent psych-you-up song. 3. We totally didn’t make immature jokes about the word duty. Gotcha! They’re all lies! This episode is ridiculous. You’re welcome. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

It’s uncomfortable road trip time! Adult Tai has abandoned sleep jazzercise for sleep stalking an old girlfriend. Misty and Walter are singing show tunes. Nat and kidnapper Lisa are stealing fish in the dumbest way possible, and Shauna is spilling all the tea to anyone who will listen, including the bit about Jeff’s stinky feet. In the past, it’s been approximately two days, but the teens are sick of bird soup so that means the hunt is on for more food. Seriously, check these girls for tape worms they are always hungry. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

What does one do after they’ve gorged themselves on the barbecued body of their dead friend? Throw the most depressing baby shower ever, of course! Past and present day Misty have found their kindred spirits. Good for her. Adult Shauna has gone full John Wick, and literally everyone around here is hallucinating. Tune in for Tai’s sleep speed-walking. Stay for Misty’s emotional Steel Magnolias monologue. This one is wild. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Jackie roasting on an open fire. Frost bite nipping at their toes. Nat and Trav getting horny by a fire and where is Javi? No one knows This episode left us with a lot of unanswered questions. Why is Adam’s disappearance worthy of a sting operation? Who/what is Slenderman? Will Misty and her new citizen detective friend become the buddy cop comedy we have always needed? What is Lottie hiding? Who is next up on the wilderness menu? (Our money is on Coach) And what exactly is heliotrope? – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

We are jumping back in with Yellowjackets Season 2, and things are getting eerie, or should we say ear-y. Back in the 90s, things are bleak. It’s cold, there’s no food, and there’s some random girl singing show tunes while she poops. The present day girls have their own problems. Shauna and Jeff are doing the worst possible job of trying to cover up a murder, Tai has adopted another dog to decapitate, Nat has been kidnapped, and no one appreciates Misty’s heartfelt cookie cake. This season is already shaping up to be another wild ride. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Who knew the final episode of Echoes would include so much fantasy? We meet the most observant/helpful TSA agent ever, Leni uses an invisibility cloak to evade the cops, and Charlie becomes a best selling author in a repurposed Blockbuster. The plot of this show is as hard to pinpoint as Claudia from that drone shot. What was up with that breakfast??? – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

We get some huge reveals in this episode. For example, the twin’s dad (does he even have a name?) committed a brutal “mercy” killing and Leni dressed as Cher from Clueless for Halloween. And did you know Gina killed Kennedy? It’s true. Someone shouted her name on the grassy knoll. This might be our funniest episode yet. It almost made watching this garbage worth it. P.S. We are dying to know what other terrible scripts Mr. Netflix Junior is working on and whether he will be collaborating with the 12-year-old girl and her cat who wrote Cruel Summer. Did someone say crossover??? We’d love to see Sheriff Floss go head-to-head with Jeanette Turner. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Gina is here to chew gum and tell her story, and she’s all out of gum. Turns out it’s bad news for all you Team Leni fans. She’s a giant whackadoo and Gina has been covering for her ass for years. Now we get why she’s so pissed! Plus we get all the Gina and Dylan/Gina and Charlie backstory along with some more awkward naked touching with the twins. How are there still two more episodes??? – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Things are not going great for Leni. She’s trying to keep things from unraveling while Gina keeps pulling at threads. Her birthday party was a bust, her kid is weird, her husband thinks she’s a liar, her alleged lover just got fired, and her twin sister is being a real B. What is Gina’s deal? Who can Leni trust? And who will help search that two foot of space behind the hospital? – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Grab your streamers, it’ time for the most awkward birthday party ever! It turns out Tiffany was wrong. Gina is a real person and she’s real pissed. Honestly, we don’t blame her; they couldn’t even be bothered to put her picture on the shared birthday cake? She is turning her cake rage into a blackmail plot involving this burned church/dead body. Meanwhile, Leni is busy packing her designated tote for switching personas complete with black eyeliner and hair ties while trying to avoid everyone in her life who seem to be completely aware of her shenanigans. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

We kick this episode off in style with some sisterly rubbing of their naked bodies. That’s totally normal, right? Leni is fresh out of the woods with a head injury and hypothermia, but that doesn’t stop Jack from insisting she does school drop off. She is also doing her best Mrs. Doubtfire costume changes and throwing of her voice to play herself and Gina. But Sheriff Columbo has seen the movie and is on to her game. Also, her family is very observant and notice when Leni’s hair or earrings are different but couldn’t tell that affairs and drug deals were happening in their backyard? We get some flashbacks to the twins as teens and a young shirtless Jack. Is it too creepy to request some current day Bohmer shirtless scenes? Yes? No? Either way, we are here for it. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Gina and Leni are identical twins with a level of codependency that borders on criminal. Gina lives in California as a fancy author with assistants and a therapist husband. Leni lives in Virginia on a horse farm, wears side braids and chunky knit sweaters, has a daughter and is married to Matthew Bomer. Who really has the best life here? We vote Leni. Anyway, things go sideways when Leni goes missing. Gina rushes home to take long naps in Leni’s bed, play with headless dolls and generally make everyone uncomfortable. Where is Leni? Why does everyone hate Gina? What is Matt Bomer hiding? Why are their accents so terrible? Come along with us as we try to figure it all out. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

It’s been a loooooong summer filled with vacations, job changes, Covid and major decluttering. We’ve been busy, busy people! But we haven’t forgotten you. Please enjoy this year’s Top Ten list as a peace offering while we get back on schedule with lambasting some original programming. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

A famous poem tells the story of how Laura was walking along the beach with Andy and noticed two sets of footprints in the sand. Andy said, “Those footprints are from when I was following you.” Up ahead, Laura notices only one set of footprints and asks Andy why. Andy says, “That’s when I was suctioned to your back because I’m a parasite who’s obsessed with you.” We have so many questions at the end of this series: When will Andy be satisfied with knowing all of Laura’s business? Will she ever listen to a thing anyone tells her to do? Why is she completely unfazed with stumbling upon Vargas in the woods? Also, has Laura never heard of Goodwill? No matter what, we are thrilled there are no more pieces. Or are there?!?!?!

Do you ever feel like you’re overwhelmed? Like you’ve been abandoned by your mom in a parking lot outside a diner? You know what will make you feel better? Putting your hands on the back of your head. Trust us on this. It works for Andy in nearly every situation. This girl needs an acting coach and some breakfast STAT! In this episode, we get a ton of Andy’s childhood, when she was a terrible artist, and Laura’s fight with cancer, where she was a total dick to another patient. Both things that no one asked for. The only positive is the tiny actress that plays young Andy. Can we recast this entire show with her playing all the parts? She would make better acting choices, guaranteed.

It’s episode 6 and we are even further away from the source material. This is more of an abomination than adaptation, but we digress. Apparently, Andy is now a super spy and Vargas keeps an emergency stash of comically oversized push pins in his car for some reason. Note to self: don’t stay at a hotel in San Francisco if you don’t want randos coming into your room and trying on your clothes. Meanwhile, we get a look back at what really went down with the kidnapping. Remember that storyline? We also get a real creepy look into Jane’s relationship with her dad and Jasper’s relationship with his dad’s desk. This family needs Jesus. Put a pin in that. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

We get less Andy in this episode, but don’t worry she’s still doing every stupid thing she can to capture our attention. Back in the past, we get the story behind the economic summit murder, kind of. Turns out Laura/Jane has a very weird relationship with her dad and an even weirder one with Gendry Baratheon. That’s a GOT joke in case you’re wondering. And we really need to talk about Barfield hanging onto that 30-year-old Nick and Jane sex tape. How much you want to bet there are pause marks at the good parts? We see you Barfield. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Oh dear, sweet, gullible Andy. Just when we think you’ve reached the bottom of your stupidity you manage to find an idiotic sub-basement. Girl, you are a sucker for breakfast and bad choices. We’d tell you to call your mom, but she’s in the midst of trying to get herself killed. Is there a family plan for caskets? Gordon better up that life insurance while he can. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Laura – Andy, you need to run and to keep a low profile. Don’t talk to anyone until you hear from me. Andy – So, make a scene, try to get laid, call everyone I know, steal a kid’s tablet and walk alone through the woods with a suitcase full of cash. Got it. Why isn’t she dead yet? What is her plan? Do escrow people paint rooms where you live? What’s Laura’s deal anyway? When will she run out of scarves? Guess we have to keep watching to find out. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

We pick up moments after episode one. Andy is on the run and making all kinds of really smart and not potentially dangerous, incredibly stupid choices. Honestly, she’s the worst. Are we supposed to be rooting for her or concerned for society? Laura is trying out neckerchiefs and aggressively cleaning, while Gordon disposes of a body. This family is the height of dysfunction. How much are copies at your local library? Betcha it’s not $2. – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

We are back and jumping right into another twisty turny thriller “Pieces of Her”, based on the best-selling novel by Karin Slaughter. In this first episode, we are introduced to Andy, who is really killing this whole being an adult thing. She’s working a job she hates, stealing TP, and living with her mom. Speaking of mom, Laura is a speech-language pathologist by day and a closet badass by brunch. Plus she has a storage unit filled with secrets. We can’t wait to see what she’s got in there. Are there pieces of her in there?? And what the heck is going on with this she-shed? Have you read the book like Kelly or are you totally in the dark like Tiffany? Let us know! – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

It’s the finale and honestly, we have more questions than answers. How did Shauna’s bump grow so much over night? What is Jackie’s deal? Who built the catacombs in Taissa’s house? Is it not customary to remove the clothes when cutting up a body? What’s Lottie got against bears? Who has the better Jersey accent? Allie, Kelly or Tiffany? And where is Javi?!?! – Tiffany and Kelly – Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

It’s almost the end and we still have so many questions and no answers! The girls are celebrating Doomcoming, which is like Homecoming but with more hallucinations and almost cannibalism. Adult Shauna and Jeff have a heart-to-heart about the three pillars of their marriage: blackmail, murder and book club. Back in the woods, Lottie gets nuttier, Jackie gets more passive-aggressive, and Coach finally comes out to Misty, which leaves us wondering if Ben is still with us in Episode 10. And adult Nat takes out some frustration on a poorly placed vending machine.