The Amish Comic Show

Raymond's CHRISTMAS Music

I like to do a warm up rant

You should scan your own groceries every once in a while just cause you might be faster.

You won't here those old Amish Farming jokes in my show.(sorry for background noise. this is a low budget operation)

I bought Candy Crush for 99 cents. I don't own it, it owns me. Audio clip from my show at the Sellersville Theatre January 3, 2014

I sometimes love a song because I heard it in a film I love. Then when I hear it again, it brings the film back. #Slingblade

I've tried to bond with you city folks but I still scare a lot of you. It must be the beard.

I often like songs just cause I heard them in a movie that I love. When I hear that song again it takes me right back to the movie. The song is In Dreams ( Candy Colored Clown) The film is BLUE VELVET

Amish Singalong with Help I'm a Rock

Breaking Amish Love it but shenanigans.

The first in the Word of the Day series!

It's only slutty if you make it slutty.

Fantasy Football, a Slutty Romance Novel for men. a Kind of Dungeons and Dragons for Jocks.

Started comedy by phoning in some goofs on songs to the WZZO morning show with the Bearman and Keith.COW CONTROL was one of my first hit singles!

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Best TV Commercial ever