The Bar is Open with Beth and Greg Podcast

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The Department of War had released Alien videos and we are ready for the invasion! Australia can't handle the ADHD issues, the French have drunk deer, and China has a new crazy robot. Plus, a coyote swims to Alcatraz because San Francisco sucks, and the Hantavirus is a load of sh... It's Hump Day, grab a cookie and some milk, sit back and chill. #hatavirus #UAP #France #Australia #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! We are super happy to have Jason and Jill from the amazing One More & I'm Outta Here Podcast tonight to talk about the craziness that is our lives! Greg had his colonoscopy and his butt is worn out. A real-life Ice Cream eating Crossing Guard Superhero saved the day. Boating Under the Influence is not a good idea. A gator ate a bunch of people and we have some video. Plus, going down to Florida, Florida Woman, and a who lot more! Grab a cold one, kick back, and let's get into Friday! #Icecream #gator #colons #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: One More & I'm Otta Here Podcast - Go Follow! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@onemoreandimouttahere Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onemoreandimouttahere/ Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Wild boars are taking people out in Turkey; Beth's got the video. Gregs got a colonoscopy next week, let's get into the preparations. The insane JP Morgan allegations have potentially flipped on the dude. Did he really just make it all up? Plus, a tongue twister, free the lobster, and a whole lot more! Grab a Frosty one, The Bar is Open! #Colon #Turkey #JPMorgan #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Generational Slang isn't a new thing. Kids have been making up new and weird things to explain life for generations. A guy just wants to make a withdrawal from his sister's account; the bank just isn't clear on their requirements. Hunting in Africa comes with its risks, like an elephant stomping on your head. A kid calls the cops on a monster under his bed, SWAT shows up. Plus, feel goods, entertainment, and a whole lot more. Grab a beer, we've got it from here! #Slang #withdrawal #elephant #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Cocaine Salmon are racing upriver faster than a Columbian! Grandma is living the greatest life. We're Going to Florida! Huge Conspiracy - Scientists all go missing or found dead! Plus, Swinger Life, 1984 Nostalgia, and a whole bunch more! Grab a stiff drink, you're gonna need it! #Scientists #Florida #NASA #Salmon #feelgood #podcaster Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The World is getting crazy and we're all here for each other. Beth's got a bunch tonight! Boyfriend a girl's mom, Time Travelers, and a Fake Influencer. Have you ever needed a help walking? A Tiger escapes in Russia because of course it does. Plus, a whole lot more. Grab a frosty beverage and kick back, it's time for the Bar is Open! #Weird #Tigers #world #science #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The Iran war is over, right? Let's dive into some normal people talk about it. We're probably still wrong. Have you ever thought about the things that scare you the most and then trying to overcome them? Well, this might do it. Shannon Elizabeth is on OF now, what's with all the celebs jumping into the OF pool? There's so much great stuff to cover tonight. Let's grab a drink, sit back and get into it. #IRAN #OIL #ShannonElizabeth #Coachella #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! DO you remember the good old days with landlines and dial up internet or no internet at all? Either way, that's OK, it was an amazing time. Let's cover some of the cool things people just wouldn't be able to live without now. Canada has a fun new acronym that will leave you wondering what's happening north of the border. There are some insane Chimp wars happening, and if you watched the doc, you know this has been brewing. Plus, some great Feel Goods and some extra stuff, you don't want to miss. Grab a drink and let's kick the weekend off! #backintheday #chimpwars #canadalgbt #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Have you seen the crazy video of the bus on the train tracks? It's insanely close. Did you also know that going to Mars will confuse sperm, not sure how, but let's find out. Plus, we've got sneezing worms, a few dumb criminals, and a serial killer. Grab a beer, it's hump day. Let's cover the weird news. #busdriver #Florida #Mars #feelgood #podcast #belovedcheesecakes Beloved Cheesecakes Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beloved.cheesecakes?igsh=MXEwZTU3MG5jamJ6eQ== Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Look, we don't know what we're talking about, so take all of this with a grain of salt. What we do know is that people do weird things and we have some stories to share. Feel free to share yours with us! Plus, we've got a Tiger Woods meme update, some alien talk, a real pickle of a crime, Jonathan the Tortoise is still alive, and some amazing feel goods, pun intended. Grab a drink, its Easter weekend, and we can all now repent. Cheers! #sex #education #Jonathan #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Artemis II took off successfully today. Let's look at their flight plans and what they look to accomplish. While amazing people are flying space shuttles, we have stupid people hitting themselves in the face with hammers, and of course Kristi Noem's Husband is into interesting things. Kristi is no saint. Grab a beer, let's celebrate American Greatness! #artemisII #space #adventure #facial #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tiger Woods is back at it again. Tiger was arrested under suspicion of DUI after another rollover accident. Aliens are abducting people at an alarming rate and some states have higher numbers than others, let's track them down. Maybe it's time for a UFO abduction on Tiger. Food for thought. Also, the Pope is creating an Exorcism Army, God only knows why, literally. We've got some great feel goods this week and bunch of other wild stuff. It's Friday, grab a drink and let's kick back. #UFOabduction #TigerWoods #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Alan Ritchson, AKA Jack Reacher, hates bullies and the video proves it. Seven amazing dogs, led by an incredible Corgi, escaped certain death and returned home. Is the future of this country doomed based on these kids at spring break? Or are we all old? A quad amputee cornhole champ takes out his friend while driving his own car, INSANE story. Plus, a crazy plane crash in NY where a flight attendant survives after flying 300 feet down the runway, and a whole lot more! Grab a beer, it's been a crazy week! #jackreacher #springbreak #sevendogs #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! We lost an absolute icon and legend, Chuck Norris. Chuck was one of Greg's all-time favorite action stars growing up. Let's cover his life, the Chuck Norris'isms and all of his acting roles. Another weird story, kids doing stupid shit, imagine that. The Bachelorette was cancelled because she's bat shit crazy. Don't come after us, it's true. Plus, were going to drink beers and share some feel goods. So, grab a beer, settle in, and share your feel good of the week below! #ChuckNorris #bachelorette #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! We've got another strange one for you! Let's start with Gerald the Dolphin, who kidnapped a man, dragged him into the sea for three days, and made him build a dolphin city. Then let him go and told him he would be back for round two. Shia Lebouf is in Rome and needs a match. A Zookeeper gets a love bite from a lion. Plus, a dude twerking on a jeep get's launched, a chilling survey, and of course Feel Goods! Grab a drink, sit back, and relax! #dolphins #lionattack #Shia #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Beth got into a car accident this morning, so let's do a Beth's whiskey review to recover. Let's research the best and worst Urban Dictionary searches out there. What's happening in Iran, a breakdown from the internet. Plus, some great feel goods, and a bunch of other wild stories. Grab a whiskey and come hang out! #UrbanDictionary #WhiskeyReview #Iran #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Greg went to the Dentist today and came up with a new business proposal, it's probably offensive to some, but a tremendous opportunity for others. Bikini Hygienist or Dentist. What other things can we Bikini? Some weirdos think Timothee Chalamet is hotter than Henry Cavill, insane. Who are you voting for Secretary of Shrimp? bunk Bed nightmare for you parents! Ladies stop building things, you're not good at it! Plus, Face to Face with Sasquatch, Coffin Mediation, and a bunch more! Grab a cold drink, it's Hump Day! #Bikini #Timotheechalomet #HenryCavill #Shrimp #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07 / Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! What does it take to survive a nuclear blast? Based on Nostradamus we better be ready. Thankfully, we have ChatGPT to tell us all of the necessary steps. Prepare or else! Britney Spears got a dui, come one Brit! Plus, a bull goes on a rampage, Hotwifing is a thing, and what would you watch if you could Remote View? #britneyspears #nuclear #cuck #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Billy Idol is an absolute rock star, wait until you hear this story. We are at war again, what happens if it goes nuclear, who survives? Let's check out some eyebrows and the new facial women are into. Plus, an elevator just about kills a guy, dude with the world's smallest peen is sorry for sending pics, and another dude with a triple donger. Get ready, this one's gonna get weird #billyidol #rockstar #WWIII #Rockthevote #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Conspiracy Time! Was Britney Cloned? What about her teeth! There's a bird that is going to make you crap yourself in Florida. Feel Goods are top notch tonight! Grab a beer and come sit by this fire. You don't want to miss it! #britneyspears #florida #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Is Trump going to release the space alien docs? When will we get to meet them? Some HERO movers saved a kid who was abducted and they all deserve medals. What the hell is Looksmaxing? We've got a strange Real or Fake video that you won't be able to explain... Plus, a guy who hooked up with roadkill, and a whole lot more! Grab a drink, it's Hump Day! #aliens #Heromovers #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Punch is going to grow up and beat all their asses! Beth has a Happy Ending Option; we will see what that means. Nurse Rachel has another warning about putting things in your rectum. What would you do if you found out you were accidentally the richest person on the planet? Plus, we have some amazing feel goods, beers, and the best group of people to hang out with ever in the YouTube Chats. Grab a cold one, settle in, let's kick Friday off! #Punch #Monkey #Richest #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! There's a Macaque (Monkey) in Japan who has gone absolutely viral and is stealing everyone's hearts. Obama accidentally told the world aliens are real, so that's fun. Lady leaves her dog at the airport and should be dropped out of a plane. Gen Z is skipping fun for sleep, weirdos. Of course we have the Feel Goods! Grab a hump day drink, it's almost the weekend! #Punch #Monkey #aliens #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Robert F. Kennedy Jr. isn't scared of a toilet seat, he's not scared of shit! Olympic update - we're in third and that's terrible. Elon wants a Moon catapult for humanity. Australia has a new spider, and it will kill you twice, its name is Big Boy and feel goods! Grab a drink, Beth is back! #RFK #Olympics #spiders #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! We woke up with an air traffic shut down in El Paso, hoping for aliens, by afternoon it was just balloons. What actually happened? A pizza guy delivered a pie to Savannah Gutherie's mom's house, whoops! Olympic updates! Medals, some crazy injuries, and the drones are stupid. A gold medalist shares his dirty laundry with the world. In real famous people news, Britney Spears sold her catalog for a ton of cash. And of course we have feel goods! Grab a drink, Beth is back! #Olympics #cheating #pizza #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! 2026 Olympics are off with a bang! And it's all about the penises and ski jumping. A Savannah Guthrie's mother update, a new message was sent to the news station in AZ. Japan has a new sushi role, the Crazy Human Role. Trump's recent truth social post was not a good look. Super Bowl LX predictions and plans for the big day. Plus, a US Marshall kicked a dog like a complete idiot, and we've got some feel goods - Dogs and Cats. Grab a drink or 2, Greg's on his own tonight! #Olympics #Trump #USMarshal #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Savannah Guthrie's mother was abducted over the weekend, and the authorities only have limited information. Let's talk about it! A Hero kid swims 4 kilometers and runs 2 to save his family swept out to sea. A snow leopard bit a chicks face off all for a selfie. Are these conjoined twins Ai or real? Plus, a whole lot more. Grab a drink and kick back! #SavannahGuthrie #herokid #conjoined #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! $1 million or 1 year in Prison, that's the offer, from a judge, what would you do? A video proving why you and your kids should be training in some kind of self-defense. Another episode of real or fake, are this guy arms and legs Ai? Plus, Beth's got a Whiskey Review for us, and a bunch of other craziness! Grab a drink, it's Friday night! #Selfdefence #million #prison #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Big Candy has been trying to take us out per Florida. The NFL Hall of Fame is a Joke! Sydney Sweeney has a new clothing line. The world's oldest sex works are sharing their secrets. Plus, a whole bunch more. Grab a Coke, it's time to get weird! #Candy #Poison #SidneySweeney #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The Freeze is upon us! Time to hunker down and get some snacks and beers flowing! This is the perfect time to talk dating advice, does size really matter, and where you should meet your next Ex. Pus, a crazy dog story out of Spain, Greg met a Vet at a bar when he was getting firewood, and a whole bunch more! Get your scarf wrapped snugly, it's time to kick back. #Globalwarming #Dating #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The Great Freeze of 2026 is upon us! Repent! Buy toilet paper and beer! While you're at it consider ghosting your significant other for 24 hours. There's a new dating app that requires men put down a deposit to go on a date, it's insane. UK WTF news, marrying your cousin was almost a thing. Plus, a bunch of other craziness. Grab drink, sit bac and relax! #freeze #relationship #Courting #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Good Lord, we might be the luckiest and best country on the planet, who am I kidding, the US is the Greatest. You want to know why? Because we don't have insane liquor prices like the rest of the world and giant spiders only exist in Australia. OH! The fuk-off lady went viral this week(video), let's watch that, Liquid Death (not a sponsor - but would love you to be) has an amazing commercial, and the Top 5 Ways to survive a Nuke Strike, because the end is near. Grab a stiff drink, it's all going to end soon. Love you! #alcohol #liquiddeath #love #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Kiefer has gone and done it again, he got himself arrested in an Uber and this story is as crazy as he is. The DOD has a sex toy problem evidently, they keep on getting the adult toys. Trump flipped off a guy, that's always fun. Oh, and gravity is going to turn off this summer. Plus, we've got a real or fake creepy video, and a whole lot more! Grab a bottle of your favorite juice and kick back! #Kiefer #Trump #gravity #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Beth's Birthday so we need to have a chat about aging. How old do you feel? It's always nice to know what inventions have been created since 1970 by year. A crazy kid wants to take everyone out, a dude has 100 skeletons on his property, and the man with the world's smallest peen. There's a whole lot more going on in here. It's also Beth's Whiskey Review Time, she doesn't know. Grab a drink, it's time to celebrate Beth! Cheers! #1970 #age #getting older #Birthday #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The Food Pyramid has been updated along with the alcohol consumption recommendations. Let's all rejoice! Let's also dive into the new estimated costs of eating better. Cardi B has a recommendation for eating bananas. A video of frog leg's that might not be on your menu. Plus, the insane new NYC Tenant Advocate is upset people found out she's rich. Grab a drink, sit back and relax, the weekend is almost here. #foodpyramid #meatandfats #cardib #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Are you ready for 2026? Do you have your new year's goal? We've got some weirdness to catch up on. The Pope is getting ready for aliens, stupid criminals haven't changed, some 2026 predictions from the OG Nostradamus, and some more questionable meat going through Chicago. Nothing unusual about that. It's 2026 and let's get it kicked off right with some plans for the year, a lot of crazy, and a Friday Night Feel Good! #Crazy2026 #ChatGPT #Nostradamus #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's time! Crack open the champagne, get out the caviar, get the hot dogs roasting, we're leaving 2025 behind! Let's wrap this year up in a bun and smother it in ketchup, because it was weird as shit! Grab whatever you're pre-gaming with, and let's get ready to kick off 2026! #newyearseve #2026 #pregame #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Ever heard of Doll Mom? Well, it's a crazy story. Things people insert into themselves. Beth shares a crazy dating story. Plus, a bunch of other random stories. Cheers! #dollmom #uglybaby #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

It's Christmas Eve and we're all out running around, cooking, getting last minute gifts, let's take a minute and chill. Grab a quick glass of chardonnay and relax. A little you time. Because we all know life is about to get even crazier over the next 24 hours. #christmasdecoration #elfontheshelf #grinch #family #comedy #podcast Follow us: Pics are on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's the one show this week, so let's go big! A woman was arrested after 40 years on the run. Skydiving might not be for us. The new Karen name for the kids. The Target lady who was targeted by a Karen. Plus, well, a ton more. Grab your pre-holiday drinks and let's start celebrating now. Cheers! #Tagert #skydiving #womanarrested #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Friday and there was lobster, in San Antonio! A driver teleported into a car and then crashed it. Hire a husband is a thing in Latvia. It's the end of the world again, and a whole lot more! Grab a drink, buckle back in, and let's launch this shit rocket! #Husband #lobster #Teleport #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The U.S. is the greatest at a very specific thing, what do you think it is? A plane crashed and landed on a car in Florida. A dude acts like a baby, and he's married. McDonald's went crazy with a commercial. Triggered women go a little crazy over a paint color. Plus, we've got some great feel goods and a whole bunch more! Grab a hot chocolate and relax, it's almost the Holiday's. #Planecrash #Fword #travel #Teleport #shopping #criminals #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! I blame Beth for tonight's main story, Butt Breathing Explained. WTF is Scrommiting? Googles most searched Sex terms, White ladies and a bear, Granny Ripper, and a ton more. Grab a drink, sit back, relax and let's get into some weirdness. #buttbreathing #whitelady #bear #criminals #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's that time of year when everything is dark and cold, winter. Let's brighten that day up with a Drunk Raccoon, a Pissed of Passenger, and a Bald Eagle getting even! Plus, we've got a ton of other great stories to make you feel better about your life, maybe. Grab a midweek drink and cozy up, The Bar is Open! #trashpanda #travel #baldeagle #shopping #criminals #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Black Friday isn't what it once was, now it's full of online arguing. Bring back the aggression! 79-year-old looking for a new wife, let's help him out. Stupid criminal says the voices told him to eat the beef jerky. Stranger Things is back! Plus, Bald Eagles are evil, cocaine shrimp, and a bunch more. Grab a beer, it's shopping time! #blackfriday #shopping #criminals #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Thanksgiving and we're being thankful. We've git a fun show for your pre-turkey day adventures. First story, Her Balls Hurt, yup... Tempe Tavern busted for underage drinking. A babysitter is needed for an insane woman. Iran has some new robots, and they're still stupid. Plus, a whole lot more for the evening. Grab a cup of gravy and a beer and settle in! #Thanksgiving #bethankful #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! A turtle was rescued from a drug house, let's name him. A failed 3-some leads to arrests. Oscar the Robot is not what we were expecting. And a whole bunch of other crazy stuff right before Thanksgiving! Get your sippy cup full of wine, you're gonna need it! #Tortoise #3somefail #oscartherobot #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Hump Day! Grab a drink and buckle up, we've got some craziness for you. It's World Toilet Day, everyone deserves a sh*tter, a man tried to smuggle birds and pass them off as his twig, kids are basically evil, your dreams are meant to terrorize you, a Florida Man and a chicken, and so much more! Might want to grab another drink now. Cheers! #worldtoiletday #oldage #chinasurveillance #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/  

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tonight we're all about finding Beth just the right job for her next career. Let's use some Ai to help narrow the results, plus crowd sourcing ideas is always a good idea. Also, Apple released the lamest new item to buy, the penny is dead, Florida-man takes his chickens seriously, plus a whole bunch more. It's Friday, grab a frosty drink and buckle up! #jobhunt #iPhonepocket #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Oh boy, people are getting dumber and we're going to show you just how. Let's bring back the Tide Pod Challenge. Raw dogging doing nothing, 6 7 is the word of the year, and a bunch more. Plus, a reminder not to insert things into yourself. Plus, a whole bunch more! Grab a Fall drink and settle in! #dumb #rawdog #67 #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/