The Bets & Quotes Podcast

Everyone is forgetting bets, including co-hosts of this podcast. Tipper Gore gets honored like only Warrant can. Martin Moistchew has a better draft than the Vikings. And the legendary Mark Hamill guess. 

A war played out on the airwaves of KFAN last week, and we assess the aftermath. We also explain why Sauce should never use the word "percentile". 

A wide array of topics get covered this week, from the Afroman trial to betting on Tommy's Gopher Party and our 4-item fast food orders. Enjoy the ride. 

It's a double trip down memory lane as we hear the  original Smitty Oom story and then learn why a pig farting bacon dust led to the PowerTrip Quotes account creation. 

We celebrate the Winter Olympics with some unique punishments for the cheating Canadians and discussing kicking curling stones. We also have 2 Quotes of the Week related to the Olympics, but Cory steals the show with the QOTW. 

So many topics to hit and we've got it all covered:  Paul Allen, Sam Darnold in the Super Bowl, Daytona preview with CARL!!, Fatty Fish, the Ditka Anvil revisited, the driveway club, misheard Warrant lyrics?, Yadong, All-Star games and Smitty plays 1 round of Initials. 

It's a strange brew of topics from Doppelgangers to monkeys on the loose to the actual movie Strange Brew. We also debut our ideas for Minnesota Sports TV series and a tease for Butthole Eyes III. 

It's the 2025 Quote of the Year Tournament. 64 Quotes split up into 4 Regions, all vying to be the PowerTrip Morning Show's 2025 Quote of the Year. 

We visit the Ghosts of Cory Future, Hawk Future, and Sauce Future to see what may be to come down the road. We also celebrate the holiday season with Sauce's classic Jingle Bells and an old standard to close the show. 

Instead of stating what we're thankful for this year, we decided to list things that we are not Thankful for. And as Minnesota sports fans, the selections are many. 

Dick Fosbury is trying to leap over GamBLOR outside of the Ellis Island breakfast spot in Las Vegas while "5" is assaulting anyone willing to watch as tear rolls down "1"s face. Trust me, it will all make sense after you listen. 

It's nothing but positivity this week about all things Minnesota Sports, and we have a plethora of live score updates from a busy Saturday in sports. 

Vive la France on show this week as we play the Je Suis Cory game to see what phrases Cory might have said on his trip to France. We also solve the mystery of the horse Hawk and PA bet on, and take a trip down memory lane to vist "Ooooh, the Frenchman!". 

We talk about the Bill Guerin appearance with a controversial take. We have 10 ideas on improving the PowerTrip Slot Machine. And Chris Hawkey returns to the QOTW with a classic rip on Parrish. 

We present the TRUTH about the Marney Gellner Survivor miss, the TRUTH about Harrison Smith "personal health" issue and the TRUTH about the drummer for the Crash Test Dummies. 

It's Nothin' But A Good Time as Bret Michaels (really!) finally calls into the PowerTrip, and outside of causing a water-damaged chair, was an outstanding guest. And it's an old-school Initials Final. 

Cory successfully pulled off his great heist, and none of you saw it coming. 

We're getting back to what made this podcast good. Or at least tolerable. 

Quotes is back from Europe and recaps his visit with my good friend Andee. We also address the Bat Boy controversy, explore the irony of a Zach statement, and play a game of "Did It Happen" where Quotes has to determine whether things really happened on the PowerTrip or not. 

You, a podcast and your Johnson. We visit the highs and lows of the PowerTrip from the past 2 weeks with everything from Zach's Fire Hose to Hawkey naming a Lake. 

The PowerTrip brought their A-Game to the NBA Playoff analysis this year, and we have a montage to prove it. And apparently Lou plowed everyone in the Old West. An instant classic. 

We put the 48 most miserable Minnesota sports moments of the last 34 years into 4 regions and discuss which are truly the worst of the worst. Don't listen alone. 

We learned lots about Barreiro, Cory, Pat Proft and the MyPillow guy this week. And one of our listeners gets a shoutout on the PowerTrip. 

The Kentucky Derby, Gene Gene The Dancing Machine, Gorilla Lips, The Little Mermaid, and the emptiness that is Target Field. What more could you want from the most accurate podcast on the NFL Draft? 

We got marooned and decided to match up Gilligan's Island characters with members of the PowerTrip cast. See whether you prefer Ginger or Mary Ann. And we host the 3rd Annual Bets and Quotes Mock Draft. 

It's Popover Fanline this week as Smitty breaks down the battle between McCormick's and Mrs. Oom's popovers. We also update the Cor vs. 4, baseball over/unders, and Hawk sweeps the Quotes of the Week. 

Whether it's Popovers, Pies, Bukcake or Aaron Rodgers, this episode will definitely leave you with some kind of taste in your mouth. 

Plane crashes, Tom Bernard, Daytona drama and our favorite bands - it's all a little bit of fantastic.  

CARL! joins the show to talk Daytona 500 and try to keep our chances of winning a bet this year alive. 

An instant classic from the guys as Cory admits to a crank shot. Smitty tries his luck at NHL player teams, and we present a plethora of parlays. 

Tired Chris Hawkey was on full blast this week and we've got the montage to prove it. Smitty Debuts "Stinky Anus Eyes". And Betz pays tribute to Bob Uecker with something that could only happen to Bob. 

We hand out a plethora of Golden Dongs to the Best of the PowerTrip Morning Show in 2024. 

The Great and Powerful Smitty Oz graces us with his presence and amazes us with his prognostications. The Charch Challenge 2024 is over and we look forward to 2025. 

A lot happened in 4 weeks:  Road trips, bottle pissers, Kaliakmanis Konfusion, Billie Eilish, Ratt, Blouses, Dick Pics, Burnsville Events, Tots vs. Toys, Fecal Obstruction, raw liver, nut shots, Blue Sky, Golden At-Bats, and Rosen's pubes.

You've heard of the VEN. You've probably heard of the AVN's. We proudly present the first-ever VEN AVN's. 

It's spooky season, and we get a visit from the Ghost of Chris Hawkey Past, Present and Future. And we throw a bone (well, not a bone, hopefully candy) to the kiddos of our Patreon crew. 

The World has existed a long time, and has somehow survived without a Mock Draft of the Top 10 Crow Kickers in history. We fix that. Oh, and the Vikings are 5-0. 

Sauce makes one of the great calls of all time. Smitty plays Cory vs. Tori. And Betz's crank is a topic of conversation. Thanks, Tommy. 

The behind-the-scenes tell-all story of how two underage middle-school kids built a highly-rated TV show about gambling on the NFL. Or something like that. 

We celebrate all things football:  the origin of Martin Moistchew, Smitty's Saturday Night Special, and a huge breakdown of our fantasy teams! Plus updates on the Quote of the Year Tournament and Initials Tournament Final. 

The Quote of the Year Selection Show has arrived. We lay out the 36 quotes in 4 regions competing for the coveted title of the quote that will live in history. 

It's a Wildcard Orgy as we break down a crazy 2024 Initials Tournament. We reveal the Bets & Quotes All-Star Mispronunciation Team. And Rosie stops by for a press conference. 

A montage for the ages as Tommy Olson wins his Initials Tournament first-round game. Terry Kiser was in studio and everyone loved him. And don't look now, but football is back, baby!

Our listeners are awesome - some of the greatest moments in PowerTrip history all in one place. 

Sauce gets a free roll to win $1000, and Hawk and Sauce switch positions at Sex World. 

A legendary one-minute clip produced not only 3 potential Quotes of the Week, but the greatest Hawkey Hick Laugh we've ever heard. 

The full Sauce/Creed experience, Zach Road Trip updates, Smitty and Betz play Password, and a PST Nominee where Zach just wasn't high enough. 

New Segments, wild predictions, and a new sandwich in town. We've gone completely off the board this week.

Bets checks in from Augusta, and then we give our Iwo Jima lit of our favorite Minnesota athletes of all time. 

We break down the Progrum Password draft, Rosie's in another movie, the NHL and NBA playoffs are heating up, and Smitty reacts to PowerTrip Vegas 2024.