The Book of Murdoc

Mexico trip, Tulum toad venom retreats, timeshare sales tactics, cartel checkpoints, street ceviche, airport travel, Bubba Gump / Forrest Gump trivia, macro tracking, anti-vax tour guides, mini cooking videos, hockey championship, Salton Sea lithium mining, Powerball burglary story, lottery plans, invisible friend Jerry, backyard napalm story, Artemis moon launch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vegas trip, gambling strategy, black 28 roulette, Venmo money, vibe betting, casino tables, Andrew Santino show, nightclub lines, Vegas nightlife, drug use in clubs, hotel rooms and noise, Double Down Saloon, soup and getting sick, craps lessons, poker player story, risk tolerance, Vegas food and restaurants, buffet disappointment, content studio camera issues, video production problems, new ad client Beam, ad read critique, supplements and wellness products, discount links, domain redirect idea, product skepticism, junk drawer iPods playlists, old MP3 players, Microsoft Zune, early internet search engines, Clippy, AI takeover theory, Ask Jeeves, grandparents and technology, internet scams, AI scam videos, band name idea, amputee cornhole champion murder story, Paralympics discussion, FCC router ban, Chinese tech concerns, surveillance devices, Noma restaurant controversy, Rene Redzepi, toxic kitchen culture, unpaid internships, pursuit of excellence debate, Daytona Beach spring break chaos, shootings and crowd panic, Florida culture, Sturgis rally comparison, Chuck Norris death, action movie legacy, Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris memes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DC trip, Monticello visit and buying Jefferson garden seeds, bringing home an old South Dakota map, rediscovering Jack Daniels, debate over counting macros and dieting, airport TSA antics and refusing photos, South Dakota politics and the Kristi Noem firing reaction in DC, video production shoot for a government ad campaign, discussion of the ShamWow and Slap Chop guy running for office, old movie talk including Over the Top and Airborne, beer league hockey update and playoffs, rollerblading and “fruit boot” slang, visiting a local butcher and the “meat lady,” bizarre video game where you play as a sperm, Trump comments about Iran and Strait of Hormuz jokes, Chinese ant smuggling arrest in Kenya, camel beauty pageants using Botox and fillers, flamingo kidnapping at the Las Vegas Flamingo hotel, Vegas travel plans and recommendations, Fremont Street and old Vegas mob history, Lou Holtz death, Boston band singer deaths, visiting the National Gallery of Art in DC, yacht rock and “yacht house” music mixes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Olympics wrap-up and hockey still sucks, Rapid City Rush game recap, curling cheating drama, Olympic Village condom jokes, Shaq Carvana commercial rant, Rockapella mullet deep dive, hacked Roombas spying on houses, Mexico cartel travel debate, Robert Duvall appreciation, Girl Scout cookies and freezer Thin Mints Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Smells, thee doors down, lock in season, macros, hot yoga, whole milk, karate kid, Kidney Meridian, TDEE, cigarettes, kidnap insurance, wrong type of bee, kite festival, taser knifes, Olympics, ice dancing, Olympic village, teapot dome scandal, skeleton, squirrel plug and MORE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Saltburn new nickname, Doc's travels, Epstein, polecats, Wisconsin dells, cheese, snow storms, the cobra, dating juggalo's, Steven Hawking, West Virginia, steakhouse, condom machines, J1's love yacht rock, yo-yo tic tok, armed man at large, roadhouse, hitch hikers, vape stores and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big L, datacenters, liberty limo, human library, toddler eating pelicans, wikipedia, morning show, poo prints, dancer applications, whitest person on ancestry DNA, bit court, Chinook days, pond hockey, one eye treeing one eye trackin and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New lamps, rumors, tv interviews, styes, new glasses, animal guessing, Petey drives, dolphins, gay ram wool, dogs in casts, Rocker with a Walker Podcast, Macros, bit court, secret datacenter, chemtrails and MORE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kimchi, Happy New Year, fancy dishware, food competitions, apologies to the kids, elections, match.com, morning radio, hockey updates, how much facebook thinks you are worth, hunger games district, doordashing to NY, polymarket, chatrooms, Jeff Garcia, weight loss, fat matress, working over the holidays and demerits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Christmas! Christmas movies, jackass movies, halfway to 90, gift opening, hockey sponsorship, tree cleanup, yo-yo tricks, scrooge, Alcester Xmas pranks, homoerotic hockey shows, old business, cow theft, drippin in privilege. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Baja Blast, fridge cigarettes, love after lockup, night smells, hockey updates, drop it like its hot, crying, new who died sound, usual suspects, crab leg drones, lantern bug honey, Otto and George, vase of pills, Finland, straight Eric Stonestreet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hockey updates, mindless tv, baby's first breaking news, pet obituary, Kubla Khan'd, 10 Ton Goldfish, $2 bills, NYC subway, sleep shows, wax figures and MORE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shaq clothes, taxidermy, to-do list, family circle, Petey's band, technical difficulties, sex offenders in bands, golden girls, hockey updates, flask martinis, Ed Gien, Oriental Trading Co, street fighter, hub-cap jerk chicken, doubling down on ad's, turkey pardons, reptile gardens and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Doc's schedule, sleep deprivation, Vegas recap, fancy legal pad, turkey problems, Mrs. Doubtfire, non-Italian pasta, Edmund Fitzgerald merch, young people marriage, suicide tourism, power outage and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Baseball Fields, costumes, fish theft, Doc's kids, bean burritos, guess that animal, prepper bunker news and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Halloween Sepcial! dance groups, Jesus on a Pegasus, governors hunt, gizzards, hockey updates, robbery, ad's, hamburger helper, myspace and the Mormons, glamor shots, Mr. Ed, CGI, John Waters, Earnest and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lizard, D'Angelo, airbud, sea otter attacks, no burger kings, famous dogs, tanning lotion, Hardees hot chicks, Tininkling and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live again, fun words, lizard expo, tap dancing, COVID, flying planes, shutdown burgers, tiki torches vice president, spooky candy, weight loss, religion, Shaq clothes update, bald spot song and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Watch this podcast on video @ Patreon.com/MurdocJ or on our YouTube channel Youtube.com/MurdocJ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grunts, SF experience, yoga, scary scale numbers, CINCH playoffs, Redford, Steve-o, Tattoos, podcasters, meth heads, Den of ZYN and weekly weigh-ins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RC traffic, powerball tipping, political violence, sasquatch, tesla bodies, amputations, parenting problems,fat bear season, lock in season, taxidemy, facial hair, Supertramp and Luke Bryan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Were back! Guess that animal, fursonas, rockies dogs, kangaroo maps, cop stories, liver comas, Joe Camel, note taking, skinner farts, Gavin Newsome hair, back to theme songs of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Encore songs, shock collar jeopardy, turkey gravy drinking, Homoerotic trump, girl fights, Brad Pitts mom, horse tax returns, feeding pets to zoos, phones listening to you, animals at the rally, sex toys at WNBA games, German reality tv and dinosaur tattoos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*apologies in advance for the audio quality* Parking passes, Saltburns first rally, alligator Alcatraz, hells angels, police presence, flip flop advice, hot teachers, den of Zyn, Lizzo, coffins, breastmilk and confederate flags. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang watches part one of Dances With Wolves. (Murdoc note - I dunno. We're workin out the kinks, but we'll get there.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've got leads! We pave the Squilk Road. The Saltburn Slappers. Not even Ozzy's death saved that Coldplay CEO. Bucket hat accords. The busiest summer Amity Island's ever seen! Tractor pullin'. Bucket hat resurfaces. Mr Skagway. Irene's Tab Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Juice bars, Bryan Adams, Best spot to go neckin in Alcester, Prom themes, Emma Watson, Tentatively Missing, Ride the Culver's Vibe, Travolta Thirst Trap, Are we doing ads? Washable couches, Deadly rickshaws, Giant beaver corrections. THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS:NordVPN Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Baby Jessica, Giant beavers, State fossils, Swamp crotch, Smelly airplane passengers, Mount Rushmore of movie badasses, Belle rodeos, Bottle rocket drive-by's, Grandmas horse, Did we finally pick a movie? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot hunks thoughts, In-Ear Headphones, Edna, Saltburn look alike, First responders attacking, Hamster league, Sex offender interviews, Daisy Duke, Song of the summer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Schnapps stops, Naked tricycle memories, The Sweet Bread Prince, Liver king, Fake dentists, Alpaca weddings, Smells, Office fridge update, Let's do a fat line and shoot some lizards, This week's Patreon Song Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mormons, Amazon, Lawn mowing, life-saving sea lions, gizzard update, Alien invasions, Miami Vice, Fathers day underwear, Kinky sewing machines. Tbh, the fact that any of you are joining a Patreon shocks me. It means the world, and I'm eternally grateful that you are here. Find some healthier hobbies, though. Patreon.com/MURDOCJNordVPN.com/Slice25 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patreon Bits. The other Swedish Chef. You can't deport The Boss. Chucky died. Rainbow Bridges. Where's my helicopter? BoM Squad? Welcome Nord VPN! Kinda. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We watch 1996's Great White Hype, Share stories, Figure out who producer Jakob looks like, Hot school teachers, Renting movies from the TV, Fashion friendly clothes for husky fellas, All new patreon in the works!Patreon.com/MurdocJ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Return of the Petey. My Senator friends. Back at it with the sponsor stories. Alternative Mt Dew flavors. RIP Morris the Gator. Date My Age ads, Reality TV stereotypes, Sperm races, Baby T-Rex. Lincoln's high pitch voice. Clemenza. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Petey joins! Bummer Popes. .08 Blood of Christ limit. Harmonicas?! High school football stories. Herb Alpert boot knockers. RIP JB. One of the first dudes to treat you like a man. I'll always remember it, homie. Dishpig Buffet. Catholic Adjacent. Punch me into that Conclave. T-Rex fixes for humanity. The first Murdoc at the Movies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Murdoc and Jakob not Jake talk the twins being back in town, Pawn Stars bragging, Slam Frank the musical, Build-a-gun workshop, AAA standoff, All Your Data. Crispy Sips. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A big part of playing craps is vibe. You can AI me, but it won't be as funny. A good Vegas run. Younger Me / Older Marty, Val Kilmer, again. The wake of men in the trail of Cher. Jakob not Jake change of heart. Big dog Vulvas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last meals with Francis. Dog cocaine. Powerball Karma. The rare full apology. B-Side Val Kilmers. Vajazaling Updates. Must Watch Val Movies. Strike 1 on the new kid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listening to me talk about WuTang is like listening to a kid on the spectrum talk about trains. 2 Martini Perfect. Early mornings. 23andMe meltdown. WTF Seed Oil. Samsung deaths. TV Gadgets. Rich people grocery shopping. JFC, Hegseth. Bulldog blues. @Murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back from DC. I'd like a Max W and the 7. Immigrant Jesus'. Iraqi Sitcom Ideas. Nancy Grace. Bum Rats. Burial Plans. Male Strippers. Back to the Future Hypotheticals. @Murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Middle school shenanigans. Lupe Fiasco. Airplane deals. I'm not saying he's innocent. False positive lesbians. Personal Injury ads going hard in the paint. Amazon bought Bond. Murdoc at the Movies. (with Petey) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Hard No Game. The new kid swings for the fences. The show goes on because it's 11:30. Production is a sandwich. Calderas. Vegas stories. SNL 50th. Skijoring fashion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meet the new Jakob. Green chilis.Thanks to jennpduckytattoos for Wild Billy Reubens. Thank you Frank Black for meeting the bar. Old gay hangs. Smarf's is a must. Giddy Up Jingle Horse, It's Stock Show time! Warm the broth. Hot or Not was a thing that existed. I can get you kangaroo meat by Tuesday. If the horizon is in the middle... Halftime Shows. Fat and Skinny Drew Carey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot Dahmer is (temporarily) leaving. He'll be back, I can call these things. Jay Mohr is back! Adventures in Death Valley! Christmas texts to Austin. 1987 Pops. Jobs I could do in Fallout. Bunker promotions and woes. The 'Airport Beer.' Craps heaters. Shout out to the Happy Burro in Beatty. Florida's internet. Terry Ree stories. Gross AI Milk ads. Best Wishes Hot Dahmer. I didn't realize this is 6 seasons in until after I recorded this. Thanks for sticking around friends) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pre-Holiday - sneak it in on a Friday episode. Know Your Presidents. The Smells. The Morning Show. Farming Simulators and Cocaine. We gotta start listening to Dan. Thot Squad! Landman. Billy Bob movies you should take in. It's ok to not be ok! Eggs. Old Bits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Giddy Up, Jingle Horse. Hot Dahmer bought a house. Dance movies I can't remember. Bespoke Pig Kidneys! Bird Flus. The Ortolon. Adorable animals we eat. Future pets. Space Station Spiciness. CEOs getting unalived. Who Died? Sex Worker Towns and the Holidays. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Austin shows us the benefit of incremental growth. Murdoc at the Movies. Weeped at 7. Weeped. That one TV dad died. Mom's Spaghetti no more. False Positive Lesbian music. Cosmetic colon procedures. I'm ready for the aliens but I'm terrified of the Farm Simulator Game. Monkey Updates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Surfer John Denver is hanging in for another round. Death Valley review. New Hot Dahmer takes a swing at production. MONKEY UPDATE. The longest nipple hair. Guess Dad's surgery. It's dark at noon. Skunk Town. See ya in December. @murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded post-election, November 2024. Loose Monkeys. Austin didn't do a thing for the cause. Uzbekistan women who talk you into faking your death. GBD. Chimps aren't pets. Learning things about Austin! Nic Cage movies. Austin officially got old. "It's the funniest thing that's ever happened." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So - I've been trying to pass recreational cannabis in SD. SD wasn't interested. Meet Austin, He's the new kid. We recorded a few episodes after the election. Welcome back, nerds. RIP Quincy. Young Phil D doppelganger. Bulldog Hospice. GTA Dancing. Austin learns about Stacked and Packed. Homework. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.