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The Bottom

Captain Wetwipe seeks guidance from Charles Spank, the lowlife at rock bottom who once stood at the top. Spank is out of shape, out of practice—but not out of instinct. As he begins his climb back upward, he’s forced to do it the hard way: by dragging others with him. Now joined by 9 Milligram Cam—a frail, nicotine-addicted drifter who wandered in at the wrong moment—the climb becomes crowded, tense, and unpredictable. Listen as Charles Spank attempts to rise again while pulling Captain Wetwipe and Cam forward, forming an uneasy army built on pressure, rivalry, and instinct. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Letters from Fantasy

    A message from Judah Fantasy reaches the low ground. As its meaning unfolds, Cam is sent forward alone, carrying rage, duty, and a growing sense that the war has already begun. The Don reads deeper than before — and realizes this letter was never meant to inform, but to provoke. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Cracks in the Army

    As the army begins its climb, unity proves harder to maintain than expected. Captain Wetwipe, the wayward disciple, struggles to balance loyalty with ambition, while 9 Milligram Cam, the hollow drifter, grows increasingly uneasy with the path ahead. Watching it all unfold is Charles Spank, the fallen Don, who demands discipline even as the tension between his would-be prodigies begins to rise. With progress comes pressure—and pressure reveals cracks. As doubts surface and motives collide, the question becomes whether this army can truly move as one… or if the climb itself will tear it apart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Boots in the Dirt, War in the Air

    Captain Wetwipe is finding his footing when 9 Milligram Cam arrives—frail, nicotine-addicted, and quietly calculating. As Charles Spank pulls them together, attention becomes currency, labels turn into weapons, and an old rivalry between lowlife and gentleman begins to surface. Discipline is imposed, lines are drawn, and the first march forward begins.This is the moment before everything turns chaotic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    The Don Still Walks

    Captain Wetwipe, the Wayward Disciple, realizes he has reached the bottom. Directionless and worn down, he hears rumors that Charles Spank—the Fallen Don—is still alive. Desperate for guidance, Wetwipe sets out to find him. When he does, Charles is reluctant. Not because he doubts Wetwipe—but because helping him means confronting his own fall. To rise, Charles knows he’ll have to climb again himself, dragging Wetwipe up alongside him. Out of practice, not out of instinct.These are the conversations they had at the bottom—before the ascent began. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Captain Wetwipe seeks guidance from Charles Spank, the lowlife at rock bottom who once stood at the top. Spank is out of shape, out of practice—but not out of instinct. As he begins his climb back upward, he’s forced to do it the hard way: by dragging others with him. Now joined by 9 Milligram Cam—a frail, nicotine-addicted drifter who wandered in at the wrong moment—the climb becomes crowded, tense, and unpredictable. Listen as Charles Spank attempts to rise again while pulling Captain Wetwipe and Cam forward, forming an uneasy army built on pressure, rivalry, and instinct. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Captain Wetwipe seeks guidance from Charles Spank, the lowlife at rock bottom who once stood at the top. Spank is out of shape, out of practice—but not out of instinct. As he begins his climb back upward, he’s forced to do it the hard way: by dragging others with him. Now joined by 9 Milligram...

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