The Bumpass Podcast

Football Extravaganza(Thanks Donnnnna)...Yes, an old WTDS sound file gave Mark the idea for this show title. Its all football pretty much except for the deflated hockey puck part that has been in the news lately. Mark has a snack or two and travels to Ohio and also back to 1979 all within the half hour podcast. Also we discover just what exactly made Mark famous......its a must listen folks.....enjoy!!!!!!

Use it or relocate it or beat it. On todays episode, Mark talks about Robin Williams and depression with celebrities. Oh and theres an explanation as to why there was no porkchop 2 episode. We also hear Mark try to spell DJ (that's almost worth listening to alone) Mark joins the I thing world and actually likes some of it. Copperheads are all over the yard. Mark starts his MMA career and it actually turned out pretty good. The real treat of the show is Marks take on the Tony Stewart saga...but Mark turns that giggety giggety talk into a story of when Mark had his own giggety giggety firesuit and helmet. And Mike from the drinking show drives a Buick.....Enjoy the show suckers.

Tabasco doesn't go well on Mark's balls so he not only had a run in with tabasco on the balls, he even had the balls to tell you all about it. None of you are signing up for CPR classes with Mark, so he joined a rescue squad for his benefit (and maybe now ya'll will sign up and take his very entertaining class, hmmmmf) A segment of Lets Ride Mark proves to be worth listening to. Elvis, Door, And Fishy Double Wides, errrrrr....just listen, its something like that. See ya suckers.

Gotta give you a hand. The two studios crash into one as Mark is joined via Skype by Donna and Mike from The Drinking Show. They sit and talk shop and a little bit of everything. Killer interrupts the show but Mike encourages Killer to come over the air. Mark is into first aid big time. Mark convinces Donna and Mike that he really is a celebrity.

thegodnormalpodcastdotcom God got a great podcast producer up in heaven so Mark cracks the mic and rambles for 51 minutes about losing Camm. He is just someone that Mark met through podcasting and basically had to talk about it. Camm will be missed.....so it triggers Mark to talk about his journey from start to present with podcasting. There are still a lot of uhms, but they are cracked voice Mark uhms......just listen folks!

Good New Year To Pump And Blow everybody! Mark becomes a cougher so it just seems right that he should teach CPR and First Aid. Mark has a little bit of time to catch up with you all and theres even a Facebook group only message in the show.www.weekendcrew.com football pick important finisher announcement is also in the show. See ya suckers has a new meaning....Mark will start spelling it as well as say it from now on as Sia suckers.....whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets get ready to porkchop everyone! Mike and Mark bring two of the best talents on the WTDS Podcast network together for a combined show. They are joined by Donna,Jody and Scott for what truly is a great set up to the main reason for having porkchop 2014....The Bands. They are joined by guests "Roy"(Ray), Ben, Mick and Steve. This is just the begging to the rest of a long day of music and drinking and just general human interactions.....stay tuned for episode two soon. We hope those of you that have not been or couldn't come to porkchop this year will get a feel for the fun it offers and set the next years date to your calendars. Enjoy the show.

YAEVER BURP AND CHOKE AT THE SAME TIME? Mark has a no prep whatsoever catch up show but no apologies for a show not coming out for six weeks. Mark does a Ward Burton Impression to die for as well as finding out that you don't blow in the wrong end while performing CPR. Young Marines and Run A Muck go so well together.....HOO RAH!!!! Mark found a news reporter out of 4000 people(shocker) Mark is set for Pork Chop 2014 and no worms can come around. A shout out to a new WTDS Podcast Network Show (Yall are only gonna listen because its two chicks) Mark may have burped a lot during this episode as well, but Mike has no influence on the no pants while podcasting factor.......and apparently Mark doesn't wanna tell the whole story on a story telling podcast.......enjoy this trainwreck known as Marks best show ever. See ya suckers!

Rasslin Prisoner: On this episode of The Bumpass Podcast, Mark finally tells Paul in the Bumpass Facebook Group the stripper/hot dog story.As you probably can tell, what a story it must be.Mark gets a letter from a prisoner and now after an appearance on The Drinking Show, Mark thinks its maybe a little half way bogus.....will the jokester please stand up! What can be more fun than watching Pro Wrestling in the heart of Louisa Va? Maybe Mark getting under the skin of one of the wrestlers, so much under his skin that the guy yells at Mark......Listen to the whole show, shout outs at the end and a song to sleep to also plays. See ya suckers!

Ten Four And Other Big Trucker Words.On todays episode of The Bumpass Podcast,Mark has a hankering to go back in time and get a monkey to ride in his truck.Mark will instead take you to the biggest truck stop in the USA,you have to hear all about this place people.Mark encourages everyone to put the cell phones and text masheen stuff down and buy a CB radio at the local yard sale and use it for some entertainment......Productive entertainment.Mark brings you up to speed on some CB radio lingo and what some of the 10 codes mean....don't forget also that lot lizards may or may not be mentioned in this trucking episode.Not interested in trucking stuff?Dont listen because Mark tells about an accident in DC and you may also hear about a black dog.....now you can just listen to the show and find out about the black dog without even watching the movie Black Dog.Huge RIP shout out to Matt at the end.

Nadia or Mary Lou is the question during this episode of The Bumpass Podcast. Mark has an Olympic moment or ten and decided to do a few tidbits about Olympic history. Go USA. Mark discovers that Olympic athletes can devour some chicken mcnuggets and yall don't even wanna know what Mary Lou and Nadia did to him as a budding young male. Mark is working on getting himself some Olympic dukes by the time the torch gets lit again in four years. Also, who else thought Russia was always eight feet of snow and telephone poles for training for fights and Olympic events? Kick back and listen to the show and enjoy your copy of sports illustrated!

Mark takes a truckload of water to Hurricane West Virginia to unparch some parched residents. All show long you can get an inside look at the life of a truck driver who occasionally delivers goods to people during a disaster. Mark teaches the ABC s to a man in the back room of a delivery area....watch for ice on bridges can take a little longer to explain than one might imagine,,,,,,,,,,,,,wintery mix may be said more than once during this episode of the podcast. Mark loves his new soundboard. All and all the podcast tells a real hard working man story and a moist hoodie happens as well.

Dynamic Un Normal Duo......Happy 2014 everybody! Mark reviews some old weird stories from 2013 and then turns the show happy with Ice cream flavors that are odd.......about 32 minutes in, Mark literally comes down with "sumthin"...then he sucks it up and finally finishes the show with some great stuff about 2013 movies and not to give it away but he love the Netflix Exclusive Series Orange is the New Black.......Season 8 of Dexter is happening at the Bumpass Podcast Compound. Quite a few shout outs happen during the weird news,,,,,oohhhh and and a big sneeze may be the result of nude podcasting.........never know!!!!!!!!! See ya more in 2014 suckers!!!!!!!

Mark dedicates a song to a 1987 classmate, Stephanie and then the Christmas hijinks ensue. Mark has exclusive audio footage of Elvis chasing down Hamburger James in the airport as he tells the story of Hamburger James like always at Christmas time (the story has no relation to Christmas......get it? So tell it as a Christmas story). Some Christmas Story facts as well as Christmas themed records that were set. Everyone should start the Christmas pickle tradition and use the amazon link on the website to purchase said Christmas Pickle. Merry Christmas everybody! Oh and the CART Christmas parade recap!

Mark is doing a deer show and it turns into The Drinking Show calling in at the same time as recording goes on. We simulcast on the WTDS Podcast Network. Mark, Mike,and Steve merge shows and it turns into a few guys that are obviously former WGAY listeners decide to finish the show with totally geeked out radio file attitudes...........we rock!!!!!!!!!!!! and podcast god note,,,,,,,,stop emailing me stuff about The Drinking Show stuff,,,,,,,,,,,you must listen to the whole show dorks!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't listen unless you are a pro,,,,,,look it up in the book,,,,,,,,Peggy shows up too,,,,,,,,,,yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The show is unedited and has no ending either btw,,,,,,,,,,,thats how I roll though!

The Podcast God has a role reversal interview, Christine from the Bumpass Podcast Group on Facebook interviews Mark and we hear all about Mark.Judy Jetson and the Great Kazoo, peanut butter, deer hunting,earthquakes, Germany, P!nk,Jewel, and Kelly Frost are just some of the things you will hear about on this episode. Probably the best ever podcast because it was ALL about me. Peggy Cheggy and Oma Peter are a popular topic as well today.

Mark sends the government back to work!!!!!!!!!SWEET!!!!!! The Mars chick hits some stuff....and speaking of that, we have candy on this "not a Halloween show". Theres bound to be some uhms involved too,,,,fair warning.

My flight to FM radio; Mark finds his podcast record button again and a dag on airplane had to crash because of it. Famous airplanes and people who have died in them. Oh and Mark on real FM radio? Holy Crap people......its true!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geogia Tuff. Mark gives his take on a few Georgia recent events. Try this crap and dead or spendin bread segments and a dog shot in his own texas back yard.

Conti The Mermaid becomes a subject all because of a cat dying...how does Mark tie this crap all together?Cartoon cats and fish stories on this episode.Mark has a heart?RIP Sunshine the family cat!

Its another combined podcast as Mark is joined by Ann and Mike in the WTDS studio. They discuss a dumb football mascot and and even dumber football player as well as a smart rich guy Redskin player. Mark has a ton of facebook facts that you may not have known.Steve and Chablis Skype in. Basketball Vodka,really? A good time was had by all.

Compulsive makes its way to Bumpass. Mark debuts a new segment called Try This Crap and the return of Dead or Spendin Bread.......and we finish with a lil Strokin.....see ya suckers.

Mark gets a new studio and equipment set up so we can enjoy trouble free and regular episodes now. Porkchop2013 recap. Just a catch up with everybody show.....still learning the equipment

Mike and Mark at Pork Chop 2013. It is what is. Sorry about the audio guys. I tested and tested and reviewed the audio as we were going along that day and everything sounded great. However, after getting it home turns out something went wrong. Thanks to everyone who came by the TDS/BMP tent. Shout-out to "Bad Monkey" and the guys from "No Shots for Ben" for coming on. I had a great time - until I passed out. Note to self: Don't start drinking at 6:30 AM! Mike and Mark have again resumed regular scheduled programming at the WTDS Podcast Network...See ya Suckers! PS The whole set from "Dat Band from Dem Guys" is at the end of the Podcast (Thanks Jody, Mike and Keith)

On this episode Mike and Donna have Mark in studio to do The Drinking Show/The Bumpass Podcast! Jody and Bad Monkey join the show via Skype. They discuss career change, cicadas, hockey and doughnuts. Bad Monkey promotes the Some Gave All Foundation and of course Porkchop Festival 2013, and Mike can't even handle Marks equipment, give it a listen and have a drink or a "bunkiss" on us.

Lets spray paint in German!People dig Mark...Mark Cant say Clinton.....Bad Monkey coming to porkchop???Wtf is Bad Monkey?Oh and Happy Memorial Day!

Is that your jack? HUH? My Dick Trickles or is it my mic? who knows....Nascar driver Dick Trickle dies. Mark is called a terrorist at the job.....lol! Chew or swallow and Porkchop 2013 is a comin!!!!!!!!!!!!

Truck stop hot dogs, Its the first of May and Mark has an echo to start the show off right, Caps Caps Caps fans leaving games suck as drivers and speaking of suck......Mark encounters a gay trucker, Aunt Jamima wants desert and Lets Ride Mark segment makes its debut.

Clam Chowder is the bomb! Mark gives his take on the Boston bombings and it turns into a clam chowder lesson. Chew or swallow and Whats on Marks meat segments.......oh and giggety giggety gets out of hand in Texas. A trip to Washington cant happen.....dang it!!!!! Mark shares his new M drive transmission with yall!!!

1492 Columbus sailed the ocean view............wait......Gabe ,I tell you what a bumpass is and then show 69 breaks out.......ugh.........

Are you mocking me? Memories and some uhms. Good Lord I cant listen back to myself.

STAGGERING BONER!!!!! Cooking and tire stagger? Story time for Andrea!! Kansas City crossdressers! Whats on Marks meat! Webmaster Mike has more tapes to doctor if he hears the end of this show. Chicks in hats.

Polar plunge recap!Marks equipment got so small at the polar plunge that it still isnt working properly. Mark needs to stop giving preachers in town some advice as to how their sermon should go on Sundays.....Shout outs to Dave and Nicole Cee. Christine from the group must be an executive type of gal....huge shout out to her.....and a mystery laptop shows up in Marks hands. Cases of Maxi Pads never smelled so good until now.

Homemade Cheese cubes fascinate Mark. Mark figures out how to podcast without his sound drops and a half as*ed fixed mixer board........Oh and HI OPIE......lol (lol means laugh out loud) Congrats to Langdon Nation and The Oddcast.

Hips dont etch or sketch......whaaaaat? Mark is joined by Christine and they discuss etch a sketch and civil war spys. Mike leaves Mark hanging for segment two......not really but it gives Mark an excuse for the show ending song. Oh and the weather never changes in Bumpass.....hmmmmm!!!!!

ONE LAST BELCH..Mark has a short tribute to The Belcher R.I.P....Ladies....dont break your arm while writing with a man pen next time you write to me. Gabe Gabe Gabe............sigh......The Travisty Comedy Page on Facebook steps up with some dueling group cu@t talk that Gabe started in my group. Pledge Of Allegience talk. A teacher bangs seven kids. Listener Christine doesnt care for camel toes.....WTF?tester has just found a new life in the bumpass podcast facebook group..........listen to the show people!

SUB*#Y---EAT FRESH..........well maybe get shorted.........Mark demands twelve inches so he should get what he pays for!!!!!!!!!! Chris Brown hoax..........huh? And the pregnancy tester has just found a new life in the bumpass podcast facebook group..........listen to the show people!

Ouch That Leg Hurts------The NHL lockout is over so Mark asked his group for favorite sports moments! Mark saw Kelly Frosts tractor trailer during the week. What Marks twat tweets......and what a ramble fest at the end....just listen folks!!!!!!!!!

A pretty good Elvis birthday show folks! Also,,,,celebrity impersonations in this episode are really just Mark(shhhhhh...dont tell) The love is stirring in the bumpass group on facebook..........lol!

Tanya writes: In this episode, Gabe from The Common Man Show commandeers the show (typical Texan. He stole it) Did Mark really say "Kien Aidians"? Words with friends sucks when losing to other podcasters mothers. Celebrity 2012 deaths. Washington DC is a dirty town. Happy New Year people!

Merry Christmas Show 2012............that is all you need to know...............enjoy! Merry Christmas everybody!

Mark talks more Shania! The Common Man Show makes a debut via sound clip! All three songs by Jody! Fan Vonda comes to Bumpass and catches Mark while kinda deer hunting!

Mark has Bradley C. Baker(The C. Makes it sound more english)from www.brokenlinkradio.com on and Mike from www.thedrinkingshow.com crashes in. Mark gets real mellow sounding after the first hour........did he fall asleep during his own show or is he just mellow? Please excuse any production glitches....thanks and enjoy two hours of eargasm!

Mark gives a few shout outs out and basically just talks about his obsession and other whatnot! The Bumpass Triangle unfortunatly rears its ugly head again. Mark has a broken fence! Yawnnnnnn............tell the story finally Mark! Smoked gouda and bananna splits and a live Juicy Butt BBQ eating session.

Story time---Mark and son hear about $88 blue ray players. Walmart employess are ticked off. State troopers fingerprint your car. Mike Ditka has stroke. Mark gives his meat to Brenda right in front of his son IN the wal mart parking lot! Mommy Dearest gets Mark in the Thanksgiving mood!

Tons of shout outs and Mark does his official XM Radio air check on the show..........Dead or Spendin bread segment debut.....Mark joins the robot community.

Mark Rides in and survives Hurricane Sandy.Regi plays a scrabble game even though Mark is podcasting.Stephanie wont stop texting and Mark has a GRRRRREAT big Deer hunting story......proof is in the pictures/video section.The Bumpass Triangle Is across the gravel road.!!!!

Mike from the drinking show is in Alabama for the race so Mark tells one of his racing stories. Corn uses. Man eaten by his hogs.Speeding does not pay.

Mike and Donna come to Bumpass to set up the new Bumpass Podcast Studio.Mark gets excited over a facebook poke.Craigslist fun for Gabe (The Common Man Show)

On this episode Mark speaks Namibian and then talks about masturbation for the entire show.