The Chico Walker Show!

Salacious prurience, sore udders, and Ted Nugent hasn't had a hit in 30 years.

Oddly autographed baseballs, not going to see Soundgarden, and Pete's ridiculously long band anecdote.

Mr. Mercury, bass players are further down the food chain, and geographic food trends.

Our favorite Baldwins, PeteBob's ukulele incident, and Name That Palin.

The world's shortest poem, things you can't do with CDs, and Abe Vigoda is still alive.

The meaning of "splunge" (finally!), facts about the War of 1812, and windshield repair.

DenBob rips on Susan Boyle, Gilbert Gottfried's fine Aflac career, and underwear talk.

Extra-special Thanksgiving commemorative episode! It's all we talk about this week. Really!

Hey look, what's in that vault? No, don't open it. ARRGH! I told you so.

Den gets a birthday card, Pete's car gets vandalized, and antifreeze should not be taken internally.

PeteBob's 911 call, Randy Quaid, and the return of Mr. Melodica.

23rd annual super duper pooper scooper Halloween spectacular!

Pez disappointment, Don't Nuke the Uke, and background music makes the show more exciting.

DenBob's octogenarian comedienne vendetta, DenBob's soliloquy, and DenBob's Octomom.

Picking our Nostradamus, the lyrics to "Africa," and PeteBob won't turn his heat on.

Drive-through frustration, how to pronounce "Xanadu," and William Shatner is a great interview.

How to get pulled over, the music of Oliver!, and producing a live album is the easiest job in the world.

Long songs, getting drunk at Jewel, and psychos always have German names.

Little-known Nostradamus predictions, bedbug infestation, and tragic death by hay bale.

Astronaut songs, PeteBob uses the word "covet" in a sentence, and Roger Clemens stops by the studio.

Beer can collecting, dads love to throw stuff away, and the toe-dog hero.

Meat Loaf's real name, animatronics, and Fred Thompson's historic run for president.

Lots of music talk (for once!), including our report from Fitzgerald's American Music Festival.

We deserve to be struck by lightning, people who don't get the show, and who's suing us this week.

Exercising DenBob's house, dungeon tales, and how to not give money to strangers.

Singing into the toilet, a love letter from a casino, and things men never say to women.

Are you recording yet? Will you hush? You weren't yapping through that whole thing, were you?

Kitchen gadgets from Uncle Clem's, Ozzie Osbourne, and PeteBob's porn career.

Gambling is a lot of work, archaic base ball terminology, and the Mt. Pilot Panflutes.

Fruit talk, Law and Order: SUV, and famous men who look like bugs.

Effingham, IL, and its sister cities, steel-cut oats, and all your Facebook friends are fake people.

The Human Oddities Museum, Chuck E. Cheese, and how to make a toilet into a bidet.

Who won't be hosting the Oscars, pumas can solve your rabbit problem, and things that are edible.

Hay rack rides, the Shempy's Burgers theme song, and Eddie Rabbitt's real name.

Morris Mac Davis is a country music singer, celebrities named "Tina," and the Master of the Cold Read.

What you do with the beaters, slider-scented candles, and Patrick Dempsey is not Patrick Swayze.

Flower thieves, senior nudist colonies, and "Tarjay."

How to care for your turtle, the Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm song, and asparagus treats.

Shake cheese, the listener of the week, and this isn't video.

Pete's superhero name, tribute bands, and the Great Wall of China.

Den's new one-man play, the world's smallest tractor, and thumb tacks.

The cow liver diet, Sheriff Lobo, and fun facts about Belgium.

Denis and Pete discuss Mr. Belvidere, pretzels, and renaming the show.

Pete and Denis make a promo...or die trying.