The Chrissie Swan Show

Chrissie’s still reeling off her recent holiday to Japan, where she spent a bit of time (3 shopping trips to be exact) getting lost in Don Quijote and the shop’s sound track. She stumbled across its existence on Instagram and of course has come back with a full tub of items she felt she absolutely needed to bring home…according to her algorithm! Plus, did Chrissie just fall in love with a listener??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It seems we may have run out of celebs OR our very own home grown celeb in Robert Irwin is too booked and busy to host our Aussie contingent of ‘I’m a Celeb’ because rumours are swirling that the show is getting the axe. Plus, Chris Brown really has not learnt his lesson…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mystic called it from the start when she said the word ‘Loose’ is coming up today and she wasn’t wrong, because we’re talking about a movie star, but not the type of movie stars we know, the adult kind…but not just that, she’s in ‘MENSA’ a very exclusive, very smart club, so we’re asking are you surrounded by idiots? Plus, what’s an unlikely obsession that you have? Mick Jagger’s got one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s an update in the Alex with an e and Alix with an I drama and it seems Alix is currently on top after she’s given the perfect PR reply whilst doing appearances for her upcoming Sports Illustrated Cover. Plus, Jack’s decided Katy Perry should be the next victim of a Roast, which it turns out we do everyday anyway, so why stop now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve stumbled across another AITA goldmine, in the way of a 53 yr old Grandmother trying to figure out if she should have to bear the responsibility of looking after her Grandchildren for the summer…who’s camp are you in? Chrissie reveals that she’ll never offer up those kind of services for kids! Plus, we’re finally going to discuss that cruise ship…you know the one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Royal work quick, because when rumours spread of Rod Stewart’s exchange with King Charles, it’s no nowhere to be heard…but of course, we’re going to talk about what we do know! Plus, we’ve got our money on Delta for Eurovision and we know when you can watch it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After whispers of Anok Yai being the ‘Met Gala Wee-er’ at the 2024 instalment, Anok has come out to say it was absolutely NOT her! But it got us thinking, what rumour have you heard about yourself? Jack remembers when people thought he was his mate, Nadia Bartel’s, new lover and Chrissie thought it was funny when people were speculating she might jump ship to a new radio network and show. Plus, let’s calm that chaos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Despite all the right paper work, visa’s etc, Keli Holiday has been kicked out of the US..could it be because of what we think? Plus, Kevin Hart’s roast is out now on Netflix and Tom Brady didn’t hold back on his revenge from his own roast in 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s bringing a new game to the table, because she needs to know whether or not her question is a stupid question and we’ve decided it’s not…But, you’ve got some questions, so are THEY stupid questions?? Plus, someone keeps asking celebs what their favourite Beyonce songs is, so we thought it was about time that we told you all what ours are!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift is being sued by Vegas Showgirl and is everyone just suing everyone these days?? Plus, Hailey Bieber has sat down for an interview with Time Magazine and we picked all the best bits out to talk about!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie thought she was being GASLIT by not only her team, but the whole office the other day when she asked if anyone knew who Debbie Gibson was and everyone said they had no idea...so naturally Chrissie had to school us all on who Debbie Gibson WAS and IS. Plus, it's sweeping statement's timeeee!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you notice overnight that some followers may have disappeared? Well Jack certainly did and we found out WHY! Plus, Chrissie's got a conspiracy on Kim K and how she's everywhere. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve been doing one of our fave things, trawling through Reddit and we’ve stumbled across a gold mine…A Korean woman wants to know if her Aussie boyfriend has a standard level of hygiene or if Aussie men are just pigs to live with, and some of you tell us that they are! Plus, we’ve got a Billie Eilish deep dive ahead of our preview screening TONIGHT.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s finally seen ‘Michael’ and she’s gathered some thoughts on the movie and perhaps why some things were missing or maybe, WHO is missing. Plus, we’ve got a sneak peak into Kylie’s new Netflix doco that IS coming…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve come across footage of a daughter in the UK on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?’ and had a pretty big sum of money on the line, called her Dad for the answer and he let her down…so we have to ask, When did your Dad let you down? Plus, Cameron & Benji Madden have welcomed another child with a usual name and turns out, some of you hate your own name!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the first Monday in May for the US, so naturally all eyes were on the 2026 MET Gala and we have some thoughts...Firstly, some of them clearly didn't understand the theme, some did and didn't even need to try (Nicole Kidman we're lookin' at you) and some well...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We were planning to have a little chat about Auskick parents but got a little sidetracked on the way. Now we're wondering what our strengths and weaknesses are, and who better to let us know than our own listeners! Plus, what's the thing you've been doing recently to bring a little bit of calm in to the chaos of everyday life?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Olivia Wilde has been the subject of a very unfortunate photo recently. Headlines are comparing her appearance to that of Golem from Lord Of The Rings. She's finally come out and addressed the picture.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicole Kidman has chatted with ASAP Rocky at the Chanel Cruise Show and revealed she love to give his wife a smooch, so we maybe she’ll give it a go! Plus, Chrissie’s Queen and Saviour, Taylor Swift is back to give us more Easter eggs…could we be getting new music on Sunday morning??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On Tuesday we said we wanted to celebrate 2009 and all the bangers from that year and today is exactly what we did. BUT, we also have to discuss a recent interview where Emily Blunt has given advice to women hating their job telling them to QUIT, and Chrissie reveals one of the hardest decisions she’s ever had to make off the back of that. Plus, we go through our mail bag in Chrissie’s Correspondence.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s noticed something on the roads…some of the roadworkers these days are all young, hot females and she’s got a bit of a crush. We find out from YOU why that is and what’s it’s like to be a chick holding the ‘slow down’ sign! Plus, it’s Thursday so we’re sweeping the statements!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rumours are swirling about our fave ‘mom’-ager, Kris Jenner and the fact that she hates her surgeon and the recent face lift she’s received. So naturally, she’s taken the mic on her daughter Khloe’s podcast to set the record straight! Plus, Olivia Rodrigo has featured in the new issue of Cosmopolitan and revealed some song writing secrets and anxieties.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s sick of her team jumping on her case for never leaving the house, so she’s found a lifestyle that suits her and it’s called ‘Nonnamaxxing.’ And after talking to some of you that have or are Nonna’s, she’s decided she’s going to lean into the lifestyle and become a Nonna. Plus, Chrissie’s Queen and saviour has done something so obviously we’re dedicating half of the show to talk about it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa Kudrow has revealed how much ‘The Friend’’s cast still make in residuals, and we’re going to ask you to sit down. Plus, Billie Eilish has sat down with Elle to answer some ‘Ask Me Anything’ questions and we found out some interesting tidbits that we did not predict from our gal.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re turning Terrible Tuesday around, starting with how does one do/master/pull off the old ‘Nipple Cripple’? Chrissie’s never experienced this either as the attacker or the victim, so she needs to know how it works. Plus, Chrissie’s inspired by actor, Ramy Youssef’s attempt to define something, so asks Jack live on his air what he thinks and he is STUMPEDSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s official (well…we think) that Harry Styles & Zoe Kravtiz are engaged after 8 months of dating, and surely Harry doesn’t want to upset Lenny, so this one’s got to stick! But what did Channing Tatum post? Plus, a cast member from the upcoming Season 4 of ‘The White Lotus’ has left the set.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who's the worst person you've ever met? Or when was something not quite right? We take a look back at your responses!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's no secret we love a Sweeping Statement around here, so why not look back at some of our faves! Chrissie's got a strong opinion on what the worst dish is to cook and Jack can't stand a nostalgic conversation...So, What are your unpopular opinions?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Remember that time Chrissie had never heard what 'poo change' was? Or the time we found out our very own audio producer, Scudda has a Guinness World Record? Well now you do! Plus, we hear from YOU. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With the Shortcut Queen in our midst, it's no wonder we often chat about food. So why not look back at our McDonalds taste test, whether it's Hummus or Hommus and what we've been influenced to try. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're re-hashing our IOU chat to hold Jack accountable - has he paid back his parents back? or his friend, Lucy? Not even Chrissie Swan? Plus, we need to talk about some stuff going on with our councils around the country. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're very lucky to have some very funny and talented friends of the show that like to stop by and tell us what they're up to! So far this year we've been very lucky to chat to some of Chrissie's faves, so we thought we'd revisit our chats! Dave Thornton and George Calombaris stop by to be put to the test by Chrissie and Jack in a new round of games just for them!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We like to get spicy around here, in particular with our Sweeping Statements. We take a look back at some of our most controversial of the year so far and see just how unpopular we've all been. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It doesn't take too much for fire these two up, but both Chrissie and Jack have something to bring to the table today and they're not happy about it. One is angry about a recent dining experience and the other is supporting a Country's stance on tourism. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We all know how chaotic our Chrissie Swan can be, so we thought why not celebrate it while we're away and take a look back at her most chaotic moments of the year so far! We find out what's been influencing Chrissie, how she injured herself and that one time she was alone in the house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With tomorrow bering Good Friday, Chrissie and Jack delve into the Easter basket and discuss what their Easter traditions are and more importantly, what their fav choc is! With Easter around the corner this means that today's our last show before the break, so we decided to open up the correspondence mail bag a day earlier and boy have we got some feedback for Q2!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We chatted to Kate a few weeks ago, but Chrissie was annoyed that she never got to ask the hard hitting questions she wanted to, so we doubled down and got her back on the show! Kate reveals what life was like being Sally Fletcher, where she thinks the character would be now and whether or not her Swiftie knowledge is up to Chrissie's standard!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After Monday's lie chat, we decided we needed MORE and opened up the phone lines again to see what other lies you've gotten yourself into! Plus Hughesy stops by to tell us about his new show in his 30th year at the Melbourne Comedy Festival and test the magic buzzer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After yesterday's commentary on MAFS, Jack decided that he'd get Chrissie's thoughts on last night's episode and she didn't stutter today either! Plus, Chelsea Handler has given us all the reason why she left her talk show...has it given inspiration for Chrissie & Jack !?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As Jack describes, Chrissie's daughter Peg had 37 birthday parties for her 13th birthday last week and during one of the 37, something happened and Chrissie decided she wasn't going to intervene. Peg and her friends...made a prank call! And so, Chrissie's decided that all children must learn the disappointment and repurcussions of such an act. Plus, Chrissie's got a new game to test on Jack before Hughesy stops by tomorrow to give it a run. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We needed to discuss last night's episode of MAFS because Jack had some thoughts he needed to get Chrissie across. Turns out, Chrissie feels very strongly about Gia and really UNLEASHED!! Plus, Celina Dion has announced that despite recent discussions of her health, she's said Oui, Oui to playing some shows in Paris!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone in the US was on trial and in the midst of a legal proceeding while simultaneously behind the wheel, yet she tried to fool everyone and say she was just a passenger...a childish lie! We ask you what you've been caught red handed for and Chrissie reveals the worst (and last!) lie she's ever told. Plus, there's something special in the Chrissie's Quizzie bum bag this week too! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kylie's ear must have been burning after all our chats about her (& Chanel and of course Margot) last week, that the AFL has announced what we hoped was true, she will be headlining the 2026 AFL Grand Final later in the year at the MCG. Plus, Trump has told us what his favourite sharpie marker is??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have the first sighting of Taylor Swift with her fiance, Travis Kelce at the iHeart Music Awards, and the rumours of easter eggs have started swirling. But, Chrissie's more interested in whether or not she'll lean in to what she's calling her 'Trad Wife Era' and swap out Swift for Kelce. Plus, Kim K is selling her 'All's Fair' outfits!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Thursday and we all know what that means, we're getting unpopular. But today, Chrissie's is not only a Sweeping Statement, but it's also a very important community PSA for us all. Plus, Jessica Gunning from the Netflix sensation 'Baby Reindeer' stops by chat to us about what it was like to raise to a higher level of fame overnight, what her preferred washing liquid is (IYKYK) and her upcoming part in 'The Magic Faraway Tree.'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harry Potter Fans, hold on to your sorting hats because HBO has released the first trailer for their upcoming Harry Potter series and we've decided NOW we're excited. Plus, there's been an update in the Chappel Roan Saga with the security guard providing his 2 cents! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie re-discovered a superpower of hers yesterday when she was able to recognise the faces of employees in their children, with every guess spot on in yesterday's 'Bring Your Kids' to work day at Nova. Plus, we've got a Feng Shui expert on to debunk some myths!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicole Kidman has turned up to her property girly's bday party, Reese Witherspoon but we think she's gotten the outfit memo wrong...and after she's been doing so well! Could this outfit error be the start of something more? Plus, Hannah Montana's 20th Anniversary special featured some interesting guests...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kelly McCloskey is an expert in Feng Shui, the ancient Chinese practise of arranging furniture, decor and spaces to ensure chi (flow). Kelly taught us the basic do's and dont's of where to put mirrors, whether or not we should have tv's in the bedroom and whether or not Kim K is doing it right!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emily Osment, (A.K.A Lily Truscott) was very absent from the Hannah Montana Premiere and people had lots to say. Chrissie and Jack have dedicated today to Kylie Minogue amidst the resurgence of the ‘Come Into My World’ music video as inspiration for Chanel’s new campaign with Margot Robbie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.