The Church of Common Sense

Today...Our "World's gone slap damn crazy" edition! Two National Guard agents shot near the White House, The Case that gave us the famous "Trump Mug Shot" dismissed in Georgia.....6 years later....An illegal from the countrry of Chile steals homeland security director Kristi Noem's purse....Johnny Cash's estate is sueing Coca Cola for hiring a "sound alike" to sing in a commercial.....and.......There's concern that the Epstein files may not be believed....well duh....

Today... the Democrats who suggested member of the military disobey orders may learn that what mama said is true...:Dat Mouth Gonna Overload Yo Ass One Day!" 8 people now arrested in the Louvre Heist and the stolen jewels ain't been found yet...just how much wine are they drinkin' over there in France??? And why the city of Nawlins is gettin' more like the movie Blazin' Saddles every day!

Today, Mayor "Whatshisname" names his transition team of 400+ individuals all expected to arrive in NYC in Chevy Vans and a Vintage Low Rider! The TSA is beefing up security for the holidays expecting to find a few Illegals, terrorists and perhaps a couple dozen natural blondes; a homeless man gets trapped in a porta potty and attorney for the construction company says some people just have a "shitty" life,,,,and ... A dog fighting and drug operation gets busted on the Texas/Louisiana border...so there goes the entertainment for this years holiday party!

Today...the feds launch operation Swamp Sweep and head to Nawlins to round up illegals... President Trump pretends to get along with Mamdani for a day, A truck load of live chickes causes confusion in Washington, A comic book worth 9 MILLION dollars...and the new Oklahoma City Board game features the skyline of.....TULSA?!?!?!

Today who has the FINAL say in what the public sees in the Epstein files... President Trump welcomes a communist to the White House, and which phone company is getting ready to cut thousands of jobs!

Today...Solid Gold Sh*tters; Good Dope; and TV Nobody is Watching!

Today....we finally find out just how many kinky members of Congress and the Senate there are....New Orleans former mayor and her bodyguard/boyfriend can now only have sex if their lawyers watch... How Louisiana is tryin to lure people who want to leave NYC to the Bayou State, and California get's a grant to build solar powered floatin' toilets to keep people from pissin in the water!

Today, high level members of Congress are getting set to welcome victims or convicted sex maniac Jeffery Epstein to Washington for the release of the files, which is only fitting since nobody knows more about screwing people than Congress! The National Guard is headed to New Orleans….and not to party. The Supreme Court gives the go ahead for construction of a prison to house those with mental issues in Louisiana because they know how many crazy people there are here, you can now buy a used Ford from Amazon, and a group of Arizona students get the kind of Bees they didn’t have to take a test for!

Today, the gub'ment shotdown is officially over....and so sf the Federal Employees 40+ day vacation....Food Stamp recipients in Louisiana gonna get a little Lagniappe... according to Governor Jeff Landry...but.... you still gonna have trouble getting from point A to Pint B if you usin and airplane!

Today....Louisiana embraces the "it'll do" mentality. Half or our students in the elementary schools can read and our infrastructure, economy and quality of life gets a D-.....and we call it "progress". Starbucks may go on strike, Australia sets a record for the number of Bagpipers in once place, and most importantly, now that the final dmeocrat congresswoman has been sworn in we may FINALLY get to see the Epstein files and know who F***ked who, how many times they F***ked, how many positions they F***ked in and who may be F***ked because of it....

Today....Louisiana embraces the "it'll do" mentality. Half or our students in the elementary schools can read and our infrastructure, economy and quality of life gets a D-.....and we call it "progress". Starbucks may go on strike, Australia sets a record for the number of Bagpipers in once place, and most importantly, now that the final dmeocrat congresswoman has been sworn in we may FINALLY get to see the Epstein files and know who F***ked who, how many times they F***ked, how many positions they F***ked in and who may be F***ked because of it....

Today....can a team of Louisiana Judges distinguish between what is a "shit" school and what is not....since most of them probably graduated from one....A middle schooler in Louisiana is under arrest for putting AI generated nude bodies on the faces and heads of his classmates; another Pelosi is thinking about running for public office {surprise surprise} and even if they vote to reopen the government,,,is MOST of the government...not ALL of the government, which will likely be shutting down again at the end of January!

Today....even though the vote has been taken...The Gub'ment is still shut down....and....by the time it get's opened back up....the country may be out of money again!!! A new indication that Halloween may now be more popular than Christmas....Cold weather has got more than half of the country in it's grip....and the Cockroaches have started to the Mexicans!

Today...why the state of Louisiana has the reputation is has...including the shutting down of the "yank wun soon" massage parlor in the state's capital. Mark Sanchez proves not all drunks derserve to be sportscasters, Farmers Almanac decides to call it quits and day # Whatever of "Who gives a Sh*t" continues!

Today....the final Escaped Monkey from the Tulane research center has been captured, and you won't believe where he was hiding; and speaking of monkeys, the world's oldest living ape, AKA Nancy Pelosi, has announced she is running for re-election, provin not only can the dead vote, but they can run for office too, President Trump announces you no longer have to be fat and old....just old..., and Elon Musk gets even richer.

Today...as we head into the longest gub'ment shutdown in history, the FAA is cutting back on the number of airplanes in the skies, meanwhile President Trump keeps wheelin and deelin ...but not with congress...with Asia instead. Body Cam footage has been released from the great "Tulane Monkey Escape" and some are saying it resembles a half-time show at a Bayou Classic game. Now that NYC has a Muslim Mayor, the state of Texas is welcoming Yankee folk who want to head south...and tonight they be a big old Super Moon shinin down on the ole Bayou!

Today...gettin ready for a new world shutdown record tomorrow....day $37 of "who gives a sh*t"... Elections today across the nation and with the new "relaxed" voter laws everything from Dumpsters in New York to Surf Boards in California casting votes...and...Louisiana Senator John Kennedy suggests that since Government workers aren't getting paid during the shutdown, neither should Congress or the Senate...Hoo Ray Senator K!

Today...day #35 of...."Oh Sh*t...They Not Buyin Our Bluff!" Why the democrats are so determined to keep Obamacare around, Drug Cartels now offering rewards for thugs to shoot border patrol agents, Nigerians killin Christians,,,,and why President Trump will be called a racist when he bombs the sh"t out of them,,,adn Hussein Obama shows his true Muslim colors once again!

Today...researchers at Tulane University are trying to calm fears about a group of escaped lab monkeys that have not been captured saying..."as far as they know, none of them have applied for the head coach job at LSU". President Trump is back and touting a whole bunch of wins for the U.S, during his Asia Trip, most importantly...Tik Tok will stay around...and so will the video's of naked oriental women and cats! The gub'ment is still shutdown... and Diddy might become the next Johnny Cash!

Today....Could Donald Trump pick the new coach of LSU??? Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry is FED UP! He says there is NO WAY current AD of LSU Scott Woodward will pick the next head football coach...The Fed Lowers interest rates as the Gub'ment shutdown enters day 29, French officials still have not found the 100 million dollars worth of jewels stolen from the Louvre, The NFL enters CYA {cover yo ass} mode for their horrible choice of halftime entertainment, and our thoughts and prayers go out to Swamp Pop Legend Marcia Ball who announced she is battling ALS!

Today....the gub'ment is still shut down and the democrats want to sue President Trump, Melissa is now a Category 4 storm after ravaging Jamaica, Confederate Statues return to Washington DC and...Obama proves just what a Hypocrite he is!

Today....day #27 of who gives a sh*t...AKA the gub'ment shutdown. 700 Thousand fed workers furloughed, food stamps running out, air travel being canceled, and the stock market seeing all time highs....Two Navy Ships have decended on Venezuela and the President of that country says it may be an eternal war...obviously his definition of "eternal" is different from ours. An idiot puts out a "Hit" on attorney general Pam Bondi, A Lousiana scam artist is now facing charges for staging personal injury accidents, and Jamaica is getting ready Hurricane Melissa to kick it square in the Ass! Oh Yeah...and another broadcast journalist calls it quits...because ain't noboby watching!

Day # Whatever in the ongoing Who Gives a Sh*t Crisis known as the Gub'ment shutdown! The President is on his way to Asia, The Stock Market is Through the Roof; and there's another hurricane that is probably gonna miss the U.S....so in other words..."happy days are here again"

Today...another day of "who gives a sh*t anymore" aka the gub'ment shutdown! Dems are now bitchin about Trump's inprovin of the White House after 8 years of "Ghetto Fabulous" and another 4 of "Assisted Living"...THE NBA proves they have just as many "Thugs" as the NFL and the annual Christmas Tree will soon arrive in NYC...followed by President Trump being blamed for destroying the eco system and global warming!

Today ...yet another day of "who gives a sh*t" AKA the gub'ment shutdown...and authorities are tryin to figure out just how city workers in Nawlins might be affected. First they got to figure out just what NOLA city workers really do! Food Stamps may be affected, which could send the Louisiana economy into a tailspin. President Trump's popularity is on the rise....and..... you now got to use your realy face on one of the most popular dating app sites..which we predict will return a lot of folks to finding dates the old fashioned way....at your local bar after a few drinks!

Today...President Trump may be getting ready to sue the D.O.J. for millions. $$$ Word is the meeting in Hungary with Putin has been postponed because....after all...who wants to go to Hungary in the first place? 100 Million dollars in jewelry stolen from the Louvre and French authorities are baffled as to how. Things are so bad in California that Bears are trying to break IN to the zoos....and day #21 of the nobody gives a sh*t shutdown!

Today...President Trump honors the LSU Baseball team at the White House and we have the audio...plus...why U.S. troops won'g be going into Gaza...because they are more needed in CHICAGO! The Gub'ment is still shut down and the stock market is lovin' it! and....might be time to decide on an extra 2 beers or a Mega Millions ticket...listen in to find out why!

Today....The Gub'ment shutrdown continues and the federal courts {including the Supreme Court} are about to run out of money. Meanwhile Wall St. LOVES the shutdown as investors continue to send stock prices thru the roof. In a shocking report not EVERYBODY wants a Buccees in their backyard...and Americans are estimated to spend more money that ever on Trick or Treat Candy...obviously they ain'te found Dollar General!!!

Today...Sh*t is about to get serious in Venezuala, President Trump done sent the B52's down there; Another Trump enemy has been indicted, former security Head John Bolton, the gub'ment is still shutdown and for the 16th day...nobody gives a damn...and Louisiana has some of the cheapest gas anywhere...if only anybody here had any money to buy it!

Today...Day #15 of "Who Gives a Sh*t"... otherwise known as the Gub'mente shutdown.. But the military got paid. A liberal judge is trying to say that President Trump can't fire people during the shutdown.... we'll see how dat goes... meanwhile the President says his crackdown on crime is workin' {and it ain't just because most of the major criminals...aka members of the Congress and Senate....are tied up tryin to justify their existence} and...we are now paying more for new cars and trucks that ever before...but still getting a "helluva deal" according to car sales people!

Today...LSU orders extra security for the Aggie game after 2 people was shot at homecoming last week....'becuase the Aggies know how to "shoot back". Lays Potato Chips says they are rebranding...here's hoping they do a better job than Bud Light adn Cracker Barrel, The U.S. has blown another South American drug boat out of the water....and the gub'ment is still shut down.....if anybody cares!

Today...almost everybody (except the democrats) is elated with the Peace Deal between Israel and Hamas brokered by Donald Trump....One mideast leader is so happy he wants to nominate Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize...and the stock market likes it too...all 3 major indexes went up significantly today. Super Bowl fans are not happy though, and several petitions have begun to replace Bad Bunndy with George Strait as the halftime performer....we'll see how far dat goes...and a new survey says the majority of American eat all the trick or treat candy before Halloween and then have to buy more...is you one?

Today..the state of Louisiana again sets another record for being the state giving out the cheapest sh*t for treats to children this Halloween. Looks like the Trump plan to end the fighting between Israel and Hamas might actually be gonna work; former NY attorney general and Trump Hater Letitia has been indicted, Taylor swift still be kickin' ass when it comes to record sales....and, oh yeah....the gub'ment still be shut down!

Today...naked man tries to sneak Thermos into jail....guess how ???? Hamas and the Egyptians are talking....but...don't cue up that "Bangles" record just yet. The price of visiting Mickey Mouse is going up, they finally caught the last escapee from the New Orleans jail....and NO....not in Louisiana, and...college football players can now do something pros can't....BET...on the NFL!

Today...the gub'ment remains shut down and much to the surprise of 14 people natrionwide....the world has not ended and nobody gives a damn! Homie Comey set to be arraigned for lying tomorrow, airports in democrat led cities using the shutdown to delay flights, Court rules Louisiana 10 commandment law can stand because majority of Louisiana students can't spell either "ten" or "commandment" ..and.. Starbucks finds a way to deal with unhappy employees....fire them!

Today ...THUGS; HO'S; AND THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN ...3 THINGS THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT....unless they directly involve YOU!

Today...Diddy be goin' to jail! Trump is gonna get his own U.S. Coin, The Saints are staying put in Nawlins, and Cracker Barrel admits their "Big Mistake"...Plus...ain't it funny how when you promise to "bomb the hell" out of somebody, they come around to your way of thinkin!

Today....Wall Street Evidently likes the gub'ment shutdown, the TSA is using the shutdown as an excuse to be even lazier than they are. Nawlins Mayor Latoya has one more "Screw You" gift for Louisiana before she leaves office, Why Booger thinks a "cage match" on the White House Lawn may be the way to solve things in Congress and the Senate...and...last but not least.... Diddy be sorry...no sh*t Sherlock!

Today...the gub'ment has shut down...no airplanes have fallen out of the sky, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas are all expected to happen. Authorities in Louisiana spot a huge Manatee, confirming that was it was despite it looking amazingly similar to New Orleans Mayor Latoya. Defense Secretary wants to rid the military of "fat" generals and admirals, and Maxwell House may be changing it's name!

Looks like the federal government may shut down at midnight and all indications are most people don't give a rat's ass! The latest sh*thole to be corrected by the National Guard is Memphis; we may finally have an answer as to why most people are in a bad mood most of the time; Delta and Spanx are getting together because some people are just too fat to fly, beer kegs rollin' free across the California highway, and more!

Today...why Booger thinks Charlie Kirk's killer should be executed on free public TV; why a government shutdown could mean the firing of thousands of federal workers...FOR GOOD....a plan for peace in the middle east, and Google/YouTube has to pony up 25 million dollars for shutting down President Trump's account!..

JAMES 'HOMEY COMEY HAS BEEN INDICTED...it took damn near 10 years but the lyin' A**hole will finally have to answer for waistin America's time and taxpayer $$$. It's "sue somebody day" Today, Hershey has been sued because their candy ain't scary enough, TESLA is being sued because investors were lied to, and to keep from being sued AMAZON settles about tricking people into signin up for A "Prime" to the tune of 2.5 Billion..{that's B as in B ezos) dollars...

Today...If you bought it from Amazon.,,, There's a good chance it may be defective...over a HALF MILLION products are being RECALLED. Jimmy Kimmel may be back...but not on every station. Some TV affiliates still refuse to carry him...will ABC demand the FCC get involved? We now find out that groceries went up almost 30% due to the pandemic and the Biden years...but experts are trying to find a way to blame President Trump. A new bacteria has been found that might kill you, but don't get out the masks yet..it's not an election year. And Californians may not get tax breaks to buy and electric vehicle...but they can soon crap in a million dollar toilet!

Today...now that ABC has kissed Jimmy Kimmel's A$$...your subscription rates are about to go up....a company that wants to bring jobs to the lower 9th ward in Nawlins is facing protests because...the smell of the area would actually improve, the noise from the factory would drown out the gunshots on the weekend....and it would bring jobs.....Lawd knows we can't none of dat in dis part of Louisiana!

Fell for the latest stunt did ya? Now that ABC Got everybody to talk about them...Jimmy Kimmel will be back on Tomorrow night....Like he was ever really going anywhere. Perhaps they should rename the network ABS All Bull Sh**.

Today...The Government is about to run out of money....AGAIN....Tik Tok ain't goin' nowhere...The Phone Company is still in charge of EVERYTHING...and....Birds can now take a crap and grow a 10 feet tall stalk! LISTEN for all the details!

Today..the looney liberals want the head of the FCC to resign over the JImmy Kimmel cancelation... ain't happening! After "Too Late" Powell cut interest rates the stock market went through the roof, just like President Trump Predicted, a new study we probably wasted millions of dollars on says social media is making us fat....well duh... and The city of New Orleans is 65 million dollars in debt and blaming....are you ready.... Taylor Swift!

Today....another late nite talk show host on the "chopping block" for his negative comments concerning the murder of Charlie Kirk. The fed finally cuts interest rates with Jerome Powell proving just what an A**hole he is...and just how many crazy people are there in California?

Today....why Booger thinks the execution of the Wacko that shot and killed Charlie Kirk should be televised...and in prime time. Plus...we find out another wacko was involved in the plot to murder the Christian Talk Show Host. A senate hearing today erupted into chaos...but ...the good news is...you may get to see it on Tik Tok....since the deadline to sell the social media app has been extended again. Indicted New Orleans mayor Latoya wants to leave the country but the federal judge has taken her passport from her! And R I P to the great actor and activist Robert Redford!

Today...the trans he/she boyfriend/girlfriend of the confessed killer of Charlie Kirk fesses up! Get Ready Louisiana... The National Guard is comin to a city near you...and they headed to Memphis as well. In a couple of stories the lame stream media doesn't want you to know...the Trump administration is giving money to historically black colleges...but ONLY if the students learn...and another couple of nitwits with foreign names unsuccessfully tried to blow up a news vehicle in Utah...and finally CBS is touting how happy they are that over 292 million people did not watch the Emmy awards on TV!