The Cinema Sitdown

Synopsis: Our fav emo princess Bella returns with her love triangle close intact. Bella makes her final decision about her fate, Victoria returns with an army and Jacob is still annoying AF!IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG:

Synopsis: Quiet successful relator Marvin gets ripped from his mundane life to be hurled back into his former life as a badass.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG:

Synopsis: Stepsiblings Sebastian Valmont and Kathryn Merteuil make a bet that the self-proclaimed ladies’ man can’t bed newly moved classmate, famous virgin and principal’s daughter, Annette Hargrove. For Kathryn, she wants his car, but if Sebastian wins, he gets the only girl he can’t get in the sack, Kathryn. In return, Sebastian helps Kathryn ruin the life of another girl at school, immature and young Cecile Caldwell, for stealing her boyfriend’s attention.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG:

Synopsis: Incel Harvard alum, Mark has too much time on his hands and a vendetta against a girl that isn't interested in dating him that he stumbles upon the stepping stones that would lead to the largest social media platform in the world. He just has to burn some key players along the way.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIw

Synopsis: When two Italian kids in the deep south get caught up in an armed robbery and murder, they have to call in Uncle Vinny for help - only problem, he's never been lawer in a murder case…or any case.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIw

Synopsis: Both a love letter to classic Hollywood while also being a fictional retelling of an infamous murder, Once… tells the story of a fledgedling western actor and his slow move from action star to has been alongside the bright new star Sharon Tate and her rise to fame.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIw

Synopsis: This movie is everything Showgirls wishes it could be - Nina Sayers is your average prima ballerina, equipped with an overbearing mom, an emotionally & sexually abusive choreographer, and many many enemies all vying for the same role. Swan Lake is a classic and star maker for any girl lucky enough to score - and Nina will stop at nothing, even to the point of self destruction. Or does she?nIG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIw

Today lets play trivia! Christmas Trivia 2025!IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

We're back with another installment - this time the enemy is Jack Frost and he wants to take over Christmas, why? Because!IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

The nightmare puppet is back, Jigsaw returns with another mad house of terror only this time, it's a group effort and takes a special interest into a specific Detective with the right stuff.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Freddy Kruegar lost his powers and is losing his mind, so he goes to the depths of hell to find the only entity that can help him, Jason VoorheesIG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: A girl gets her period for the first time and all hell breaks loose!IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Single mother moves her two teen sons to a seemingly unassuming beach town, what they come to find outs it's dripping in vampires!IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

: Bad luck Alex kept some of his classmates from dying in a plane crash but the survivors are pretty pissed at him. Because they won't listen, he and the weird girl that doesn't dream of this provincial life Clear, team up and realize that if they figure deaths pattern, they might be able to stop death all together.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Clutzy Bella almost amputates her arm at her 18th birthday party and nearly becomes a Cullen. In lieu of the antics, Edward and his coven/family leave Bella to rot in Forks. Bella slips into a romanticized depression but enjoys some time fixing motorcycles with Jacob - who is falling for her (or her future baby? - what, spoiler) . Anyway, she does some wild shit that makes Edward think she dies and so he's going to die cause Romeo & Juliet so she gets to save him in this one...oh and Jacob's a werewolf.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Country criminal Sean gets in big trouble for demolishing a house with a kid from home improvement, irony aside, he is banished to Japan to live with his former military father as a last resort. While in Tokyo, Sean gets initiated into the undergound drifting community and finds himself in a whole new world of fast paced trouble.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwnSynopsis: Austin is enjoying his honeymoon with new bride, Vanessa until it's revealled she's a fembot planted by Dr Evil. Now, bachelor Austin returns to the scene but when he tries hooking up, something isn't quite right - he's lost his mojo! Or rather, it's been stolen... Austin travels back to the swingin sixities to get back his mojo, defeat Dr Evil and maybe find new love.

Synopsis: Bumbling Lt. Frank Drebin is put in charge of keeping Queen Elizabeth safe but after learning of a plot to kill her, he will have to use all his "smarts" in order to keep her alive.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Therapist Tess desparetly tries connecting with her angsty teenage daughter but much to her dismay, Anna constantly rebukes her efforts. During a particularly tense wedding weekend, Anna and Tess switch bodies during a Chinese Food dinner and their relationship is forever changed.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

In the summer of 1962, a new kid in town is taken under the wing of a young baseball prodigy and his rowdy team, resulting in many adventuresIG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Former teen enemies turned semi-failed police officers have one final chance to prove themselves...on jumpstreet.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

A hormonal group of teen boys make a pact to lose their virginities as a last hoorah before leaving high school. And one of them fucks a pieIG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Creative though lacking in ambition, Bartleby Gaines doesn't manage to get into a single college much to the chagrin of his family. So what does he do? He starts his own!IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Teens in high school try to figure out where to hold their begnning of summer kick off partyIG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Two dudes get the munchies for some mini cheeseburgers and an adventure ensues…and NPH is here!https://youtu.be/wLKoXlRCpzg?si=GndP4bTXTy_R625zIG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: After Alex learns his roommate has been blowing all their money on sex workers, he has to move in with the hottest ladies he knows, his Grandma and her friends.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

After Craig loses his job on his day off, him and his friend Smokey have a very high adventure that almost ends in death…on a Friday.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: A stoner thruple couple is in danger of losing their marijuana fortune 500 company to a Mexican drug cartel.IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

lly Madison is a spoiled brat on the cusp of inheriting his fathers successful hotel business, but his childish behavior and tendency to speak in tongues makes his father concerned he isn't prepared for the responsibility. Billy challenges himself to re-graduate from each grade to prove he is capable of running a multi-million operationIG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Bill and Ted are in danger of not passing their history report, no way! So they have to do a totally awesome thing, gather historical figures from the past to use them as a ploy to pass, yeah dude! Will they make it back in time or will one of them get shipped off to military school - ya right?!?!IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: A movie following a toxic couple from flirtation to adultery and ultimately, happiness?IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Check this link out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0&pp=ygUVc3RldmVuIHNlYWdhbCBydW5uaW5nIG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

What happens when TSA agent, who is a hard 5, that dreams of being a pilot meets a 10 who thinks he's sweet.Check this link out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0&pp=ygUVc3RldmVuIHNlYWdhbCBydW5uaW5nIG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Filmed in a converging storyline style, a la Valentine's Day. The smartest man on the planet, Jeff Goldbloom, figures out a mysterious space signal from aliens hellbent on war! The signal is a countdown to D-Day, so he and Will Smith team up to save our Independence! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: A bored narcissist housewife dreams of a life in the spotlight and begins an illicit affair with a furniture salesman (cause he knows a guy) in an effort to begin her life of fame. But when the bozo turns out to be a liar she does what anyone would do, kill him. Now she will have to figure out how to go from the slammer to the stage. Steven Seagal running: https://youtu.be/nkskuSXqUD0?si=fokUJxQQCCc9kmwWCheck our buddy’s music Tyler Weiss: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3FBpBONrN36wqLeVFbCpcL?si=_8wPtcWhRGm-51xJCcxQOwIG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauriYT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke.Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: A boy's journey from outcast child labeled as "different" to a man of multiple of lives. Along the way, he manages to be apart of most of the major pop culture and historial events spanning from the 50's - the early 90's, and oh yeah, he runs! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

The McCallisters are about to embark on another adventure for the holidays, this time more beach themed when the unthinkable happens…they forget Kevin AGAIN! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Welcome to Trivia Christmas IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Bella - I mean, Abby is set out to purpose to longtime girlfriend Harper, only problem, Harper didn't come out to her family yet and it's Christmas! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Welcome back to our Christmastastic? Cinema sitdown December episodes! Todays Episode we discuss The santa Clause 2 if you have not yet listened to our christmas Episodes from Season one catch up! Scott Calvin has been Santa for 8 years when suddenly, the plot calls for a bride. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

A sanitized portrayal of the historic multi-racial Titan's football team who went 13-0 during their season in 1971 - and oh yeah, it was during intergration IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Today we Discuss.... A totally authentic true crime story about some adult teens getting mirked by a guy in a mask. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Due to preconceived notions regarding hillbillies, one college kid leads to the murder of all his friends. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

A group of teenagers in Everywhere, USA start seeing a wolverine wannabe haunting their nightmares. But they are only dreams, right?!?! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Weird stuff lover Marnie longs to spend her days amongst all things strange but her mom is always on her case, she won't even let her celebrate Halloween. Just when she's given up, witchy grandma Aggie stops by to shake things up this Halloween, much to mom Gwen's shagrin. But when a shadow monster hell bent on to world takover threatens to tear things apart for Halloweentown, Aggie needs to call upon her fellow Cromwell's for help. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Two mid-thirties dudes find themselves in quite a pickle after accidentily totaling their work truck. Luckily, one of the dudes recent ex is a lawyer and manages to get them community service instead of jail time. Only downside, now they gotta try to be Big Brother's to some random kids. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Teenage U2 fanatic Kim gets stolen in Paris and has to call her Dad for help. Good thing her dad is Liam Neeson IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

After our perfect Barbie realizes she might be less than perfect, she goes into the real world to discover her owner and why she's so sad. Oh and Ken's here too... IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Four dudes chillen in a hot tub, then turns into a time machine cause - drugs. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

A precursor to the infamous classic, Toy Story, this movie tells the story of Omri. A kid who receives a magic cupboard for his birthday that turns his action figures into real people. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn