The Cosmic Laundry Podcast

In today’s mini episode, I’m flipping the script on what we’ve been taught about poverty and wealth. This isn’t about your bank account — it’s about your sense of peace, your time, your energy, and how your long term vision for your life. From rushing and overgiving to sacrificing your vitality for the illusion of “more,” we explore how certain patterns are actually rooted in a scarcity mindset… even if they look “successful” on the outside.If you’re craving a business that honours you — I’m now taking clients for 1:1 business coaching inside Aphrodite’s Empire. This is for the woman ready to build something powerful without abandoning herself. Apply through this link!

In this mini episode, we dive into the energy of Gate 40 — the Gate of Aloneness — and explore what it really means to enjoy being alone, to be a natural giver, and to feel like you want to take care of people while also craving solitude and to be left to your own devices. If you’ve ever asked yourself: “Why do I feel so alone, even when I’m surrounded by people?” — this one’s for you.We’re unpacking the shadow side of overgiving, the truth about rest, and why being “alone” doesn’t always mean being lonely.🌀 Learn more about gate 40 — and how to live your Human Design — inside The Cosmic Laundry Academy✨ P.S. The Energy Type Bundle is currently available at a special price — but only until May 14! If you’ve been wanting to dive deeper into your Human Design type with practical, feminine, and aligned guidance, this is your moment.Explore the bundle here → www.thecosmiclaundry.com/energy-type-bundle

In this episode Gisele shares the mindset shift that helped her to become more growth-oriented in every aspect of life. A Growth Mindset is the key to achieving almost anything in life. No matter how talented or driven you are -- if you don't believe something is possible for you, it will be incredibly difficult to practice the devotion required to make the necessary changes. Hot Girls have a Growth Mindset ;) FYI: Magical Hot Girl Bootcamp begins again in March! Put it in your calendars babe. Order a Sol Guide

Hi angels!In this quick little episode I share 3 of my favourite things about the Aphrodite Archetype. Aphrodite lives at the centre of the feminine psyche and brings energy and wisdom into all 6 Archetypes. Connecting into the Aphrodite within can help you to become more magnetic, juicy, and happy.If you'd like to join us insideDaughter of Aphrodite -- there's still time, doors close on February 15th!I also have a few more spots left for 1:1 coaching for the Spring -- email me at [email protected] if you'd like to hop on a call and see if we're a fit xx

Hi angels! In this quickie episode I chat about the 4 things that every creative entrepreneur needs to know! If you've just started your business, or if you feel like you're in a rut, give this a listen and see if it helps! MHGB begins October 7th! 1:1 Mentorship Sol Guide

In this episode Gisele talks about the Guardian (Magical Hot Girl Archetype) and 5 things the Guardian would never do. The Guardian is the archetype most connected to legacy, personal responsibility, self respect, and protection. She is successful because she is resilient and wise. Which Magical Hot Girl Are You? Magical Hot Girl Bootcamp

Hi angels! In this episode I chat about a primary problem that I'm seeing in my clients. Magical Hot Girls are people who are intuitive, sensitive, kind, and incredibly charismatic. Being a sensitive and magnetic person can lead to feeling lonely and misunderstood, so let's talk about it. Join Magical Hot Girl Bootcamp Dream Girl Magic Membership My Sol Guide: Your Cosmic Blueprint

Go where you’re watered, babe. In this episode I talk about how important it is to be surrounded by love, intimacy, and adoration 🍓💋🕊️ Magical Hot Girls are discerning about who they allow into their inner circle (and that’s why the MHG is so radiant) 
Join us inside Enchantment: The Magical Hot Girls Guide to an Alluring Brand Voice 🐚🕊️


In this episode I chat about what it means to be a Venusian being and how to be open, magnetic, and magical without becoming the nice girl. If you are a Rose Garden you have to treat yourself with reverence and deny access to those who don’t respect you 🌀🌟 (I mentioned a podcast I listened to and said I would link it, but I can’t find it! Sorry)

In this episode Gisele talks about the Goddess (Magical Hot Girl Archetype) and 5 things the Goddess would never do. The Goddess is the archetype most attuned to beauty, self love, and connection. She holds herself in high regard and leads with kindness. What's your Magical Hot Girl Archetype (Quiz) Join us in Magical Hot Girl Bootcamp Book a Reading with Gisele Order a Sol Guide

In this episode I talk about the 5 types of Magical Hot Girls and the gifts of each one. If you need help discerning which MHG you are take this quiz. Magical Hot Girl Bootcamp begins May 1st! You don’t wanna miss out babes! Here's the link to sign up!

In this episode Gisele and Gala talk about what it means to be the main character in your own life 💖 Gala is a manifestation and tapping queen. She is 4/6 Manifestor, Virgo Sun, Aquarius Rising and Sagittarius Moon. Join High Vibe Honey (Gala's Tapping Membership) Meet Gala Order a Sol Guide The Cosmic Laundry Website

This podcast episode was inspired by a question I got over on our instagram account. I often get asked about the steps to becoming an entrepreneur but if I'm being truthful the BEST things I did was take action. There might not be a big 'AHA' moment that leads you to your path, sometimes you just have to trust yourself. Order a Sol Guide Join us inside Divinely Guided

In this episode I share about my moon archetype system and how I came to understand the intricacies of moon connections with the outer planets (Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto) 💖 Order a Sol Guide Sign up for Divinely Guided

In this episode I sit down to share my perspective on the 12 midheaven signs. The midheaven is the key to creating a personal brand + career path that feels aligned with your souls growth. Radiant Design is open for enrolment! Learn how to work with your astrology to create a soul-aligned brand

In this episode I sit down to chat about Gate 19 and what it means to be a deeply sensitive person in the world. We also briefly touch on gates 22 and 55 🌸💗

In this episode Gisele and Chantal dive into the 6 different Human Design Environments. Listen to this episode to understand what your ideal environment is and how to create it.  If you don't know your environment you can input your birth information on our online calculator and discover what your HD environment is - ⁠Find the Calculator here⁠ Sol Guides are on sale!!! ⁠Order yours now⁠ and use code SOUL for 25% off. 

In this episode Gisele talks about the importance of leaning into the frequency of Leo energy, regardless of if you have Leo placements. This episode for anybody who is struggling to be seen, to be validated, and to feel safe in the experience of love. Order a Sol Guide Order from the Divinely Guided Sweat Collection

In this episode Gisele dives into the wisdom of The Lover. The Lover is an archetype of beauty, sensuality, and pleasure. She is divine and she is here to teach us all how to love ourselves and others better. Tapping into the wisdom of the Lover is the medicine that is needed most on the planet right now. We are covering The Lover inside Radiance Codes this month. If you're wanting to discover this archetype within you sign up here If you've been wanting to join us inside our Membership, now is this time! Sign up for Divinely Guided Order a Sol Guide

In this episode Gisele shared her perspective on the upcoming Venus Retrograde and what it means for our relationships.

In this episode gisele and danica talk about the mermaid archetype and how this energy shows up in our lives. listen to this episode to learn more about this archetype and why mermaids have a tendency to have so many different experiences throughout their lives. If you want to explore this archetype more join us inside radiance codes. We begin june 5th. Join us / www.theradiancecodes.com

Hi Angels! In this episode Chantal and I sat down to talk about Lucky Girl Syndrome and what it means to be a lucky girl. If you have a lot of sagittarius and pisces energy in your chart you are naturally a Lucky Girl but anybody can tap into the luck frequency xx lets talk about it We made you a playlist -- I'm a lucky girl playlist Order a Sol Guide Divinely Guided Membership Book a Reading with Gisele The Luck Factor by Richard Wiseman

Hi Angel! In this episode I sat down with Lindsay from Enlihte Hair. We talked all about beauty rituals, the spiritual aspect of hair care, and how she started her spiritual business. To purchase your own hair powder follow the link below and use code THECOSMICLAUNDRY for 15% off. https://enlihte.ca/collections Happy Friday! Love y'all

In this episode I sat down with Amber Lee Lyons from Chakra Girl Radio and Prism Lifestyle. We talked all about psychic protection, manifestation, the 7 deadly sins, and so so so much more.  Chakra Girl Radio George Lizos Rituals App Prism Jewelry 

Hi angels! Welcome back! We hope you enjoy this episode we recorded with Felix from Microgenix. Microgenix is a Canadian lifestyle brand dedicated to changing the narrative surrounding psilocybin and how we use it to increase our well-being. In this episode we chat about the basics of microdosing and how to introduce psilocybin into your lifestyle in an intentional way.  Use code THECOSMICLAUNDRY15 for 15% off your first order @micro.genix www.microgenix.net

In this episode Gisele and Tahiti further the exploration of the 7 feminine archetypes and deep dive into the wisdom and magic of Pallas Athene / Athena, the Sage. The Sage represents our capacity for vision, for space holding, for justice, and for connection to the self.

In this episode Tahiti and Gisele further the exploration of the 7 feminine archetypes and deep dive into the wisdom and magic of Ceres/Demeter, The Mother. The Mother represents our capacity for nurturing, connection, and unconditional love.  Join us for The 7 Sisters Archetype Workshop on November 19th and 20th  Order your Sol Guide

In this episode Tahiti and Gisele further the exploration of the 7 feminine archetypes and deep dive into the wisdom and magic of Artemis/Diana, The Huntress. The Huntress represents our desire for freedom, inner autonomy, and a connection with nature.  Join us for The 7 Sisters Archetype Workshop on November 19th and 20th  Order your Sol Guide

In this episode Tahiti and Gisele further the exploration of the 7 feminine archetypes and deep dive into the wisdom and magic of Vesta/Hestia, The Mystic. The Mystic represents our desire for peace, inner connection, and a connection with the divine.   Join us for The 7 Sisters Archetype Workshop on November 19th and 20th  Order your Sol Guide

In this episode Tahiti and Gisele further the exploration of the 7 feminine archetypes and deep dive into the wisdom and magic of Juno/Hera, The Queen. The Queen represents our desire for union, monogamy, and devotion.   Join us for The 7 Sisters Archetype Workshop on November 19th and 20th  Order your Sol Guide Lovers and Friends episode with Jazzy Brown

In this episode Tahiti and Gisele further the exploration of the 7 feminine archetypes and deep dive into the wisdom and magic of Persephone, The Maiden. The Maiden represents our initiation from girlhood into womanhood and women who carry this archetype beyond their youth are meant to guide and initiate others on their journey.  Join us for The 7 Sisters Archetype Workshop on November 19th and 20th Sign Up 

Join Gisele in this episode while she sits down with her dear friend Tahiti Kulia to chat all about the Lover Archetype. In this episode you will discover how to activate the Lover, how to identify if you have Lover tendencies, and why its important for women to be connected to this archetype. We will be exploring the other feminine archetypes in the coming weeks so stay tuned xx Sign up for The Seven Sisters Archetype Workshop 

Join Gisele and Chantal in this episode to learn all about the 7 Goddess Archetypes: The Mystic, The Huntress, The Maiden, The Sage, The Queen, The Mother, and The Lover. This podcast was inspired by the upcoming Seven Sisters Archetype Workshop that Gisele will be co-hosting with Tahiti Kulia on November 19th and 20th.  Sign up for the virtual workshop Order a Sol Guide Follow the 7 Sisters: @rootsrisingco @tahitikulia @danicaslattery @chloepestana @uilanitevega @w_piilani

Hi Angels! In this episode Gisele sits down to chat all about Libra energy and why her qualities are deeply underestimated and undervalued in modern society. Our capacity for love, for appreciation, and for connection has a massive impact on our well-being so why aren't we taught to value these things more? In this episode Gisele does a brief overview of Libra through the 12 Houses.  Order your Sol Guide Book a Reading with Gisele

In this episode Gisele dives into the energetics of September 🕊🌊 // join the membership — www.Patreon.com/thecosmiclaundry

In this episode Gisele shares her thoughts on what it means to have a high vibe relationship and how dating will look different in the Age of Aquarius. We are moving into a time where being conscious in partnership and knowing who you are and what you desire is becoming the norm. More and more people are choosing to do relationships in their own way - this is what the future looks like.  Links: Get your Sol Guide Join us for a class on the Astrology of Relationships inside OPENSPACE (Mystic Tier)

Happy Friday, Angels! This week we're talking about feminine energy and how masculine + feminine dynamics fit into new paradigm living.

In this episode Gisele sits down to talk about the energetic forecast for August. In this episode she discusses the significance of Lions Gate, the NN + Mars + Uranus Conjunction, and the magic of Leo Season.  Join us inside OPENSPACE, our astro-hd membership, to get your horoscope for the month.  www.patreon.com/thecosmiclaundry www.thecosmiclaundry.com

Hi loves!  Welcome back to another week on the podcast. This week we're talking about Vision Holders: what they are, how to find them, and why they're important on your path. Grab a coffee, sit down, and let's get into it.  This week we launched OPENSPACE our new Astrology + Human Design Membership. Sign Up Here 

In this episode I share my experience as a 3rd line and how important I believe 3rd Line Profiles are for our evolution as a collective. The 3rd Line in Human Design is an energy of exploration and courage, it has the willingness to point out what isn't working, and will tire itself out looking for new solutions to old problems. Being a 3rd Line can feel difficult but it is an incredible gift. Let's talk about it.  Much Love,  G www.thecosmiclaundry.com

Hi everyone! Welcome back to another episode of the Cosmic Laundry Podcast! I'm your host, Gisele Plamondon, and in this episode we will be touching on the Aura and what different Aura colors mean. If you'd like to purchase your own Aura reading you can find Faren at SPIRIT ON TAP. Love you! www.thecosmiclaundry.com IG: @thecosmiclaundry Tik Tok: @thecosmiclaundry

Hi babes! Lets finish off the horoscopes for the year and chat about what the last 6 signs can expect this year :)  Sessions, Goodies, and More Libra: 2:43 Scorpio: 16:00-ish (sorry babes, I lost the timestamp) Capricorn: 41:23 Aquarius: 54:13  Pisces: 1:05 

Hi everyone! In this episode we dive into the yearly horoscope for the first six signs (Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo) of the zodiac. The next episode will cover the forecast for the last six signs (Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces). Reminder: please listen for your rising sign as that will be the most accurate ;) Aries (3:37) Taurus (15:52) Gemini (25:20) Cancer (31:58) Leo (39:00) Virgo (46:23) Readings, Sol Guides, and Goodies Stay tuned for the rest of the signs later this week :)

Hi loves! Happy friggin New Years.  I hope you're having an amazing week and are ready for tomorrow's energy portal.  2022 is such a beautiful year and I'm so excited to begin this new journey with you all.  In this episode I touch on the astrology and numerology of 2022 and what that means for us all as a collective.  Stay tuned for next episode (launching next Friday) where I'll do a breakdown for each of the signs.  My personal astro notes for 2022 Readings, Sol Guides, + Goodies 

In this episode I share about the Golden Shadow: 1) What is it? 2) Why is it part of the Shadow? 3) How do we discover our Golden Shadow? 4) How do we begin to embrace our highest potential? Join us at Energy Garden Purchase a Sol Guide: Your Magic Blueprint  Book astro-counselling with Gisele 

In this episode I chat all about my thoughts on the New Paradigm of Money and Business.  If you want to learn more about The New Paradigm i've created a course to support you in your learning that you can find here.  Much Love, G 

In this live class Gisele talks about the current eclipse cycle and why finding Truth and Self-Connection is so crucial as we move into the New Paradigm.  If you want to learn more about your astrology and human design order a Sol Guide HERE. The New Paradigm Workshop is HERE. Join the Private Facebook Group

In this episode I talk about self-intimacy. What is it? How do you cultivate it? And why is it so damn important? I believe that self-intimacy is the key to all relationships because being intimate with yourself sets the tone for your connections with others. When you have a deep and powerful connection with your own heart you can connect more powerfully with others.   If you'd like to book an astro-counselling session with me you can do that by following this link.

In this episode I talk about the Inner Temple and how you can tend to and nourish your energy. I discuss anxious attachment, codependency, and the art of putting yourself first.  Purchase your Sol Session or Guide 

In this episode I share on the differences between people who are born under a Morning Star Venus versus those who are born under an Evening Star Venus. As a general theme, Morning Star Venus people are quick to love and new experiences because they are learning the art of love. Evening Star Venus are more deliberate in their process and are learning how to let love in. Enjoy xx  Book a Sol Session  The 12 Soul Archetypes Masterclass Earth + Venus Tango Around The Sun