The Dan Hardee Show

You spend enough time around middle schoolers and suddenly nothing shocks you anymore. On this episode of The Dan Hardee Show, recently retired assistant principal Angie Hale sits down with her boyfriend Kurt Carlson to pull back the curtain on the absolute chaos, drama, weird excuses, awkward parent meetings, and unbelievable moments she dealt with during her career in middle school education. It’s hilarious, unfiltered, occasionally terrifying, and somehow still makes you appreciate the people brave enough to survive a building full of 13-year-olds every day.

Traffic issues caused by a blown tire, A simulated Mars mission involving volunteers, The weather forecast for the weekend, The Denver Nuggets' playoff elimination, The 33rd annual Furry Scurry event, Proposed legislation for speed cameras in Colorado, The City Park Farmer's Market opening, A case of foreign accent syndrome, A man arrested for hiding in a store for Pokemon cards, A farewell message for the weekend.

This week, grab a drink and pull up a chair because me and my buddy BJ Mahar are taking you along for a 23-year friendship highlight reel — college disasters, radio blunders, and all. BJ's had some wild chapters in his life, and trust me, the real estate stories alone are worth the price of admission. It's two old friends just talking like you're sitting right there with us — no agenda, no filter, just good stories.

An emergency landing occurred on a United flight due to an unspecified odor. The Cinco de Mayo celebration at Civic Center Park is highlighted as a major event. Film on the Rocks will feature movies at Red Rocks this summer. The First Friday art walk showcases local artists across five neighborhoods. Colorado is implementing new road signs to promote zipper merging. The Denver Derby Party is set to take place for its final year. Airbnb prices in Boulder have skyrocketed due to the Sundance Film Festival. A parking ticket scam is warning residents to be cautious of fraudulent texts. A bill is proposed to require customers to request single-use items with takeout orders. First Friday Jazz events will offer free live music in Five Points.

The significance of Wednesday afternoons, Peter Scoffin's medical procedures, Justin Simmons' retirement from the Denver Broncos, Fleetwood Mac's remastered album release, a bizarre crime involving a stolen fire engine, Bo Nix's ankle surgery update, KitKat's new phone-blocking wrapper, and humorous realizations about misconceptions in life.

A 90-year-old grandmother sets an unofficial world record by planking for over three minutes. Denver's city council approves a new three-year deal for scooter and bike rentals with VeoRide. The diverse vehicle lineup includes standing scooters, seated scooters, and cargo e-bikes. Two teenagers are arrested for driving a lawnmower through a Target store. The teens previously filmed a TikTok with a leaf blower at a Culver's. The Denver Nuggets win Game 5 against Minnesota, with Jokic achieving a triple-double. Denver experiences an unusually cold April compared to March. Bridal stores require brides to sign waivers due to size changes from Ozempic. The wedding dress industry faces challenges with rush orders and fitting timelines. A massive 1,500-foot tiramisu is created by 100 Italian chefs in London. A drug bust on I-80 leads to the discovery of six pounds of cocaine in a vehicle. A man in Orange County refuses to leave a gas station without free gas, claiming money is not real.

The excitement of Denver being a playoff town, Colorado's 150th anniversary celebrations, the need for exploration within Colorado, the behavior of certain drivers on the road, the phenomenon of cocaine salmon in rivers, the impact of drug contamination on fish behavior, Stevie Nicks officiating weddings and her advice, the stress of state testing for students and teachers, humorous anecdotes from students about misconceptions, Jason Newstead's upcoming headlining tour, a bakery's creative playoff-themed bread for the Buffalo Sabres, the phenomenon of unnecessary email replies at work, irrational fears shared by adults, a touching story about a teacher's impact on students, the growing interest in Fan Expo Denver and its celebrity lineup, the unique events at Estes Park Bigfoot Days, and the humorous nature of attending a Bigfoot calling contest.

The beauty of the Denver skyline against the mountains, The joy of dogs during commutes, A contest for tickets to a theater show, The anniversary of the A-Line train service, The rise of protein-infused products, The introduction of high-protein root beer, Law enforcement operations on E470 for distracted driving, The closure and future reopening of Bandamere Speedway, The success of a radio station's ratings, The rental of dancing robots for events, A hockey game recap involving a shattered glass panel, A truck driver caught watching a show while driving, The renaming of a cinema to honor Pam Greer, The development of 3D printed homes in Denver, A humorous incident involving Finland's Air Force cadets.

Tension and stress in daily life, The impact of office behaviors on workplace dynamics, The joys of being in your 40s, Traffic frustrations in Denver, Controversial health studies and their validity, Fashion trends in men's footwear, The phenomenon of "passport bros" in dating, A bullfighter's injury and its implications, The importance of quality time with partners, Public safety measures regarding power outages, Upcoming infrastructure changes in local areas, Closing remarks and encouragement for listeners.

Tension and stress in daily life, The impact of office behaviors on workplace dynamics, The joys of being in your 40s, Traffic frustrations in Denver, Controversial health studies and their validity, Fashion trends in men's footwear, The phenomenon of "passport bros" in dating, A bullfighter's injury and its implications, The importance of quality time with partners, Public safety measures regarding power outages, Upcoming infrastructure changes in local areas, Closing remarks and encouragement for listeners.

Ghosting responsibilities in the afternoon, The return of Foo Fighters with a new album, DJing a wedding, A car seat that turns into a toilet, Touchless Bag Drop technology at airports, Microwave technology for healthier fries, Buying a first car for a stepdaughter, Overheating laptops due to blocked air vents, Snoop Dogg performing in Denver, The musical Next to Normal at the Denver Center for Performing Arts, Planned power shutoffs due to fire danger, A small plane sliding off the runway, Best stoner movies for 420, Surviving Monday and easing into the week.

I-70 snowpocalypse and vehicle pileup, Legislation allowing home cooks to sell refrigerated foods, Viral story about a family rushing a child to the ER for gas, Jamal Murray's historic three-point shooting, Colorado's unpredictable winter weather, Development of a THC breathalyzer for detecting impairment, Opening of a drive-thru only Chick-fil-A in Denver, Rock tour hazards including a spider bite incident, Stalking incident involving Lindsay Buckingham, Upcoming foldable iPhone release, Introduction of maple bourbon bacon by Oscar Mayer, Mighty Millions raffle for a chance to win prizes benefiting Children's Hospital Colorado.

Roland Orzabal is releasing a memoir about Tears for Fears and his life. A meat vending machine in Montana offers 24-hour access to fresh cuts and snacks. Westminster is launching Potholepalooza to fix reported potholes and reward participants. A pilot made an emergency landing on a busy street in Phoenix without causing injuries. The Denver Nuggets are preparing for the playoffs against the Minnesota Timberwolves. A couple celebrated over 70 years of marriage, emphasizing the importance of mutual support. Doctors are discussing "poophoria," a satisfying feeling related to bowel movements. Waymo is tracking potholes with driverless cars to help cities repair roads.

Red Rocks' 85th anniversary, the naming of a new Front Range passenger train, Coors Field's alcohol-infused ice cream, a hot dog incident on local news, the health risks of staying single, a live broadcast from Pikes Peak for Colorado's 150th birthday, a power outage at the airport, Nikola Jokic's performance and the Nuggets' winning streak, a study on flatulence between genders, a meat sale event in Brighton, a resident's squirrel infestation issue, a scam alert in Highlands Ranch, a traffic stop involving a large meth haul, an exhibitionist incident in Parker, and a promotional announcement for an upcoming event.

Shout out to Ryan and John from First Call Electric and Fire, E-470 has a new logo, mandatory watering restrictions in Arvada, trivia about a town named Sandwich, a prank involving a rubber chicken at the state capitol, Levitt Pavilion adds live music shows, Whataburger opening in Castle Rock, Tom Pappas shows being taped for Netflix, Nuggets' playoff performance and Jamal Murray's success, tolling begins on express lanes on I-25, Pink Floyd's unconventional recording methods, a man inherits a large vintage lawnmower collection, beavers appearing in Denver waterways.

Shout out to Ryan and John from First Call Electric and Fire, E-470 has a new logo, mandatory watering restrictions in Arvada, trivia about a town named Sandwich, a prank involving a rubber chicken at the state capitol, Levitt Pavilion adds live music shows, Whataburger opening in Castle Rock, Tom Pappas shows being taped for Netflix, Nuggets' playoff performance and Jamal Murray's success, tolling begins on express lanes on I-25, Pink Floyd's unconventional recording methods, a man inherits a large vintage lawnmower collection, beavers appearing in Denver waterways.

April Fool's Day celebrations, podcast promotion, humorous name changes of famous artists, Denver's Project Eternal Summer, the Denver Nuggets' gold hardwood replacement, synchronized flying pigeons in Denver, Rolling Stones rebranding as Stationary Pebbles, animatronic Corgi at Denver airport, oxygen pumping at Coors Field for Rockies games, gravitational adjustment testing at City Park, interpretive dancers as traffic lights in Brighton, flavored rain cloud seeding experiment in Parker, replacement of planes with trained eagles at DIA.

The performance of Nikola Jokic in the NBA, the impact of small medical bills on health insurance, weather conditions in Colorado, recent lottery wins and their consequences, teacher strikes in Sheridan schools, Arnel Panetta's struggles with touring and personal issues, the resurgence of turkeys in Denver, a viral cruise ship proposal mishap, a DUI investigation involving a taser, Elton John's legal battle against media privacy invasion, and a goldfish driving a motion-controlled vehicle.

The collapse of a parking garage at Yosemite and Jefferson, personal experiences with running out of toilet paper in public restrooms, the impact of record-breaking heat on Colorado ski season, a severe sewer failure in a Thornton apartment complex, a chance to dine with Will Ferrell in LA, the introduction of the 9-9-9 challenge in Major League Baseball, ticket giveaways for the Colorado Auto Show, the development of gene-edited super barley for cattle, fluctuating weather conditions in Colorado, Billy Bob Thornton's upcoming concert in Colorado with The Boxmasters, the Children's Hospital Colorado Mighty Millions Raffle and its prizes, and appreciation for radio station listeners and ratings.

Flying with Southwest Airlines and seat assignments, Finding an antique prostate and rectum warming device, Stepdaughter learning to drive and her driving habits, Winning a million dollars from scratch-off tickets, Warnings about parking ticket scams via text messages, Self-driving wheelchairs at airports, Costco's 10-pound chocolate bunny named Pete, A car accident at Topgolf involving a retaining wall, Upcoming Colorado Auto Show tickets giveaway.

Weekend weather forecast, Chuck Norris's passing, personal reflections on Chuck Norris's impact, online dating and new AI features, ABC's cancellation of The Bachelorette, a family's lost cat reunion, March Madness and bracket predictions, nostalgia for childhood memories associated with Chuck Norris.

Ancient Roman medical practices involving human waste, The discovery of a 1,900-year-old glass vial containing human feces, The use of thyme oil to mask unpleasant odors in ancient medicine, The projected $3 billion in legal bets for an upcoming sports tournament, The resurgence of wired headphones as a preferred choice over Bluetooth, The cultural significance of wired headphones in 2026, Chuck Norris being hospitalized following a medical emergency, Chuck Norris's recent birthday celebration and sparring video, The anticipation of the upcoming weekend.

A significant warmup with sunny weather and high temperatures approaching 80 degrees in March, The impact of pleasant weather on outdoor activities, A humorous anecdote about a person with a unique name, The experience of overeating ice cream before bed and its consequences, The difference in food tolerance between youth and adulthood, The launch of new Greyhound bus service from Denver, Criticism of unpaid TSA agents and airline profit motives, Announcement of winners for the St. Patrick's Day parade, The resurgence of vinyl record sales and its connection to Taylor Swift's marketing strategy.

The occurrence of Friday the 13th in February and its rarity, Elijah Wood's DJ project Wooden Wisdom performing at a Lord of the Rings themed dance party, potential power outages in Boulder and Jefferson County due to high winds, a lawsuit against a Mexican restaurant over spicy salsa, the St. Patrick's Day Festival in Old Town Arvada, the Irish Fest Denver celebration, the astrological significance of Friday the 13th during Mercury retrograde, upcoming wild weather changes including a cold front and snow, the participation of Englewood High School Marching Band in the St. Patrick's Day Parade, and voting for the best media float award in the parade.

The weather conditions today are windy. A new Netflix documentary titled "The Rise of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Our Brother Hillel" is set to premiere. The documentary focuses on the band's early years and the life of their original guitarist. Neil Sean from Journey is working on a project called Journey Beyond, which may include live shows and new music. Non-alcoholic beer is becoming more popular in stores but is rarely available on tap due to spoilage issues. High winds are causing significant disruptions at Denver International Airport, with numerous flight delays. Research on bowhead whales may lead to advancements in human longevity. Engineers in England are using landfill gas to power a greenhouse, turning waste into food production. A 50-year-old kickboxer set a world record by pulling a car using only his body, raising awareness for men's mental health. A contest for an ACDC flyaway trip to Las Vegas is being promoted. Jefferson County has activated its emergency operations center due to severe wind conditions and potential fire hazards.

A new traffic signal has been installed in Longmont at Kauffman Street and 2nd Avenue. The installation aims to boost safety and improve traffic flow. Weather conditions include a windy night with partly cloudy skies and a low around 34 degrees. The following day is expected to be sunny with a high of 58 degrees. An earthquake of 2.3 magnitude occurred just outside New York City. High fire danger is present along the front range due to red flag conditions. Chuck Norris' birthday is celebrated today. Chuck Norris jokes were shared on social media, highlighting humorous anecdotes about him. The St. Patrick's Day Parade is scheduled for Saturday, featuring the Inglewood High School Marching Band. A contest offers a chance to win a trip to see ACDC live in Las Vegas. Wedding moments that suggest a marriage may not last were discussed, showcasing humorous and awkward scenarios. The Denver Broncos are making roster changes, including re-signing linebacker Alex Singleton and adding running back J.K. Dobbins. A call for votes for the Best of Mile High Award was made to maintain a winning streak. March 10th is recognized as Chuck Norris' birthday, with fans sharing jokes in celebration. Plans for the next morning's show include discussing the upcoming St. Patrick's Day festivities.

Weather forecast for the evening and upcoming days, Closure of Red Robin restaurants and its impact, Personal health update regarding atrial fibrillation, Experience of a heart flutter and seeking medical attention, Diagnosis and treatment plan for atrial fibrillation, Sale of the Wild Goose bar, Grass fire in Thornton affecting an auto restoration shop, Denver's ranking as a pizza town, Broncos player Jaquan McMillan's contract raise, Sundance Film Festival moving to Boulder, Future water bills potentially including recycled wastewater, Upcoming Sublime concert at Fiddler's.

Ash Wednesday and the beginning of Lent, Plans for fish fry on Friday, CDOT updates on Wolf Creek Pass and road conditions, Avalanche dangers in Colorado, Reddit thread about bad date experiences, Suds for SIDS fundraiser event details, Introduction of the Helix electric flying vehicle, Timed entry reservations for Rocky Mountain National Park, Snow conditions in the high country, Cosmetic limb lengthening procedure, Podcast availability for The Dan Hardy Show.

Smashing Pumpkins reissuing "Gish" on vinyl for its 35th anniversary, Jokic's MVP race and the impact of injuries on players, a personal anecdote about forgetting a wallet, Ozzy Osbourne's reflections on his departure from Black Sabbath, a proposal for a new Bandamere Speedway location, the functionality of Apple AirTags and battery issues, rankings of states by alien abduction odds, a Sublime concert at Red Rocks and ticket giveaways, the history and significance of the Blucifer statue in Denver, Charlie Watts' Devon estate for sale.

National Pizza Day, Donations from pizzerias to Slice Out Hunger, Formation of nonprofit Pizza with Purpose, Planning of the Colorado Pizza Festival, Police chase involving a suspect calling an Uber, Rescue of two individuals from Long's Peak, Warnings about mountain safety and conditions.

Closure of Pizza Hut locations due to declining sales, A woman trapped in a car wash for nearly an hour, A new CNN series hosted by Fred Armisen focusing on unreleased music, A drunk passenger causing chaos on an AirAsia flight, Colorado's record low snowpack and its implications, A street performer juggling fire on a unicycle in Commerce City, A porch pirate stealing packages in Commerce City, A recall of energy honey spiked with Cialis.

U.S. Marshals tracking down fugitives, Arrests of nearly 500 fugitives in Colorado, Denver International Airport's passenger records, Aerosmith's upcoming album release, Signs of entering middle age, Predictability of the Super Bowl outcome, Tarantula predicting sports outcomes, Everyday etiquette guide, Golden retriever event in Golden, Colorado, Availability of show podcasts.

Ticket giveaways for Jim Brewer and America concerts, National Curmudgeons Day celebration, upgrades at Red Rocks venue, arrest of a man impersonating an FBI agent, Broncos World drama involving Bo Nix and Sean Payton, beer spill incident in Wheat Ridge, Broncos owner Greg Penner's support for management, evaluation of retractable roof options for a new stadium, a bar in Japan offering free drinks and career advice, Columbia's limited edition beer infused with bear poop.

Complaints about gym etiquette, Changes to the Great American Beer Festival, Electronic speed limit signs on I-70, Colorado Avalanche's popularity and rivalry, Speeding violations in school and construction zones, Development of a robotic hand by Swiss scientists, Scottish distillery's plan to use aluminum cans for whiskey. Top 10 SEO Keyword Tags:

Teaching teenagers to drive in adverse weather conditions, New slang and vocabulary used by teenagers, Retraction of information about Village Inn locations, Upcoming Bass Pro Shops opening in Loveland, Strategies for teaching driving skills, College football schedule for the Buffs, School closures and their impact on parents, Comparison of current weather conditions to other areas, Nostalgia for family road trips, Observations on gym attendance in January, Humorous social media interactions related to snow measurements.

Tribute to Bob Weir from Grateful Dead, TSA confiscation of unusual items at airport security, new morning anchor Drew Carney at Nine News, garlic's effect on body odor and attractiveness, a friend's experience with a colonoscopy, a pilot surviving a plane crash, an Indian woman's complaint against her husband for deception, a memorable concert experience with John Mellencamp

You're gonna love this one. Millz grew up with a radio DJ dad who once told listeners "tonight's gonna be dark" during a weather forecast (yeah, his friends never let him forget it). Fast forward and Millz is sneaking into Austin City Limits, working music licensing in Austin, and somehow convincing security he's Stevie Wonder's translator. These days he's tearing up Denver's metal and punk scene while still playing mariachi—because why choose between double kick drums and trumpets? This conversation goes everywhere, and that's exactly where you want it to go.

Snow conditions and forecasts, Tips for preparing windshield wipers for winter weather, Attendance and experience at a local stock show parade, World Typing Day, Infidelity and privacy issues related to social media, Gen Z money-saving habits, Denver Broncos playoff preparations and player injuries, Smoking regulations in public bathrooms in China, Snow plow operations and appreciation for workers, Promotion of a podcast and closing remarks.

Acknowledgment of Gold Standard Collision for car repairs, Tiger Woods' choice of Jon Bon Jovi for his birthday party, weather forecast including snow predictions, National Western Stock Show Kickoff Parade details, reflections on technological advancements since the 1950s, highlights from the Consumer Electronics Show, safety concerns regarding liquid nitrogen cocktails, National Pass Gas Day and its health implications, details about a significant apartment fire and its investigation, announcement of the International Sportsman's Expo, potential health benefits of smelling farts.

Weather forecast for Denver, Return of the State Patrol Mustang fleet, Observations on hoverboards in everyday life, U.S. military research into sentient liquid metal robots, National Western Stock Show kickoff parade, Girl Scout cookie season and new cookie launch, Nikola Jokic's all-star voting status and injury update, National Smith Day celebration and origin of the surname, Ice cream's positive impact on happiness and longevity, New research on alcohol's health risks and lack of benefits.

The Offspring's album "Smash" and its impact, Experiences in high school and marching band, Weather updates including temperatures and snow forecasts, Frustrations with gym etiquette and machine usage, New Year's festivities and personal health experiences, Recent fire incident in Glendale, Public perceptions of grizzly bears, Denver Broncos' playoff success and ticket prices, Misunderstanding about Billy Idol and Sting, Recommendation for the show "Your Friends and Neighbors," Recent snowfall in the mountains, Ridiculous ER incidents from the previous year.

Power outages affecting many people, Planned safety shutoffs scheduled for early morning, Holiday heart syndrome and its risks, Importance of moderation during holiday season, Unseasonably warm temperatures delaying ice castle openings, World record for longest Christmas caroling performance, Last day for regular shipping to ensure Christmas delivery, Wildfire sparked by downed power lines, National Regifting Day and changing attitudes towards regifting, Apology from a megachurch after a nativity event incident, Upcoming tribute concert for Billy Joel at Carnegie Hall.

Windy weather and a dust storm, Concerns about patio furniture during a storm, Power outage affecting transmitter area, Weather forecast including snow in the mountains, Tips for gym etiquette, Introduction of the Miro U robot for factory efficiency, Unusual holiday tradition from Spain involving a poop log, Ongoing windy conditions and mild December temperatures, Story of a woman arrested for driving a stolen U-Haul to court, Closing remarks and sign-off.

Winter weather conditions in Colorado, the potential power shutoff by Excel Energy, the legal argument for pets as tax dependents, the recent $500,000 Powerball win in Colorado, worst holiday gifts experienced by individuals, the tragic news of Rob Reiner and his wife's death, the concept of remote-controlled spy pigeons, the Denver Broncos' playoff prospects, a man's humorous car theft incident, and Journey's performance on the Voice finale.

The variety of music played on the radio station, Weather conditions in Denver, Guns N' Roses North American tour announcement, New songs released by Guns N' Roses, ACDC concert scheduled for 2026, Opening of a dog-themed dive bar in Denver, Nostalgia for a closed restaurant, Discussion on disappearing American traditions, Concerns about trick-or-treating and gender reveal parties, Delivery driver caught tampering with food, Tipping practices and their consequences, Hygiene concerns regarding re-wearing socks.

A car was sideswiped in a parking lot without a note left by the other driver. Many young men prefer online gaming to bar culture. The cost-effectiveness and convenience of gaming at home are highlighted. Krispy Kreme offers a deal on donuts for a limited time. A warning is issued about the fire hazards of dry Christmas trees. A humorous anecdote about a child's performance at a holiday concert is shared. New Year's Eve transportation in Denver will be free. Upcoming road closures for bridge work on I-70 are announced. Colorado Gives Day raised a record amount for nonprofits. A new personality type called "otrovert" is introduced. Winterfest in Thornton features various holiday activities and events.

The cost of gifts from the 12 Days of Christmas, The high price of holiday gifts, A prank involving a family photo, The Powerball jackpot amount, Colorado Gives Day and its significance, Angel Eyes charity for grief support, Project Sanctuary charity for military families, The impact of donations on Colorado Gives Day, The amount Coloradans spend on alcohol, The new Mug Root Beer cologne, Jamal Murray's performance in the NBA season, The challenges of semi-truck driving in high winds.

Sunset views over the Mile High area, Misidentifying a person in public, High wind warnings in Colorado, Denver Nuggets' performance and upcoming games, New Led Zeppelin documentary featuring Jimmy Page, Issues with self-driving taxis in San Francisco, Volunteer opportunities for Norad's Santa Tracker, A humorous story about a drug-related incident at a bank, Colorado Gives Day and donations to Project Sanctuary.

Weather conditions in Denver and the mountains, Upcoming winter storm and its impact on travel, Foo Fighters' benefit concert for homelessness and poverty, Parade of Lights in Colorado Springs, Nationwide drop in gas prices, Introduction of a new robot pet called Marumi, Psychological effects of using AI chatbots, Holiday events in Brighton including a Christmas tree lighting, Christmas celebrations in Breckenridge with unique activities.

Snowfall amounts across various areas in Denver, Slick road conditions and car incidents due to snow, Upcoming weather forecast including temperatures and snow, Tire shop demand increases during winter, Mike Shanahan's Hall of Fame snub, New Samsung Galaxy Z tri-fold phone release, Ski conditions and snow depth at resorts, Incident in Florida involving public indecency, Raccoon intoxication at a liquor store, Promotion of the podcast and holiday scratch tickets.