The Dark Ride

Set sail with the crew of ‘The Dark Ride’ as Adriane grills Mike on his very first Disney cruise experience aboard the Disney Destiny, and yes, she asks the hard-hitting questions like: Is this actually fun for adults without kids? What surprised you the most? And, of course, how was the food? With Adriane’s own first sailing on the Disney Treasure just around the corner, this episode turns into a mix of excited anticipation, honest takes, and just enough skepticism to keep it real.Follow Adriane (@HeyAdriane) and Mike (@MikeMolinari) on TikTok and Instagram for more travel content!

Sunshine, snacks, and suspiciously perfect vibes. In this episode, Adriane and Mike recap their April 2026 Disney trip; featuring flawless weather, an elite fireworks viewing strategy, not one but two Beak & Barrel reservations in a single day, and a “full moon” sighting at the pool that took the night in a direction absolutely no one anticipated. Check out Adriane (@heyadriane) and Mike’s (@mikemolinari) socials for vlogs and other content from this trip and more!

This week Adriane is joined once again by guest co-host Mike Molinari to kick off a holiday Disney World trip report! In part one, they’re breaking down the magic (and chaos) of their recent visit: from festive drinks and food at Jock Lindsey’s Hangar Bar, to holiday fun at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and a surprise character breakfast that one of them never saw coming. 🥞🎄✨If you love festive park energy, unexpected Disney moments, and honest trip reactions, this one’s for you.You can find both hosts on TikTok & Instagram:👉 @heyadriane👉 @mikemolinariPart two coming soon… 👀🏰

Adriane and Mike are back with Part Two of their October Disney World adventure! Day two kicks off with a swashbuckling start at Magic Kingdom’s newest hotspot, the Beak & Barrel, setting the tone for a day full of surprises. Later that evening their plan was to snack their way through the EPCOT Food & Wine Festival but Florida had other ideas. When the skies opened up with relentless rain, they had to pivot fast and stumble into a little Disney magic.A last-minute reservation at ’Ohana during the Happily Ever After fireworks turned what could’ve been a washout into one of the most unforgettable Disney evenings. Proving once and for all that not all rainy days at Walt Disney World are bad, some of them are iconic.Follow Adriane (@heyadriane) and Mike (@mikemolinari) on TikTok and Instagram for all the videos, vlogs, and behind-the-scenes moments from this magical adventure! 🌟

Surprise! Adriane is back on the mic and joined once again by guest co-host Mike Molinari for a brand-new trippin report! The duo recently returned from a three-day Disney adventure, and there was way too much magic (and mischief) to fit into just one episode so they decided to split this report into two parts!Here in Part One, they dive into their jam-packed travel day, complete with some unexpected misadventures falls at Typhoon Lagoon, and a head-banging finale on Rock ’n’ Roller Coaster. It’s a fast, funny, and full-of-chaos kickoff to their latest Disney escapade, so buckle up and tune in for all the nitty-gritty!Stay tuned next week for Part Two, where the adventures continue!Be sure to follow Adriane (@heyadriane) and Mike (@mikemolinari) on TikTok and Instagram for lots of videos and vlogs from this trip!

🎃👻 vs. 🎅🎄 — once and for all, they’re settling Disney’s ultimate party showdown: Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party vs. Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party! On today’s episode of The Dark Ride, Adriane is joined by returning guest co-host Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari) to tackle an “impossible” question they’ve both dodged for years. One’s spooky and mischievous, the other’s festive and heart-warming — how can you even compare the two?But compare them they do… and by the slimmest of margin, they each crown a winner. Stick around ‘til the end to find out which party will take the crown! 🏆✨

Adriane is back from another magical adventure at Walt Disney World and you know what that means: it’s time for a tripping report! 🎉 She’s joined by guest cohost Mike Molinari (@MikeMolinari) to recap their August 2025 getaway, including the first night of Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party, a spin on the brand-new Test Track, and Adriane’s full-on foodie dive into the entire Fall menu at The Plaza Restaurant on Main Street. From festive frights to not-so-scary food finds, this episode is packed with all the Disney Fall details you won’t want to miss!

We've got friend of the pod and theme park guru, Barbie, back today to talk about the shiny brand new kid in the neighborhood, Universal's Epic Universe. She's been a bunch and has the skinny without the spoilers. This is a vibes-heavy show all about the low down on a place that we cant wait to explore. Come hear all about it with us.Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, disney adult, fandom, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Orlando, Islands of Adventure, Epic Universe, Universal Studios

Come get yo fix. We talk about where we've been for the last few weeks. A bit of trip report as Ryan talks all about his trip to Puerto Rico. then we keep it local with a spoiler free talk about Broadways newest Hit; Stranger Things: The First Shadow. So glad to be back in the studio. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, Hotel, Deluxe Hotel, Giant Pool, Man made lake, group slide, Moderate Hotel, Value Hotel, Resort, Swan , Dolphin, Boardwalk, Yacht, Beach, Club, Crescent Lake, Epcot,  buffet, Magic Kingdom, Rides, Hollywood Studios, MGM, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels with a side trip to the Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to go outta the mouse house and talk all about Staying Off Property. What are the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of finding parking at 1 am at a Hyatt off of I Drive? Lets see what deals can be found outside the bubble!Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, Hotel, Deluxe Hotel, Giant Pool, Man made lake, group slide, Moderate Hotel, Value Hotel, Resort, Swan , Dolphin, Boardwalk, Yacht, Beach, Club, Crescent Lake, Epcot,  buffet, Magic Kingdom, Rides, Hollywood Studios, MGM, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels with a side trip to the Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to get big pool energy as we talk all about the new Evermore Orlando Resort. This resort has luxury in spades all around a pool so big you can ride in a Willy Wonka style boat to get from one side to the other. Will this villa bespeckled hot spot full of beautiful people, provide all soaked in sun, fun filled splendor our drunk little minds can handle, or will its vast lake like setting break our bank.  There’s only one way to find out!Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, Hotel, Deluxe Hotel, Giant Pool, Man made lake, group slide, Moderate Hotel, Value Hotel, Resort, Swan , Dolphin, Boardwalk, Yacht, Beach, Club, Crescent Lake, Epcot,  buffet, Magic Kingdom, Rides, Hollywood Studios, MGM, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

This week on ‘The Dark Ride’ we get artsy and fartsy as we discuss  Epcot Festival of the Arts! This year all things are coming up Figment, listen in to hear our thoughts on this festival and the rest of Adriane's first third of a wild trip.  So should you pack your bags and head to the showcase lagoon for this quicky quirky festival? There’s only one way to find out!Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, EPCOT, Japan Pavillion, Teppan Edo, Tokyo Dining, Katsura Grill, Mitsukoshi, Mitsiyaki, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Disney Restaurants, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Mickey's in Santa mode, looking quite plump, With festive ears perched on his jolly round rump, The park's packed with tourists in matching red sweaters, Wallet-draining magic that couldn't get better! Fake snow falls sideways in subtropical heat, Overpriced churros - a sugar-filled treat, Kids screaming with joy (or perhaps just pure rage), Disney's Christmas chaos is center stage! Princesses prancing with tinsel and cheer, Selfie sticks wielded like weapons, oh dear! One turkey leg costs more than my first car, But who's counting? We're making memories - har-har! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, Seaworld, Jollywood Nights, MVMCP, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, Shamu, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Turkey Legs and Dolewhip while spying on Native Americans from the Liberty Belle Riverboat, what are your family traditions for the eatiest drinkiest, nappiest holiday this side of Tomorrowland? and what is a Thanksgiving without Villains and rants about influencers, well listen in to hear ours. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, Seaworld, Jollywood Nights, MVMCP, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, Shamu, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Jollywood Nights or Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, which shin dig of 2024 is gonna get your toes a tappin and your wallets a waving. to discover all the holiday huffabaloo we brought back friend of the show and trendsetter of tinsel Magical Hijinx (Demi) (@magicalhijinx) Demi is always the first to know and shes here to let us all in on all the holiday happenings of these two fiesty festivities. so throw on your favorite spirit Jersey, stoke the screensaver of fire, and curl up like pluto as we get all Holiday hootenanny up in your ear holes. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, Seaworld, Jollywood Nights, MVMCP, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, Shamu, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

We are trying something new and listening and roasting our previous coverage of The Hall of Presidents, just in time for you to mop up your tears, or excitedly raise your hands in the air and wave em like.... a polaroid picture. Join your very favorite 40 some odd old white robots in the spirit of electoral electrification. how well did we do the first time? gotta listen in to find out. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trump, Harris, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

What's better than Pirates of the Caribbean? How about cruising the Bermuda Triangle on a floating city with shows, go-carts, casinos and oh so many bars. Adriane tells all about the Norwegian Joy and her recent boat ride into the great blue yonder. How was the Cruise ship Buffett, and what exaclty happened on the Lido deck? you gotta listen in to find out. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Norwegian Cruise, Celebrity Cruise, Royal Caribbean, MSC, Carnival, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

This week the terrific twosome reunites with a long-time friend of the show and gets into the weeds with the newly announced LLPP : Lightning Lane Premiere Pass, what is it, why is it, and how am I going to afford it???. Adriane and Ryan are so excited to welcome Monika (social_barbi / @fake_gwen) who knows so much more than us about this spaghetti mess of options that Disney has released upon the world. Is it going to make everything smooth and easy.... your guess is as good as ours!! Then we hop on over for an epic discussion about all things Epic Universe.  Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, disney adult, fandom, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Today... were back with an all new adventure. Join the drunk duo as we head on down to the eathernet eatery to wax poetic about all things themepark. Today we share all about Adriane's fall trip to dirty south, get down to earth and real with you our favorite fans and discuss what weve been up to...  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the hyper hooch hovel, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Ryan and Adriane take a break from our never started vacation to chat up our thoughts on the offerings from the 2024 D-23 Event that Disney held in Anaheim. Did Santa Joshy bring us everything we ever wanted, or was there some coal in our Disney Parks stockings... listen in to hear the tea spilled all over the Rivers of America  Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Moana, Indiana Jones, Tortuga Tavern, Test Track, Ride Updates, Ride Announcements, Figment, Attractions, D23, D-23, Josh D'Amaro, Bob Iger, New Rides and Attraction, Parks and Resorts Panel, Monsters Inc Land, Cars Land, Villians Land, Avengers Campus, Avatar west, Disney Holiday, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, Epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the eathernet eatery to wax poetic about all things themepark. today we share some big news about the future of the show, get down to earth and real with you our favorite fans and discuss some quirky happenings in the world of Dis...  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Can you smell what the castle is cooking? well we do, and to smell all the best and worst around central Florida, we needed to bring on a professional. were Happy to have Airik creator of Mortimer and Company candle company maker of the Happiest Scents on Earth (@mortandcocandles , https://www.etsy.com/shop/MortAndCo). Whether it is churros, the grand Floridian lobby, or the smell of ancient Rome on fire, they have all of your favorites. We learn all about making candles, smellitizers, brominated water, body odor on the monorail, and all the best and worst. wanna learn, just listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, candles, smelts, Disney Smells, Scents, Popcorn, Pirate Water, Haunted dust, Freon smell, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the chocolate milk microchip, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Ryan tells Adriane all about his trip to the sweetest place on earth, Hershey Pennsylvania, and the theme park where chocolate flows like the salmon of Capistrano Hersheypark. the brainchild of factory man and chocolatier Milton Hershey. So will the massive coasters turn our stomachs or will that happen with the enormous milk shakes ....  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation,Hershey Park, Hersheypark, Echo Dell, Indian Echo Caverns, Hershey gardens, Zoo America, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the hyper hooch hovel, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Ryan gets sloshy with his brother Eric chattin up our thoughts on the rumored offerings from the 2024 destination D-23 Event coming up in Anaheim. Maybe we will get some of these goodies promised last D23 maybe we get some all new fantastic technological marvels, or maybe they spend 45 minutes talking about a big boat and slapping themselves five for a copule new country bear songs and trip to a salt mine... listen in to hear the tea spilled all over the Tomorrowland Terrace  Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Moana, Indiana Jones, Tortuga Tavern, Test Track, Ride Updates, Ride Announcements, Figment, Attractions, D23, D-23, Josh D'Amaro, Bob Iger, New Rides and Attraction, Parks and Resorts Panel, Disney Holiday, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, Epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

If you savor premium steaks, fresh seafood and 90s interior design check out this New England-style steakhouse. We did, and we're here to spill the sirloin. Today we are joined by a Drunk Distory favorite with Sun Splash Waterpark in Cape Coral Florida's own Hollie Reed (@queenmumhollie) (@sunsplashcc on IG/ @sunsplashwaterpark on TikTok), will this high price house of hamburg be a hit or will this boat sink to the bottom of the briny deep, you have gotta tune in to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Waterpark, Sun Splash Waterpark, pro park, propark, typhoon lagoon, blizzard beach, river country, volcano bay, Trip Report, Holiday, Disney Holiday, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the cafe du motherboard, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her summer trip to the happiest place on earth. Where she were lucky enough to take a trip down the bayou with a special preview of Tiana's Bayou Saltporium. And she wasnt alone, and either are we this week we are pleased to welcome back to the show Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari), a great friend of the pod, and a guest on some of our most popular episodes. He also happens to be the nicest mickey shaped beignet eater, this side of Louis bouncin' belly. This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmic rewind and an audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down....  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

When I see a Smellephant Fly.... I run for cover. This week were getting into the three ring of it all as we run away to the circus and discuss all that is Storybook Circus, from the fake trains and planes to the real trains and plains, we will talk about it all. and then there is the Smellephants on Parade; Disney's newest mash up IP and sponsorship opportunity to impart its imprint on the kingdom . will we be grabbing cotton candy or spilling peanuts on the ground, only time, your ears, and the ringmaster can know. see ya under the big top. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out,  Big Top Souvenirs · Casey Jr. RailRoad Mercantile · Casey Jr. Splash 'N' Soak Station · Dumbo the Flying Elephant · Fantasyland Station · Pete's Silly Sideshow · Restrooms - Storybook Circus · The Barnstormer · Walt Disney World Railroad - Fantasyland Casey Junior, Goofy's sky school, The great goofini, Barnstormer, Pistol Pete, Dumbo, Meet and Greet, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Sizzling grills ignite, Chef's dance in gleaming steel light, Teppanyaki delight. EPCOT's fan fave, Teppan Edo is on the menu today. This group sit-down dining experience has us getting our komonos on, and stretching our kawaii muscle with all the delicious delicacies of the land of the rising sun So will this entertaining eatery have us giggling with our hand over our mouth, or will this loud lounge have us stumbing in our Geta ( those are the cool wooden platform shoes, see... we both learned something today), to find out ya gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, EPCOT, Japan Pavillion, Teppan Edo, Tokyo Dining, Katsura Grill, Mitsukoshi, Mitsiyaki, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Disney Restaurants, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week the twosome of terot revisit the world showcase showdown and start a best day ever walkin round the lagoon, they will share their favorite thing to eat, drink and do at each of the pavilions, so will they go right or left leaving world celebration? ....  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the microbit brewery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week we are all about that relaxed fit. Adriane and Ryan talk about the stresses of a first time dis vacation?, We discuss the deepest of deep dives , viral sensation rockin the internet, the 4 hr starcruiser review you tube by @JennyNicholson, whats all this hype all about??!!! we will have to find out. Then we get all sappy in an in memorium for Richard Sherman, the musical mystro behind much of our nostaligic love for disney tunes. This is a really fun episode, but you don't have to believe me, just listen in to find out for yourself. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Dolewhip, Bibbidy Boppity Boutique, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the Lithium Ion Lido Deck, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks and cruise ships. This week we flip the script and Ryan tells Adriane all about his recent stomp around the studios and sail around the seas of the Caribbean. We get into all the goods, bads, and uglies of the MSC seashore and its 7 night sail around the land of pirates and pucca shell necklaces. Ryan Tells all about Atlantis, the seven waterfalls of Rio Damajagua, and the best damn mojito, this side of the plead for statehood. and now you get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down and we spare nothing in this two-in-one parter....  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Port Canaveral, MSC Cruises, Bahamas, Nassau, Atlantis, Dominican Republic, Puerto Plata, seven waterfalls of Rio Damajagua, Old San Juan, Puerto Rico, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Rise of the Resistance, Fantasmic, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

From the day we arrive on the podcast And, blinking, picked up our drinks There's more to know than can ever be known More to drink than can ever be drunk There's far too much facts to take in here More to find than can ever be found But the gates rolling high Through the castle spotted sky Keeps great and small on the endless pal around It's the circle of Drunk Distory And it moves us all Through Dark and the Ride Through faith and love 'Til we find our place On the path unwinding ( to G-Flo) In the hidden mickeys... The circles of life Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the microbit brewery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week we are all about that relaxed fit. Adriane and Ryan try a new nationwide Dolewhip social media trend, does it hold up to our refined palates?, we will have to taste the magic to find out. Then we answer some listener mail about doing a down and back to Disney in one day, and we wrap up with a couple of Disney news articles. This is a really fun episode, but you don't have to believe me, just listen in to find out for yourself. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Dolewhip, Bibbidy Boppity Boutique, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her recent romp around the mouse house. and this time she brought a friend in to spill the tea. We are psyched to welcome back to our little slice of Cinderella; Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari). He was recently on telling us why he's a Disney Adult. Now we get to hear how he does Disney, right from the magic Mike's mouth. This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre-trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmic rewind and an audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down and we spare nothing....  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life-consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest is Demi (@MagicalHijinx); she is a fantastic friend of the pod and a tip/review queen for the theme park world. Through her many social media pursuits, she is out there doing the hard work, and making the confusing endeavor of these Vay Cays something that is simple and understandable. As a late-stage Disney Adult, Demi sheds some light on what it is like to become obsessed without all that sticky nostalgia gumming up the works. We are pleased as Polynesian Punch to find out all about what makes her omnimover operate. Come listen and find out!

Only the Grid knows why frisbees and neon go so damn well together. stride over your ever so uncomfortable light cycle and get ready to see the future in all of its daft punkiness. Today we ride Tron: Light Cycle Run. Will this neo-futuristic test track of new Tomorrowland send us victoriously through the cybernetic cacophony or will its seats have us in sweats and make us cramped at the idea of digital sports that don't involve Pokemon. your guess is as good as ours, you'll have to listen it to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, space, rocket, Arcade, Stars, Lightcycle, Kinetic, Jeff Bridges, Frisbee, Tron, Tron: Legacy, Flynn, Master Control Program, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

There is an old Swahili Proverb that says;"He who eats another man's food will have his own food eaten by others." . and that goes double when you are talking about the bread service at Sanaa at Animal Kingdom Lodge Kidani Village. From the epic art to the wild views, this restaurant with the heart of Africa has got big things in a small package. So will this bite sized bistro make it to the top of our charts or will the hide away location have us searching for this restaurant like a lion stalking his prey on the plains ya gotta tune in to find out Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, Animal Kingdom, Bread Service, Mojito, Wildebeest, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Jiko - The Cooking Place, Boma - Flavors of Africa, Mara, Tiffins, Tusker House, Yak and Yeti,, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week were all about that relaxed fit. Adriane and Ryantalk about some upcoming events, we talk through some big disney news articles as of late and jam out to some listener mail and posts. its fun for the family, but with swears, so maybe the whole family that is cool with hearing us talk dirty about the adult side of the themed out world. what's it all about?...  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Peltz for President, Iger, cruise control, price hike, surge pricing, annual passholder, club 33, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life-consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest is Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari), a great friend of the pod, and a guest on some of our most popular episodes. He also happens to be the nicest DVC points slinger this side of the Frontierland shooting gallery. We are over the fake rocks of Batuu to find out all about the mouse running around Mike's mind. Come listen and find out!

It's been Four Years since you looked at meCocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"not so long since you laughed at meSaying, "Get that together, come back and see me"welcome to our Four Year Aniversary Show, filled with fun and games, surprised animatronic guests and a whole lot of Disney Debauchery. Saddle up, kick back, and Enjoy! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Chat GPT, Newlywed Game, Did we rate it right?, Disney Adults , Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Arrr, ye scallywags! Hoist yer Jolly Roger and prepare to plunder the depths of hilarity today with the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage at Disneyland! We be sailin' through the seas of imagineering as we recount the antics of Nemo, Dory, Tony Baxter, and their motley crew of underwater misfits. From fish tacos to landlubber shenanigans, we be splicin' the mainbrace and servin' up a barrel o' laughs. So grab yer grog, polish yer hook, and join us as we set sail on a rollicking adventure through the high seas of Disney magic! Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, 20,000 leagues under the sea, Jules Verne, the nautilus, subs, beatles, yellow submarine, pirates, deep, ocean, Disneyland, Aneheim, MCU, Douglas Adams, Towel, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Welcome to the Jungle, sha na na na please take a moment to adjust your volume and let the two skippers with the yippers take you to the far-off land of Orlando to a little bistro in the bush in the Kingdom of Magic. Today we're gettin our feast of beast on as we eat all about Skipper Canteen. Adventerland's punny eatery with a design towards the sublime. listen up as we're gonna point out some of my favorite plates…. That one… this one… oh and this one is good too, mmmmmm. remember absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, so tip em back and if your like our friend Mufasa, as for your zebra on the rocks. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, jungle cruise, skipper dan, puns, dad jokes, fight or flight , Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest a is VERY good friend of the pod, in fact, She’s such a good friend it’s almost like She’s permanently a part of the Dark Ride family! But we’re not telling you who it is here, you’ll have to tune in to find out ;)

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her Fab Feb trip to the happiest place on earth. Birthdays and rain delays This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmic rewind and an audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down....  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-booPut 'em together and what have you gotcharacter dining costing you a firstborn child. We're headed to Cindy's house for a little amuse bouche and a princess parade the likes of which you've never seen. Unless you have perchance been to literally any other parade at Disney cause then you have seen this many princesses. Or maybe if you have been to Fairytale Hall. Or if you have found yourself waiting in line for one of the 700 or so meet and greets around. Ok, so maybe the princess part is plentiful, but have you ever snapped a cute selfie with snow white while scarfing a steak? Well, look no further cause at Cinderella's Royal Table, the evil stepmothers are taking a back seat to these prix fixe princesses. These ladies of the realm have brought along autograph books and somewhat French cooks, so they can show off their debonaire. So, will this ultra-deluxe sit-down character dining experience have us donning our glass Nikes while loosening our belts, or will this pricey princess cavalcade make us feel like we were all turned back to pumpkins? ya gotta tune in to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining,Character Dining, EPCOT, Cinderella, Prince Charming, Gus Gus , Jaque, Ariel, Aurora, Jasmine, Rapunzel, Briar Rose, Snow White, Walter White, Skylar White, Anastasia, Drizella, Moana, Anna, Elsa, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Get your dogsled and mukluks ready cause we're venturing into the great white north to lineup for a mickey, kick out the hosers, and chomp down at some chops at EPCOT's Le Cellier Steakhouse. This deluxe sit-down dining experience has us getting our lumberjack on, stretching our Molson muscle with all the delicious delicacies of the land of the maple leaves. So will this hockey toothed meat loving adventure erupt like a keener kerfuffle full of medium rare ribeyes, or will this poutine routine make us feel like saying Sorry, I'd rather have ketchup chips, ya gotta tune in to find out Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, EPCOT, Canadian Pavillion,Canada far and wide, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest a is VERY good friend of the pod, in fact, he’s such a good friend it’s almost like he’s permanent a part of the Dark Ride family! But we’re not telling you who it is here, you’ll have to tune in to find out ;)

When your galactic generator has gone missing and you can't afford to hire Captain Marvel, there is only one team you can count on.. In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.  If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The A-Team. and if they arent available, try the Guardians of the Galaxy. were getting our spin on today as we head to EPCOT and ride Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Will this spinning omnicoaster make us scream for xandar or will be left in the dark There’s only one way to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, space, rocket, groot, star lord, Gamora, Drax, Mantis, GOTG, James Gunn, Marvel, DC, Comics, MCU, Douglas Adams, Towel, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to get your 90s aesthetic on with Walt Disney World Swan and Dolphin Resorts. this resort has big geometry energy and a location to make you dream of the original dreamfinder riding on the honey I shrunk the kids' bee at MGM Studios. Will this amenity and transportation-heavy dynamic dual hotel provide all the beanie babies and tamagatchis our drunk little hands can hold, or will its over-the-top aesthetic take it to the bottom of the blockbuster movies return slot.  There’s only one way to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, Hotel, Resort, Swan , Dolphin, Boardwalk, Yacht, Beach, Club, Crescent Lake, Epcot,  buffet, Magic Kingdom, Rides, Hollywood Studios, MGM, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Today we head on down to the banana bread bakery, to doo the doo, unloose the caboose, water the grass, drop a deuce, punish the porcelain, build a log cabin, or any of your other favorite euphemisms for bodily functions as we sit down to check our phones and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan do some listener mail call and with a special request talk all about where to pop a squat in the most magical restrooms on earth. So which are the golden thrones and which of these John crappers are just plain shitty? Listen up and you'll get the scoop on where to poop. That and soooooo much more on this very special episode of Drunk Distory Presents: The Dirt Slide. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Tangled Toilets, Galaxy Edge Refreshers, Moaning Myrtle Bathroom, Restroom, Mens, Womens, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast