The Disness: A Drunk Disney Podcast

We're shining bright this week on the show as we discuss Life-Size starring Tyra Banks and Lindsey Lohan! Join Kaylee, Smalltown, and Jordan as they discuss the film and how it came to be, behind the scenes details, the cast and crew, they give their report cards and overall reviews and so much more!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

The gang is headed to the racetrack this week on the show as we talk about Pixar Cars! Join Kaylee, Jordan, and Smalltown as we hit up Radiator Springs to talk about the film, break down the making of the film and related media, we give our opinions and reviews of the film, and so much more!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

Join The Disness crew on our trip to Neverland this week as we're talking about Peter Pan! Hosts Kaylee, Smalltown, and Jordan discuss the film, break down the making of the film, give their opinions and overall reviews of the film, and so much more!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

We're hoopin this week on The Disness as we talk about the original Air Bud film! Kaylee, Smalltown, and Jordan are joined by Keegan "Keke" Tyner as they discuss the film, the cast and crew, the life of Buddy the dog, they share their opinions and reviews, and so much more!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

It's the Season 5 Premiere of The Disness and we're kickin it off with a BANG as we discuss Moana! You're welcome! Join Kaylee, Smalltown, and Jordan as they discuss the film, give their report cards and reviews, talk about the background of the film and the cast and crew, and so much more! Be sure to drink along with us!

We're traveling through another dimension deep within the Disney vault this week as we talk about the made for TV flick based off the famous ride, Tower of Terror! Join Kaylee, Jordan, and Smalltown as they discuss the film, give their opinions and reviews, break down the cast and making of the film, and so much more!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

We're diving back into the ocean this week as we discuss 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea! Join Kaylee, Smalltown, and Jordan as they break down the film and share their thoughts and opinions. They also discuss the cast and crew, how the film came together, the differences between the novel and the film, and so much more!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

The Disness is taking a trip around the world as we discuss the early 2000s cult favorite Around the World in 80 Days starring Jackie Chan! Join hosts Kaylee, Smalltown, and Jordan as they break down the film, share their opinions and reviews, discuss the cast and the making of the film as well as the differences between this film and the original Jules Verne novel, and so much more!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcastTime Stamps:- This Weeks Cocktail (2:30)- Kaylee Time featuring Cast breakdown and making of the film (8:23)- Differences between the film and novel + Related media (32:03)- Film Rundown (51:35)- Report Cards (1:16:37)- Pimp of the Week (1:33:33)

The Disness gang tackles a weird one this week as they cover the 1976 Disney film Gus starring Ed Asner! Join Kaylee, Smalltown, and Jordan as they talk about the movie, give their reviews, talk about the legendary Don Knotts, and so much more!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

This week we're talking about a film that deserves a critical reappraisal as we discuss Brother Bear! Join Kaylee, Smalltown, and Jordan as they discuss the film and give their reviews and takeaways. They also talk about the cast, the making of the film, the video games based off of it, their personal memories of the film, and so much more! Be sure to drink along with us!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

We confess that we're feeling a bit dramatic this week as we're talking about Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen! Join us on our newest drunken adventure through the Disney vault as we discuss the film, what it's based on, the cast and crew, we break down the film, give our personal reviews and so much more! Join us for all the good times!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

Yes, Disney made a live action Mr. Magoo movie in the 90s and The Disness is talking about it this week! Join Kaylee, Smalltown, and Jordan as they break down the film and discuss what worked and what didn't, they talk about the history of the Magoo character, how the film compares to the cartoon series, and so much more! Be sure to drink along with us!Time Stamps:3:25 - Cocktail of the Week10:47 - Our relationships with Mr. Magoo12:34 - Budget and box office, critical reception, fun facts, what was happening in the world at the time of the films release28:35 - Magoo character origins and history, making of the film, film controversies, related media39:31 - Cast and crew1:11:56 - Film rundown1:38:14 - Report cards1:51:41 - Overall ratings1:58:16 - Pimp of the weekFollow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

The Disness is PROUD to be talking about The Proud Family Movie this week on the show! We break down the film and give our opinions, share old memories and new takeaways, we look into the making of the film and fun facts about the show and the cast, and so much more! Be sure to drink along with us!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcastTime Stamps:5:00 - This weeks cocktail13:31 - Proud Family memories15:14 - Kaylee Time (making of the film, fun facts)43:15 - Creation of the show, video games, merchandise1:03:42 - Film rundown1:38:14 - Report cards2:08:10 - Overall ratings2:13:53 - Pimp of the week

This week on the show we're talking about Raya and the Last Dragon! We break down the film, discuss the messages of the film, give our personal report cards and reviews, discuss the cast and crew, and get drunk while doing it! Join us for another good time here on The Disness!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

The Disness revisits the jungle this week to see our old pal George as we discuss George of the Jungle! We break down the film, discuss what we liked and what didn't work for us, we talk about the cast and crew and the making of the film, we give our report cards, and so much more!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

The Disness is kicking off 2026 with a bonafide classic in Disney's Tarzan! We are joined by returning guest C.C. Perez (and briefly by Payton Nevin) as we discuss the film, the cast and crew, fun facts surrounding the film, how it compares to the book, we give our report cards for the film, and so much more!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

The Disness is back in a BIG way this week as we talk about our favorite LITTLE guy when we discuss Chicken Little! Hear how Jordan's opinion of the film has altered, Smalltown's praise, Kaylee's fun facts, and so much more!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

It's spooky season so The Disness is talking about one of the darkest Disney films this week in The Black Cauldron! We discuss the film, the hellacious creation process, how it flopped and why that doesn't affect our opinions on the film, fun facts, we give our report cards and overall ratings, and so much more!Time Stamps:6:15 - Cocktail of the week9:12 - Our relationships with the film12:50 - Kaylee Time (making of the film, fun facts)1:02:55 - Disney Parks presence, walk around characters, home media1:10:44 - Film rundown1:48:19 - Report cards2:18:03 - Overall ratings2:30:05 - Pimp of the WeekFollow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

The Disness is headed back to the Pride Lands on the show this week for a much less colorful trip! Join us as we discuss the 2019 Lion King remake! We break down the film, discuss what worked and what didn't, talk about the cast and the making of the film, and shoot the shit along the way!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

We're hittin DINGERS on this weeks episode of The Disness as we talk about Angels in the Outfield! Join us as we discuss the film, break down the cast, talk about how accurate the baseball action looked, give our report cards and overall reviews, and so much more! Be sure to drink along with us!This weeks cocktail: Al's Home Run Cherry Lemonade - Cherry Vodka, Cherry Lemonade Slushiem, Red Sour Patch KidsTime Stamps:17:00 - Our Relationship with the Film22:46 - Kaylee Time (Film facts, Director, Cast)54:13 - Movie Rundown1:20:40 - Report Cards1:38:30 - Pimp of the WeekFollow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

Cetus-Lupeedus! We're talking about Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century on this edition of The Disness! Join Jordan, Kaylee, and Smalltown as we get alpha supreme and break down the film, discuss the making of the film, the cast, give our personal report cards and reviews, and so much more!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

Get ready for a swashbuckling good time as The Disness gang covers Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, the first film in the "Pirates" franchise! We're joined by special guest Avery Saxton as we break down the film, the cast and crew, we give our personal report cards and overall thoughts, and so much more! Join us or you'll walk the plank, matey!Follow us on Instagram: @DisnessPodcast

This week on The Disness we're getting strange as we talk about the under appreciated Disney film that is Strange World! Join Kaylee, Smalltown, and Jordan as they break down the film, give their full thoughts and reviews, take a look at the making of the film, the cast, and the crew, and so much more!Follow us on Instagram! @DisnessPodcast

On this edition of The Disness, the gang dives into Frozen 2 as Jordan, Kaylee, and Smalltown discuss the film in depth and give their ratings and overall reviews! We also discuss the director and cast, our personal relationships with the film and the Frozen franchise, and so much more!Follow us on Instagram! @DisnessPodcast

This episode was filmed back in February after our apartment fire and after only recently getting a new MacBook I am just now getting it out, so if there's any confusion regarding year end awards going up in August, I hope that clears things up! Thank you for sticking with us!On Part 2 of The 3rd Annual Disness Awards, we hold our 3rd ever Best Drink (Cocktail) Tournament! Which one will come out on top? We also play a Price is Right-style game hosted by Ryan "Mobes" Moberly, we give out awards for Best and Worst Movie, Best and Worst Villain, Best Music, Worst Ending, and so much more!

DISCLAIMER: We recorded this episode at the beginning of the year. We underwent an apartment fire and lost all our podcast equipment, so this release along with many others may sound a bit out of date as we continue our mission to release every episode recorded pre-fire.The Disness Awards is back again! For Part 1, we kick off with our 3rd Pimp of the Year Tournament, our Worst Drink Eliminator, and our Rapid Fire Awards including Voice Actor of the Year, Greatest Character Friendship, Biggest Dummy, and more! We also induct 2 more legends into The Disness Hall of Fame! Plus an appearance from Big Green of The Lynx Report! Join us for all the fun and festivities!

This week on The Disness, we make a pit stop in the Disney Channel Original Movie section of the Disney vault as we discuss Tiger Cruise! This was Disney's attempt at tackling the heavy topic of 9/11 for a young audience, and let's just say it's certainly... an attempt. Join us as we break down the film, talk about the director and cast, give our personal reviews of the film, and more!Follow us!Instagram: @DisnessPodcastTwitter/X: @TheDisness

After a multi-month hiatus, The Disness is BACK to talk about the Kurt Russell led Miracle! Hit the ice with us as we talk about the cast, break down the film, share personal opinions, and so much more!Follow Us!Instagram: @DisnessPodcastTwitter/X: @TheDisness

The Disness is back and we're here to talk about an animated comedy classic in The Emperor's New Groove! Smalltown loves him some David Spade. We discuss the film, give our personal report cards, we run down the cast and discuss the creative process of the film, and so much more! Join us... or else. Follow Us on Instagram and Twitter! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

We love Dick Van Dyke here on The Disness and it's truly Never a Dull Moment with that man! Join us as we discuss the 1968 comedy film starring the legendary birthday boy Dick Van Dyke himself! We break down the film, discuss the cast, give our reviews, and so much more! Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

Do YOU remember the titans??? Well we sure do! Join Jordan, Kaylee, and Smalltown as we break down this legendary football film! We also provide our personal takes, we talk about the cast and fun facts surrounding the film, and so much more! Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

Are y'all ready for some MIDNIIIIGHT MADNESS??? Well we aren't but Michael J. Fox sure is! Join us for all the chaos as we discuss this 80s Disney cult classic! We break down the film, share our thoughts, and so much more! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

This episode is dedicated to the late, great James Earl Jones. This episode was filmed prior to his passing. It's the Season 4 premiere and we're starting off with a bonafide CLASSIC in The Lion King! Smalltown is pumped as shit! Pumped as shit doesn't sound that great actually. Pumped as fuck probably sounds a little better. But yeah make sure to listen and rate the show on whatever app you're listening on, that would mean a lot to us! If we get five 5 star ratings by next week, Smalltown will eat a full lasagna live on our Instagram page. I didn't consult him first about this by the way but he's gonna have to do it. Also we fucks wit Dick Van Dyke. Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

It's the 50th episode of The Disness and oooo yeah it's a celebration!! Join Kaylee, Jordan, & Smalltown for all the festivities on this special episdoe as they discuss Muppet Treasure Island, rename classic Disney films, play a "The Price is Right" inspired game hosted by Ryan Moberly, and so much more!You can find pictures of every item involved in “Dis Be The Price” on our Instagram page: @DisnessPodcastFollow Us!Instagram: @DisnessPodcastTwitter/X: @TheDisness

We're letting the dogs out this week on The Disness as we discuss the original One Hundred and One Dalmatians! Join Jordan, Kaylee, and Smalltown as we break down the film, provide our personal thoughts and insight, we take a look at the cast, and there's a whole lot of gags in between. Don't let the Baha Men down and give us a listen! Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

We're indulging in Smalltown's passion of football this week on The Disness as we discuss Invincible starring Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg! Join us as we talk about the film, the real life story of Vince Papale, how accurate this film was to real life, and so much more! Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

We're back this week and dropping a new episode EVERY MONDAY from here on out! This week we're talking about the Disney princess classic, Pocahontas! Join Kaylee, Jordan, and Smalltown as they discuss the film, the historical inaccuracies, and controversial depictions, and don't worry, we say some silly shit too. Join us for all of the fun and shenanigans! Follow us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter: @TheDisness

We're talking about the beloved Winnie the Pooh this week as we go back to the very first Pooh feature film, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh! Join Jordan, Kaylee, Smalltown, Piglet, Rabbit, Gopher, and more!Follow us!Instagram: @DisnessPodcastTwitter/X: @TheDisness

This episode is dedicated to the late Robert Butler. This was recorded prior to his passing. We dug into our grab bag and thankfully pulled out a Kurt Russell film! Too bad it was this one. Join us for all of the laughs and good times to be had! We discuss the film, review it, and we talk about some random shit. Ya know, in true Disness fashion. Also yogurt covered raisins are the shit. Yeah this is Jordan writing this. I'm breaking the fourth wall bitches. Boom. That was the sound of your mind being blown. Follow us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter: @TheDisness

We're reviewing and discussing Saving Mr. Banks this week on the show, the film about the making of Mary Poppins and also featuring PAUL GIAMATTI. Smalltown loves him some Paul Giamatti. We also talk about Kurt Russell, horror movies, gravy, arcade games, carrot cake, magic tricks, and so much more!Follow us!Instagram: @DisnessPodcastTwitter: @TheDisness

This episode is dedicated to the legacy and memory of Glynis Johns. This episode was recorded prior to her passing.
We dug into the grab bag and pulled out (get your mind out the gutter) Rob Roy, The Highland Rogue! Yeah, Disney made a Rob Roy movie. He also married his second cousin by the way. We also discuss the real life history of Rob Roy, handball, Cars 2, being knighted, Betty White, Smalltown tries ranch ice cream, and so much more!
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We're getting into some shenanigans with Tan Dan and his awful friend as we talk about the Robin Williams and John Travolta comedy, Old Dogs! We're joined by special guest C.C. Perez once again as he provides his analysis on the film as well. We also discuss Hairspray, state fair food, gorillas, Justin Long, and so much more! Follow Us: Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter: @TheDisness

This episode is dedicated to memory and legacy of the late, great Bob Newhart. This was recorded prior to his passing. We're joining Bernard and Bianca on their journey to rescue Penny on this edition of The Disness as we talk about The Rescuers! Join us as we talk about the movie, the cast and crew, hot sauce, 80's music, ice cream, facial hair, pumpkin patches, Papa Roach, John Travolta, and so much more!

The gang is joined by fellow Disney fans Emma Barlow and Christian "Big Chris" Barlow as we discuss the wonderful Pixar film known as Up! Join us as we break down the movie, give our report cards, as well as discussions about amusement parks, milkshakes, Darius Rucker, The Sound of Music, Captain Underpants, and so much more!

We're hitting the ice on the show this week as we discuss The Mighty Ducks! Yes, we fully committed and recorded this on a hockey rink. We're joined by special guest Payton "Cruise" Vonholten as well! Also Smalltown loves himself some Emilio Estevez. Apologies for the first 6 minutes sounding a little more echoey, we didn't realize 2 of our mics were muted lmao. My bad y'all.

It's a grab bag edition of the show as we pulled out another DCOM in Disney Channel's "The Other Me"! Y'all know Smalltown is gonna love this one! Join us for all the fun and drink along with us!

This week on the show, The Disness Gang goes back to one of the very first Disney films in the vault as they discuss Pinocchio! Join us for some laughs, drinks, and good times!

It's summertime and we're celebrating Disness style as we talk about the classic DCOM High School Musical 2! We're joined once again by Donte "Bucky" Buckner as he provides his analysis along with the rest of The Disness Gang. Join us for all the summer love, summertime magic, and the sweet summer breeze!

We're back again for Part 2 of the 2nd Annual Disness Awards! On this half of the awards we hold our Best Drink of the Year Tournament, we award the best movie, best and worst villain, best and worst DCOM, and so much more!

It's a party on The Disness this week as we put on the 2nd annual Disness Awards! For part 1, Kaylee, Jordan, and Smalltown try the worst drinks of Season 2, we hold the 2nd Pimp of the Year Tournament and we give out some awards! We also talk about JK Simmons, meatloaf, peppermint schnapps, cracker brands, LSD experiences, Jim Belushi, and so much more! Join us for all the festivities!