the feral forecast

HELLO MY CUNTS OF THE COLLECTIVETODAY I BRING FORTH ANOTHER COSMIC MESSAGEWITH MY BEST FRIEND marigold river COMMUNITY LIVING IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARDINDIVIDUALISTIC RUMORS WILL RUIN YOUR LIFEDON’T RUIN YOUR LIFEHAVE A SLEEPOVER WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDSCOOK MEALS TOGETHERANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHERSAY YOU’RE SORRYDO A TANTRIC GRIEF RITUALAND GET THE FUCK ON WITH YOUR LIFE!!OKAY I LOVE YOUOKAY I BELIEVE IN YOUOKAY - LET’S RIDE THIS COSMIC COCK~together~forever in unison,the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey you crazy control freaks -(takes one to know one)speaking of control, and how we have none of it, i technically accidentally published this one early. and now god won’t let me change it. so i had to make a whole new post. and send out a whole nother email. in the denver airport. so, this is all to say, sometimes - we rlly just don’t have control :/so we gotta work around itwe gotta work with itwe gotta get kinky with itand have funbecause life is too short.don’t let them steal your joy.cumming alongside you,the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey you crazy control freaks(takes one to know one)sometimes - we rlly just don’t have control :/i’m sorry :/the virgo in me cries with you.anyways - catch you in the etherxoxo,the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up my cunty comrades? venus & uranus enter gemini meaning - everybody is a curious cuntsearching for new ways to relate to themselves and the world. and lots more happens this week but in order to find out what that isyou’ll have to shut up & listen.forever your Sister in Cunt,the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up cunts?where are you starving? where are you wanting MORE from life? demand your right to be Fed.demand your right to be Full. demand God give it to you. and when you don’t get it right away - throw some ass in your roomand trust in God’s timing. look - it’s an intense week out here babes. everybody’s asshole is extra-tight.be gentle where you canbe soft where you candon’t force it - but do get it done. i love you so muchit breaks himxoxo,the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hello my freaky friends - i’m exhausted. and it’s aries season. remember to take breaks to prevent burn-out. remember to ask for help to prevent burn-out.remember to forgive yourselfand let everyone else do the rest. okay - that’s all for now. see you in the next life (episode)xoxothe feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey babes - it’s a full moon in libra meaning - we ain’t doing it alone anymoremeaning -we are wearing our hearts on our sleevesand asking for help. break the curse of your own life -and ask for help. i love you biddybotssee you in the next life (episode) -xoxothe feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up my horny superstars?how are we doing? the times they are a’changing the sun conjoins saturn - everybody’s talkin’ business nowvenus enters taurus - everybody’s sleepin’ in now be a walking contradiction confuse the masses commit to the bit of being alive see you on the other side xoxo, the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

DISCLAIMER: I AM HUMAN AND I MAKE MISTAKES. LIKE, IN THIS CASE, WHERE I say that venus is in pisces. venus is not in pisces. venus is in aries. and on wednesday, venus in aries squares jupiter in cancer. you will hear me correct this towards the end of the episode. but i liked the message that came through. so i kept the mistake and didn’t re-record. judge me if you want - but i’m literally a virgo sun and rising. you cannot possibly judge me more than i judge myself. xoxo. SO ANYWAYS - HAPPY FUCKIN NEW YEAR. HAPPY FUCKING MERCURY STATIONS DIRECT. HAPPY MARS TRINE JUPITER. GET HORNY FOR WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL RADICALLY ALIVE. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. “THE MOTHER CANNOT FEED YOU IF YOUR MOUTH IS CLOSED” -paraphrased quote from nico nelson I LOVE YOU. ENJOY THE EPISODE. THE WORLD IS A STAGE. GOODNIGHT. GOOD MORNING. GOOD GOD. xoxo,the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey babes ;)it’s me again - your favorite cunt dishin’ out what i can’t take in. like a true virgo (sun & rising). anyways - venus enters aries. and a bunch of other stuff happens to. tune in and get turned on. the road is never ending and so we must ride. xoxo, the feral feline. Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey babes -first things first —> book a venus embodied session with me HEREsecond things second - i’ll be sending more info out about my donation based rage ritual. more on that soon. i’ll send a little email out here too :) thirdly, i pray this eclipse season treats you kindly. i pray you feel supported and held in your transitions and endings. i pray you come home to yourself. i pray you get even more in touch with your life force - and if you need help doing that - you know where to find me stay cuntythe feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

IT’S PISCES SEASON BITCH. AND ALSO ECLIPSE SEASON. AND ALSO A LUNAR NEW YEAR. IF YOU ARE CONFUSED - GOOD. IF YOU HAVE CLARITY - ALSO GOOD. IT’S ALL GOOD MY FRIENDS. WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY. AND IF YOU DON’T FEEL OKAY - THAT’S OKAY TOO. UNDERNEATH EVERYTHING - A SPELL IS BEING CAST. xoxo,the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

remember babes - it ain’t over until it’s really fuckin over. and it hasn’t started until it’s really fuckin started. this week - you’re not in control (you never were) but this week - that truth just get’s more and more clear. surrender with grace. die into love. eclipse season is here. but fear not - the angels are always watching which is to say, you are never alonexoxo the feral feline oh, and here, if you’re curious: the music video i made with my ex-boyfriend Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

okay babes. here she is. and here we are. we’re making the shift from aquarius to pisces and eventually clarity comes. i love you deeply and see the ache in your heart xoxo,the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey my little biddybots,happy full moon in leo it’s a sexy time to reclaim your childhood dreams and step deeper into the truth of your heart remember to fight the good fight and go easy on yourself it’s still winter here’s a link to my astro poems if you want a life-changing piece of mail to all the hearts that are softly breaking in the background,the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

admittedly, the desciption has nothing to do with the podcast. admittedly, the description has everything to do with the podcast. admittedly, i am a kinky slut full of sexual trauma. sexy & sexually wounded. the wound is the gift. look - i'm offering MARS EMBODIED READINGSto help you step deeper into your personal power. don’t miss out on a chance to step deeper into your inherent power. i love you i believe in you OTHER OFFERINGS FROM MExoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey babesit’s me again -you’re favorite cunt here to tell you all about this weeks astrology which is a fuckton of astrology so imma just keep it simple and say i love you and kiss you goodnight xoxo ~the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey sexy slice of heaven ;) are you ready? probably not - but go for it anyways. i love you and i believe in youand if you want some astrological embodied yummy help - BOOK A SESSION WITH MEEEEE ;)always & forever - xoxo,the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

heyyyyyyyyyyy babeeeeeee - it’s a “new year” (Gregorian) it’s a full moon (Cancerian) listen up and drink warm fluids the Gods are conspiring in your favor the cycle of loving & losing is unendingand yet we still Love. i love you happy “new year” xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hi sluts happy end of year i am so tired - how are you? i am so proud of you for all the work you do. and don’t do to ache is to be alive xoxo,the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

EVERYBODY SIGN UP FOR PAULA’S TRANSFORMATIVE CREATIVE IMMERSION!! LINK HERE& enjoy this musing on all things neptune in pisces with the pisces mystic herself, Mystical Kink hold onto your dreams - and let go of the ones that were never yours in the first place. xoxothe feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey my freaky feral friendssssss - how are we doing? like for real - how are we doing? for some of us - it’s dark and cold all the time - how is that for you? are your boundaries feeling productive or over-protective? are you confused? dear God the planet neptune just has us all so fucking confused and honestly i’m leaning in and loving it. oh, and if you want, book a reading or buy an astro poem from me ;) book a reading hun ;)okay, that’s all for now, enjoy my rambling into the void. i love you so deeply. i mean it - yes, even you, especially you (you know who you are - or do you?)xoxo,the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up babybots? another week, another agglomeration of cosmic happenings.how are we doing? with all the endless stream of thoughts that the gemini full moon brought? and the frustration of all the mars square aspects? and the dreamy dis/illusionment of neptune stationing direction? listen - it’s never gonna happen unless you get out of bed and make it happen. and, also, sometimes you need to lay your ass down and let God pull the weight. and, sometimes you gotta do it under-prepared. and, sometimes you have to spend years preparing for it. look - we have no control over the timing of things. but we do have control over our daily actions and habits. what are you habits and actions rooted in? what are you ROOTED IN??? okay my loves, remember, you are so important and we all deeply need you sending you lots of hugs and kisses - if you’re into that sort of thing okay, bye for now xoxo,the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

BEEP BOOP BOP IT’S GEMINI O’CLOCK AND NOBODY SAW THAT COMING OR MAYBE YOU DID BC YOU’RE AN ORACULAR BADDIE AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU. so yeah it’s a gemini full moon and we’re talking a lot and writing a lot and releasing our message into the world bc OUR VOICE FUCKING MATTERS. yes - i’m talking to you queen. okay. tune in and turn up - it’s a fun full week (but not without those boundaries) i love you so much you make the world spin around i’m not even kidding or am i? listen and find out xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up sluts? how we doing - after all that last week? well this week, it gets a little sweeter, a little lighter, but not without it’s surprises. and subtle shifts. or SEISMIC shifts. who knows?? only you, only God *sigh* so have some fun drink some herbs go for a walk and listen to me talk all about these tantric transits xoxo i love you a lot plz don’t forget that. xoxo,the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

join me as i chaotically muse about this weeks transits and also almost miss my therapy appointment. mercury is retrograde and so are we. mercury Rx cazimi gives us a glimmer of hope amidst all this confusion, the new moon in scorpio gives us a deep confrontation with the Truth. we dance to integrate the unseen forces that bind us. and then the sun enters sagitarrius - and suddenly everyone is laughing and making last minute unexpected plans. fate is inevitable - destiny is too. choose your path and choose it wisely (with God). okay my babes - that is all for now. see you on the othersidexoxo~ the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

the dreams that never die are the ones that hurt the most. stop censoring yourself and start loving your neighbor. you’re not free without Love, you’re just not. so cry about it and commit to loving every goddamn part of yourself. go on a walk and put your pelvis at the fucking center. talk to your ancestors and don’t give up on what matters. and what matters is becoming more and more of yourself. becoming more and more true to yourself. every. fucking. day. okay - ending rant here. listen and find out what’s going on in the sky this week. please never forget how important you are.xoxo,the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hello my sweet precious earth angel babies. you know what time it is. it’s the time where sleep is nary and the sky is scary - meaning - we are not afraid. we are just learning how to love. i am not afraid of you, i am just learning how to love you. help me learn how to love you, deeper than you’ve ever been loved before. oh yeah, and it’s a full moon week. and a lot is happening with mars and pluto. and we are here, learning and loving. so listen in. we’ve got stuff to say. and bodies to bathe. on behalf of all those who have hurt you, i am so sorry. you didn’t deserve that. may you find freedom from this pain. xoxo ~ the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

it’s not a forecast but it’s still feral - welcome to this podcast’s first ever COLLAB with the one and only PAULA (@mysticalkink) a fellow aquarius moon and wild devotee of the mystery. join us for this hour as we muse on all things erotic all things aquarian all things shadows and omg don’t forget: SHADOW WORK WITHOUT JOY IS TORTURE!! so don’t forget when we are working with our shadow selves we are also consciously bringing joy into our everyday lives too. okay babes. see you on the other side xoxo~the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hey babes. my favorite holiday is coming up. and if you thought i meant Samhain, you’re close. the real answer is revealed in this podcast. ooo - she’s so mysterious. better listen in and find out ;) xoxo i love you so much don’t forget to protect your precious and holy power it’s the only chance we’ve got at dismantling all this hyper-masculine capitalistic systems of oppression. see you on the other side,the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

"i wish i was my own ex-girlfriend"what’s up sluts? it’s scorpio szn aka the sexiest szn akaget in loser we’re doing shadow integration and shameless truth telling.in this weeks episode, i share way too much information about my personal lifeand tell you a little bit about the stars too. okay, a lot a bit about the stars.okay it’s a grand water trine let’s all cry and sing songs and dance and love each other so much xoxoALSO I HAVE A NEW MUSIC VIDEO AND SONG OUT, LINKS HERE: Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

hello my feral friends back at it again this time - the moon is new in libra and i’ve got some shit to say about what it means to be so heartbreakingly human so heartbreakingly loved, and alive and needed. goddamn - you are so fucking NEEDED in this world - anyways, we talk about the stars too may this please your ears and open your hearts and transform you into the cosmic slut that God knows you are okay, i love you, goodbyexoxo,~ the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

we all have a parts of ourselves that are terrified of our own potentialthat are terrified of how powerful we truly arewe are terrified - because we are taughtto outsource our powerto the “people in power”but the truth is babe,those people are just wounded insecure childrendressed in fancy adult suits - don’t give them more than they deservepluto stations direct.venus enters libra.find your people, or remember who they areand help each other remember who TF you all arelets get together and help each other remember how fucking powerful we all areand lets hold each other because being a human is endlessly heartbreaking as much as it is heart-satisfying.okay. i love you all so muchplease take such good care of yourselfxoxothe feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

aries full moon.mercury enters scorpiothen squares plutothe truth sets you free (gets you off)anger is sexy until it’s unnecessarily destructive. check yourself. use your anger productively - not hyper-destructively. okay my sweet babies - enjoy this long diatribe. i made it just for you ;) *kisses you everywhere**except for the spot that you want it the most*~the feral felineOH AND IF YOU NEED HERE ARE SOME RESOURCES:988 lifeline crisis hotlines & resources Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe

what’s up sluts? welcome home -yeah, i technically have two introduction posts for the feral forecast (on substack - if you’re confused, don’t worry, we are all xoxo)sue me. sue me - daddy.please, daddy, sue me. anything for attentionoh - anything for attention,especially attention from my dead father. oops - she brought her dead daddy into the chaton episode one???? little soon… little desperate.oh she’s so desperate. okay so i hope you like this podcast intro episode.okay so it really is just another astrology forecastor is it????xoxo,the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe