The Fixxx Podcast

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The Fixxx Podcast

THE FIXXX podcast is a healthy dose of pop culture and sex mixed with life’s bullshit, served raw, real, and no chill. New episodes drop every Friday. THE FIXXX is a Comedy High Production (www.comedyhighnyc.com) hosted by Jenni Ruiza and Jesenia. Email us at: [email protected].

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 47 - Do Men Really Want Relationships? Pshhh

    In this day and age, it's hard to figure out if men actually want relationships, if they get lonely, or why they flex but then push women away. Our men listeners let us in on a few secrets, and then we do what we always do - see if that shit's real. PLUS, all the Kardashian and Kanye talk, women with big asses are smarter (duh), and Stephen Hawking thinks we're a fucking joke because we sit on our asses all day. FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: @angie-rose-10 with "Wanna Be" BOSS OF THE BRONX: Colbert Nembhard for spearheading a program in his own office that where he reads stories and sing songs to homeless children in The Bronx. He’s a librarian who travels with a rolling suitcase filled with books for children to enjoy and read where they otherwise would never get the opportunity. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW HOLIDAY* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 46 - All The STDs & All The STIs

    This is the only show you’ll ever need to listen to all about STDs and STIs. Sit back, get some chocolate and beer and remember: ALWAYS USE A CONDOM! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: @the-silent-celeb with "Quote Me" BOSS OF THE BRONX: Greisa Martinez, for creating a petition that has over 73,000 signatures in the hopes to protect undocumented immigrants living in The Bronx! You can follow the #HereToStay movement on moveon.org and sign the petition to create a safe space for undocumented immigrants. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW HOLIDAY* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 45 - Make Sex Great Again

    We dish all the dirt on how to make sex great again! PLUS, we take it to Facebook to find out when the best time to have sex is - then hot topics include Kim Kardashian's butt decrease surgery, STD's on the rise with millennials, weed that makes you come, and much more! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: @PrincessNokia with "Brujas" BOSS OF THE BRONX: Bronx Community College for helping out families and students in need when they opened up their food pantry in the school - the school provided this option to help the over 50% of struggling families, students, and faculty that attend the college. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 44 - #NotMyPresident

    Donald Trump is #NOTMYPRESIDENT! We spend some time reflecting on the election and share some thoughts on why we're here. PLUS Smart Crush, Listener Questions, and the whole damn show is a bitch bash! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Comedy High starts and closes the show with "Carrot Cake" written by @JeseniaComedy, as an Anti-Donald Trump protest song. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Brazil and Princeton Dowe, twins in the second grade, for inventing a bottled water company called “Water 2 Kids”. 17 stores sell it in the Bronx and it’s privately bottled in upstate New York natural springs. They invented the bottled water in the hopes that more young children will want to drink water as a healthier option. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 43 - [LIVE] I Put A Spell on You (At The Bronx Beer Hall)

    LIVE from The Bronx Beer Hall, we have a haunted Halloween with a ridiculously sexy rendition of “I Put A Spell on You” sung by Jenni & Jesenia, a ratchet costume contest where someone strips, Red Bull and cocaine, male bitch control, and Mariah Carey giving us get-back-at-your-ex goals! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Lola Jane (@IAmLolaJane) and Xiomara (@XiomaraSings) sing original songs during the show you won’t want to miss! AND they’re both from THE BRONX! BOSS OF THE BRONX: Our dope audience for coming out to support us and The Bronx Beer Hall for giving us an awesome home to do our shows! ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 42 - Black in All The Right Places

    It's a show full of hot topics and we're talking Mary J. Blige and her bitch ass ex-husband, suing KFC, a cure for HIV, and the CDC claiming a new disease = "single" FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Jezzy B with her single "Keep Going" off her EP. Find out more about her @Jezzy_b on soundcloud, Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. BOSS OF THE BRONX: One World Middle School in Baychester for giving their kids a totally new state of the art music lab featuring 32 apple computers, 61-note electronic keyboards! Thank you for inspiring students to create music! ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 41 - Dry for Days

    We’re back from Los Angeles and we’re helping you break the dry spell! Tips on how to break it and deal with it PLUS mad listener questions about cheating and hot topics! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Duann Black with “In The Clouds” off of his mixtape EP, “The Clouds”. Find out more about him @duannblack on soundcloud, Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Darcel Clarke, once again, for clearing more than 350 warrants for low-level crimes like loitering and drinking in public at an event in The Bronx called “Another Chance”. The event was meant to give people a chance to clear their records of low-level crimes without getting arrested. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 40 - How To Catch A Liar

    This one goes out to all the liars and assholes out there! Our listeners weighed in on some of the worst lies they've ever been told, we have tips from a CIA agent on how to catch a liar PLUS Kim Kardashian gets robbed by a few n*ggas in Paris, killer clowns in NYC, and our favorite game is back: Beer/24 Hours/Life of Death! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Keeyen Martin with “Show Me” - we’ve featured him before and you can find his music @keeyenmartin on soundcloud, instagram, and twitter. BOSS OF THE BRONX: New Settlement Apartments' Program for Girls & Young Women offers free classes after school and weekends for girls and young women (ages 11-YA) in the Southwest Bronx. Programming includes dramatic writing and performance, reproductive health and healthy relationships, financial literacy, sports and adventure learning, dance (Hip-Hop), poetry, college prep, and more. For more information, to make a referral, or to request an enrollment packet, contact Director Joy Leonard at [email protected] ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    The Fixxx: Ep. 39 - Feminism Ruins Shit (Hear Us Out)

    Let's be real - the rise of radical feminism changed the game and ruined everything! Now men think women hate them - and we scared their asses off. Listen to a super candid conversation about the downside of feminism, PLUS we're talking how Hillary Clinton got bars, Rob Kardashian screwed his little sister, and a shit load more! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Lola Jane with her single, "Leave You" featuring Randy Wisky. Her soulful, unique voice can be found on Soundcloud/instagram/facebook under @IamLolaJane! BOSS OF THE BRONX: Devon Rodriguez and John Ahearn for their work being featured in the Smithsonian. Their crazy life-like oil painting “The Rodriguez Twins” will be on display through 2017. Rodriguez plans to do a photo series on Bronx residents. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 38 - How To Not Fuck Up A Date

    We're giving you guys tips on how to not ruin dates SO LISTEN UP and Facebook tells us what the craziest thing they've ever heard on a date is!! PLUS, Hillary Clinton's dead, Teacher Bae, a new street synthetic drug, and Bill Murray bartending this weekend in Brooklyn! All that and more including Bitch Bash & Boss of The Bronx! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Comedy High's "Carrot Cake" being featured as Best Sketch at the Official Latino Short Film Festival on Sept. 17 at 10am. Visit www.officiallatino.com for more info and where/how to buy tickets to the screening! BOSS OF THE BRONX: Andrea Reed for turning nature into jewelry! Some of her jewelry is made from fish scales, lava rocks and other bits of nature. You can find her designs and buy her designs at: http://www.andandnyc.tictail.com. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 37 - Is Cuffing Season A Good Idea?

    Is cuffing season a good idea? What's the difference between being cuffed and being a fuckboy? The girls hash it out on this week's episode. PLUS an alarm clock that wakes you up with an orgasm, Lena Dunham's insecurity, Odell Beckham Jr., and Amy Schumer's dumb ass assumptions. All that and more including Bitch Bash & Boss of The Bronx! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Comedy High's "INS Is Watching Him" being featured as Best Sketch at the Official Latino Short Film Festival on Sept. 17 at 4pm. Visit www.officiallatino.com for more info and where/how to buy tickets to the screening! BOSS OF THE BRONX: The Bronx Documentary Center for their women’s film series happening right now through the 10th of September. It’s an awesome opportunity to get introduced to new women filmmakers and it’s a non-profit gallery and educational space. You can find out more about the series and how to get tickets at bronxdoc.org/events. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 36 - XXX is for Sex

    It's a HOT TOPICS show and this week we're talking about Chris Brown's bullshit, Rihanna & Drake finally make it offish (even though Jesenia disagrees) and we somehow get into a detailed talk about the female orgasm and fat-man porn. PLUS listener questions, bitch bash, and Boss of The Bronx! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Brittany Campbell with “All Because You Let Me Go” off her album, “Stay Gold”. She’s an NYC singer, songwriter and musician and you can find her music at (@brittanycampbellmusic) or www.brittanycampbellmusic.com! BOSS OF THE BRONX: Principal Alexa Sorden of the Concourse West Village Elementary School for almost all of her school passing the state Math & English exams in the South Bronx. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 35 - Let's Talk Sexes feat. Mark Santana & Angel Garcia (Pt. 2)

    It's PART TWO of "Let's Talk Sexes" with Mark Santana and Angel Garcia - this time, we get the tables turned on us and the guys ask the questions they've always wanted to know about women! You don't wanna miss it here. FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Storm Marrero with “Let Me” off of her latest album, “Black Gypsy”. She’s a singer/songwriter from The Bronx and you can find more of her music on SoundCloud and iTunes under @Storm-Marrero and on twitter/instagram @storm_marrero. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 35 - Let's Talk Sexes feat. Mark Santana & Angel Garcia (Pt. 1)

    PART ONE of "Let's Talk Sexes" featuring Mark Santana (Atomicus Films) & Angel Garcia (Actor/Model) is a girl on guy hour filled with all the questions women have ever wanted to know about men PLUS Donald Trump's naked in NYC, flying cockroaches, is Ellen racist, and MORE! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Storm Marrero with “Let Me” off of her latest album, “Black Gypsy”. She’s a singer/songwriter from The Bronx and you can find more of her music on SoundCloud and iTunes under @Storm-Marrero and on twitter/instagram @storm_marrero. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Daryl Homer for winning a silver medal at the 2016 olympics for fencing! He’s the first American in 112 years to win a medal in the men’s solo sabre! ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 34 - Promiscuous or slut?

    If you're constantly fucking are you promiscuous or a slut? Both? Find out on the show, PLUS 50 Cent's dick falls out in "Power", Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg make a dank dinner party, and Ocean's 8 bullshit ass remake. THEN tons of songs and listener questions! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Efrain (@Efrain_music) with "The One" off his album, “Ellipses”. He’s a Puerto Rican singer, rapper, and songwriter from The Bronx. He’s got a mix of smooth R&B and dope rap beats - he reminds me a little of Eminem in his latest album. You can go listen to his music on soundcloud and follow him on instagram at @efrain.opus. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Noelle Santos for her journey in trying to open a bookstore wine bar in the South Bronx called, “The Lit Bar”. She’s currently a finalist in the New York StartUP business plan competition. You can find more info on how to support her idea/business by visiting www.thelitbar.com. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 33 - What's Your Perfect?

    Ever wondered if perfect really exists? The perfect man, woman, dick, vag? We explore what perfect actually is and men give us some insight on whether they like 70's 'fro or a slip and slide! PLUS Donald Trump wants to ban porn, Bow Wow is confused, and we got mad celebrity shlong leaks - all that and so much more (and mad singing) on this week's show! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: JunglePussy with “Nothing for Me” off her latest album, “Pregnant with Success” - she’s a rapper/writer from Brooklyn, NY with sounds that are bold and raw. You can find more of her music on SoundCloud @JunglePussy and follow her on twitter, facebook and instagram under the same handle. For more visit her at junglepussy.nyc. BOSS OF THE BRONX: The EdgeWater Park Social and Welfare Association, a group of women who volunteer their time in order to diminish hunger in their community. They host events throughout the year to raise funds in order to help families having difficulties maintaining food within their households due to hardships. This month they are hosting a bus stop raffle sales at the EdgeWater Park bus stop on August 7,10,13 ,19 and a pizza party on August 23rd at 730pm! Thanksgiving and Christmas they show gratitude towards our military by honoring them and their families with gift cards and thank you cards. (Nominated by Zayra P.) ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 32 - Dirty 30 @ The Bronx Beer Hall (LIVE SHOW)

    It's a mother fuckin party at The Bronx Beer Hall during our LIVE SHOW!!! We make plans with our audience about the end of the world, drink cockroach milk, seek a chemist for our THC-infused water ventures, and talk all about turning 30! PLUS, smart crush, bitch bash, and listener questions that get a little too LIVE! All that and more on episode 32! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Randy Wisky, is a Bronx-bred Kizomba pop singer, songwriter, engineer, and musician, who bares an uncanny resemblance to a young Jon Secada. His latest single is called, Amante. You can hear his music on SoundCloud under @RandyWisky and follow him on Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, and YouTube using the handle @RandyWisky. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Jemmel Hill, author of “From DOC to CEO”, who turned his life around after being put in jail 5 times over drug and gun possession offenses. He grew up in East 229th street, the Woodlawn area of the Bronx, With his father in jail for murder and his mother addicted to crack, Hill chose to sell drugs at the age of 12 just to make enough money to eat. After getting out of prison, Hill worked a minimum wage job, then started his own publishing and real estate company in Pennsylvania. You can read more about his story by purchasing his book on Amazon or Google Play. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 31 - Weekend Lovers

    Tired of spending so much time with you boo? We got the solution: WEEKEND LOVERS! Not quite distant, not quite fuck buddies - a nice happy medium! PLUS, Taylor Swift is a dirty liar, we got love for Leslie Jones, and Melania Trump is a fucking thief. All that and more including our variation of Fuck/Marry/Kill and we get mad musical on this show! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Isa with “Strangers” off of her latest album, “Montage”. Isa, is an American singer, songwriter, and model. Born in Bronx, New York to Dominican and Cuban parents, Isa quickly became a product of the urban-Latino culture that surrounded her, and later, the larger, more eclectic culture that encompasses all of New York City. You can find more of her music at isthatisa.com and follow her on SoundCloud, Facebook and Instagram under: @isthatisa. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Elizabeth Figueroa is the Director of Community Relations at The New York Botanical Garden. Over the past ten years, Elizabeth has been the Garden’s main point-person with respect to the community in the areas of event planning, project development, and all special needs. Major projects that she has produced include cultural events, community outreach, and educational workshops, featuring celebrations of Black History Month, Women’s History Month, Puerto Rican Heritage Month, Bronx Day at the Garden, and Fiesta de Flores during Hispanic Heritage Month. She is an active member of The New Bronx Chamber of Commerce and serves on several committee. She continues to proudly represent The New York Botanical Garden and believes that success is attributed to the attitude you exhibit in your work. (Nominated by George Acevedo) ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 30 - #sexCURES

    Don't know if you're in a rebound relationship? We got you! We got a rundown of how to figure out if your boo is just a boo for now PLUS tips on how to avoid them, listener questions and we bring back Beer | 72 Hours | Life or Death! Then a whole bunch more!! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Duann Black with “Vogue” off of his first EP mixtape, “The Clouds” - this is his third single and The Clouds has a mix of pop, R&B, and dance. Follow Duann on SoundCloud at @Duann-Black for more music and on Twitter, Snapchat, and Facebook under the handle @DuannBlack. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Mohammed and Ibrahima Diallo and his brother are giving an organic twist to The Bronx by making and bottling ginjan juices - the juice comes from their mother's recipe from Guinea and is used to help with nausea, head and stomach problems. Some say that it's also a great boost of energy before working out. It's a ginger-based drink organic drink that you can find all over The Bronx and their long term goal is opening a ginjan kitchen in The Bronx. To buy your own case, you can visit drinkginjan.com. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 29 - The Counted

    "There comes a time when silence is betrayal." - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. We don't have to be wrong. We don't have to be right. But we need to have an opinion. Listen to our show in it's entirety and start an honest, open discussion on police brutality, gun control, and recent stats on what's happening in the place we call home. #BlackLivesMatter #ThisIsAHumanIssue LINKS WE MENTION DURING THE SHOW: - The Counter-Petition for Jessie Williams on ABC's "Grey's Anatomy": https://www.change.org/p/abc-counter-petition-for-erin-smith-s-petition-to-fire-jessie-williams - Issa Rae's GoFundMe for Alton Sterling's family: https://www.gofundme.com/2d3eze7g - The Guardian's The Counted: http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2015/jun/01/the-counted-police-killings-us-database - KilledByPolice: http://killedbypolice.net - How A Bill Becomes A Law: https://www.nysenate.gov/how-bill-becomes-law-1 ********** BOSS OF THE BRONX: Jerome Lamaar, for opening up a Galletique (which is a gallery and boutique) in the Bruckner Blvd section of The Bronx. The upscale shopping and art viewing experience called 9J is the perfect blend of an upscale shopping experience filled with one of a kind pieces to a space for artists to showcase their work. Jerome grew up in the Soundview section of the Bronx and hopes to bring luxury fashion and thought-provoking artwork to The Bronx. 9J is located on 41 Bruckner Blvd and you can follow them at @9JBX. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 28 - All The Single Ladies

    Who are the types of women you should definitely pay attention to, rather than friend-zoning them or turning them into fuck buddies and how can you keep them? We'll tell you on the show. PLUS, Kanye West's "Famous" video, Jessie Williams powerful/sexy speech, and a dead STD makes a comeback! THEN, join us as we talk to our friends and fellow creators, Kevin Gilligan and Adam Lash from the web series, "GigaHoes" and make sure to donate to their season 2 Kickstarter page to keep the show going! Visit www.gigahoes.com to catch up on Season 1 (you might know two prostitutes in the show)! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Kon Boogie, with his single: “Lovin Life” off his new album, “Spaceships”. K on Boogie was born and raised in the Jackson Heights/Corona area of Queens, NY. Kon Boogie has started his own clothing line, and shared the stage with notables such as Joe Budden, Rah Digga, and Dead Prez. Check him out at konboogie.com or @konboogie on soundcloud. BOSS OF THE BRONX: The entire senior class of Tapco, a performing arts High School in the Tremont section of The Bronx is graduating and headed to college this year! Tapco is an 8 year old public high school where the class is equally split into half performers, and half focusing on production. The typical graduation rate for High Schoolers is 60%, but Tapco holds a record of graduating students since it’s start with 77% and this year, every student is graduating! Congratulations class of 2016! ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #OnAComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 27 - Summerspree

    We let you know why a Summer relationship ain't happening with all the bullshit the heat brings and give you tips on how to make it a good Summer for yourself and everyone else around you! PLUS, hot topics including a micro-chip penis implant for your cheating ass, OJ Simpson being Khloe Kardashian's dad, Michael Jackson blasphemy and more - along with Bitch Bash, Smart Crush and Listener Questions! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Keep Pushin' with his single, "Dead It" off his latest album Lonely Rose. Keep Pushin' is a songwriter, singer, engineer, and producer from The Bronx! You can hear more of his music and follow him at soundcloud.com/ikeeppushin. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Annette Casper Dejesus for being a cancer survivor and an incredible advocate for her countless volunteer efforts, specifically with raising cancer awareness and hosting the annual Cancer Walk at Orchard Beach. Annette was nominated by Elizabeth Munoz! ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share! AND purchase *NEW* merchandise at shop.spreadshirt.com/comedyhigh! Don't forget to hashtag a picture of you wearing your shirt with #ComedyHigh!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 26 - Yeahhhh Daddy!!

    HAPPY FATHER'S DAY from Jenni & Jesenia!!! We go IN about father's, both present and non-existent, what makes a good and bad dad, plus one of us goes TOO deep about what we learned from our dad. Plus, the audiences gets in on the action at our LIVE show at The Port Morris Distillery! Listener questions, bitch bad and a special installment of Hot Dad of The Week! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: GRAND EYE is a hip-hop artist born and raised in the Bronx, NY. He started rapping at the age of 13 and can is currently working under his own Hip-Hop collective known as DI=COM (DIVERSE COMPLEX) from the Bronx in Parkside Projects! You can hear more of his music at soundcloud.com/grandeye and follow him on instagram under the handle @grandeyecreative. BOSS OF THE BRONX: PharmaCannis for opening first medical marijuana dispensary right here in The Bronx- AND it’s the only one in New York City! The dispensary, located on Hunts Point Avenue will sell weed to everyone who has a medical marijuana card and prescription. An in-house pharmacist will give patients a specific type and dosage of marijuana — New York law permits only the use of tinctures, inhalers or capsules, not marijuana for smoking or eating. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 25 - Friends, Enemies, and Fuckboys...oh my!

    Can men and women really be friends? Should you be friends with your fuckboy? What's a real friend versus an acquaintance. We go deep in with friendships, plus hot topics including Adult Breastfeeding Relationships, Sea Lice, a Pussy Snorkel AND listener questions! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Princess Nokia with her single, “Bikini Weather Corazon en Afrika” from her album, “Metallic Butterfly”. Princess Nokia, also known as Destiny Frasqueri, is a Puerto Rican underground hip hop artist from The Bronx! She’s performed at AfroPunk and focuses on writing songs that promote feminism, non-binary, and good-vibes to dope beats! You can follow her on Soundcloud at @destiny-frasqueri or on all social media as @princessnokia. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Vincent Guilamo-Ramos for creating a Bronx organization called, “Father’s Raising Responsible Men” - which was created as a space for fathers with teenagers between the ages of 15-19 helping fathers talk to their sons about sex, and coach them to discuss waiting to have sex. For the teenagers already having sex, the program also directs fathers through showing their sons how to use a condom correctly and consistently and making medical appointments to be screen for sexually transmitted diseases. Vincent is an NYU professor and is currently working on expanding the program. You can find out more about the program by emailing Professor Ramos at [email protected]. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 24 - Ladies & Gentlemen

    Jenni & Jesenia talk Harambe, getting a sugar daddy to pay for college tuition, Obama confirming aliens are real PLUS we get into whether or not "ladies" and "gentleman" still exist, femininity vs masculinity in the office AND listener questions! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Nina Creese with “Do Yaa” from her self-titled album. She’s a singer-songwriter, producer & audio engineer who's been honing her craft in the NYC underground for over 10 years. Nina wrote, recorded, and mixed her own album - she’s a Brooklyn-based artist and you can follow her on twitter, instagram, and soundcloud with the handle @NinaCreese. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Lucia Hernandez of Hunts Point in The Bronx - she takes care of over 16 trees in the Bryant Hill Community Garden in Hunts point and owns beehives where she tends to bees that produce her special, locally-made honey! You can go to BronxBees.com to purchase your own jar of raw organic honey OR if you want to learn how to become a local beekeeper, there are classes being held, as well! ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx (and Instagram: @listen2thefix.xx), like, and share!

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 23 - Sex Around The World

    Tripping men to find your next husband, chants for your genitalia, brothers who share the same woman, and sex huts. That's what it's like to have sex around the world! We explore different cultures and religions on this week's show when having sex, plus Tamar Braxton gets fired from The Real, Tyga and Kylie Jenner's sex tape, and Pornhub's getting you fit as fuck! All that and MORE on this week's episode of THE FIXXX! Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: KittiB with her single, “On The Edge”. She’s a dope korean rapper who won second place in a tv rap competition called, “Unpretty Rapstar 2”. You can find her music on soundcloud @kittybitch or follow her on twitter and instagram under @officialkittib. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Angela Salas is the owner/director of Brilliant Futures Daycare and Preschool. She has the only family daycare in the Bronx that has achieved National Accreditation from the NAFCC. She was featured in a movie for Small Business Revolution as an example of quality early child care for the US and the daycare is located in the Morris Park in The Bronx. To learn more, visit: Brilliantfuturesdaycare.com. Nominated by Lan Labarca ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 22 - #AllBodiesMatter

    Why can't everyone just flaunt their bodies and we just mind our own fucking business? It's a body positive show for women AND men on this week's FIXXX, including Jenni & Jesenia's first introductions to body shaming and men share their insecurities about their 'dad bods' in public. Plus, do we like when our men fart? What are our career goals? And do we like pendejos or guys who aren't afraid to disagree with us? All that and MORE! Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Kemba with his single, “Hunt Points Diaspora” from his latest album Negus. Kemba’s influences are Mos Def and Goodie Mob and with his new album, Kemba’s goal is to reach back to his neighborhood and out to a wider world fighting for justice in new and exciting ways. You can find more of his music at Kembaland on Soundcloud and follow him on Facebook and Twitter on: @Kembaland. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Pedro Rosario for founding NYC Top Dog, Inc. - a non-kill animal shelter; it’s the only non-kill shelter in The Bronx which he founded 6 years ago and borrowed over $70,000 from his retirement plan to open the shelter. He hosts disabled kids every week at the shelter to show them how to groom animals and care for them. He was recently seen on local news rescuing a cat as he climbed 6 stories - he took matters into his own hands after city rescue came and left without helping. NYC Top Dog, Inc. is located at 2515 Newbold Avenue in The Bronx and you can find more info out on how to adopt or if your pet needs boarding at nycstopdoginc.com or on facebook at NYCsTopDogInc. The shelter is also holding a gofundme to raise funds so that the city doesn’t shut down the facility where you can donate to here: https://www.gofundme.com/22s5yxqs ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 21 - Nowadays, Men Are Not That...

    Online dating is such a shitshow - we go IN on the dumb shit guys do (and some girls) when it comes to finding your boo over an app, give tips from men for men on how to online dating, and talk about the new form of ghosting: zombie-ing. Hot topics go over Jay Z and Beyonce's marital drama and cleaning your asshole right plus we answer some listener questions like: are we feminists? Do we like more than just big shlongs? Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @Listen2TheFixxx, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Duann Black, with his new single, “Jump Up On” from his forthcoming mixtape EP called, “The Clouds” coming out later in the Spring! Duann Black is an amazing recording artist and songwriter based out in LA, but originally from Long Island who’ll have a mix of EDM, pop, and fun sounds! Go follow him on Soundcloud, Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook at @DuannBlack for more of his music! BOSS OF THE BRONX: Juan Camilo, owner of Dyckman Beer Company - which started in 2012. with a goal to create premium beers that will be a source of great pride for Uptown and its surrounding communities. They currently brew a “cafe con leche” beer that’s a milk stout brewed with bustelo coffee and chocolate notes. If you live in The Bronx, you can find their beer on tap at The Bronx Beer Hall or you can find out where there they’re sold at dyckmanbeerco.com and follow them at @Dyckmanbeer on Twitter and Facebook. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 20 - Let's Talk About Sex, Baby! (LIVE @ The Bronx Beer Hall)

    We're LIVE at The Bronx Beer Hall this week for our 20th episode and we're talking all about sex: good sex, bad sex, anal sex, period sex, fun sex, boring sex - all of it, plus Bitch Bash, Smart Crush, Boss of The Bronx, and Listener Questions! Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: “INS is Watching Him”, Comedy High's latest parody featuring Jesenia and Lisa Velez of Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam! "INS is Watching Him" is a parody that brings focus to the serious lack of humanity demonstrated to documented & undocumented immigrants in America. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Robin Williams, the owner of Bowtie Behavior, creates and designs unique bowties out of a shop in her Edenwald apartment. Williams' love of bowties began a couple years ago after she attended a bridal shower that had a bowtie theme - so she created her company in 2014 where she sells colorful, dope ties and bowties for men, women, and babies! Prices range from $15-30 and you can find them at www.bowtiebehavior.com! You can also follow Robin and her company on Instagram and Facebook @BowtieBehavior. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 19 - Girl, You So Crazy!

    This week's show is all about Prince, Tyrese hating loud women, and yogurt made out of vag juice THEN Jenni & Jesenia have debate of the century: Why the fuck do men drive women crazy AND should you really give your phone's password out to your boo, plus Listener Questions! Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Matt Buechele with his latest single, “We Dance”. We featured Matt on the show before and he’s clearly versatile as fuck! You can follow Matt on social media and listen to his music by searching @MattBooshell. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Ramessis Aponte, owner of Mon Amour: Coffee and Wine Bar in the Riverdale/Kingsbridge section of The Bronx. She left the psychology field to pursue her dreams of owning a French inspired restaurant. Located on 234 West 238th Street and you can follow them on Facebook, check out their menu and specials at Facebook.com/MonAmourCoffeeAndWine! ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 18 - Gossip For Days

    A tribute to Prince kicks off the show and we've got gossip for days including dementia for everyone, Angela Kardashian and Kylie Jenner fooling us all, racist Hollywood making Scarlett Johansson Asian, Black Widow gets arrested again, and MORE plus our favorite game: Beer/72 Hours/Life or Death and Listener Questions! Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Ohene Cornelius with “Sky Surfing” off his latest album “Flight Risk”. It’s got classic Snoop vibes, smooth sounds, dope raps. You can purchase Flight Risk on iTunes or Bandcamp and follow him on social media @OheneCornelius. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Set Free Richardson for opening a space called The Compound in the Mott Haven section of The Bronx. The space was designed for artists, musicians, athletes and businesses to meet, collaborate, and find inspiration to create new projects together. The space is Andy Warhol’s Fun Factory meets Electric Lady Studios. Visit thecompoundblog.com for more info. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIXXX: Ep. 17 - Is It A Man's World?

    It's an all new FIXXX and we're talking weed for cramps, dick pics, quizzing your boo, and is porn addiction ruining our entire generation? Then we get into a deep discush on the three phases all men go through, plus our favorite game: Beer/72 Hours/Life or Death and Listener Questions! Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Comedy High Productions with "I Feel Crampy": A West Side Story parody with lead vocals from Jesenia, featuring Jenni Ruiza. To see the entire video visit www.comedyhighnyc.com. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Rosaly Ruiz, nominated by her bestie Mike DeLucia, for her work with The Bronx Blaqlist. The Bronx Blaqlist is a group of Bronxites bringing a new scene to our borough; she hosts an open mic in the south Bronx that highlights hip hop culture in order to combat the overwhelming "suburbanization" of the area. She uses art and music to promote activism as well as the individual artists. Her life's goal is built on creating exposure. Finally giving the Bronx it's voice. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIX: Ep. 16 - Don't You Dare Break Girl Code

    Jenni and Jesenia lay out the rules of girl code, discuss Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian's horrible mistake, the Ashley Madison scandal for Tinder and weed for your vag! PLUS our new favorite segment: Listener Questions & the return of our Fuck/Marry/Kill! Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Tizzy 101 with “BadMan” off his album “Ebola Riddim”. Born in Harare, Zimbabwe, Tizzy 101 started producing at 16 and later started rapping in 2014. You can follow him @Tizzy_f on Twitter and @Tizzy_101 on SoundCloud. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Anthony and Paul Ramirez for the The Bronx Beer Hall! Founded in 2013, The Bronx Beer Hall offers the complete selection of Jonas Bronck's Beer Co.'s original craft beers, as well as an original menu created by Chef David Greco. It’s located in the middle of the Arthur Avenue Retail Market with a really dope, unique layout that proudly displays & vends both nostalgic & iconic memorabilia that represents the vast culture of the borough. (2344 Arthur Avenue) TheBronxBeerHall.com ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIX: Ep. 15 - Inspire By Not Being An Asshole

    Jenni and Jesenia are back with episode 15 where men are injecting their dicks with coconut oil, PlanB is the latest vending machine treat, Lin-Manuel Miranda getting sued and how you can be an inspiration without being an asshole! PLUS our new favorite segment: Listener Questions & the return of our Fuck/Marry/Kill! Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Sean Taylor with “I Got Another One” - Sean Taylor sings, raps, and plays the TRUMPET on his latest project entitled "An Uptown Bronx Tale." It paints a vivid picture of life in the Uptown section of the Bronx through his eyes and experiences. Sean Taylor represents for Uptown Bronx and you can find more of his music on SoundCloud @SeanTaylor1987 or IamSeanTaylor.com. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Betty Maurice and Elsie Juarez for founding Chat A Lot Kiddies, located in the South Bronx. Chat A Lot Kiddies is a center for helping children develop a better way of speaking by offering speech therapy. The company was founded in 2011 and originally began operating in a one-bedroom apartment, where they both had day jobs and worked on Chat A Lot during the nights. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIX: Ep. 14 - Ya'll Be Lying

    Who lies more? Women or men? Find out on episode 14 of The Fix! PLUS: The downfall of Katt Williams, Ms. Puerto Rico dethroned, Kim Kardashian's smelly vag and our new favorite segment: Listener Questions & the return of our Fuck/Marry/Kill! Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: All Year Summer, with their single, "Sweat" off their latest album "Sunset Supernova". @AllYearSummer is a group from the Bronx with Chris Toro and Miguel Gallardo that met in High School and have been creating dope music ever since. Think the goofiness of the Beastie Boys meets the versatility of Macklemore over dubstep, trap, hip hop, house, and rock n’ roll. BOSS OF THE BRONX: The G & N Project for their commitment to helping break the cycle of abuse that is keeping women and children from succeeding in life. Through mentoring and support, they work with families in the shelter system, to help discover and restore their inner and outer strength by providing mentoring, life coaching and self-defense classes and services.. Founded in 2014 by Giselle Brea and La Nena. For more info: GandNproject.org. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIX: Ep. 13 - Different Dating Worlds

    No more AIDS, a woman rips her husband's balls out for International Women's Day, and the side chick finally gets her revenge at a wedding. PLUS, the different worlds of dating as a single mom and 29-year old with no responsibilities and our new favorite segment: Listener Questions! Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Tunes - a singer/songwriter from The Bronx, with the title track from his album, “Love, Sex, and Communication”. He’s been singing since he was 12 years old and has appeared on Showtime at the Apollo’s amateur night. You can follow Tunes on SoundCloud, twitter, and instagram with the handle: @tunesOTOD! BOSS OF THE BRONX: Samuel Rivera, who is a DJ at La Cocina Boricua in the Bronx who goes by the name of DJ Sam R. Amanda Ortiz crowned you and says, “Yes he is a DJ but he also brings joy to people's lives through his work as an event planner through his company called ChristRoc Productions and he also founded Kairos Lounge in 2012. If I can describe him in a few words, it would be FUN, ENERGETIC, and a CARING individual that always watches out for the best interests in other people!” ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIX: Ep. 12 - Grow Up N*gga

    Grow the fuck up, n*gga! Signs that you need to get your whole entire life and how to mature, Kim Kardashian's nudies (duh), John Goodman gets sonned by Kristen Wiig, being anorgasmic, orgies at Spa Castle in Queens, and period panties! PLUS: Listener questions! Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Nikki Bourbon, a Puerto Rican Bronx-born singer and songwriter, "Drink Me Up", her forthcoming EP is the perfect cocktail for you to sit down with, enjoy, and drink up until the last drop is gone. You can follow her on SoundCloud for more music at @nikkybourbon. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Throggs Neck Ambulance Volunteer Corps for their service in providing free and prompt pre-hospital emergency care to those who are in the Pelham and Throggs Neck areas for over 37 years. In order to be a volunteer you must be over 18 years of age where you begin as a dispatcher answering emergency calls. They train in CPR and first aid free charge to our members. You can also become a EMT trainee which rides the Ambulance and learns some hands on experience. For more information visit: http://www.tnvac.nyc/. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIX: Ep. 11 - The Bochinch Show (Gossip)

    What's better than a full show of bochinche?! That's gossip for our gringo friends! We do a full rundown of topics including super lice, Japan's ass-eating restaurants, stop being so anti-social at dinner, Pornhub & popular searches, Donald Trump conspiracy theories and an Oscars recap! PLUS: Listener questions! Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Kon Boogie for his single “Perfect” off his upcoming album, “Spaceships” due this year. Kon Boogie was born and raised in the Jackson Heights/Corona area of Queens, NY. Kon Boogie has started his own clothing line, and shared the stage with notables such as Joe Budden, Rah Digga, and Dead Prez. Check him out at konboogie.com or @konboogie on SoundCloud. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Daniel Lanzilotta, artist known for creating artwork from debris that washes ashore.He turns what he finds into necklaces, rings and even hats. For the last 20 years, his mission has been to increase public awareness about the abundant use of plastic. ***Ask your questions, nominate a Boss of the Bronx, or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIX: Ep. 10 - Don't Care To Fit In

    Facebook reactions are bullshit, Mrs. Doubtfire being ruined by Jonah Hill, and our thoughts on The Bronx being named the unfriendliest borough in NYC - PLUS, does fitting in really matter? We talk about the difference between wanting acceptance, validation and simply not giving a fuck! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Comedy High's Jesenia & Jenni take on Donald Trump in their latest musical parody "Carrot Cake" featuring lead vocals by Jesenia and background vocals by Jenni Ruiza. To watch the entire video, visit www.comedyhighnyc.com. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Ed Conde Garcia is taking this week’s BOSS OF THE BRONX. He’s the creator of the blog Welcome2TheBronx, which boasts 250,000 monthly visitors - he’s a staple in the community for his honest, real and positive lens on writing about everything from actual news that isn’t covered by mainstream media to highlighting residents of The Bronx for improving the community simply by being an active member of the community and speaking and observing the neighborhoods. You can visit welcome2thebronx.com. (Nominated by John Acevedo) ***You can nominate a Boss of the Bronx or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** This episode was brought to you by MatchThisFly.com, the only lifestyle blog you'll need giving you the best in tech, fashion finds for every budget, the dopest music mixes from the hottest DJs, sports rundowns, Wine Wednesdays and so much more - MatchThisFly.com has something for everyone so visit today! Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @ListenToTheFix, like, and share!

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    THE FIX: Ep. 9 - Interracial Daters Do It Better

    Kanye's SNL breakdown, A fake ass Dougie Houser, and a woman getting sued by her pastor for $1.5 million dollars - plus BITCH BASH and SMART CRUSH OF THE WEEK rundowns! Then: Ever wanted to taste the rainbow? You should! We're giving some deep truth and talking all about interracial dating, plus 3 Questions and our listener challenge at the end of the show! Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Keeyen Martin with “#DiveN2Luv”, who is a singer, songwriter, and pianist from Atlanta, GA. His rare capacity for creating meaningful music, along with his flare for modernizing and mixing soul, pop, and gospel influences. Follow him @KeeyenMartin on Twitter/Instagram and find his music at KeeyenMartin.com. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Lizette Rodriguez-Hernandez for creating D3 Sports & Recreation center for providing various sports and recreation programs tailored to the needs of the individuals with Autism and their families. The program incorporates opportunities for individuals to learn sports and other recreational activities. It will help individuals with Autism with Sensory Integration and Social Engagement. http://www.d3sportsandrec.org/. She also created Bronxchester Challenger League which is a program to help Autistic children, regardless of their gender or functioning level, with Sensory integration and social engagement through baseball. http://www.bronxchesterchallengerleague.com/. (Nominated by Debbie Mercado) ***You can nominate a Boss of the Bronx or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIX: Ep. 8 - Valentine's Day For Dummies

    Happy Valentine's Day! Jenni and Jesenia are talking Khloe and Lamar Kardashian, protesting Beyonce, Ciara suing Future, and dishing out advice for couples & singles on the infamous day of love, plus our variation of FUCK/MARRY/KILL! Plus, this week we feature comedian friends of the show giving you their best advice on V-Day: Christina Galston: @FreakinJewrican Anthony Giangrasso: @tonygiangrasso Sydnee Washington: @Justsydnyc Val Roder: @BigMinneApple Jackie Byrne: @JackieByrne Victor Cruz: @VictorCruzActor Sean Newman: @seanwnewman Follow us on Twitter & Facebook @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Comedy High Productions features it's musical parody, "Fuck Him Gently", vocals by Jenni Ruiza and Jesenia, which is a spin on Tenacious D's "Fuck Her Gently". See the full video at www.comedyhighnyc.com. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Devin Trey Campbell, 7, just made his Broadway debut in a show called “Kinky Boots” alongside Wayne Brady. Devin took dance classes in the Bronx’s Dream Makers Performing Arts Dance School. He says he knew he wanted to perform at 3 years old when he first saw The Lion King on Broadway. ***You can nominate a Boss of the Bronx or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Major thank you to our sponsors at THIRDLOVE with the super comfortable and gorgeous 24/7 T-Shirt Bra. ThirdLove is an exciting new lingerie brand that uses real women’s measurements to create better fitting bras. With a 100% fit guarantee - returns and exchanges are always free and you can try ThirdLove’s best-selling 24/7 T-shirt bra for FREE for 30 days! Start your free trial NOW at www.thirdlove.com/thefix.

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    THE FIX: Ep. 7 - Flirting to Fuck 101

    Don't know how to get your flirt on? We got you! In this episode, Jenni & Jesenia talk about what women like and what men want. Plus, curvy Barbies and Ken dolls with hipster beards, sticking weed up your P, a guaranteed way to piss of all New Yorkers on the train and MORE! Follow us on Twitter @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Lindsay Dunphy with her song, “Play It Cool” from her latest album, “Right Kind of Fool”. She's a mixture of folk and pop with some jazzy undertones, Dunphy is a singer-songwriter based out of NYC often performing around the city with her band, can be found on soundcloud @lindsay-duphy. BOSS OF THE BRONX: A crew of chefs and food enthusiasts called Ghetto Gastro comprised of Jon Gray, Pierre Serrao, Lester Walker and Malcolm Livingston II. The crew creates pop up food events where they fuse their expertise in food with their upbringing in the Bronx. They mix gourmet cuisine with hood delicacies, and take inspiration from their Caribbean upbringing and hip-hop roots. ***You can nominate a Boss of the Bronx or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Major thank you to our sponsors at THIRDLOVE with the super comfortable and gorgeous 24/7 T-Shirt Bra. ThirdLove is an exciting new lingerie brand that uses real women’s measurements to create better fitting bras. With a 100% fit guarantee - returns and exchanges are always free and you can try ThirdLove’s best-selling 24/7 T-shirt bra for FREE for 30 days! Start your free trial NOW at www.thirdlove.com/thefix.

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    THE FIX: Ep. 6 - Social Media Ain't Real Life

    The ladies are back and fired up about Kristen Stewart and her boringness, Rob Kardashian dating Blac Chyna, a white guy playing Michael Jackson and Kanye West butt play! Plus, Jenni & Jesenia let you know about yourself if you think Social Media is life AND we introduce a new segment: QUESTION FOR THE AUDIENCE! Follow us on Twitter @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Rob Roman (@iimagenvp), rapper from the Bronx and part of The Bronx Blaqlist - our friends and supporters! We open and close the show with “Step Ya Game Up”, just one of his Rob Roman's dope tracks. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Darcel Clark, who was recently sworn in as the first African American to hold office and the first woman to become a district attorney in New York State. She’s from the Soundview section of The Bronx. ***You can nominate a Boss of the Bronx or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].*** Major thank you to our sponsors at THIRDLOVE with the super comfortable and gorgeous 24/7 T-Shirt Bra. ThirdLove is an exciting new lingerie brand that uses real women’s measurements to create better fitting bras. With a 100% fit guarantee - returns and exchanges are always free and you can try ThirdLove’s best-selling 24/7 T-shirt bra for FREE for 30 days! Start your free trial NOW at www.thirdlove.com/thefix.

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    THE FIX: Ep. 5 - You're Gonna Mess With The Wrong One

    Jenni & Jesenia discuss the world of cheating and its consequences like...getting your d*ck chopped off, along with Aunt Viv calling out Jada Pinkett Smith, masturbation booths in NYC, Stacey Dash, and what Tichina Arnold did when she caught her husband cheating! PLUS, we play our variation of Fuck/Marry/Kill! Follow us on Twitter @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! Major thank you to our sponsors at THIRDLOVE with the super comfortable and gorgeous 24/7 T-Shirt Bra. ThirdLove is an exciting new lingerie brand that uses real women’s measurements to create better fitting bras. With a 100% fit guarantee - returns and exchanges are always free and you can try ThirdLove’s best-selling 24/7 T-shirt bra for FREE for 30 days! Start your free trial NOW at www.thirdlove.com/thefix. FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell), Jimmy Astro (@jimmyastro), Rachel Alexandria and Charm (@charmproductions) with their single, "Something New". For more dope music, visit: @mattbooshell. BOSS OF THE BRONX: Kwame Onwuachi, chef. Zagat selected Kwame Onwuachi, 25, to its "30 under 30" in 2015, also appeared on season 13 of Bravo’s “Top Chef”. Onwuachi is currently working on opening his first restaurant, the Shaw Bijou which opens this Winter. ***You can nominate a Boss of the Bronx or send in your original music to be featured in an upcoming episode by emailing us at [email protected].***

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    THE FIX: Ep. 4 - Ain't No Chivalry

    Jenni & Jesenia discuss whether or not chivalry exists or if the rise of feminism murdered the shit out of it. Jesenia crowns Lindsay Lohan a thug, we're sick of Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer, and Patti LaBelle is living that cougar life. PLUS, we play our variation of Fuck/Marry/Kill! Follow us on Twitter @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! Major thank you to our sponsors at THIRDLOVE with the super comfortable and gorgeous 24/7 T-Shirt Bra. ThirdLove is an exciting new lingerie brand that uses real women’s measurements to create better fitting bras. With a 100% fit guarantee - returns and exchanges are always free and you can try ThirdLove’s best-selling 24/7 T-shirt bra for FREE for 30 days! Start your free trial NOW at www.thirdlove.com/thefix. FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Charlie Cruz (@TheRealCharlieCruz) with his single, "Tell Me If U Wit' It". For more music, visit: www.soundcloud.com/therealcharliecruz. BRONX WINNER OF THE WEEK: K-Born Rivers who does amazing things for the Bronx community including organizing events to raise awareness for teens against gun violence. He’s part of an organization called BRAG (Bronx Rises Against Guns) B.R.A.G.’s mission is to combat gun violence by providing the information, support, and advocacy needed to promote the safety of at-risk youth and the communities where they reside. You can find out more about B.R.A.G. on their site: goodshepherds.org.

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    THE FIX: Ep. 3 - Fuckboys (Feat. Lisa Velez aka: Lisa Lisa)

    Lisa Velez (Lisa Lisa & The Cult Jam) joins us on this week's episode of THE FIX! We're talking all about FUCK BOYS - airing out their dirty little secrets and dropping major knowledge on how to be a good fuckboy and what being one actually means. This week's hot topics include Tyga and his underaged drama, Future's baby mama drama, and the girl who got a DUI because her body brews alcohol! PLUS, we play our variation of Fuck/Marry/Kill! Follow us on Twitter @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! Major thank you to our sponsors at THIRDLOVE with the super comfortable and gorgeous 24/7 T-Shirt Bra. ThirdLove is an exciting new lingerie brand that uses real women’s measurements to create better fitting bras. With a 100% fit guarantee - returns and exchanges are always free and you can try ThirdLove’s best-selling 24/7 T-shirt bra for FREE for 30 days! Start your free trial NOW at www.thirdlove.com/thefix. FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Ohene Cornelius (@OheneCornelius) with his single, "Take Ur Picture". For more music, visit: www.ohenecornelius.com.

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    THE FIX: Ep. 2 - That New Holiday Boo

    It's the holidays and you have a new boo - join Jesenia and Jenni as they share the dos and don'ts of gifts, Christmas dinner, and New Year's plans! We're also talking hot topics featuring Khloe Kardashian's new reality show, a new STD, and that bullshit Dirty Dancing remake. PLUS, we play our variation of Fuck/Marry/Kill! Follow us on Twitter @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! Major thank you to our sponsors at The Bronx Brewery, a growing craft brewery in the South Bronx on 136th Street in Port Morris, with a maniacal focus on creating the best Pale Ales on the east coast. The Tasting Room is open 7 days/week (3pm Mon-Fri) + Noon on the weekends. Follow them at @thebronxbrewery on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook! They're located at 856 E 136th Street, Bronx NY 10454 - remember, go visit them FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2015 and donate for their Toys for Tots drive! Every person who brings a toy will get a FREE PINT OF THEIR CHOICE!!!! Visit www.thebronxbrewery.com for more info! BRONX WINNER OF THE WEEK: Zoraida Graciani of Grecian’s Coquet. Visit www.zoraidascoquito.com on where to buy and follow her on https://www.facebook.com/zoraidascoquito/ and on Twitter: @zoraidascoquito. FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Matt Buechele (@MattBooshell) with his single, "You + Me". For more music, visit: https://soundcloud.com/mattbooshell

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    THE FIX: Ep. 1 - Fucking Millennials

    WE'RE BACK!! It's the first episode of THE FIX, hosted by Jenni Ruiza and Jesenia! We're talking cannibalism & shipwrecked besties, Kourtney Beiber, and MILLENNIALS (Jesenia's favorite topic) plus some fun treats! Follow us on Twitter @ListenToTheFix, like, and share! Major thank you to our sponsors at The Bronx Brewery, a growing craft brewery in the South Bronx on 136th Street in Port Morris, with a maniacal focus on creating the best Pale Ales on the east coast. The Tasting Room is open 7 days/week (3pm Mon-Fri) + Noon on the weekends. Follow them at @thebronxbrewery on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook! They're located at 856 E 136th Street, Bronx NY 10454 - remember, go visit them FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2015 and donate for their Toys for Tots drive! Every person who brings a toy will get a FREE PINT OF THEIR CHOICE!!!! Visit www.thebronxbrewery.com for more info! BRONX WINNER OF THE WEEK: Project Bronx & Adam Levine-Peres. Twitter/Facebook/YouTube: @projectbronx FEATURED INDIE ARTIST: Dezo Williams (@DezoWilliams3). For more music, visit: dezowilliams.bandcamp.com

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THE FIXXX podcast is a healthy dose of pop culture and sex mixed with life’s bullshit, served raw, real, and no chill. New episodes drop every Friday. THE FIXXX is a Comedy High Production (www.comedyhighnyc.com) hosted by Jenni Ruiza and Jesenia. Email us at: [email protected].

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