The Goodstuff Morning Show

It’s like eating the worst toppings on a virtual private emoji pizza with the spiciest chocolate bath bombs you can make into ice cream.

It’s like buying ads for billions of dollars, only to find out the charging white noise is canceled because a lawsuit alleges we slam goldfish until we can put Wikipedia dates in the correct order.

It’s like eating across the wordle world with a pig heart, but we have to get rid of half of everything.

It’s like going to CES and finding all the food trends but it’s just a TikTok restaurant.

It’s like a very special holiday episode!

It's like hacking Taco Bell with a hot peppery doctor and a bed full of Skittles.

It's like deciding what food trends leave and stay for 2022.

It's like trending Tik Toks playing at the dinner table, but all we're eating are sardines with Santa.

It's like driving to Papa Johns in my Apple, but not before I eat a cotton candy lobster with buttered PopTarts.

It's like measuring our sleep with 800 pizzas on ad-free Twitter, and the end of bread is a cookie pizza with spicy McPlants.

It's like wearing an ugly jersey to an open house with soup, salad, and sandwiches.

It's like we're on The Taco Bell Mystery Bag Tour and it's coming to take us away.

It's like we're back from a small hiatus to find out our soup ages, as well as spending $2 on Taco Bell while on a plant-based cruise ship. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It's like forgetting to eat pancakes because your Pixel has Impossible meat and is running Windows 11.

It's like drinking Cup Noodle soda on TikTok after opening our freezer food from 40 years ago.

It's like ranking mall food based on how flipped and outraged we can get, while also letting Ring Robots watch our empty house.

It's like smelling the corn mazes instead of burning off the cherry slime from the Western Bacon Chee.

It's like upgrading your phone with a burrito, and then making a short video to show to your coworkers.

It's like having a great Season 2 joke, but the punchline is

It's like Kyle and Kenny closing out Season 1 with some parodies and Tim Cook announcements.

It's like eating TV dinners with your Stories on, while playing future games with a churro smell-speaker.

It's like eating Mini Churrs™ upside down in an AirBnB potato while the apple falls on your new glasses.

It's like eating the worst Pringles flavor of the month for all of your Twitter Super Follows, and following it up with the best Twix ever.

It's like listening to zucchini in spatial audio with Flamin' Hot pudding squares.

It's like recreating your favorite fast food dish while being driven around SF, but nobody likes a pumpkin spice banana split.

It's like losing your teeth eating only Southern food with Zuck in the meeting.

It's like figuring out your Taco Bell order and going on a bridge to pick it up.

It's like Kenny's all alone today.

It’s like just running into your robot waiter while drinking a root beer float instead of meticulously brewed coffee.

It’s like trying TikTok food trends with a new Pixel Nest device and some oddly specific chocolate chip cookies.

It's like using my premiere access for looking out of my Instaglasses at the soft pizzas with some cheesecake.

It's like competing at the Olympics but you're just playing quizzes with your brother.

It's like finding out your Clubhouse is full of pizza slogans and mind-blowing vanilla facts.

It's like explaining video games to Netflix and only getting two buns on National Hot Dog Day.

It's like a handheld PC playing Japanese pizza games with new emoji and sausages.

Billionaires compete to list their favorite state snack, but nothing could prepare them for the next candy chicken sandwich.

Did you feel that earthquake? No? Good, eat some 90s snacks.

Can you hear me? Kenny's so annoyed by his baseball experience that he can't even get the headlines out, but Kyle loves some chocolate with almonds today.

Become a beta tester for Nike's newest shoe, the Anisette Wafer. Kenny also plays another round of Fair or Not.

Pepper the Robot performs her last show at YouTube Theater, where she plays a game of Goat or Tennis Player.

Windows 11 is just shiny glass to look through at a strawberry parfait playing Battleship™.

What kind of "tuna" is keeping your house at 78? And how many PiPs of YouTube can I get without premium?

Sit in the super-hot Greenroom at the Google Store and read your integration test #1.

What else can we put in our mini-fridge? Maybe 15 million Girl Scout Cookies.

Tim Cook gives us some more timbits about Apple goodies, and then Kyle quizzes Kenny on his Oreo knowledge.

We talk WWDC and it feels like iOS2014 all over again.

So many cheeses, so little time to delete tweets.

Walk along the Sidewalk with your rotisserie chicken and listen through your BTS Laser Disc.

Enjoy your yearly allotment of hamburgers with a 22-cereal concoction in your old house. Headphone Warning: Kyle went mic-crazy.

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