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Round up time! Gore Girl is COLLECTING ORPHANS!!! Will she store them in The Cleavage? Horror Author, Andrea Van Scoyoc, joins in on this crazed tiptoe through the tulips as GG reviews "The Collector" and "Orphan". So come have a 'Nam "One-Eyed Monster" flashback and don't miss Gore Girl as she keeps the world in shape with her show-stopping rendition of "Do The Kegel". Mel Brooks would be proud!

It's Ghosts Galore on The GG Hour! Join our favorite Hellcat of Hauntings as she invites Stacey Allen McGee of Appalachian Ghost Tours to tingle our senses with a glimpse beyond the Beyond! Be ready to strap on some Jasper as we board The Eastland and recap the disaster and hauntings on it's 94th Anniversary. With Haunted Vacation Packages and Lammas rituals, this episode screams from the watery depths of the Chicago River!

It's FunBags-a-go-go as The GG Hour bounces into another evening of madness! Join Gore Girl and Co. as they take a look at the dark art of Jerrod Brown and swirl into a horror video game flashback. Between Nose Fetishes and graphically challenged Jason and Freddy, the laughs stack up like the after show body count!!! Long Live ZOMBIES ATE MY NEIGHBORS!

Is the SHADOW person spotted at Neverland Ranch REALLY Michael Jackson? Gore Girl and Co. uncover the horror at Burr Oaks Cemetery and the panic sweeping Chicago. Come join Gore Girl as she wades deep into a night of SPUNKED up entertainment using The Cleavage for bouyancy amongst the pearly waves of insanity!

Horror and Erotica Author, William Maltese, gets down and dirty with the GG Crew. This episode bursts with action as we dive head first into BiZZZare Burial Rites and New Orleans Corpse Recycling! The GG Hour unleashes their new co-host, The Cleavage onto the world! Come play with our new FunBags on this HOTTT episode!!!

Gore Girl's trip to New Orleans is full of the Voodoo, Ghosts and Insanity that pulse through the Bayou!!!

Gypsy Annie and Tech Guy Yed take over the reins as Gore Girl reports LIVE from the haunted nooks and crannies of New Orleans.

Join Gore Girl for a special tribute to the Battle of Normandy with a special guest on past lives, Janet Harper.

DRAG ME TO HELL!!!!! Raimi's newest venture into familiar territory leaves a yummy paste dripping off Gore Girl's lips. The GG Hour takes an indepth look at Gypsy history and lore with their very own Svetlana, the Russian Gypsy Psychic they kidnapped from the Carpathian Mountains. Monster Mania invasions, dried kitty carcasses and cattle prodding the "Evil Eye" await you! SUMMER of SLAUGHTER has begun!!!

Mmmm... the smells of Memorial Day weekend permeate the air. Charcoal, Chlorine and Cooked Arm Flesh. Join your Siren of Stumps as we grill human arm flesh and experiment to see what beer is the best to go with your cannibal cookout! It's a Red, White and Zombie weekend you'll never forget!

Amongst the tendrils of cables in the new transitioning studio lies the remains of decency and a few globs of entrail. Joining the feast are Director Mark Cosgrove and Writer Mark Leake from the hot horror parody flick ISLE OF THE DAMNED. Between cannibal cravings, the Taco Liberty Bell and "collaring up" with Biff, this is one April Fool's Day you won't soon forget!

Damon Priest of Ghost Hunters of the Ozarks digs deep into his own intense investigations and haunted locations like The Crescent Hotel and the Joplin Spook Light! Also, Irish Ghosts and Horror Movie Chunks to Chew On!!! Come tingle with Gore Girl on the last live Blog Talk episode before the switch to Absurd Radio!

Come celebrate Ireland's patron saint GG Style! Bring the grogg and cabbage and they'll bring the evil leprechauns and clover carnage!!!

Get slapped with bloody strips of goat skin as your Carnal Cupid, Gore Girl, celebrates Holy Hallmark Day. It's confection carnage as The GG Hour explores Roman Speed Dating, Horror Movie Couples and Stones to ensure hookup heaven. Valentine's Day Horror Flicks and a Massacre of a Ghost Tale await you in this packed holiday Spooktacular!!! www.thatggshow.com

The sting is still fresh on the cheeks as Gore Girl rocks the crypt with controversial topics such as Gay Marriage, Failed Exorcisms and, a topic so heinous it threatens to undo our moral fiber, UFO File Coverup. Mike Kleen from The Legends and Lore of Illinois drops by just in time for an alert to a Zombie Attack in Texas. Take a bite out of this episode of The GG Hour!

Just like warm apple pie with sprinkled brown sugar on top, The GG Hour leaves a tingle in your throat and reminds you of Grandma. On this heart-warming episode, that Valkyrie of Valhalla, Gore Girl, tunes up Cupid's bow as she cuddles into My Bloody Valentine 3-D. This is the "uber-crazy" edition since both GG and Tech Guy Yed are sick as dogs and half-coherent. Don't miss all the lunatic ravings while they're on antibiotics!

It's a look at what's in store for 2009 with the FEAR FORECAST. Upcoming horror flicks never tasted sweeter as more 3-D and underground indie flicks swirl our palette while sequels, prequels and mainstream continue to give it to us with no Vaseline. Scream Queen, Sarah Virginia Brock, slides into the mix discussing her career and why it's drawn to Trannie Horror. Tune in for another dose of shock and humble hilarity with The GG Hour!

The First Show of 2009! It's a recap of the 2008 season from vomit inducing roadtrips to a horror movie roundup of insanity! Gore Girl and Tech Guy Yed jump back in the saddle after a long hiatus and are greeted with Castle-esque crotch splatter, "J-Horror" Back-Of-The-Van-Molestations and fond memories of their action packed year. Come ride the waves of insanity with The GG Hour as they prepare you for a new season of entertainment Spooks, Horror and Fried Chicken style!