The GreenTea Podcast

The tea cups are getting switched out for champagne glasses as Jordan and Maria ring in the new year and close out the first season of the podcast. Be sure to listen to this episode while the girls let us in on some of their highest and lowest times of the year, along with all their goals they have set for the 2025 year. Dont forget to stay all the way through to hear our new schedule for the 2025 season so you dont miss any epsiodes!

All the trees are getting lit this holiday season! This week Jordan and Maria hangout with their girl Mary Jane while they ask and answer questions that take their brain to another dimension. Don't forget to bring your thinking caps and light up your trees if you're gonna listen in to this episode!

Can you believe its been 365 days of The GreenTea Podcast??? We surely can't, but we're super grateful for everyone that joined and supported along the way. We have so much more in store for the next year and can't wait to achieve all our goals. This week Jordan and Maria talk about how much this podcast really means to them and why they're grateful for their listeners. They also mention their favorite youtube vloggers growing up and how they have inspired them today. 

Come and take a seat at the table as we talk about what we're most thankful for and you know we can't forget to mention y'all! Are you Team Green or Team Pink? Pick a side and put your headphones on as the girls unfold the wicked lore and talk all thing Oz.

This boat is disembarking, are you getting onboard? Set sail with us as Maria tells us all about her cruise filled with stories of big mouthed Karens, Greening out in the middle of the ocean, and memories of peace out out sea all while Jordan has stories of her own back at home managing the restaurant. Make sure you don't get too sea sick as the waves get rocky this week!

No this isn't a Diddy Party, its a Diddy exposition. This week Jordan and Maria give you all the details regarding the P Diddy case and some of the information even shocks the girls. Tune in and listen to all the facts, opinions and conspiracy theories they have on this trending case.

Oh way Oh this boats rockin! Maria is taking a voyage and Jordan is saying bon voyage. The girls reminisce on past vacations and on this whats happening they talk about Young Thugs' trial and what he has to do to stay out of jail. Tune into this weeks episode and make sure you have the tea cups because we have the tea!

We say seafood, you say spot. Seafood!... We cant hear you but I know you can smell us on this episode. This week we talk about a new game that the restaurant is playing win a shot, win a cake it doesn't matter were here for it. Maria also puts the placebo effect to the test on the bar guest. Did they pass? You got the cups, and we have the tea! 

We're not sure whats spookier... an employee returning from the dead or the lady bird lake killer?? This week Jordan researches the cases in our local city that link back to a possible serial killer on the loose throwing bodies into the lake. It may be halloween but these spooky tales are real!! Press play if you dare!

NEWS ALERT!! Jordan gets new hair?? Maria gets another guinea pig?? Boy are there alot of things happening in Maria and Jordans lives recently. The girls add a new segment into the podcast where they talk about current events happening in the world today and pay their respects to the loss of one of their childhood idols. Make sure you tune in this week with your tea cups ready!

Spooky season is nearing and we have all the goblin juice for you! A once in a blue moon occurrence happens and the seafood gang gets together, Maria goes to the hospital, and someone get added to the seafood graveyard. Can you guess who? Gather around the cauldron and see what the girls got into this week

Do you have your favorite local homeless man or woman? This week Jordan and Maria tell you about their favorite homeless locals, and some of their not so favorites. Maria runs into someone she got into a fender bender with, and the restaurant is up against a health inspection.... Did we pass? are we still employed? Listen to find out!

The wonder pets get called into action...AGAIN! This isn't their first rodeo, and its beginning to show how strong they are in times of chaos. Tag along on their adventures fixing flooding houses, becoming a personal ambulance for family members, and saving bar patrons from crazy ex lovers. Tune in to get the full details on Jordan and Marias week.

Dear Buds, This week was so hard. From people bashing our jobs, Fights with life long friends, and remembering the past full of heartache. We haven't gotten too personal in while but this week we open all the doors. Hope you enjoy:) Love, Maria and Jordan  

"Encore!! Encore!!" Was all Jordan and Maria were yelling out this week. Want to feel like you were apart of the Sexyy Red and Twenty One Pilots concert?  Did your parents ever tell you lies growing up to keep you out of trouble and you full heartedly believed them? Tune in this week to reveal if it's worth buying tickets to these artist or not, as well as discovering if you shared similar childhood lies as the girls.

Do you shave above your knees or is that only for wh*res? Welcome back buds, this week Maria and Jordan talk everything from mean girls, controlling the weather and the days of works that made them want to quit. Make sure you stay till the end to hear the girls recap on all of the out of pocket responses they have had to customers, employees and their bosses... You're in for a treat.

We've heard all about resurrection, but have you seen it for your own eyes?? This week we retell the story of a regular returning from the dead, an update on customers we've chased out with tasers, and why 911 was called yet again. Who's playing more games this week? Jordan and Maria or the customers? Listen in and tell us what you think!

If you or someone you know is part of a domestic violence, please seek help by calling the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 800-799-7233.  This weeks episode we dive into the fights we have seen, recent drama that has surfaced the internet by storm, Maria tells the tales of her birthday week, Jordan and Maria talk about the management life and question why they are even managers. 

They say more money more problems... However, with the way tips have been for the girls, They are problem free!! Jordan spends all week trying to make it out of the curse while Maria spends the week celebrating her 26th year of life and all the exciting things she has set for her future.

In a restaurant far far away, Two managers have the righteous duty to protect their army. They take you through the tales of 9/11 rolls, The mighty battle of the vapes, and the civil war regarding the bourgeoisie. Tune in to listen to these fairy tale like stories!

This weeks episode we start off with a bang! Regulars try to get loud with the new Gm and they find out quickly that he doesn't play those games. A man that thinks he is in the apocalypse and has to get into the building scares Jordan and Maria. Maria start a new job and is mcloving it, but no matter where you go you will always have tea to spill. Come and listen and once again don't forget those tea cups till next time. The GreenTea Podcast!

This week Maria and Jordan go live and spark up conversation with their viewers. They get insight of what makes customers so hatred towards servers, and the viewers give their opinions on tip culture. Listen in and make sure to keep your eyes open for the next live session so you too can join!

Warning!! Stay at your own risk!! We take you back to the eye of the storm from our past job. Some of the stuff we think about often and wonder how these people are. From firefighters to witches we promise the storm is going to whisk you away.

They weren't lying when they said 25 was funnier than 24. Join us as we recap celebrating Jordans 25th Birthday weekend filled a new set of nails, A bar fight, and a night at the club we don't quite remember. Maria finally has surgery and whilst recovering in the comfort of her home, Jordan still fills her in on all the work tea, so don't forget those tea cups ladies and gents!

Little Tips or Big Tips, you learn to appreciate them all.... Woah man! Get your head out the gutter, we're talking about the tips you leave for servers. On that note, make sure you tune in this week to listen to Maria and Jordan discuss the times they've received $0 tips and $100 tips and what they think they did to deserve them. They also hit all you 9-5 employees with things they think would send ya'll into a coma if you ever worked in the service Industry. Enjoy this weeks episode!

Is it a boy? Is it a girl? You will have to listen to find out as we share some big news with you guys. Jordan shares her nail salon horror story that just so happened to be her birthday nails, and the girls go extensively into the conversation of living in the present moment while appreciating the little things in life.

You just crossed over into....THE TWILIGHT ZONE! Maria tries to go about her everyday life while being constantly attacked by her ex boyfriends new girl, Jordan keeps seeing the number 6 in multiples of 3's leading up to her birthday, and we play an intense game of trivia to put our friendship to the ultimate test. Come listen in to see who knows who better!

Wooden rollercoasters, Drunk drivers, and Dying maintenance man. Death comes in all shapes and situations and we've been dodging all of them this week. Say a prayer for our safety and give this episode a listen!

Work drama and personal threats. This episode is jam packed with employee drama, people sending threats at us, and upcoming surgeries. It seems that these days everyone is trying to see if they can make it to the pod and yes baby, we do talk about you ;)

Make sure to clear your calendar for Sunday, as you will be needing to attend church after listening to this weeks episode. We welcome Emely to the chair and she comes with nothing less than a kettle full of tea. It gets CRAZY, it gets NASTY and it gets DEEP. Stop by for some fun!!

Are you ready for this weeks Tea? We finally get a new manager and he's put to test of the homeless. Listen to find out if he passed or not! This week gets a little dark as Jordan mentions a few family members she has recently lost and Maria gets diagnosed with Arthritis  

Happy mothers day to all the wonderful mothers out there. Celebrate our mothers with us in this weeks episode and listen while we discuss the Kumbaya moment in the middle of the restaurant, Jordan being able to see and smell the dead, and our hot take on the Bear or Man discussion 

SECURITY SECURITY!! Somebody come get these customers. In this weeks episode we talk about our customers that are getting out of hand. Voldemort is that you??? New fears are unlocked and Jordans secret might be coming out of the bag. Listen to find out more! 

Maria takes a Vacation??? Customers get handsy?? Get a load of this weeks episode to find out how Jordan survived the week and the altercations she had to deal with while Maria was away.

Make sure to be a fly on the wall for this weeks question filled conversation!! Maria and Jordan come up with some compelling questions for each other that neither of them are ready for. Be sure to eavesdrop to find out who our celebrity crushes are and what current challenges we are facing.

Listen this week to find out how Jordan and Maria talk their way out of getting Citations and spending nights in a jail cell. However, dont worry. We might tell these stories light heartedly but we've learned our lessons. 

Knock out challenges, Falling Bridges and Bar Fights. This weeks episode is jam packed with what is going on in both your world and our world.

Unlocking memories from our childhood that would send our parents into a coma. This weeks topics are so spicy we advise you NOT to listen while your crotch goblins are around :) ENJOY!

What sent us to the ER? Listen now to find out. Jordan and Maria talk about some of the moments in their life that resulted in ending up at the hospital or Emergency room

Crawfish season takes on a whole new meaning as the customers get CRAWZY and business keep booming. 

Raise those tea cups and join us as we cheers to the start of crawfish season!! Will we survive the next few months of madness and chaos? 

While some of us are showing up to work intoxicated, others are deciding to put the bottle down. We bet you cant guess who's behind each decision... Tune in to find out!

Catch up on our week with us and listen to us answer questions that our audience is intrigued to know!

Join us Tuesday, February 6th as we say our final goodbyes to Jazzman on the GreenTea. Please however, don't mistake out tears for tears of sadness, for they are not. 

We really did it for the plot this week... Giggle with us through the chaotic week we had filled with the Strip Club, Shifts of hell, and letting go some Employees!

Crash into this weeks episode where we talk about the car accidents we've been in, the tickets we've received and the trauma being behind the wheel has brought us.

we DARE you to come and take a listen to some of our wild times with Mary Jane herself and a sprinkle of holy water. Amen

We've officially entered a new year, however we're still dealing with the same BS. Come listen to us laugh through the pain as we tell you whats been pushing us over the edge with our work life and personal life!

Happy New Year!! Pop those bottles while we tell you our goals for the new year and recap on some of the good and bad of 2023. Please also get your life jackets on as we dive straight into the conversation of death and discuss our views on the topic and some of the tragic deaths we've experienced in our lives. 

Ho Ho Ho! Do you hear that? Its your two favorite ho's wishing you a majestic Christmas. Sit down by the fire while we talk about the magic of Christmas and how its important to keep the spirt alive for the naughty and the nice ;)