The Knock About

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The Knock About

TKA is a football culture podcast, we talk off the pitch controversies, fan dilemmas, jokes, put downs and all things football. Presented by 3 very different hosts from around the country, who can’t resist a good debate about cheesecake or David Beckham’s popularity status. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    The Laughs That Defined Football in 2025

    We’re rounding up the most unhinged, ridiculous and downright hilarious moments the football world served us last year. Grealish talking gorilla fights? Casemiro starting beef with a jacket? Pickford trying to stare opponents into submission? No tactics, no analysis, just pure chaos.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Tempers, Tears & Trouble: The Best Player & Manager Meltdowns

    This week the guys reminisce some of their favourite player & manager meltdowns over the years, from Jose Mourinho kicking water bottles, Rafa Benitez shouting "FACT" and Kevin Keegan's infamous rant.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    The Goals That Broke the Internet (2025 PL Moments)

    Every season has moments that define it — but 2025 had scenes. The last-minute winners. The title-defining games. The goals that broke the internet. In this episode, we rewind the Premier League’s greatest moments of 2025 and unpack why they mattered — and why fans won’t forget them anytime soon.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Deadline Day Shockers: Football’s Wildest Winter Deals

    The guys are back after the festive break, and throughout January they’re dropping a mini-episode each week, revisiting their favourite football moments of 2025 and some of the biggest shockers the game has ever seen.This week, they dive into the maddest January transfers of all time. The moves that left fans stunned and even caught the players themselves completely off guard.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    The Big Football Quiz: Spending, Seats & Kane’s Goal Count

    The guys round off 2025’s biggest footballing moments with a festive twist, as Ted brings a devilish end-of-year quiz. Can they guess the number of empty seats at Premier League grounds, Harry Kane’s goal tally so far, or just how eye-watering this season’s transfer spend has been?Sarah unveils her all-time favourite footy Christmas jumpers, and Pete nominates his footballing Wally of the Week.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Should Tall Goalkeepers Be Banned?!

    It’s a full-blooded episode this week, with the gang flying into tackles and firing shots in every direction. Ted sparks controversy by calling for restrictions on players, especially outrageously tall goalkeepers, while listener Ed vents his frustration at VAR sucking the joy out of goal celebrations. And spare a thought for Sarah, who finds herself firmly in the firing line as the boys pile on her beloved Blues.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Karl Porter: From Binman to Viral Football Star

    Legendary comedian and footy fanatic Karl Porter joins the gang to relive his unbelievable journey from emptying bins at Man City to racking up over 50 million viral views. He reveals what it was like meeting Wayne Rooney (and hearing that Rooney’s kids imitate his sketches), sharing a stage with Alan Shearer, and even receiving voice notes from Mario Balotelli.Karl also talks about supporting his beloved Liverpool despite being a Manc, while the gang dive into this week’s top match-day memes and reminisce about their all-time favourite goal celebrations.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Brawls, Banter & Bad Behaviour: Football’s Best Fights Ever

    It’s chaos all round this week. Pete’s been stitched up by both his kids and a dodgy mechanic, while Ted is convinced he’s fallen victim to a scam… perpetrated by a child with a card machine.The gang break down the looming relegation battle, Sarah tasks the guys to rank the greatest football bust-ups of all time, and they help a listener navigate the perilous task of taking their American partner to a match, especially when they insist on calling it “soccer.”Plus, we hear from Nick, who’s just walked away with a hefty cash prize on LEBOM Universe.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Was It Ruud Gullit?! Football Chaos from Amsterdam to Anfield

    Ted returns from a slightly awkward adventure in Amsterdam, still questioning whether he actually crossed paths with Ruud Gullit. The guys dive into the big debates: How long does Slot really have, and will he even make it to Christmas? They also tackle football’s most important questions, from the perfect kickoff time to whether it’s ever acceptable to bet against your own team, plus the funniest fan interactions they’ve witnessed along the way.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Aurora Galli: World Cup Winner to WSL Star

    The Knock About welcomes its very first guest — Everton star Aurora Galli! Aurora takes us inside her remarkable journey: from dominating at Juventus, to uprooting her life to join Everton without speaking a word of English, to scoring on the biggest stage of all — the World Cup. She also opens up about the tough road back from a major ACL injury and her determination to return stronger than ever.With her comeback on the horizon, the guys don’t hold back, grilling Aurora on fierce rivalries, playing against her partner, pre-match superstitions, and the art of a proper celebration. And, in true British style, they introduce their Italian guest to a… unique local delicacy: a steaming mug of Bovril.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Rooney, Grealish & the Most Expensive Mistake Yet

    Emotions are running high in the studio this week. Sarah’s still buzzing after “meeting” Wayne Rooney at the Everton match — and somehow managing to fool a slightly tipsy Pete and Ted in the process. She also chats with Jack Grealish about his spell at Everton, and yes… she’s made the age-old mistake of falling for a loan player.The lads dive into everything from mascot etiquette during a minute’s silence to the new rules they’d introduce to shake up the game. Plus, they tackle your dilemma about local fans and seats going to outsiders.Meanwhile, Ted is absolutely fuming after narrowly missing out on £4,000 in the LEBOM Universe — and to rub salt in the wound, Jamie drops by to brag about his massive win.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Is It Ever OK to Ditch a Wedding for a Match?

    The guys have had a shocker of a week with Sarah getting egged by the neighbour kids, Ted failed to take full advantage of Wycombe's Hospitality and got dumped just to add insult to injury. The guys chat footballs most iconic and worst haircuts and ask if it's ok to ditch a wedding for a footy game?Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Everton Misery, Dyche Love & Hot Wings Punishment

    This week on The Knock About, spirits are low — at least for everyone except Pete. Sarah’s drenched after a miserable Everton match, Ted’s lost his phone (and pays the price later), but Pete’s riding high with a strange new obsession gained through parenting. Cue a fiery debate about the going rate for the Tooth Fairy!The gang bond over their mutual love of Sean Dyche, revisit the “Poshest Club” debate (somehow ending up at Fawlty Towers in Fulham), and Ted takes one for the team with the first brutal forfeit — Hot Wings smothered in “Psycho Juice.”Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Managerial Madness Meets Personal Disaster

    In today’s episode, things get personal — and a little chaotic. Pete finds himself the target of some unexpected graffiti at a kids’ party, Sarah gets papped at the airport, and Ted somehow ends up clarifying that he’s definitely not a virgin after an emotional pizza rant.The trio also take football chat to a new level — debating the funniest managerial reigns, the worst cup sponsors in footy history, and which experimental rules could shake up the game’s future. Plus, they weigh in on a listener’s dilemma: should he sell his beloved football shirt collection to help fund a mortgage?Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    The Return of the “Genius” Formations (Swift Edition)

    The gang’s back in the studio! Sarah’s returned bearing gifts from her beloved Everton — though let’s just say they’re not handed out evenly. Meanwhile, Ted’s cooked up another “genius” football formation, this time inspired by Taylor Swift (and hopefully an improvement on his infamous Gaga & Oasis lineup).The crew debate whether Arsenal can finally win the league, crown the best defender in Premier League history, and tackle one of life’s great dilemmas: what do you do when your wife only watches football for her favorite player… and then asks you to wear his shirt in the bedroom?Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Can You Change Team Later in Life? (Football Identity Crisis)

    In today's episode Ted is back with another footy formation inspired this time by Lady GaGa... Sarah got snapped celebrating Grealish with her support Lost Mary in hand and Pete's suffering from an injury sustained whilst playing a game he created for his children. The guys help answer your questions like is it ok to change team later in life and ask themselves can you fall in love with footy after 1 game? Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodJoin our LEBOM League and bet against the guys! https://lebom.app/i/DpQJODdvwFYfz5PWEB0qoShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Football’s Weirdest Moments: Shirtless Cards & Mr Testicles

    It’s one of the strangest days yet in The Knock About studio as the team dive headfirst into football’s weirdest moments. From baffling yellow cards for shirtless celebrations and yes, even the unforgettable Everton mascot, Mr Testicles, makes an appearance. Meanwhile, Ted unveils his Oasis-inspired dream formation, Pete’s disastrous attempt to pass down his love of conkers falls flat with his kids, and Sarah finds herself fighting off wild accusations in the LEBOM League.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Are You a “Real Fan” If You’ve Never Been to a Game?

    In this weeks episode the gang get personal with some footy players who have caused disrupt, especially Jarrod Bowen who Ted holds personably responsible for him losing out on a nice cash prize in the LEBOM universe after a weekend of storming the match predictions. They debate whether it's ok for players to be mates off the pitch and are you a real fan if you've never actually been to see your team play in the flesh?Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Derbies, Dilemmas & a Jackpot That Broke Ted

    Fresh off a flight and into the studio, Pete reunites with Sarah & Ted to talk which Match Day Memes have become fan favourites this week. The guys debate the best footy derbies and help one fan whose match day experience is being destroyed by "Darren & Sharon." Despite confusion and conflict, over who actually won over the weekend on LEBOM, Julie got in touch to share her incredible story of how she fluked her way to over 2 grand in the LEBOM Universe, leaving Ted a little turmoiled.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    The Most Iconic Scorelines Ever (And Some Shocking Ones)

    It’s Week 4 on The Knock About Podcast, and things are getting lively. The crew dives into footballers’ questionable fashion choices, iconic score lines, and the best matchday memes doing the rounds. Pete reveals the sport he’s eyeing up for later in life—while going head-to-head with the gang over bizarre football superstitions. Sarah shares how she saved Grealish from a cringe moment at Everton, and Ted reckons he’s found his long-lost footballing twin. Plus, the squad checks in on the LEBOM League, where Ted’s fuming—after nailing predictions but still missing out on a big cash win.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Is 50p Tea a Disgrace? Plus VAR and Other Football Crimes

    It's week 3 of The Knock About podcast and the guys strong views are really starting to emerge! Should VAR be banned, is it legally acceptable to charge more than 50p for a cup of tea and do Liverpool fans take their dogs to Everton's Goodison just to take a s***? The gang give us the score updates for their predictions in the LEBOM League and receive a very special message from Frankie, who took on the LEBOM Universe and won! All whilst sat in a bar in Lanzarote. What a guy!Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Wayne Glueney Strikes Again: Memes, Madness & Matchdays

    It’s Week 2 of The Knock About podcast and Pete’s “midlife crisis wardrobe” is back with some fresh, highly questionable outfit choices. The guys dive into the funniest Match Day Memes of the week, debate which clubs had the slickest shirt sponsors, and tackle your burning dilemmas—like what to do when your kid suddenly jumps ship to follow his mates’ team.They also rewind to check how their opening week LeBOM League predictions stacked up, before diving into new forecasts, jaw-dropping score lines, and a rollercoaster finish that delivered a surprise winner.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    A New Season of Chaos: Predictions, Memes & Fan Talk

    Welcome to The Knock About Podcast! The footy based entertainment podcast brought to you by LeBOM. Hosts Pete Otway, Sarah Halpin & Ted Milligan bring their love of football and daft humour to you every Thursday to discuss their favourite Match Day Memes, help to answer your footy dilemmas and talk predictions for the Premier League.Listen every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts or you can watch full episodes on YouTube.Make sure to follow us on all socials, just search @knockaboutpodShare your wild footy stories and dilemmas to [email protected] can send your messages, voice notes, pics and videos to our Whatsapp: +447304493764 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TKA is a football culture podcast, we talk off the pitch controversies, fan dilemmas, jokes, put downs and all things football. Presented by 3 very different hosts from around the country, who can’t resist a good debate about cheesecake or David Beckham’s popularity status. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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