The LA Commute

Justin is a miserable person. Talks about juggling too much shit, going to LAX, flying to Hong Kong, and how he hates everything. Discusses how his pets are assholes and how he needs to take more responsibility with them.

Justin does jiujitsu! Talks about the old days of wrestling, why do pharmacists go to school for so long, and best features. Talks about getting old

Justin talks about the loneliness that is the American man. Discusses when it is appropriate to cry, which feelings are ok to show. Also goes into the power of nostalgia and fall.

Happy Halloween! Justin talks about Halloween pasts and all the shenanigans he got into from getting drunk in high school and wearing masks to law school fiascos. Talks about how Christmas should be in the middle of the season. Discusses ghosts and the different theories of the afterlife and how it’s important to get a solid afterlife attorney.

Justin rambles about weekend plan. Talks about his buddy getting married and one of the earliest hijinks they got into.

Justin talks about how he hates insects, buying property, and how ladybugs must be really lucky

Justin can’t give his blood away. Talks wife’s birthday, pins in sweaters, Lebron in China.

Justin talks the whole China ordeal, Falun Gung, Kaepernick, and consistency with Hong Kong.

Justin talks about getting condiments from fast food places, dogs on peoples shoulder, South Park China episode. Discusses what it would be like if we had a world government and how far science would progress.

Justin talks about how politics suck. Discusses posts he made on reddit and how both the left and the right are equally idiotic. Goes into potential improvements for the podcast and a switch in scheduling to Tuesday Thursday.

Justin talks about that one guy who ruins it for the rest of us. Discusses taking off shoes, water bottles, peoples opinion of trump and the 70 year anniversary of China.

Justin discusses homeless hierarchy. Talking about when to buy a tent, and getting a cart.

A networking event and two weddings! Justin had a packed weekend. Discusses making the big bosses sweat, witnessing domestic violence, MC Terry and box duty. Congrats to everyone who got married this weekend!

Justin discusses arguing with people and aiming for the jugular. Discusses winning the lotto and what he would do. 1k per listener!

Justin talks about independent contractors and Uber. Discusses Trump coming to LA and closing down all the streets and causing mass traffic,

Justin talks about marriage as defined by Immigration. Discusses what you have to show and what being married is about. Also talks about the laziness of television in the tired trope of miscommunication issues that take the entire plot line. Also goes into being a kid and having no money.

Justin talks about the early days of the Internet. Talks about how porn drives anything and dial up Internet. Discusses what our comfort level should be with robots.

Justin talks about 9/11 and about significant events in our lives. Discusses religion and what it would be like if Jesus was born now

Justin talks about random crap. Discusses the birth of birthday weekends and creating a hobby for his dad. Goes over celebrities that date older women and dump them. Rambles about people who are douches and who have starter home significant others and upgrade when they move up, talking about you Chris Pratt!

Justin deals with some shitty drivers and makes power moves. Talks about porn stars and prostitutes. Discusses a society based on who could perform the best and who is likely to perform the best.

Labor Day weekend is over and Justin has a long commute. Talks irritating drivers and choosing the right lane. Rambles about his Catalina trip talking about switching seats and dumb T-shirts and the evolution of the snorkel.

Justin talks dreams and high school music.

Justin has a new schedule! Tried to figure out what to do. Also discusses the Amazon problem.

Justin discusses his plans for the weekends and realizes he has no time. Talks about living within ones means, budgeting, 401k. Rants about telemarketers and news outlets, suggests a different news method called Facts and News.

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Justin talks being pregnant ladies, being an asshole, and raves. Discusses the key to waking up with a smile.

Justin talks gym etiquette, stop dropping weights!

Justin talks about the line can we just talk, being an emotionless asshole, and the art of conceding before the argument begins.

Justin is terrible AT tipping (not a bad tipper there’s a fucking a difference). Discusses tipping and when he tips. Also retracts his opinion on AirPods, they are just too fucking convenient.

Justin discusses the ticket, him changing locations potentially!?, using AirPods, work out product reviews all in a super sleepy tired voice.

Justin tried recording with AirPods. Discusses pros and cons of them. Goes into the weekend and shooting and talks about gun control. And then when driving gets a fucking ticket!

Justin talks gentleman’s clubs strip clubs and all that jazz. Discusses the big conundrum with those places. Proposes a trough.

Justin talks about moving, selling things on Craigslist, moving strategies. Discusses finally purchasing AirPods and the democratic debates and Biden.

The 50th round! Justin reflects back on the journey so far, thanks his listeners, thinks about improvements he made and what he learned.

Justin goes into details about smoking cigarettes, how he tried vaping and the greatness of the smoke break.

Justin goes into the doctors office and has a late start. Talks about the importance of vitamin D for sleeping and general health. Discusses having a local spot and how awesome it is. Discusses life back in St Louis and local spots and how underrated it is.

Justin talks his trip to the doctor. Discusses different tests he’s taking and the focus on getting ahead on illness. Goes into detail about Kaisers question regarding which ethnicity are you. Talks about how it feels to have immigrant parents but not being able to speak the language, and questions of where you belong and being part of America.

Justin talks diversity! Goes into which minorities stocks are rising. How it is great that society is being more accepting. Talks the rise in rights for LGBTQ and African Americans, and potential stagnation for Hispanics and Asians. Discusses strategy to try to socially poll.

A wild night podcast appears! Justin scraps his early morning podcast and goes for the night one! It’s a high energy podcast where Justin talks about self improvement and benefits of exercise (once again). Talks about trying to push yourself to do more things daily and just trying to be your best self.

Justin is tired like usual. Goes more into group think and the foundation of his distrust. Realized that he is like a cat. Comes to conclusion that maybe he should check out church. Considers all the potential churches and commitment necessary to go to one.

It’s the day after the fourth! Justin goes into work the day after the fourth and has an easy commute. Discusses trying to be more positive and mind tricks. Goes into depth about recent purchases and recommends buying the back support. Story time continues! Justin rambles about his time in Luang Prabang day 1 going bowing and raging in the tiny city.

Justin does the first late night podcast special! The night before the 4th. Justin goes into depth into refining his opinions on objectification and breaks down his theory. Discusses his past drunken adventures on the fourth.

Justin tried out his work out headset. Talks about the helpful Honda people, how he thinks it’s a failure of a campaign. Discusses useful and not useful features in the car. Reminiscing of elementary school fun, tangrams, bill nye, and the giant rainbow tarp. Rambles about what is racist and not, and which minorities are in power.

It’s Monday. Justin talks why to people always get upset at the mistress OR mister? when they catch their significant other. Talks about the NBA recent trades that occurred. Discusses jars and how hard they are to open.

Justin is litigious. Talks about his vengeful spiteful nature, and how he is going to sue someone. Discusses his upbringing and how he is the way he is. Also bonus! Story time! Talks about his travel to Chiang Mai and the universal joy of shitty movies.

Justin talks about his new tree friend Figbert that he takes his smoke breaks with. Discusses trying to be healthy, eating right, proper diet. Also goes into the importance of mental health and working daily to reinforce it

It’s a triple threat today! Justin is tired as hell, it’s raining, and it’s a long commute. Justin discusses celebrity parties, using what you got, and tenacity. Talks about theories on which ladies get hit on the most and racism. Early morning racism v late night racism. It’s a hell of a Tuesday commute

Justin talks about the new McDonald’s products and how they are poison, finding positive people and Mr Positive in the gym, setting goals again and little things to look forward too, smoking cigarettes and the relaxing experience, and Asian television networks, would anyone watch that?

Justin talks keeping healthy habits, things to look forward to, keeping emotions in check, and has some outbursts.

Justin has a late start. Talks plus sized mannequins, health standards, empowering women, and the Lakers getting AD.