The LARP Noobs Podcast

What do you get if you cross two podcast hosts, a new LARP site, some good weather and a hell of a lot of Pollen? I think it might be a Friday at E1 2026! Listen in as Bung and Millie chat all things about the new site, what makes each nation special...And they prove to you why they should not be trusted with navigation or search and rescue missions! For £15 off your first empire ticket, use one of these Empire discount codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

The winds are in the East and many a wagon, cart, slightly overloaded donkey and much more are descending upon Anvil! Join Bung and Millie as they talk us through their pre-E1 plans and what they've been up to! For £15 off your first empire ticket, use one of these Empire discount codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

Welcome back dearest listener! and Thank you for re-joining our chaotic, little community. Join Millie and Bungle as they reflect on 2025 and then look ahead to 2026!  In honour of our dear friend Rhys, who we talk about this episode. We would love for you to consider a donation to the Benfleet Community First Responders, an incredible local charity that is close to the hearts of Rhys' family. If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/    

As our Adventures of Empire E2 draw to a close. Re-join Oily and Bung as they talk us through their bird listening hobbies, their wardrobe malfunctions and potential Matriarch supervision at E3! I can't wait!  

The journey along our coverage of E2 (Electic Boogaloo) continues as Bungle and Oily reunite to talk through their Saturday shinanegans.....did anyone hear those wedding bells?

Bung and Oily re-unite post Empire Event 2 to talk about what happened during their Friday night! 

IT'S SPRING!!!! and the Noobs are back with their pre-larp episode for E2 2025! This time Bungle is joined by Oily of the Immersive Idiots podcast, and they talk all plans and shinanegans for E2! Including weddings, wine club, battles and more! If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/ If you or anyone you know would like £15 off your first ticket purchase at Empire please use these codes, it gives the cheeky hosts a little boost of credit to go towards their larping habbits too!   Bung - 8687.16497

And so we conclude the emotional rollercoaster that was Northern Kingdoms event 11! It's been one hell of a ride and we couldn't have had the incredible time we did without the hard work of the crew and game runners! Northern Kingdoms remains one of our favourite LARPs to attend and we cannot wait to get back into it in November This is Millie's final episode for some time so sit back and relax and she and Meredith reflect on the emotional roleplay they experienced over the weekend! For more information on Northern Kingdoms! please head to: https://www.northernkingdoms.com/ If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/  

The Race is on to see if Millie will get the Pre-Larp Episode out in time for E2! But for now, we return to the world of The Witcher. Where things are really getting punched...right in the feels! Meredith is back to regale us with what they got up to on Saturday at Northern Kingdoms Event 11! There was laughing, there was crying. There was a lot of big battles, smoke bombs. There were kings and mimes with herbs growing out of places you didn't even know they could...must be the moisture! Have a listen! and feel free to comment below with the worst thing you've ever had to do at a bachelor/ette party. For more information on Northern Kingdoms! please head to: https://www.northernkingdoms.com/ If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

Have you ever wished you could stand in a field and grunt repeatedly? Do you often find yourself just muttering 'Fuck' over and over again as idiots ruin the world?....maybe that one is a bit too soon given current affairs....Shall we talk escapism!? Shall we talk Northern Kingdoms? This recap series is especially wonderful because Millie is joined by the incredible Meredith! Who is not only an PHENOMENAL roleplayer! but is currently playing Kaltain, the Provost of the Free Company in Northern Kingdoms! One of our favourite LARPS to attend!  Listen to the chaos as these two whittle through their Friday night at event 11! For more information on Northern Kingdoms! please head to: https://www.northernkingdoms.com/ If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

Bleeding 'eck! she's still going! A sunday episode...ON A SUNDAY! Perish the thought! listen with us as Milllie and Bungle conclude their E1 journey! Ever wanted to learn the art of a tactical bimble? Now is your chance For £15 off your first empire ticket, use one of these Empire discount codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

What's this?! A second episode in less than a day? Holy Moly! It must almost be time for E2!!!! Buckle your seatbelts kids as Millie shows you why she should never be a Justice commentator! It's Saturday of E1! For £15 off your first empire ticket, use one of these Empire discount codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

It's been a while dear listeners! But we are back with our E1 content....the week before E2! As always Millie was fashionably late to E1! Bung opened a business rescuing adorable frogs and we all learnt the true meaning of the word.....'luquidification' for £15 off your first empire ticket, use one of these Empire discount codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

CHOOO CHOOOO! All aboard the hype train as we roll into Anvil town! Join Millie and Bung as they journey back towards the land of LARP and towards Profound Decision's Empire!  Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

Who's ready for a run down of Millie and Bung's LARP events of 2025?!   This week for a quick little catch up, Millie and Bungle have a little natter about their plans for 2025! Does Millie need a LARP intervention? Have a listen and find out!   LARPs spoken about in this episode Empire + Various Player Events Menhirs Fate Eldritch Flying Lead Warriors Of Middle Earth Asphodel + Ardent Spacers Portents Dumnonni Chronicles: Outlore Northern Kingdoms Hoist The Colours 97 Poets of Ravachol Free Company   We can't wait to get LARPing again soon and to bring you guys episodes for as many as we can! Which one of these are you planning to go to? Are there any you are keen to learn about?! What do you think about the combination of marmite and marmalade on toast?

Listener...DO NOT React....You are the Saboteur! I will give a good, firm handshake to anyone who gets that reference! We spoke about SOE: Resistance on the 24Hr stream back in November and Millie loved chatting with Chris so much, she brought him back for an episode! Anyone with a keen interest in recent history and espionage in WWII! This is the LARP for you as Chris retells the story of his character's journey through assessment for the SOE! For more information please have a look at Open the box productions at: https://opentheboxproductions.co.uk If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

And so my friends, another year has been and gone! Millie, Bungle and Ian talk through their year of larps and answer listener questions!    

And so we reach the final act in this LARP! Join Millie, Morgan, Mattie and Sol once more as they embark on their final trip down the memory road that was Oasis 2! This week we have gun fights, betrayal, paintings and the final discovery that just because you say you're a player in the game...sometimes you have a dark secret!   Photograph of the explosion from the incredibly talented Gorgon photography, Questionable photoshopping by Millie If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/ Please support our guest hosts by checking out their own podcasts! Morgan is part of the Larps and Tarps podcast Mattie and Sol are part of the Shattersong Larp Diaries! If you would like to enter the raffle! You have until midnight on the 30th of December!! Tickets cost £5 each and are payable to our PayPal Friends and Family ([email protected]) Please leave your name in the message and state 'FOR THE RAFFLE' in the donation message! Every penny will go to Young Lives vs Cancer We will announce winners via a live stream on the 1st of January x

We are back with a bang!!! Millie, Mattie, Morgan and Sol return to regale us with their adventures at Oasis 2! Will Millie live out her dream of being a Gorgon work experience? Find out on this Episode!!! Please support our guest hosts by checking out their own podcasts! Morgan is part of the Larps and Tarps podcast Mattie and Sol are part of the Shattersong Larp Diaries! If you would like to enter the raffle! You have until midnight on the 30th of December!! Tickets cost £5 each and are payable to our PayPal Friends and Family ([email protected]) Please leave your name in the message and state 'FOR THE RAFFLE' in the donation message! Every penny will go to Young Lives vs Cancer We will announce winners via a live stream on the 1st of January x

It's about time Millie did something about that backlog of episodes!!!  What a LARP to round out the year with! Millie sits down with Morgan, Mattie and Sol and retell their stories from EYELARPS Oasis 2! Each of them with their unique stories to tell from each player/crew type Whilst we at the LARP Noobs Podcast cannot condone pretending to be a player, only to be crew and betray your closest friends...It certainly seemed like a lot of fun for one of our hosts!  

Want a story more satisfying and eventful than the final series of Game of Thrones? Listen in to Mattie and Ian finishing their journey through Westeros as the Greyjoy's!! Whatever will they get up to! If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

What do you get when you mix good food, good company and even better RP? All set within the world of Game of Thrones, at one of the best LARP sites? Well it must be Feast your Eyes' Dragon's Hunt! A new game brought to us by Ren Stuart! Ian and Mattie talk us through their event and how they spent their time as Lord Quellon Greyjoy and their wife, Lady Melony Piper. Just two Ironborn against the world! If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

Bzzzzt! this is the Starship Bzzzzzt....Noobs! Reporting live from the shores of Cornwall where Millie has been trying to Bzzzzt for 3 weeks!!! Welcome to part two of the poets of Revachol! Where Dave and Millie talk about the hurt and the heart of his character. Listen to find out what happens! This LARP does cover some very difficult subjects so this is a trigger warning for topics of: Addiction, Drug use, Suicide, Oppression, Racism, Violence, Political Extremism. For more information about this LARP please go to: https://revachol.rolling.cz/ If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/  

A podcast episode is never late! It arrives precisely when it means to! This week we return to the house of notorious Vaper and Co-Founder of the Podcast, Dave. Who regales us with the story of 97 Poets of Revachol! This LARP does cover some very difficult subjects so this is a trigger warning for topics of: Addiction, Drug use, Suicide, Oppression, Racism, Violence, Political Extremism. For more information about this LARP please go to: https://revachol.rolling.cz/ If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

As time marches on so must we towards the conclusion of our Empire content for the year and our retelling of E4! We have been on an incredible journey together so tell us of your highs, your lows and your weird craving for jam in your perfectly normal sandwiches. Listen into the episode to hear about a really fun project Millie has planned for the end of November! :)  Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 Ian - 8670.14901 If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

What do you get when you have one friend publicly executed, one that exceeds minimum height restrictions for awnings and a third with a very impractical drinking vessel? That's right! It's another episode of the Larp Noobs! This week we introduce Millie's throwaway character, Ian's despicable decoding past, and we miss our dear Bungle! who will be returning...once he gets over the dammed green lung! Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Ian - 8670.14901 If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

Tick Tock goes the clock towards the truth being revealed! This week Millie, Ian and Bung discuss what happened with the first half of Saturday of E4.  Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Ian - 8670.14901 Bung - 8687.16497 If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

In a world where Princes fall like rain and iguanas live in trees. You join Millie, Ian and Bung as they talk through their Friday at Empire E4. And what an event it was! Listen to it all on this Episode of the Larp Noobs. The podcast often described as 'Like a book ....... without all the parts that make books suck'    Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497   If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

As the LARP season draws to a close. Our cozy little basement home is opened for one last pre-LARP episode for Empire! This time Millie, Bung and Ian discuss their plans, feelings and hopes for E4! Along with some questions from listeners! And are we uploading the episode a day early for one listener in particular? Maybe. And I hope they like it. Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/    

And so, we draw to a close on our adventures in Northern Kingdoms this year! Something dramatic happens with Mal and Jean-Micheal this episode with tensions and blood alcohol levels rising to impressive levels!!! Have a listen and enjoy dear listeners! And ask yourself the question of...Are podcasts secretly just time machines as we go to a time BEFORE E3 For more information on Northern Kingdoms go to: https://www.northernkingdoms.com/ If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED WHEN!? dearest listener, allow me to take you back in time to JULY! When the sun was high and Millie was a year younger......Dave sits down with Millie to talk through their adventures at the ninth event in Northern Kingdoms! This is in our honest opinion one of the best LARPs in the UK at the moment (THE best if you talk to Dave!) so sit down, have a nice cuppa and listen to the chaos that is any kind of conversation between these two! For more information on Northern Kingdoms go to: https://www.northernkingdoms.com/ If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/  

And so Dear Listeners, we come to the end of our E3 journey, fear not though. We still have plenty of stories to tell, For we are all stories in the end, let's make ours a good one. (150 points if you get that one, it's easy) Millie goes into depth about emotional bleed and what this event meant to her while Bung explains the process of creating a new character! And the mystery continues about what kind of amenities Millie's basement has to offer! we certainly haven't heard any complaints from the previous hosts while they have been down there! Have you? Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

We are back with the conclusion of Saturday of E3! This event was certainly an emotional rollercoaster filled with ups and so so so many downs! But hopefully this little episode will show you that even with the sadness of very emotional RP, there's always a light at the end, especially from those around you x   This Episode's photo is curtesy of Richard Burge Photography.   Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497   If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

Happy SUNDAY!!! If you weren't already confused why there's an episode out on a weekend, Let's talk about Saturday of E3!!!   Wind's in the East, Mist coming in, like somethings breaking, about to break out of Millie's basement! (300 points to someone who gets that reference!) Whoever it is, they're bringing enough news and gossip to fill not one! but TWO episodes for Saturday! So sit back, grab a cold drink, a snack and allow us to entertain you.    Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497   If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

***FORWARNING! THERE ARE SOME AUDIO ISSUES WITH MILLIE'S CHAT THIS WEEK! We tried to tell her to shut up! She didn't listen*** Well dear friends, welcome back to our humble story telling tavern! Allow Millie and Bung to regale you with their tales of E3! Millie makes threats while Bung brings calm! Is their Friday the quiet before the storm? Find out! Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 For Feedback: https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

Well if it isn't another Pre-LARP episode to one of the most exciting E3's this couple has ever seen! What will they get up to this weekend? Shall we stop reading the description and find out? I think we shall!   If you read this far into the description message the larp noobs on Facebook for a shout out on next weeks episode Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 For Feedback: https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

Dearest listener, It is about time we talk about something new, something exciting and something from the brain of Nick Young! Millie sits down to talk though a new and exciting fest LARP system Menhir's Fate! Coming to you for 2025!  For more information on Menhir's Fate, have a look at their website: https://www.menhirsfate.com/ Or Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/p/Menhirs-Fate-Larp-61559084374344/ If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining out Patreon!: https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast For Feedback: https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast  

Well, Here at last, dear friends, on the shores of Sunday comes the end of our journey through WOME 2024, Go in peace, I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are evil!  For More information on this amazing small LARP go to:  https://www.facebook.com/groups/1844686882580037 If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining out Patron!: https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast For Feedback: https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast  

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no! It's Part 2 of WOME!! But in this episode you will find no heroes! Only scamps, thieves and assassins!!! Listen along to Dave and Millie's retelling of Saturday at WOME! What hideous things they got up to and their unending inability to remember names and the correct order of events! For More information on this amazing small LARP go to:  https://www.facebook.com/groups/1844686882580037 If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining out Patron!: https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast For Feedback: https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast  

What's that?! the sound of a vape pen? Well if it isn't Dave back again to talk to Millie about their shared adventures is Scotland at the first ever event of Warriors of Middle Earth! And what an event it was! From guard duty to tossing dwarfs....this event promises to be action packed!  For more information on this amazing new small Larp go to: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1844686882580037 For Feedback: https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

Press X to pay respects to the fallen. Millie and Bung discuss what made their Sunday quite so 'Dramatic' with tears, hangovers and questionable battlefield promotions, there's quite a lot to talk about and unpack! Therapists please feel free to reach out for case studies.    I am sure that no one reads these descriptions so if you comment below with 'Siakha heralds are some-fin special!' I will owe you one crisp, firm high five!   Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 For Feedback: https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

Well if Chaos was the name of the game. Aagni would certainly win it! E2 was incredibly eventful for our poor 'innocent' changling! have a listen and find out! Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 For Feedback: https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

Join Millie and Bung as they talk about their plans for E2 and the madness that will be this summer! If you read this far into the bio, here have a head pat! Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 For Feedback: https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

Bung and Millie take a look at their own mental health this week as they explore what 'Post LARP blues' means for them. Their triggers, cause, symptoms and advice for anyone else feeling the same! DISCLOSURE: Neither Bung nor Millie are claiming to be experts in this field! so they did a little research into it and made a link dump on the patreon page with useful articles and past NOOBS episodes on bleed: https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast Empire Discount Codes use these codes and get a discount off your first tickets to EMPIRE LARP: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497   For Feedback: https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast

With LARP season underway that means that Player events, both social and slightly more deadly are not far away! Millie sitsdown with Tom, Caitlin and Phil from Eerielight Events to talk through how they organise and run events! for more information feel free to check out their website: https://www.eerielightevents.com/ Empire Discount Codes: Millie - 11902.22611 Bung - 8687.16497 For Feedback: https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast If you'd like to help us keep the podcast running please consider joining our Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast/

Millie and Bung Conclude their...rather soggy experience of the latter half of E1, come and give it a listen to hear all about their revelry. Empire Discount Code: Millie's - 11902.22611 Bung's - 8687.16497 For feedback https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast/ If you would like to help support the podcast please visit https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast   

Millie and Bung delve into the events of E1 2024 including steak, senate, elections and a death in the 'family' come give it a listen!   Empire Discount Code: Millie's - 11902.22611 Bung's - 8687.16497   For feedback https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast/ If you would like to help support the podcast please visit https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast    

IT'S BACK BABY! Empire E1 is shaping up to be quite the event! Join Bung and (A very tired) Millie as they talk about their run up to E1, and their hopes for the event! Empire Discount Code: Millie's - 11902.22611 Bung's - 8687.16497    

Millie sits down with Eoin, the creator and event organiser of a new Lord of the Rings LARP! Come and have a listen and learn about the passion, care and organisation it takes to create and run a Larp! from Crew to cheese curds we have it all! For more information about WOME visit: https://www.warriorsofmiddleearth.com/ or email: [email protected] For feedback https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast/ If you would like to help support the podcast please visit https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast    

Millie and Bung answer your questions! But did Millie say 'free porn thought?!'   Empire Discount Codes: Millie's - 11902.22611 Bung's - 8687.16497 For feedback https://www.facebook.com/LarpNoobsPodcast/ If you would like to help support the podcast please visit https://www.patreon.com/thelarpnoobspodcast