The Lesbian Loudmouth Podcast

Hello friends — a raw, fast-paced episode where a perimenopausal mom narrates a chaotic day: a physiotherapy mishap, a pharmacy mix-up, and a terrifying trampoline-park accident where her son's head is badly cut. She shares dark humor, parenting anxieties, hospital scenes, awkward public moments, and the odd comfort of community kindness, all wrapped in candid, stream-of-consciousness storytelling.

Let’s celebrate Lesbian Visibility Week by doing visible car repairs! 

Please stick around for the last story. I laughed so hard I brought Covid back. Everyone should be lucky enough to have a friend like Sugar!

The long awaited return of a coupla sluts! We some how summed up a year and a half in 45 minutes. 

Send prayers! 

I’ll find you Olivia.

Can I borrow some money real quick?

This episode is a chaotic, candid recap of a weekend gone wrong: a leaking basement, a smoking microwave, a child needing a scope at the hospital, a phone left in a hot oven, and the massive task of processing 400 pounds of tomatoes. Between dark humor and moments of exhaustion, the host reflects on feeling unlucky, the strain of family life, and the small acts of kindness that make it all bearable.

Stuck in Winnipeg traffic. Maybe I should let ai write the description. 

This episode has unexpected recipes, and an elusive quest for sanity. You’re welcome. 

Any. Reason.

Bald is beautiful?

Help me!?

Fupa attack.

What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Soon!

I prattle on about nothing. Rainbow and Lisa tell a tale as old as time.

Eggs hide in crab sticky places.

Blah blah blah.

We talk about how parenting is bad for your health and other stuff.

Listen to two of the whitest women in the world mispronounce cocina! We answer listener questions, talk about vacuum tools and other general merriment!

Sugar was kind enough to join me for a car chat! We talk break dancing in the Olympics, kids, politics and a whole lot more? It’s free! It’s fun! Mostly free though.

Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! A fine dose of karma has caught up to me. I don’t deserve happiness so yeah. This is about right.

Is anyone rewriting this song with modern day lyrics? Cause they could and should.

Calm down! Sometimes the Lord works in mysterious ways. Not this though. The not so mysterious ramblings of an idiot coming up!

Who wants a one sided phone call from that friend you don’t like???? It’s here!

Basketball and fridges. Still free, folks!

Birthday parties, Mom stuff and other dumb stuff.

Just solving the world’s problems. No big deal. No reason to write a podcast review or anything.

Lawn mower talk and keeping the elderly safe and AT HOME!

I talk lawn mowers, weird kids and Mother’s Day.

We talk about being invisible, survivor, bread and Coco Stanley joins in too!

I talk about sweet freedom, missing Max and that sense of impending doom.

A meh show on a meh day.

Another unedited show! We talk about squirrel abuse and loofas and turkey. Oh my!

Join me in a ride to the store. Again.

Mexico talk.

12 year old boys. Am I right?!?!?!

Quick car show! Happy Chrima!

I didn’t edit the show. It’s free. The Lord is your shepherd.

It’s meh season. Enjoy a Stella story!

Come with us to the Colony! 

We talk about weird Winnipeg stuff.  Family, obligations, tendons, grudges and stucco!

I reveal exactly how much Max the dog has cost me in vet bills. I also save a furry, rabid dog. ANSWER THE DOOR WHEN SOMEONE KNOCKS!!!!

I talk about pups, poop, and The Curious Case of Natalia Grace.

Let people in your lane! Don’t text people at inappropriate times and don’t go looking for things that are none of your business. Life lessons 680-683.

A tale as old as time. Momma Mia has fallen and she can’t get up. I get honked at AGAIN. I 100% deserved it.

I tell two stories about my kids and do my good deed for the year.

From the mouth of babes.