The Lesbian Mafia

This is just a short Signal I sent to one of my friends last night while i was winding down getting ready for bed. I’d had half a gummy to sleep. I’m just posting it here to test if I could ever manage a minute long pod format, prob won't work for me, but I'm trying to test it out because I miss podcasting. Anyway. Love you, miss you. -Sandi And to the person who emailed [email protected] saying he wants a lesbian to castrate him? 'Cash me ousside, how ’bout dat??'  Source: Trump says presidents should not have learning disabilities, criticizes Newsom https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-says-presidents-should-not-have-learning-disabilities-criticizes-newsom-2026-03-16/?utm_source=chatgpt.com

Oh hi, back again with a lil more, this time with some touchstone friends. We tried to talk about lesbian sluttiness, but then her daughters walk in, so we shifted the vibe quick, but I left the recorder running, Figured why not post it. The rest is just us talking, reminiscing a little which we do all the time, and maybe not all of it will relate, but may be worth a listen. P.S. The sound quality is trash because I STILL don’t know how to edit or publish a podcast properly.  Email: [email protected]: https://x.com/TheLesbianMafiaFollow on Bluesky: @thelesbianmafia.bsky.socialIG: https://www.instagram.com/thelesbianmafia/Subscribe to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Until next time, Sandi <3

This episode was recorded in pieces--beginning, middle & end--spread out over the last five months. It’s been sitting on my laptop with a few other podcast files waiting to be published, but finally, here we are. The episode starts off a bit odd because I had to cut the intro where I say hi because it was choppy. Yeah and I cut out some crap I didn’t mean to, so the ending’s a little janky, but hey, DIY vibes, ya know Anyway, you understand these things. First is a quick update, where I’ve been. Then, Aaron Kimberly returns for another conversation. She’s a detransitioned woman who shares her perspective on trans identity, gender, and personal evolution. Always a powerful perspective.Follow Aaron:  https://x.com/kimber_tweetsMentioned: Katherine Maher (NPR CEO) on truth as a “distraction” — from her TED Talk, “What Wikipedia Teaches Us About Balancing Truth and Beliefs.” https://medium.com/%40Matthew_Thomas/katherine-maher-and-the-infamous-ted-talk-136615c8a299Email: [email protected]: https://x.com/TheLesbianMafiaFollow on Bluesky: @thelesbianmafia.bsky.socialIG: https://www.instagram.com/thelesbianmafia/Subscribe to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Until we meet again, Sandi <3

 In this ep, I talk about my first experience getting flamed on Bluesky after advocating for fairness and safety in women’s sports. It's a heated topic ya know, caring about the safety and rights of women and girls, especially in the LGBTQ+ and trans activist community, where that’s seen as a no-no. I talk about the smearing backlash I received for standing up for the protection of female athletes. Plus, I touch on the importance of lesbian visibility and the ongoing fight for our right to exist and be recognized, without being erased or silenced. For a visual of the jump at Jurupa Valley High School in California track & field event, you can watch this gentleman's Youtube video:: https://youtu.be/gXTkXO_6u0A?feature=sharedNew York Times poll finds 79% of Americans want to ban men who ‘identify’ as women from competing against females in sports UP from 62% in 2021 & 67% in 2023 (Gallop). https://www.campusreform.org/article/new-york-times-poll-finds-majority-americans-want-ban-men-identify-women-joining-female-sports-/27323 Here's the actual poll on it's own for those who want to see the results directly: January 2025 New York Times/Ipsos poll found that 79% of Americans support restricting transgender athletes from competing in women's sports. 94% of Republicans 67% of Democrats & 64% of Independents & other political persuasions: https://static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics/documenttools/f548560f100205ef/e656ddda-full.pdfAnd here’s a 2023 Gallup poll showing that Americans had already seen enough to recognize how unfair it is for (male) trans women to compete against girls/women. Americans' Views on Transgender Athletes, 2021 vs. 2023: https://news.gallup.com/poll/507023/say-birth-gender-dictate-sports-participation.aspx   Email: [email protected] on Bluesky: @thelesbianmafia.bsky.socialIG: https://www.instagram.com/thelesbianmafia/Subscribe to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Until we meet again, Sandi

I talk a little about Ellen DeGeneres’ quiet exit and the strange way her legacy is being handled. Ellen wasn’t just a talk show host, she was a groundbreaking lesbian figure in mainstream media. Despite her flaws, she did pave the way for a certain kind of lesbian visibility, and it’s strange how her departure was met with silence instead of recognition. I also want to acknowledge something important, the Lesbian Mafia is entirely my creation, but for about 2+ years into my hiatus, I became involved in writing activism on TheLesbianMafia.com & Twitter, and I wasn't working alone. While I'm proud of most of the work we did, it ended up sparking important conversations, a lot of people picked up on our ideas and it had a ton of positive impact. We helped shift the conversation around some of the harmful aspects of LGBTQ/trans activism that were going unchecked at the time. Anyway, I hope it doesn’t come across as making excuses, but I just wanted to explain that I was under an immense amount of stress as time went on, which is why I stepped away from podcasting in the first place. But, I take full responsibility for everything that was written. it was a chaotic time, and some things spiraled out of my control and went too far, and I deeply regret that, but at the end of the day, the responsibility is mine and I sincerely apologize to anyone who was hurt by those harsh words. It's been nearly a decade since then and it feels like a different lifetime ago and so far removed from where I am now, but I just wanted to acknowledge the hurt it caused anyone and apologize.    Email: [email protected] on Bluesky: @thelesbianmafia.bsky.socialIG: https://www.instagram.com/thelesbianmafia/Subscribe to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Until next time,SandiPS- I think I should start a little segment in every show where I do a ‘correction corner’ for the last language mistakes I make in the prior show. You know, the ones I realize I didn't catch until I’m lying in bed at 3 a.m., re-listening to the episode and suddenly thinking, ‘Did you just say "our life" bitch?!’ OR like the last pod "their uterus?" Too bad I don't notice until it's too late. Anyway, forgive!

For over a decade, I disappeared, not just from podcasting, but from my life. My mother was ill, and caregiving eventually became my full-time world for about 15 years. This series pulls back the curtain on some of that time, I'm sharing therapy sessions recorded during those years with my psychologist (modified voice for anonymity). It’s an unfiltered look into the struggles of balancing family obligation, lost dreams, and the challenge of remembering my-self.  After so many years of giving everything to care for someone else, I was left with the terrifying realization that I didn't know who I was anymore. It felt like I'd disappeared entirely somewhere along the way, not sure when, and the hardest part has been trying to find myself again,. Even still. So these sessions aren't only about caregiving, though that’s a big part of it. Whether you're a caregiver, or someone navigating your own struggles, I hope maybe that some of my fragmented story offers connection and maybe through sharing my experience, you can learn from the challenges I've faced. And dear God, the nursing home system is so broken beyond belief. If you think you’ll never be in this position, I hope this helps you understand how quickly things can change. It's one thing if it's just a few years, but long-term illnesses? It's a whole different reality. This is a conversation we must have, not only as a country but as a global community. When you’re faced with the reality of it, you’re shocked by what you witness.. No amount of personal wealth can save you from this mess. It's something that needs to be addressed, because when you experience it firsthand, you cannot believe how bad it truly is. We need to open our eyes, not just to learn from the past, but to ensure a better future for those in need of care and their loved ones. Email: [email protected] on Bluesky: @thelesbianmafia.bsky.socialIG: https://www.instagram.com/thelesbianmafia/Subscribe to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Just a heads-up, sorry if the volume's all over the place AGAIN in this episode! SORRY!Always yours, Sandi

A special concoction brewed by a talented acupuncturist. A lil about how Wendy Williams is the undisputed queen of radio. Plus, a chat with longtime LA friend about the unforgettable experience of the LA fires and life right now in California.  Referenced: Gisèle Pelicot's ex-husband, dozens of others found guilty in rape and drugging trial in France https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gisele-pelicot-france-husband-dozens-of-men-found-guilty-rape-trial/ Email: [email protected] on Bluesky: @thelesbianmafia.bsky.socialIG: https://www.instagram.com/thelesbianmafia/Subscribe to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Just a heads-up, sorry if the volume's all over the place in this episode! I'm shit as an editor!Love,Sandi

EXCLUSIVE: Luigi Mangione's mom has something to say from the other side! Along with return guest: Aaron Kimberly, We talk Canadian politics and we pick up where we left off last time and get into it into some of the topics we started discussing. The complexities of gender from a detransitioner's perspective.During the episode, Aaron discusses the book Understanding Transgender Identities: Four ViewsAaron's Twitter: https://x.com/Aaron_GDACEmail: [email protected] on Bluesky: @thelesbianmafia.bsky.socialIG: https://www.instagram.com/thelesbianmafia/ Subscribe to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Merry Christmas, love you. Happy New Year. More soon...Sandi

It started when I spotted Paul Newman’s cookies in the green market, which got me thinking about his legacy charity with wife Joanne Woodward. I'm so impressed by how these two very imperfect people created something so beautiful. Paul passed years ago, Joanne is now nearing the end of her life, yet their incredible charity is still thriving. I also share my recent attempt at Pure Barre (spoiler: it’s definitely a no-go for me!), my port wine recommendation, and why I’m (big shock) upset with Democrats these days. Email: [email protected] on Bluesky: @thelesbianmafia.bsky.socialIG: https://www.instagram.com/thelesbianmafia/Subscribe to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Until next time, Sandi 

Visited with a longtime friend for dinner and while she’s straight, nobodies perfect, ya know. This is just a lil bit of our chat about the loss of her mom. We also talk just a lil about abortion. And she also echoes my sentiments on the fake standards on women set by the manosphere and Incelville. Meantime they're they’re lucky if anyone's interested at all. No matter how hard societies attempt to undermine heterosexuality, the fact remains that men are fundamentally attracted to women. And human instincts persist. Plus, a lil bit about how I had to escape the allure of my captivating Pilates instructor. Who knows what hidden dangers lurk?!  Heads up: the audio is a bit more chaotic than usual. This happens because I have a tendency to accidentally cut more or wrong sections during editing, which causes the mixed-up and incomplete segments that I then have to TRY to piece together to sound like they were originally recorded! Anyway!  Email: [email protected] to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Follow TLM on TwitterX: https://twitter.com/TheLesbianMafiaMore next time,Sandi

Aaron Kimberly, a whistleblower exposing practices at the gender clinic where she once worked, discusses concerns about the fast-tracking of medical gender transitions. She shares her own experience of having surgery approved after just a few visits with a family doctor at the gender clinic and one psychiatric consultation. As a psychiatric mental health nurse, Aaron has raised alarms about the urgent need for accountable practices, if any at all, in medical gender transition. Her advocacy is informed by her life as a de-transitioned transgender man, lifelong butch lesbian and clinician.You can catch up with Aaron at:  https://x.com/Aaron_GDACAaron's Substack: https://aaronkimberly.substack.com/Email: [email protected] to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Follow TLM on TwitterX: https://twitter.com/TheLesbianMafiaSit on TLM's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/The-Lesbian-Mafia/100072111250307/Until next time, Sandi

Who needs lesbian social events or lesbian dating apps when I’ve found straight divorced men right in my building? My 47 year old boyfriend doesn't wear a too-tight polyester dress though, so I guess the lack of said dress just puts me in the boring 'het' camp now. When I wanna feel unique and special, and really stand out from other hets, I could always force him into a dress and we can be keer together.   I also dish on 'Beverly' and her relentless snake-oil antics. I can’t escape her at the gym, I can’t even drown myself in the hot tub to get away and believe me, I’ve tried! Email: [email protected] to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Follow TLM on TwitterX: https://twitter.com/TheLesbianMafiaSit on TLM's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/The-Lesbian-Mafia/100072111250307/Until we meet again, Sandi

Thinking out loud about how LGBTQ and queer identities intersect with the experiences of Lesbians and the issue of Lesbian erasure. Seeing how the drive for inclusion at any cost (mostly for 45+ yo straight men who identify as "lesbians") within the queer framework has led to the exclusion and underrepresentation of Lesbian women. Where do we go from here?Article referenced: A Straight Man Walks Into A Lesbian Bar https://so.gay/everything-else/news/so-gay-is-a-proud-presenting-media-sponsor-of-nyc-pride-2024/Email: [email protected] to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Follow TLM on TwitterX: https://twitter.com/TheLesbianMafiaSit on TLM's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/The-Lesbian-Mafia/100072111250307/ Until next time, Sandi 

Late-night recording, Scattered ramblings. A very unfocused chat with a long time friend (Patti). We touched a bit on long-term friendship, parenting, and a lil commiserating about our entirely shitty families . I came to the table with no topic for this podcast and was very tired, so it's pretty unorganized. We also talked a little about the Olympic disaster and, toward the end, I'm rambling some more about how trashed lesbian culture is again, but yeah for the sake of very inconsistent consistency I uploaded it. Thanks for tuning in!Email: [email protected] to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Follow TLM on TwitterX: https://twitter.com/TheLesbianMafiaSit on TLM's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/The-Lesbian-Mafia/100072111250307/Until next time, Sandi 

In this solo episode, I recount my latest Pilates session (a newish venture) and an assisted stretching appointment where I found myself in a compromising position with my Flexologist when she revealed details about her polyamorous lifestyle. And she later shared that her kid is trans, possibly thinking we might have something in common. Don't worry, I quickly clarified that. Apologies for being a cheapo with the content, but tune in for this very brief, if not abrupt, update...Fondly yours, Sandi Subscribe to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Follow TLM on TwitterX: https://twitter.com/TheLesbianMafiaEmail: [email protected] on TLM's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/The-Lesbian-Mafia/100072111250307/

Some comments about Panera's shocking lethal lemonade. Then, I sit down with a dear friend who opens up about her journey. After six years together, her partner's decision to transition gender sparked a serious shift in their relationship. From the initial discussion to the swift decision for bilateral mastectomy surgery without any psychiatric eval. She deliberately avoided the psychiatric evaluation and searched for a surgeon virtually who would perform the mastectomy without requiring one. Also, just a little bit about the  devolved state of lesbian nightlife. Subscribe to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Follow TLM on TwitterX: https://twitter.com/TheLesbianMafiaEmail: [email protected] on our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/The-Lesbian-Mafia/100072111250307/Until next time, Sandi

Just some thoughts on LGBTQ+ and how Transgender activism is impacting the Lesbian world.  Planet Fitness Transgender Policy (referenced during episode)https://t-nation.com/t/planet-fitness-transgender-policy/287277Subscribe to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747Follow TLM on TwitterX: https://twitter.com/TheLesbianMafiaEmail: [email protected] on our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/The-Lesbian-Mafia/100072111250307/

The miraculous world of Chinatown massages. Close encounters with trees. The question of whether it's fair for everyone to let uber-hot women work. Also, the often underdiscussed allure of menopause and the very often overlooked freedom that definitely deserves a spotlight. Giving meno-merrymaking the bloody attention it secretly craves!Email: [email protected]/X: http://Twitter.com/TheLesbianMafiaFB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100072111250307Until next time, Sandi

Observing the world of fitness, where each workout reveals the sad state of the womenz. Also, in conversation with old friend Dante, we explore her transformation from a glamorous exotic dancer past to a masculine identity. Feel free to reach out at [email protected] for any inquiries or communication. Looking forward to hearing from you! Emailing burns calories! (Not really)Until we meet again,Sandi 

Rant about the not at all hidden risks lurking in our favorite fast food. The inconvenient consequences of convenience dining.  McDonald’s revenue soars as it hikes menu prices: ‘$18 Big Macs’ https://trib.al/QOtdhJm Dunkin Donuts nightmarish sugar & pesticides:   https://twitter.com/modelthins/status/1702309923575513435Starbucks ditto Dunkin Donuts: https://twitter.com/No0orah/status/1702013355806933041Remembering late Mom's house-dresses. Still in the process of trying to figure out the focus of this podcast, but appreciate your company on this journey. Let's figure it out together! Please feel free to email your topic suggestions and/or lemme know if you are interested in joining for an episode: [email protected] You complete me, Sandi 

It's been forever. Missed you terribly, but hi again =)

New mini-podcast, can you believe it?! Haven't posted in a very long WHILE but had to say something about some of the things we have seen on our Twitter timeline NAMELY Eva Longoria LYING about eating Cheetos!Miss you all terribly and not sure when there will be another podcast but someone had to tackle this tough issue once and for all! Music: Earth Versus the World - The Polish Ambassador Love to love you,SandiCatch up with us at http://TheLesbianMafia.com and http://twitter.com/thelesbianmafiaEva Longoria's Snacking Tweets: The first one made us FURIOUSLY unfollow her and the second tweet is what made us realize we had to deal with this issue once and for all! Then we went back to her page (because we missed her) and saw she had been shit-whoring for Baskin-Robbins and Frito Lay and said she was in a guacamole and chips coma from going to Beso's restaurant and that she saw the movie Lincoln. She's one of a handful of celebs we do still like but even a tulip like Eva doesn't get a free pass, she needed to be dealt with and made an example because no one wants to see commercials on Twitter!  She's LYING! Disclaimer: The word "retarded" was said in this show and it was not done to offend anyone. If you love or know someone, or know someone who knows someone who is mentally disabled, or if you're one of those superior beings who never says anything offensive because you're perfect and more evolved than us, we're sorry, we weren't trying to malign anyone. As we have said before, we have never and would never call someone who has a mental disability retarded BUT in conversation sometimes the word slips out. We love you all. 

Ciao, long time. Ignore the color of the audio player (on the site) it's ugly and needs to be changed. Nicole begins with an audio apology for being a slacker s.o.b so I “audio” answer because these bitches do NOT help me for shit! Let's hope they aren't as LAZY in the sack as they are with NOT EVER helping me with this podcast!!! It’s just me and Nicole on this one and it’s gets a little contentious and I do some yelling because the Lesma bishes have been slackin’ too long but it’s all in good fun and we FINALLY got another podcast out for crying in the rain! Now that they have been shamed publicly maybe we’ll be able to post more regularly? One never knows does one?! This one is a little random and nutbar-ish, there’s a little talk about being Ma, blackberries and Nicole’s refusal to give up her old man phone when she gets a free upgrade, Sarah Palin in the movie Game Change, acupuncture, Dr Lee, hospitals and the how much scarier they are when you know what really goes down there, birds, reincarnation, why wasn't Ricky Eva Peron in Evita? Madonna, exes, the Wizard of Oz and more! Music by:Let the Music Play – SpaceDownload on Beatport: http://s.beatport.com/LetthemusicplayBPAvailable on other portals on May 7th.Gloria Gaynor - Never Say Goodbye Download at amazon.com http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&field-keywords=never+say+goodbye+gloria+gaynor

Finally been bullied into posting a new show, it’s been forever! Been having some technical issues with the site, PLEASE ignore the hideous colors on the audio player, they’re DEFINITELY temporary, but we ARE going to try to post more regularly and if you don’t like this one, blame the listeners who finally got us to get it done and post this one! Longer than usual mono where I talk catalog models, and things. Nicole decides to record while drinking which is the first time anyone on the show has ever been under the influence. We talk horoscopes, the lesbian Bernie Madoff and in case anyone couldn’t tell she was drunk she starts off telling me how wonderful I am and it eventually turns to how awful and controlling I am! Then a chat with Lale about love at first sight, her impending visit to NYC and why I’ve alerted Homeland Security, and why sexual attraction and kissing may be chemistry but does it mean they will be good in the sack? A little bit of a cut in at the end into the middle of a convo we were having about Maria Belforti who we blogged about a while ago and how bishes like Shim think they have power of attorney over God. And P.S. we’ve got nuthin’ against the Buddha-man and not trying to hurt or make anyone feel judged, just trying in my own inadequate way to make a point about abandoning God because of idiots.http://thelesbianmafia.tumblr.com/post/10841134783/response-to-nyt-article-click-here-first-rightsMusic by Dan Balan – Chica BombAmazon: http://www.amazon.com/Chica-bomb-original/dp/B0061O92Y4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1326871464&sr=1-1DO check out the Chica Bomb video here, you may like it! You’re welcome. =}http://youtu.be/bshlibX_G9wLove,SandiXxo

mono is super short and TBFTGOG plays for too long but what are ya gonna do? experimenting on skype with Lale in LA and of course the sound is dreadful. we talk cigs, lesbian repair men, and more!!! Nicole and I chat about her leaving the psych ward gig, coming out at her new one, and other stuff like what to do when you find out that you’re not sexually compatible with your partner late in the relationship.disclaimer: horrified at even the possibility of my nephew being gay because I know exactly what the repercussions are for being gay in my family.http://twitter.com/thelesbianmafiaBonus TLM Audio via Twitter:AUDIO: (10/19/2011) Nobody’s Bitch Take on OWS – This is just an audio addition to the Tumblr post from earlier today….http://chirb.it/24PJ4MOriginal Tumblr blog re: OWS (10/14/2011) http://dld.bz/aw7TbAUDIO: 4 Minute Debate via 7 yo Nephew http://chirb.it/8brGqMtalk to you soon!yours,sandi

We really do hate this particular podcast with a passion. We talk a lot about nothing but here it is regardless, because we feel intensely pressured to post content even if it’s devoid of meaning … like Julie Chen’s every tear.Mostly all of it is recorded on the portable, which is lazy, so it’s tinny, there’s lots of shouting and the sound goes in and out. You know we like to keep it Hollywood.And while we realize not every song your girlfriend/partner likes is autobiographical, especially if they’re a music lover, we’re just saying if she is bizarrely obsessed with a song, you might want to pay attention to what it’s about. If you’re a lesbian worth your salt you’ve already raided her closets when she was in the shower anytime she’s ever done anything remotely suspicious, but some of you get lazy. We’re just saying … don’t sleep on a biatch!Love you more than Crank.Sandi

Not really sure what's happening here but at listener's requests we tried AGAIN do to a prank and clearly it's not working out. Just can't seem to get thru them like we used to, not sure why. We will try again in the future and hopefully get them right again. After the Gay Girl from Damascus hoax revealed that Lez Get Real "A Gay Girl's View on the World" was yet another hoax. The site is still up, they've accepted zero accountability and if possible seem even crazier than we already thought they were. They've said they will continue posting it's normal stupidity under Lez Get Real "A Gay Girl's View On the World" posing as lesbian women even though the site is run by a heterosexual man who did 2 years probation and community service for domestic violence; a transgender, who is supposedly lesbian transgender, ya ok... and one of their mother's. No lesbians. These imbeciles, specifically Bridgette LaVictore has been aggressively cyber stalking us for quite a long time but didn't put them on blast before we understood the details. Unfortunately we can't blame all of our stalkership on these locusts, we could have an academy awards ceremony to house all of them. And re: opening, of course we don't know if anyone really is or isn't an alcoholic, it's best to assume we're probably exaggerating, but in some cases we are definitely NOT!Are lesbians exempt from every being considered slutty? Not that we don't adore the word Slut amid the right occasion, but really. What else? Who has a memory longer than a webpage download these days, can't remember it all, tune in and find out! Listener voicemail from geminichanel is regarding show # 59. A lot of this is recorded on the portable which requires some shouting. Please be forgiving of this situational scenarioscope.And BTW neither of us have ever cheated and we think it's gross. And we love you vegetarian's too, sheddap! Except for the preachy sanctimonious a-holes, we just tolerate you. Love you long time.Yours, Sandi

Maybe we’ve outgrown the pranks, yeah? We tried over and over and over to get through one prank and failed every single time. Tune in and you’ll hear how pranks with lots of potential go from bad to worse because of our inability to execute, as me and Niki pretend to be a couple on the rocks.At 59, Mom spontaneously tells her very first joke ever, from of all places, an ER bed during a medical emergency; conversely, after decades of buffoonery my trying out some goofy generic one liners like “This place is hotter than a Turkish bathhouse!” on very busy doctors and nurses fell completely flat. Thank you for all of your well wishes. Mom is coming along, while she kills ME in the process!Some chatter with Nikki about Shakira (?), falling Grandparents, Dancing …God knows what else; And some convo with Lalee about other things, sometimes weird things.A lot of this podcast is recorded on a portable which requires some of the yelling-ish, bear with us.Missed you.Love you long time.

20 minute monologue, a message to 2030, crazies, gay male sexist oppressors, tackling the tough questions on woman-haters and why they have no b@lls, Hollywood crap movies, then Lale calls in and we talk Giffords, fire arms and Jersey Shore.blogs referencedWhy we have too few women leadershttp://is.gd/jgBNGLGBT and Liberal Feminist Hypocrisy Defend Islam While Women are Whippedhttp://is.gd/iHfnz

Mark Dadoff; Feminazis who are just as man-hating as misogynists are woman-hating; Liberal Nimbyism; Reactionary righty pundits who play the game and believe w/o bothering to thoroughly examining their beliefs…Mark Madoff, oldest son of Bernie Madoff, hangs himself with dog leash in SoHo apartment http://is.gd/iDPAZMusic: All I Want For Christmas Is You – Mariah Carey http://is.gd/iEJkyupdate: was wrong re: Malkin. knew disparity btwn top 20% & bottom 80% but didn’t see the connection btwn top 20% and top 1%. after going over these stats it clears up why ppl in top 20% have same $ ideology as top 1%. 20%ers, they don’t even come close to bottom 80%. huge diffs btwn top 1% and top 20% but there still is a rather revealing link. so lib dems in top 20% who feign outrage at Bush Tax extension & somehow still loveypoo their 0bama are full of shit phonies. oh, and they’re so benevolent & “caring” ..touting 0bamacare which is NOTHING like the European model & is NOT “Medicare for all.”Who Rules America? (stats update Dec 2010) http://is.gd/jc9R6

Solo Rant. Lots of yelling.Warning: If you are in love with 0bama DO NOT listen to this show and start whining. Just continue shunning us, we love that.Maybe it was the guy who shot the TV at Bristol Palin over Dancing with the Stars who Twittered TLM last night. He tried to school me and let me know my place. I’m certainly not as smart as he is if I don’t recognize what a “MASTER of Intellect and Genius” 0bama is. Interesting choice of words, Master. Surely, I must not be as much of a GENIUS as said Twitterer because I don’t senselessly Palin-bash and can have a completely objective conversation about her. In fact, I find people who can’t, embarrassing. Certainly Palin is not a even a human being and deserves to be scorned because… well, basically she should just die, of course. Silly me, I should know these intellectually superior things.PS – Recovering from a bad case of bronchitis, please excuse.Music: King of Anything by Sarah Bareilles http://is.gd/hZJAH

Understatement of the year: “That really hurt me;” Nona’s World War II PTSD poverty complex; Some chatting w/friends re: Liza Minelli; Lez Social Scene; Mr. Softee; Being taken advantage of by one of Giulliani’s; Dirty Talk; Your vadge & chlorinated toxins, including dioxin; Sister Louis Marie & more!This one’s a little slow moving, it’s been a while.P.S. – If you mis-take this intro for “making fun of fat people” and NOT the hilarity of a crazy news piece, you might want to continue listening b4 getting nutty. We have never once made fun of “fat” people…and even if we did…if you can’t laugh at yourself then you have NO place listening to THIS show anyway. Take care brush your hair. Be neat brush your teeth.

Miley Cyrus, Tammy & Melissa Lesbalimony, Opinions and what do they really mean?, The Definition of a Lesbian conclusion via Twitter, The Real L Word, Julianne Moore in Kids Are Alright is gonna learn right here and right now that Lesbians are not bisexual. Somebody has to tell us what in the gay hell is going on in the world that some VERY delusional people actually think this is a topic for debate.(update: there were some issues w/ today’s podcast post. no one was able to link or comment. it’s fixed now. sorry for the trouble)

Hellooo!As of May 3, 2010 this program is relaunching it's website http://www.thelesbianmafia.com and has a new iTunes address: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id370996168Please come by http://www.thelesbianmafia.com and check out the new digs. It way more user friendly and functional, we hope you like it. We'll be taking your comments feedback and suggestions on the site and at [email protected] you there! Love you long time.Sandi

Due to the high volume of requests we've posted this recent material that didn't turn into a show, so here are some lazy files off the portable. March was our 3rd anniversary, thank you very much to those who have donated, and/or purchased apparel, and for tuning in and hanging out with us. We love your company! We've also received your voice-mails and will incorporate them in to future shows, please be patient it may take a little while but we love hearing from you! http://www.twitter.com/thelesbianmafiahttp://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Lesbian-Mafia/64622264260http://www.myspace.com/thelesbianmafiacastCALL THE LISTENER COMMENT LINE: 206-984-4093 LISTEN TO THE LESBIAN MAFIA ON YOUR TELEPHONE: 651-925-1610

Hello Lovers, We are still on a bit of a vacay and hope to return soon. In the meanwhile, we managed to snag part of an interview we heard on WBAI with esteemed author, thinker, teacher, and foremost theorist on feminism, gender, race, class and culture, bell hooks, author of over 20 books. She discuesses parenting, critical thinking, Precious, conflict, the deradicalization of feminist women's studies and black studies, women's health and self-care. First, there is a highly relatable funny opening by Gina McCaully from the What About Our Daughters blog.Enjoy!Talk at you soon!Hugs,-s

Interview with prolific filmmaker Kirby Dick on his controversial movie Outrage, which outs closeted gay politicians who vote to pass anti-gay legislation. His film SICK (1997) won the Special Jury Prize at Sundance and the Grand Prize at the Los Angeles Film Festival. Dick also directed the controversial TWIST OF FAITH (2005), a film about a man who confronts past sexual abuse by a priest, which was nominated for an Oscar. Closing commentary from Sandi.Outrage is available for purchase on Amazon and/or rental on Netflix, etc.Click here for trailer: http://www.outragethemovie.comwww.kirbydick.com

She's not a f'cking "WRITER"! Blasphemers. Soy. Quack therapists, pills and doctors... oh, and don't listen if you're hypersensitive about these issues and can't deal with anyone having a different opinion and/or life experience than yours. This isn't NPR, byatches.

Out Three-time New York Times best-selling author and creator of the “Stop the Insanity!” movement, Susan Powter, like you've never heard her before. We talk Wellness, Radical Feminism, Lesbian Culture, her new book The Politics of Stupid and more ...http://susanpowteronline.com____________________________PS. The Trevor Project crisis and suicide prevention for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning (LGBTQ) youth1-866-4-U-Trevor http://www.thetrevorproject.org___________________________ PPS. We're sending the warmest wishes of peace and happiness to you and yours through the holiday season, and cheers to a new decade. Pass the sparkles!

After reading about Playboy's first out "lesbian" centerfold, Stephanie Adams, "switching teams" on page 6 of the New York Post, we decided to give her a call (before we ripped her hair out, meh heh heh!) to hear her side of the story. http://stephanieadams.comhttp://www.GODDESSY.comWe would also (again) like to thank Hadas B. for the contributions to this program and continual support, especially the recent contribution to LOVE 146 in honor of The Lesbian Mafia. http://www.love146.org

The Ariana Nation is getting hyphy on Biden; We gettin hyphy on The Penis director Polanski who rapes 7th graders; Some of YOUR voicemails; Chat w/Bobbi about Jada & Lil Kim's cheek bones, Cougars, LTRs, Chat w/Niki about Guns & Women, 911 Conspiracy Theories, Dancing Guidettes ...http://www.altfg.com/blog/directors/roman-polanski-petitionWoody Allen signed this petition. WOODY ALLEN! You can't make this shit up. The only ones missing are R. Kelly, Phil Spector, and Baretta ... but there's still time!Whoopie said it wasn't "rape rape" and went on to justify the rape of a child on The View. After overwhelming criticism she "sort of" retracted it. Weinstein has been a tireless crusader for the rapist pedophile. The list gets longer every day of the deranged loons who support the rapist pedophile.Full list as of Oct 7, 09: http://www.altfg.com/blog/politics/petition-for-roman-polanski-signatorieslast comment: "After Roman raped his 13 year old victim, he sent his cronies and sycophants to her school where they released the pictures he took of her with the words LOLITA and TEASE written on them. She was in 7th grade. She was humiliated and basically “raped” again. He attacked her Mom as well in the media. Why is it her Mom’s fault that he raped a 13 year old girl after drugging her? He said in an interview filmed in 1978 of the victim that “She wanted it” basically calling her a slut. Roman used these classic rape defense tactics to send her a message and smear her character. Again, she was 13 and in 7th grade. This is the reason why she is “media shy” and wants to walk away from this, because she is scarred and afraid he and his freinds will do it again".Correction: The the anti-gay marriage DOMA "Execture Order" was signed in june which was in the first 150 days or so, not in the first hundred days. Too lazy to correct it after it was taped but you get the drift.Article referenced re: women AIDS patients http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,20797,26016669-5003402,00.html?from=public_rss

Feminism, Bailout disgust, Chat with Kaye about straight on straight sexual harrassment, the women's movement, the black power movement, gay life in Jamaica from a straight native's perspective, Buju Banton, Rap, MacKenzie Philips, ect., ect.Check out Lizzy the Lezzy's site and fun new book: http://www.lizzythelezzy.com

Fantasies of the Sarah, Chat with Nikki re: Pimping Miss Universe, Anti-Relationship Relationship talk, Kim Kardashian's curves, Jessica Simpson's diet and more!http://www.thelesbianmafia.com Twitterwww.twitter.com/thelesbianmafiaFacebooksearch and add us!Myspacewww.myspace.com/thelesbianmafiacastLesbian Mafia Apparel:http://thelesbianmafia.spreadshirt.comLISTEN TO THE LESBIAN MAFIA ON YOUR PHONE! 651-925-1610Leave a message on Voice Mail - 206-984-4093

Eminem & Dr. Dre's bitter response to Mariah; Another Rant about Republicrat Demublicans; Nikki, Bobbi, and Lalee call in to chat about H20, a Sexless Marriage, Crooked Cash Businesses in the NY, Rude LA Drivers, Tranny Chasing Music: Talk to Me - PeachesPSA's: Kiko Lombardi of Visitronix.com

King Nero Bloombucks, X the hunting ... the abortion issues ... oh and that whole anti-gay marriage issue, and it's Palin Lust, Bruno, etctera ...

Wisdom Teeth, Percodan, 7 day junkie, Addiction, Politician/Banker thug class and Argentina, Mute MSM report on nothing that mattters as usual, Myspace is up and running, thankfully, http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=211975370&blogId=488907509The Lesbian Mafia is a federally registered tradmark. Music: Painkiller - Steve Bug (feat. Miss Kittin)Space Cowboy - Eve St. JonesBehind - Flanders

Be sure to tune in to part B. of this show which is right under this one :) Late posting this so it's a bit dated. Haven't had time for an official gay pride show, hope this solo bit will do. Part A. RIP MJ or maybe not; Perez: Is language an excuse for violence? Does hating on the victim of physical violence make the haters abusive? How would you disable an aggressive person in your face acting like they were going hit you, knowing you were gay and unlikely to strike back at them? Republicrats; Stonewall's 40th Pride anniversary through losses and gains in what feels like a fractured and divided community, A little distance with that Polygamy please and thank you, Da, Da, Da ....

B. Late in posting this sorry if it's a little dated. This is a portion of the show 55 that was going to be cut and tossed, thought it was overkill on the Micheal Jackson talk. For those of you who are interested and want to hear yet more MJ talk, tune in. There are also some musings on closets and celebrity culture that ended up in this post as well. Haven't had time for an official gay pride show, hope this solo bit will do.

Opening song by Wendy Ho, widely known and beloved in the community and gay rights supporter. To purchase more of Wendy Ho's music go here: http://www.wendyho.net Friend Wendy on Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/wendyho(Don't listen to S, it's show 54 not 55, it's 54) A Smother's love, Getting scammed for juice, Why does Heide http://theheideshow.podomatic.com say lesbians look like men? Potty training, Do-me more, Big-Hollywood Limousine Celebutards love Criminal Wall Street Bail outs, Stalkers ... Thanks AJ http://www.myspace.com/askajanything for playing the Wendy Ho song on your page.other music provided by DJ Phil of Funky House London http://funkylondon.podomatic.com/song titles:Today Is My Day - Tikaro, J Louis & Ferran ft ClarenceDon't Let this Moment End - Carlos Gillardo ft. Rebeka Browneeek! murdered radio djs artlce http://radio.about.com/library/weekly/aa080303a.htm

8 minute Mash-up, Then Nikki Guest Hosts and says it's show 54 but don't listen to her it's #53; ate mail from God?/Yeshua; Aimless feminists; and answer listener inquiries from show 52 re: (Sandi's) run in with a past flame's ex-hubby a few weeks ago and we both confess a few skeletons in our closets ...