The Ministry Of Silly Talk Comedy Podcast

Graham has an odd encounter on a nature trail, Josh has some rage related to dental work and we break down plenty of insanity from the internet.   We see a video of something that has certainly never happened before, a woman get’s got by a food seller who doesn’t have access to food safe containers, some 500lb shopping tips and a pause in the wild. Go watch this on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube channel. Tweet

After brief hiatus we’re back with a BANGER!  Most sports fans at some point hope to shag a foul ball at a baseball game but as usual, be careful what you wish for.  That and some more run downs on where we’ve been and where we’re going. Watch this on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube channel! Tweet

The Generals lock in and make the “Pine Barrens” of podcast episodes. Watch this on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube channel! Tweet

Imagine if one of your closest friends suddenly went full Juggalo. Not a person who was always a Juggalo who just got old, like a banker who just all of a sudden decided he was a Juggalo.  This and more exciting nonsense from the internet. Watch this on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube channel!   Tweet

A middle aged man attempts to attend a rave with mixed results. A man sticks fire ants in his pants, Korean soccer announcers and a methy love story. Watch this on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube Channel!   Tweet

We are doing it again! We will be performing Live at Friends on The Hill in Warner Robins, Ga on Valentines day!! 2/11/26 BE THERE! This week meet some new friends of the show including America’s first line of defense and Canada’s polite approach to offensive names. LFG! Tweet

Gather the family around the TV and experience the magic of the holiday’s with America’s favorite two idiots. We run through the usual rigamarole while celebrating the season with specially curated nonsense. Happy Holidays to you all! Tweet

Our first live recording at historic Friends On Hill Bar & Grill in Warner Robins, GA! We can’t believe how well this went and the crowd was amazing! Shout out B3, the staff at the venue and everyone who attended. We take the crowd down the rabbit hole of Ministry Of Silly talk lore along with some new bangers. White Trash Regalia themed trivia was a real crowd pleaser along with all of our classic bits and new riffs. Even an unexpected fire next door didn’t stop the show. If you missed it, don’t miss the next one. But did you laugh? One time tiny donations are appreciated https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmypresents Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at   / onegrahamarmy   Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! Use promo code “OGA” to save 10% on your order, TODAY! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

We’re back! In this installment we discover that you just can’t trust the bald. There is a man operating an 18 wheeler while eating customer pickles and doing Karaoke sharing the road with all of us. Jeopardy contestants with a lack of football knowledge trigger this episodes Josh Rage, a meeting of realtors hosted by the weirdest guy in Ohio and Papa John is doing great! But did you laugh? One time tiny donations are appreciated https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmypresents Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at   / onegrahamarmy   Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! Use promo code “OGA” to save 10% on your order, TODAY! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

We are rapidly approaching our first live comedy podcast recording. As such, we run down (for the last time, I promise) our favorite bits that should be included. If you are in the area, come through on November 22nd and toast with the Generals! But did you laugh? One time tiny donations are appreciated https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmypresents Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at   / onegrahamarmy   Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! Use promo code “OGA” to save 10% on your order, TODAY! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

In a new segment we answer old advice column questions as only we can. Don’t forget! We will be performing the podcast Live! November 22nd in beautiful and sunny Warner Robins, Ga at Friends On The Hill Bar and Grill!!! Games! Prizes! Laughs and Special Guests! Tweet

The live show has a date! November 22nd 2025, at Friends On The Hill in beautiful Warner Robins, Ga we will be recording LIVE!!! GAMES, PRIZES, STUPID VIDEOS!!! BE THERE! Watch This On YouTube. Tweet

We have a major announcement to make and shenanigans aplenty! Watch This On YouTube. Tweet

The ultimate showdown to determine the greatest Action Film of all time. Watch this on YouTube. Tweet

We set the brackets for the ultimate battle for Action Movie Supremacy. Go watch this on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@onegrahamarmy   Tweet

Just kickin the bobo. Go watch this on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/@onegrahamarmy Tweet

The algorithm has gone to the dark side. After being thoroughly confused we try to lighten the mood with mixed results. Tweet

Graham whines, Josh learns about “pause,” and we explore the era of 1-900 numbers… watch this on YouTube. Dial 847-665-6238 and tell us what’s happening Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmypresents Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Tweet

Check us out on tour! Also, enjoy this week’s mandatory training where our reputation is on the line. Tweet

Wendy’s most notorious training film makes a return to the channel for it’s most definitive breakdown to date… and people will like that. Tweet

The hits keep comin and they don’t stop comin. Tweet

While we try to avoid being overly topical and stick to the jokes… some weeks just aren’t like others. Tweet

We kick things off with some Drake related nonsense before discussing being roasted by children and the side effects of BBQ Chicken Mac & Cheese. For desert we pour up some truly brewtal content in the form of extremely problematic Coffee advertisements from the 1960s. Go Watch This On The One Graham Army Presents YouTube Channel. Tweet

We kick things off by examining some foreign language skills that could benefit any American in today’s world, before we move seamlessly into this week’s safety briefing. Is that a shovel, a weapon, or something more practical for your mother to use in the kitchen? This week’s Sports In Your Shorts segment examines what is and isn’t working in the NBA and MLB. After the break we discover the existence of a Kid Rock tribute band and try to find out if we will find ourselves and others attractive when we get old. Go watch this on YouTube. Tweet

Josh describes cleaning out the home of one of the most prolific collectors in human history & we learn what it takes to be the Queen of Checkout. Go watch this on YouTube. Tweet

$13 water, MLB bans “PooP Games” and what to expect from a career at Red Lobster. Watch this episode youtube.com/@onegrahamarmypresents Tweet

G&J discuss discuss LA Caviar’s latest mix tape, one of the greatest bars in rap history, and a story about a VERY real Ja Rule themed wedding for a couple of white people that happened on a Tuesday afternoon and featured one of America’s most celebrated HBCU dance teams.  That’s not a joke but it is funny.  Plus a Ja x Metallica collab NOBODY asked for. Go watch this on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube channel Tweet

Old jeep food, old lady waffle and the greatest basketball player of all time reminds us what it means to be a member of the greatest team ever assembled… McDonalds. Go watch this on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube Channel! Tweet

The most polite argument in history, waiting for the bus and a delusional middle aged man goes all uncle Rico on us. Watch This On YT Tweet

We finally bid farewell to the self defense guru, lover and violence enthusiast John McSweeney. Thank you very much, John. Thank you very much, Paul. Full video available on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube Channel Tweet

Our respective undergarment mismanagement continues, Josh believes he can beat the GOAT fan stopper and we creep ever closer to finally finishing the tome that is, John McSweeney’s Total Self Defense system. Full video available on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube Channel Tweet

Shout out to BeBe, Tony and all the Generals worldwide. Happy New Year. Graham needs to move around more, Josh needs to know more about special girls and John McSweeney has taken a dark turn. Watch On YouTube: https://youtu.be/1ZX06MBM_Yo  Tweet

We discover we haven’t made nearly the progress we should have, but tonight we take a big bite out of John McSweeny’s love letter to his assistant (disguised as a self defense training video) in a special after dark recording. Plus we dig into a question from the hotline sure to stimulate your mind. Watch This On YT: https://youtu.be/mZhxvXyqbT0 Tweet

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and yours from the Ministry.  Shout out to Tony over at the Empire of Caviar for his post about a Dallas man with an unhealthy obsession with his sister, we berate listeners for not calling the hotline and we make some interesting progress through John McSweeny’s Self Defense/Love/Murder training. Watch this on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Cp9vLvzVdD4?si=H02sWRLshs4vLv5m Tweet

The off-putting marketing campaign behind a jarred sausage slurry from Germany eases us into the most romantic action packed training film we have seen to date. Thank you very much Paul, thank you. Watch this on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDP0Q1YGkUQ&t=393s Tweet

Did Stavros steal Josh’s joke?  Well… no… and it’s not really a joke, it’s a question, but we do need content.  PLUS! Another million dollar idea, a Thanksgiving wrap up, and we get start learning how to defend ourselves from a true master of self defense during this week’s mandatory employee training. Watch this on YouTube: https://youtu.be/VF5731bW06A Tweet

America’s sharpest news anchor adds a few extra Os to his name, we discuss the physical and emotional aftermath of the fried chicken war and take a sneak peak at some upcoming mandatory training. Watch this on YouTube. Tweet

Only one bird will emerge… Watch It On YouTube   Tweet

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That Halloween episode kinda stunk but we’re back with some heat for you this week. Josh tells us a story of deriving ultimate power from a pin and we learn the ins and outs of serving the elderly at Publix. Go watch it on YouTube: https://youtu.be/0nDuJQYiH5s AND HIT SUBSCRIBE! Tweet

Happy Halloween, Generals! Enjoy the shenanigans and a story of Halloween past that is at least 40% accurate. Tweet

…you will forget this episode exists.  Royalty free music, weird interview advice and Jewel-Osco gaslights you into being a good employee. Tweet

Dueling soundboards, misheard lyrics and the horror of Blockbuster video. Tweet

Welp.  We did it.  The greatest comedy film of all time is… Tweet

As a goof we set out to attempt creating a top 10 best comedy films of all time list. We learned that such a task is IMPOSSIBLE so to try and bring some order to the chaos we spent this episode carefully crafting a single elimination bracket system for determining a champion. Tweet

We discuss the impending multi-part fried chicken episodes, a new cartoon debuts and the inevitable rise of prompt based AI entertainment. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmypresents Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at patreon.com/onegrahamarmypresents Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

A UK man shares a very interesting job from 32 years ago, holiday scams and other hysterical banter. Tweet

We make something out of nothing, not unlike making weather predictions using organ meat. Craigslist is the gift that keeps on giving and you should avoid any product alleging to relieve gas. Hit us up RIGHT NOW at 847-665-9238 One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

We shame non-subscribers, crappy theme restaurants and all of the terrible “breastaurants” across America. Either be a strip club or a restaurant, do one of those things correctly or don’t do either. Plus a bonus safety briefing for this Labor Day weekend. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

We take a trip to the Ministry’s research and development lab to take number 2 into the 21st century and beyond. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at   / onegrahamarmy   Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet